Rants and stupid shit in Dominican Republic

[Oakie]

Oh look, the DR twat is back, doing what he does best sitting in his little corner of the internet, desperately trying to convince himself that someone, anyone, gives a flying fuck about him.

Let me spell it out for you, you DR twat: You're not a household name. You're not some legendary figure. You're not even the most annoying guy in this thread, that title belongs to whatever unfortunate bartender has to listen to your drunken ramblings every night while you sip your sad little Lite beer and pretend you have friends.

You keep crowing about your 30 posts like it's some kind of accomplishment. Newsflash, dipshit: Nobody cares. If anything, the fact that you needed to crawl into the Thai forums like a lice-ridden stray dog just to get noticed only proves how irrelevant you are. You went there sniffing around looking for attention, and now you're bragging that people are talking about you? Congratulations, you're the internet equivalent of a bad rash people mention you because you won't fucking go away.

And let's talk about this absurd little fantasy you've cooked up. You really think you pissed in anyone's mouth? That's adorable. No, what actually happened is you stumbled in there, took a giant, sloppy L, and now you're trying to spin it like some kind of victory lap. You got clowned on, ridiculed, and turned into the running joke you were always meant to be. And the best part? You love it. You're out here pretending you're above it all, but let's be real you're eating this up like the sad, validation-starved old man that you are.

Enjoy your "daily beach walk," grandpa. I'm sure the ocean breeze will be refreshing as you hobble along, daydreaming about a time when you weren't a washed-up nobody. And hey, don't drink too many of those Lite beers you're already light on brain cells and dignity as it is.

You ever notice how I never actually name the DR Twat, yet like clockwork, a certain someone always comes running to respond? Every. Single. Time.

Its almost too easy. I dont even have to call him out directlyjust a little nudge, a whisper in the wind, and boom, there he is, foaming at the mouth, desperate to prove hes not bothered while writing me another five-paragraph meltdown.

I guess thats what happens when youve already owned up to being the joke. Thanks for the confirmation, dumbass.

There, there, possoms!

Glad I could help!

And YOU have a nice day, too!

LOL.

[EverythingThai]

Oh look, the DR twat is back, doing what he does best sitting in his little corner of the internet, desperately trying to convince himself that someone, anyone, gives a flying fuck about him.

Let me spell it out for you, you DR twat: You're not a household name. You're not some legendary figure. You're not even the most annoying guy in this thread, that title belongs to whatever unfortunate bartender has to listen to your drunken ramblings every night while you sip your sad little Lite beer and pretend you have friends.

You keep crowing about your 30 posts like it's some kind of accomplishment. Newsflash, dipshit: Nobody cares. If anything, the fact that you needed to crawl into the Thai forums like a lice-ridden stray dog just to get noticed only proves how irrelevant you are. You went there sniffing around looking for attention, and now you're bragging that people are talking about you? Congratulations, you're the internet equivalent of a bad rash people mention you because you won't fucking go away.

And let's talk about this absurd little fantasy you've cooked up. You really think you pissed in anyone's mouth? That's adorable. No, what actually happened is you stumbled in there, took a giant, sloppy L, and now you're trying to spin it like some kind of victory lap. You got clowned on, ridiculed, and turned into the running joke you were always meant to be. And the best part? You love it. You're out here pretending you're above it all, but let's be real you're eating this up like the sad, validation-starved old man that you are.

Enjoy your "daily beach walk," grandpa. I'm sure the ocean breeze will be refreshing as you hobble along, daydreaming about a time when you weren't a washed-up nobody. And hey, don't drink too many of those Lite beers you're already light on brain cells and dignity as it is.

You ever notice how I never actually name the DR Twat, yet like clockwork, a certain someone always comes running to respond? Every. Single. Time.

It’s almost too easy. I don’t even have to call him out directly—just a little nudge, a whisper in the wind, and boom, there he is, foaming at the mouth, desperate to prove he’s not bothered while writing me another five-paragraph meltdown.

