Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

I am getting more "when are you coming back" posts from ladies in Thailand. High season must be slowing down.

[Aimless]

It seems to me, with my first visit to Thailand coming in 30 days, that all the controversy about the nature of the "staffs" (pun intended) at Wonderland just means I shouldn't bother going in there. There are dozens (perhaps hundreds?) of other places in Bangkok where adult entertainment can be found. Missing out on Wonderland won't amount to so much as a raindrop in the ocean to me.

But that's just me. I'll only have 4 days there to find my temporary true love (and as many others as I can) before I head to Pattaya to look for other disputed Ladyboy-status bars to avoid.

Thanks for all the great intel and insights on Bangkok, Gents! I'll do my best to use your advice wisely.

Yep, hundreds, and the type of girl you seek is important too. I like short PYT local girls, no baby, minimal tats, no surgery. I feel that it minimizes (not eliminates) the chances of encountering a ladyboy and this type of girls blows my hair back. Wonderland is all tall, white, plastic looking "females" (debate not settled) which I stay away from and don't find appealing. My buddy loves them so it just depends on what your thing is. With the way these girls are curated and sorted like a commodity, it sure feels like they are grouped to a certain extent in each bar, so you won't necessarily find a bar filled 50% with tall white girls sporting lots of surgery in combination with 50% short brown girls with no surgery, but that's just my experience after hanging out in less than 10 venues. The one exception I can think of is Thermae which has the total range, but those girls are self-staffed and not chosen by an employer. Cheers! A.

[SubCmdr]

I've taken the plunge. Hes gone.

Folks please don't quote our resident Hood Rat, MessBoy aka SubCmdr. A campaign of ignoring and non responding should hopefully drive him back into the slums wherein he belongs.

How is that going for you. It would appear that it is not going to well. Ignore function on ISG broke?

I noticed that as everyone else's comments get shorter, MessBoy is Posting longer and longer rants with himself. It's like he's losing touch with reality and just screaming endlessly. I wonder where the institutional racism rants are. He will of course call me a "racist" for daring to post this in his little section of life, perhaps the title should no longer be Rants and Raves but rather, Screams From the Lawn Jockey.

The best thing about wearing a white hood is that I can take it off. Somethings can't be removed, even with plastic surgery.

How do you like me now boy? Oh boss I just likes you just fine boss thank you boss.

[SubCmdr]

Lived in California all my life (I'm over 60), and I stopped eating at the Sizzler around 2002. The meals were just awful, even the salad bar. I'd rather fight Tyson to get inside a Denney's than go back to Sizzler.

I am very sorry that happened to you. I can see you are very traumatized from it. Is that why you are taking a vacation to Thailand?

It seems to me, with my first visit to Thailand coming in 30 days,

I hate fat, old, ugly, dumb ass Farangs from my country of origin. They are the worst in Thailand. Also the source of my worst encounters in Thailand, IRL and on ISG.

Mother fucks come halfway around the world with their mother fucking colonizing superior attitudes wanting to remake Thailand into something more like the place where their POTUS is making their country better for them once again. If he is doing that WHY IN THE FUCK ARE THEY TRAVELING TO THAILAND?! Add to that they see a Farang dam functioning and thriving here and it sends them into fucking apoplectic fit.

Thailand is not the United States of America and I am very happy it is not. So, just let Thailand be Thailand and if you cannot, stay your colonizing ass in your country of origin. If a mother fuck does not want to eat a Sizzler because he has a whole host of places to eat that is serving hormone filled, fat and salt loaded food he is welcome to do so. Meanwhile here in Thailand, I am living my best life. Exercising, losing weigh and doing my best not to look anything like the overweight, ugly ass mother fucks I see on a day basis with melanin deficiencies.

That's how I like ME now! LOL.

It should be noted, I don't have to like any of you mother fucks. For the most part I don't.

When you see me bow!

Once upon a time, all of us was in chains; Homie still doubled down calling us some slaves; Atlanta was the Mecca, building railroads and trains; Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game; The settlers was using town folk to make 'em richer; Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda

Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar.