I guess that’s what happens when you’ve already owned up to being the joke. Thanks for the confirmation, dumbass.

[SubCmdr]

There a few sour guys on the site who shit on Sosua.

You mean you are another one of those mother fucks that cannot handle it when other MEN disagree about your opinion on the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua?

I am one of those MEN. Although I have NEVER had a bad time in Sosua, I have a much better time in Medellin, Colombia and Pattaya, Thailand. I've even been told that San Paulo, Brazil is better than even my preferred places. Why is it that you (and many other posters to the Sosua Reports Thread) cannot handle the idea that those who travel way more than you might not have the same opinion of Sosua that you do? You think Sosua needs a cheerleading section?

You are in good company with the Twat-from-the-DR who comes over to the Thailand Threads in order to troll me. Now he has resorted to taking shit in the main Sousa Reports threads to the point of getting his posts deleted. Why doesn't he after all this time he does not know when he is beating on his keyboard typing a RANT and when he is actually making a report. Right now you will find him over in the General Reports thread giving out SexPat advice in the Thailand Threads. A country he has never visited before.

Mental acuity problem perhaps?

[Explorer8939]

I noticed that the talent level and quality of the ladies walking around has dropped off mid-week. There are more overweight Brazilian types on the street.

Also, the ladies walk around in clusters, which is weird.

[Mr Enternational]

I was in Claro getting a SIM card, and after a few minutes, I could hear the lady at the front desk say to herself "this Gringo speaks better Spanish than me", in Spanish, of course. At least she didn't throw a "pinche" in there.

Probably because pinche is Mexican Spanish. That would be like saying at least the American did not call me a wanker. Americans do not say wanker; the English use that term. Whenever someone in DR compliments my Spanish, I tell them you too.

[OldKool]

The women in Classicos were on another level scores of 10's dressed and ready to go. Picking one out of the dozens was a chore. The hard policing has discouraged the Santiago hotties from.
posting. These girls were some of the finest on the island. Trust me a Dominican 10 is a 10 any where in the world. The place was jaw dropping every night. For many reason Classicos will not be replicated. Never the less the Casino in Playa Chicito on the weekends provides some excellent options. The prices are higher but the quality is much better. Sosua use to be a Friday night every night. Now Thursday thru Sunday are days that are worth your time. At the end of the day all the other club pale to what Classicos was.

There are so many posts lamenting the closure of Classicos bar in Sosua, you would think that there are no other decent bars in Sosua.

[SubCmdr]

So I have an internet stalker that reads every single one of my posts and makes notes detailed enough for him to know: 1. What kind of panties I buy my favorite girl here in Pattaya. 2. Giving me advice on gold in the General Information section in Thailand (don't they have gold in the Dominican Republic). 3. Making psychological analysis of me. (I thought he was some sort of overseer of the international corporate / government wage slave plantations). 4. Trying to classify that I hate mongers!

Mongers

They are the lowest life form in the Pay for Play community They are often (insert color of your choice here), old, ugly, fat and dress poorly. They have no flow, nor any stack.

They are completely opposite of International Tricks. Most are girly men who complain about how much pussy I get and how I write about it. The say things like I am bragging. They make accusations of me engaging in homosexual acts and claim that I cannot even get my Big Black Dick up and fuck. In other words they accuse me of lying on my dick. A serious accusation, that can only be made because they are safely behind their computer beating on their keyboard sometime a half a world away.

She told me he asked her if she would travel to the Dominican Republic with her. But she didn't want to go. I told her I understood why. The infrastructure in the Dominican Republic is of low quality and the cost of living is expensive as fuck. Having lived in the Dominican Republic for 10 years plus, the only thing I find attractive is the beaches. It is a place to visit, not live.
I simply do not know why a mother fuck going to wonder about my taxes, my investment strategy, my real estate purchases and my travel plans unless he is simply jealous of my flow, my stack and my Big Black Dick.