[SubCmdr]

You should really listen to some of Oakie's advice

I don't take advice from anonymous punk ass ***** mother fucks posting on a fuck board. A bunch of International Tricks and SexPats. Not my problem if you lost both the practical and intellectual argument specifically focuses on Thai Gold and now want to engage in Ad Hominem attacks. That is an overrun play out of the ISG playbook. You want to listen to The-twat-from-the-DR, be my guess. Not me. I moved to the Dominican Republic before he did. I did not live in an Open Air Brothel. I've lived there longer than he has. I'm doing just fine!!

Your dooms day mentality is a symptom of. Never mind, talk about waiting someone's time. I am the one waiting time on this ridiculous discussion.

What country are you from that gives you the idea that you are superior to everyone else? Repeating yourself? Really? Do you wear a white hoodie and was a Ship Captain also in your past life?

You want a book recommendation: Broken Money, by Lyn Alden.

https://www.swanbitcoin.com/lyn-alden-broken-money/

[TConor]

You should really listen to some of Oakie's advice and try viewing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Oz4P-NX84

And maybe reading this:

The Technological Republic: Hard Power, Soft Belief, and the Future of the West.

By Alex Karp.

To see the real world, now and in the future.

[SubCmdr]

With all the talk of making big money and his vast experience in the Dominican Republic, it's puzzling why SubCmdr has not taken a holiday back to the DR.

Here is your answer:

My best days in Republica Dominicana were my best days in the Dominican Republic. My best days in Thailand are my best days in Thailand. I am not the sort to engage in glory days comparisons. When I was in the Dominican Republic I had not discovered Thailand at the time. I have established deep roots in the Dominican Republic that are just not going to go away. That is why I will return. To tend to my roots and to hang out with the friends I made during my time there.

The only thing that the Dominican Republic is superior on is beaches In all other areas that I find important for good living: Colombia and Thailand are far superior!

Period. Full Stop!

That being said I would not change my time in the Dominican Republic at all. Nor do I feel like I wish I had of discovered Colombia and Thailand sooner. Everything occurs in it time it should based on the manifest destiny laid out for me. I am good with with it!

You in the Dominican Republic now. Posted up in Sosua. Give me a honest answer, will you be returning? Is which place is better, Pattaya of Sosua? Now that you have visited Sosua, will you be buying a condo there too and selling your condo here in Pattaya?

[Oakie]

Ever feel frustrated and irrelevant?

Ever tried to act like you care about your fellow twat monger, but you can't keep up the pretense anymore?

Does is sometimes feel like you are not getting the proper respect from the prole Twat mongers, with whom you have so generously shared your knowledge on how to get fucked in legal brothel?

You are not alone!

And, that's why there's a Rant Section in most Forums.

Here you can express your true feelings against all those anonymous Twats you feel don't sufficiently appreciate your benevolent gifts to ISG, and disrespect you, after you've tried so hard to rise to an elevated position above all those Twat mongers, you have to lower yourself to deal with.

Here you can shout and whine to high heaven, and finally let those ingrates know how you really feel!

It's helpful, even cathartic, in providing an outlet for your built up rage, and can also prevent your hidden anger exploding in inappropriate settings, and causing embarrassment to you and the people around you!

So let the poison flow out of your being, by sharing it online. Many others go through lives of irrelevance and frustration and will appreciate they are not alone.

Here's an example of one I received today, over in the DR Rants section: It covers most of the points under discussion:

The DR Twat
Oh look, the DR twat is back, doing what he does best sitting in his little corner of the internet, desperately trying to convince himself that someone, anyone, gives a flying fuck about him.

Let me spell it out for you, you DR twat: You're not a household name. You're not some legendary figure. You're not even the most annoying guy in this thread, that title belongs to whatever unfortunate bartender has to listen to your drunken ramblings every night while you sip your sad little Lite beer and pretend you have friends.

You keep crowing about your 30 posts like it's some kind of accomplishment. Newsflash, dipshit: Nobody cares. If anything, the fact that you needed to crawl into the Thai forums like a lice-ridden stray dog just to get noticed only proves how irrelevant you are. You went there sniffing around looking for attention, and now you're bragging that people are talking about you? Congratulations, you're the internet equivalent of a bad rash people mention you because you won't fucking go away.

And let's talk about this absurd little fantasy you've cooked up. You really think you pissed in anyone's mouth? That's adorable. No, what actually happened is you stumbled in there, took a giant, sloppy L, and now you're trying to spin it like some kind of victory lap. You got clowned on, ridiculed, and turned into the running joke you were always meant to be. And the best part? You love it. You're out here pretending you're above it all, but let's be real you're eating this up like the sad, validation-starved old man that you are.

Enjoy your "daily beach walk," grandpa. I'm sure the ocean breeze will be refreshing as you hobble along, daydreaming about a time when you weren't a washed-up nobody. And hey, don't drink too many of those Lite beers you're already light on brain cells and dignity as it is.

You ever notice how I never actually name the DR Twat, yet like clockwork, a certain someone always comes running to respond? Every. Single. Time.

Its almost too easy. I dont even have to call him out directlyjust a little nudge, a whisper in the wind, and boom, there he is, foaming at the mouth, desperate to prove hes not bothered while writing me another five-paragraph meltdown.

I guess thats what happens when youve already owned up to being the joke. Thanks for the confirmation, dumbass.

Credit to Mr. Everythig T.

[SubCmdr]

Hey Twat-from-the-DR,

Didn't you write this about me mother fuck?

The other thing is he claims to be trading up his stack every day. Not a good investment strategy! By the time he get's back from his "gold run" for his latest special and different Pattaya hoe, the paper profit could have disappeared, and he "goes hard on the paint with us MF's.

If you are invested in the market you haven't won. It's only when you sell, and like in blackjack, leave the table and cash in that you have won! Buying gold for Pattaya hoes, while your stake is still at risk in the market, has been the downfall of many a daily addicted trader!

Then I wrote this:

When the news about Deep Seek came out NVDA stock price got knocked back to 116. I picked some up at 118. It has moved to 138 and I think it is time to take profits. I plan to use my original capital and the profits from that trade to buy Thai Gold. Not as investment. As a reserve asset.

Note I said from that trade. I still have plenty more NVDA to sell off. I started taking profits after I saw I had a return of over 1000% Currently accumulating AMD. I think the market is sleeping on that one. Also accumulating mining stocks! They pay good dividends.

So what is with the sudden reversal and heaping praise upon me?

The secret to success in the markets is simple. Buy low and sell high! Sell high, buy low!

It this the sort of advice multinational companies paid you for.

Likewise, the secret to fucking hoes is to go cwhere they at, and bring money!

I call you the Ship Captain for a reason. I didn't realize it was because you were Captain Obvious.

Suprising it gets so complicated in practice, LOL.

Damn, it is complicated in your own mine. Because you are a simpleton.

No, what actually happened is you stumbled in there, took a giant, sloppy L, and now you're trying to spin it like some kind of victory lap. You got clowned on, ridiculed, and turned into the running joke you were always meant to be. And the best part? You love it. You're out here pretending you're above it all, but let's be real you're eating this up like the sad, validation-starved old man that you are.

Pretty much sums it up!

[ElMexicant]

I dare to say, you are not a vet of Thailand or East of SE Asia until you learn to put floss in almost everything you eat. Lunch today at the gym, 2 boiled eggs. Raisin bread sandwiches with strawberry preserves, peanut butter, and chicken floss. 40 grams protein. Amazing. Next, maybe I try floss on a Mixue ice cream cone or mango sticky rice. The one true prophet Muhammad would be proud. LOL.

By the glamourous, the flossy the flossy.

[SubCmdr]

Goto the Dominican Republic you poverty mentality mother fucks that don't want to buy a Lady drink.

There are lots of Europeans here, and women of every shape, size, attitude and every color of the rainbow! You won't need to butter up the mamasan pimps, or buy 40 Lady Drinks to sit at a table and watch the passing parade!