Order filled this morning at 141.26. Going to make an another gold run to my favorite spot to buy in Thailand. Much to the chagrin of others. I will document my trade via photo. I have a friend who constantly reminds me that the internet never forgets. So, it will be right here for all who choose to to review it. Let's check back in a year, shall we?

Claims are being made. People who live in glass houses in The Open Air Brothel known as Sosua should not throw stones, post lies or forget the shit he posts. The internet never forgets. Speaking of getting triggered, let see his reaction to this:

I too, wouldn't use the term girlfriend for my 9 year relationship, I use the commercial terms "regular", "GF" even the stage name I gave her. "Princessa", to remind me that she's still a (semi retired?) pro.

[Explorer8939]

I was in Claro getting a SIM card, and after a few minutes, I could hear the lady at the front desk say to herself "this Gringo speaks better Spanish than me", in Spanish, of course. At least she didn't throw a "pinche" in there.

[SubCmdr]

There are so many posts lamenting the closure of Classicos bar in Sosua, you would think that there are no other decent bars in Sosua.

Classicos was a club. There is only one bar in Sosua I like. Nightlife is lame in Sosua compared to Pattaya!.

[SubCmdr]

A whole lot of words to say: I don't like him!.

ROTLMAO!

They not like us; They not like us; They not like us!

How he goes from abject hate of his fellow mongers, to Mr. Romantic, buying gold and Victoria Secret stuff for his latest Pattaya "gik", is something for the psychology textbooks.

But entertaining to watch!

In my opinion, he brags on too much about his BBD. Probably can't get it up anymore and he's frustrated! Probably whacks off, while she poses for him!

The other thing is he claims to be trading up his stack every day. Not a good investment strategy! By the time he get's back from his "gold run" for his latest special and different Pattaya hoe, the paper profit could have disappeared, and he "goes hard on the paint with us MF's.

If you are invested in the market you haven't won. It's only when you sell, and like in blackjack, leave the table and cash in that you have won! Buying gold for Pattaya hoes, while your stake is still at risk in the market, has been the downfall of many a daily addicted trader!

Could be any number of things, that triggers him, besides me!

LOL.

[SubCmdr]

And by the way, besides me, Never actually seen a post where anybody quotes you.

You are repeating yourself. I have already put you in check this issue in the Thailand Threads. Were you can go and see Explorer8939 quote me twice.

And now you are beginning to embarrass yourself: MwenByen quoted me in post #308 in this thread.

The Defense Rests!

[Explorer8939]

There are so many posts lamenting the closure of Classicos bar in Sosua, you would think that there are no other decent bars in Sosua.

[Oakie]

There is a big initial shock arriving in the DR when you talk to people. As in "what language are you speaking"?

The accent here is a bit weird. I am talking about Spanish, of course.

They have their own sub language! Barrio jive!

Try using Google Translate on any WhatsApp message from a DR hoe, and comes up empty, or even worse, with something you don't want to say to a hoe!

No need for the casual monger, just here to fuck, to learn formal conversational Spansh, it's not Madrid! And with your accent, they would know what the hell you are trying to say, anyway!

[Oakie]

The Dominican Republic is sounding like a pretty fucked up place to visit!

Today's "intel" on DR from our Man For All Seasons, AKA Sudsy.

One minute he's got roots there, business there and at least "Wives" he "supports", witing for him to come back!

180 degree turns on a dime which makes it impossible to give him any credibility!

And by the way, besides me, Never actually seen a post where anybody quotes you.

You are the only the only poster who quotes and requotes himself, and even responds to his own comments routinely here.

So, that "wonderful feeling" you get when you read your quotes all over ISG, and the "love and attention", is nothing more than self love, Sudsy.

Textbook Classic Narcissism!

LOL.

[Explorer8939]

There is a big initial shock arriving in the DR when you talk to people. As in "what language are you speaking"?

The accent here is a bit weird. I am talking about Spanish, of course.