Hey Allover, if you go you will have a chance to get on your knees and kiss the ring of your King (and who knows what else) in person. Please tell me what you think of the place, you know it all mother fuck!

[SubCmdr]

Because you: WERE DEAD WRONG!!

Relax and take notes while take tokes on the marijuana smoke

TConor wrote this on 11/09/2023

I am just trying to let those who may not have your insight and experience know the score. And you'll loose your shirt trying to trade gold in Thailand.

The Cmdr wrote this on 11/09/2023

I was on the street today and saw: Sell 32700 Buy 32600 a Bhat. That is a 100 THB spread between buying and selling. That is an immediate loss. But I cannot buy a shirt for 100 THB. Well that is a lie, I actually I could, just not one I would want to wear.
I don't need luck. Like you said, I am smart. That means I am smart enough to understand how the gold system in Thailand works. Then use it for my purposes and goals. They may not be your purposes and goals. But that is ok.

I wanted to make a point, not to you, but about my very narrow and specific strategy

The Cmdr wrote this on 02/14/2025

Was in the gold shop. Sell 46850 Buy 46750 a Baht
46750 - 32700 = 14,050/ Baht increase. Let's do a little trader math: +42.97% in 15 months. There are those who have challenged me on the entire gold issue:
Not going to say that I am smarter than this person But he has to look at the returns and ask himself why he wrote what he wrote.

Did you look at the returns TConor? I backed them up with a photo.

Not only did I NOT lose my shirt. I could take the profits from my gold purchases when the above exchange happened and have one custom tailored for me and still have enough left over for a nice night out on the town. I welcome his response.

I made my trade. You made your statement. The market just slapped you like a *****! Just like it does to all those who think they know it all. Do not kill the messenger because all I did was point out price action of the market. Would you like to make another specific statement about trading gold in Thailand?

Now, I understand that here in Thailand it is ok to lie in order to help someone save face. So, in that Tradition I want you to know:

Due to the quality arguments you have made, I have sold off my gold and will no longer purchase any. Even though you were wrong about MY particular trade I see that your reasoning about GOLD was, is and continues to be superior to mine. I should have followed your advice even if I would have lost money due to opportunity costs of holding my reserves in cash. Next time you provide financial advice to you I will immediately BOW DOWN and follow it to the letter.

ROTFLMAO!! The special girl in my life is holding onto hers. She is Thai and she lives in Thailand. She knows better than either one of us because she showed me how:

Poor Thais do as the Commander says.

Ballin like Thai Gold Pro!

[SubCmdr]

I know a bar girl that I pay to take my Big Black Dick in two of her holes.

She was complaining to me that I only pay her 1000 THB for her services. She told me that she has a client that invites her over to her room, serves her drinks while on his knees, kisses and rubs her feet, then lays down on the floor and she sits on his face. She pisses in his mouth while licks her pussy until she has a orgasm. Says he doesn't fuck. And that is dick is small, ugly and deformed so she has him keep his underware on so she doesn't become nauseated.

She explained to me that he pays her 2000 THB for her services. Sometimes she brings a friend with her. She told me he asked her if she would travel to the Dominican Republic with her. But she didn't want to go. I told her I understood why. The infrastructure in the Dominican Republic is of low quality and the cost of living is expensive as fuck. Having lived in the Dominican Republic for 10 years plus, the only thing I find attractive is the beaches. It is a place to visit, not live. I can walk to the beach here. I can see the ocean while I run errands here. I simply do not know why a mother fuck going to wonder about my taxes, my investment strategy, my real estate purchases and my travel plans unless he is simply jealous of my flow, my stack and my Big Black Dick.

She told me all this because she wanted a raise. I told her I am not a punk ass ***** submissive girly man like her other client. That if she wants my 1000 THB she better STFU and go take her shower. Otherwise she can GET THE FUCK OUT!! Because they're a ton of Prostitutes in Pattaya that WILL take my 1000 THB without complaint. She snatched the towel I was holding for her during the conversation. She went and took her shower. Then came out of the shower wrapped in the towel (why do they do this). She sat down on the bed and started to suck my dick. You all know what happened from that point on.

Pattaya, its a small world! How you like my sow?

[SubCmdr]

Allover, are you a man? Because men speak directly to each other.

Also, are you heterosexual? Because you make a lot of homosexual references.

Now I don't know if you are projecting your voyeristic fantasies or not. But the fact remains that no matter how much you complain about me talking about my Big Black Dick I am talking about my own dick in relationship with having sex with girls in Thailand. That is the purpose of ISG. Why the double standard, you will read plenty of posts were guys are talking about their preferences for BBFS because their dicks simply do not work in a normal fashion anymore and that is the excuse they are using to justify not wearing a condom.

Would somebody please tell this know-it-all, newbie, punk, * what the Pattaya Flying Club is about and that it's a real thing.

Why can't you do that? Be a man!!

Falang dive / fall from high places on almost a monthly basis in Pattaya. Stub doesn't believe it. He sees dust from a construction site of a new hotel and thinks he knows it all.

When you produce some documented references from reliable sources your statement remains an assumption. I studied Quantitative Sociology as part of my University curriculum. So if you are going to make a sweeping statement such as that, back it up! Otherwise implying I don't know what time it is when you are in sex prison half a world away in Southern California and you cannot even get laid there is laughable at best, downright sad at worse. I lived in Southern California for years and it was never a problem for me getting laid there. I did not have to travel all the way to Thailand just to get my dick off like most of you and many other lame ass mother fucks. If you cannot get laid in your country of origin then you ain't shit!

Full Stop!

And his girl is different.

She is, but how would you know? Tell me exactly what you know about her background and education please?

She takes a small portion of what he gives her and buys him a Valentine's Day gift to keep the gravy train rolling.

How do you know this? Are you taking the position that all girls in Thailand are prostitutes. If so, you have taken a big bite of Explorer's bullshit and you are chewing it like a cow chews it's cud.

Yeah she's different;

She is. But how do you know this? Tell me exactly what you know about her background and education please?

she's a little more clever

She is. But how do you know this? Tell me exactly what you know about her background and education please?

than the average ex-bargirl.

How do you know she is a ex-bargirl? Are you in that poverty mindset again that says: Every girl in Thailand is a prostitute?

Which means she'll get far more money out of him.

How much money is she getting out of me now? Tell me this. Are you performing Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds on her from half a world away in Southern California? You are sitting in sex prison fantasizing and hating on me because you want to be me. I understand your frustration with your situation. But seek help or create a flow for yourself so you can build your stack and then engage in the International Trickin activities of your choice just like I do. I know you want to be like SubCmdr. It's not possible but everyday your work at it you can get a little bit closer.

He might just wind up broke, unable to pay his taxes and tossed out of Thailand.

Are you just projecting what you think will happen to you if you actually moved to Thailand? You state that you live where you want to live. Then why did you spend so much time on ISG writing about me. 70% of all of your posts are about me (another man). That is unhealthy for you brother. You need to change your focus. Focus on the pussy, not on my Big Black Dick!!

In the meantime Stub, I would suggest you rent condos on the ground floor.

Thank you for the suggestion. One of your other suggestions panned out very nicely for me. The shoe shop in Terminal 21. It is turns out that is was a outstanding purchase and is currently the favorite pair of the recipient of my gift.

Happy Valentine's Day you dumb, ignorant, motherfucking fool

This a very strange. You are wishing another man Valentine's Day. That is too homo for me and I don't appreciate or reciprocate. Get the fuck outta here with your homo shit Allover. I don't roll that way.

I've been ignoring you. So I hope that this response finds you well and the little attention that I have given you helps your mental state. Feel free to continue to argue with me over the quality of beef in a certain restaurant in Thailand.

Brother, I hope you enjoying POTUS. He is making the country great fro your people again. I don't understand all the anger and hate that you express in your posts here. You should be walking in TALL COTTON right about now!

[Explorer8939]

With all the talk of making big money and his vast experience in the Dominican Republic, it's puzzling why SubCmdr has not taken a holiday back to the DR.