General Info

[Fun Luvr]

I arrived in Orlando from Medellin (through Panama) Sunday evening. Everything was as it was in previous trips at immigration, a few questions about the purpose of travel and what I was bringing back. Terminal C (where almost all international flights arrive) at the Orlando airport is the poorest design of almost any airport I've traveled through. It's approximately a one half mile walk from an arriving gate to baggage claim, almost all an uphill grade. There are no elevators or moving walkways. It was about 45 minutes from the time the plane was parked at the gate until bags started arriving at baggage claim. The irony is, that is a new terminal. It's only been open for about a year.

[Gabacho]

Hey where did Colombia go?

No reports for many days now. What gives?

Did all the business people go bankrupt and stop churning the board?

I tried to tell everyone, earn dollars and spend pesos.

Did all the tourists get killed, scoped or scared of the erupting wars throughout the country?

You were all duly forewarned.

Did the exchange rate price everyone out of the country?

Or has everyone decided that yes Studplayer was right and the best Colombianas are in harems in the arab world now?

What the hell are you going on about?

Either you have me confused with someone else or someone else must be using my name because I don't make any videos at all, let alone video promoting Colombia as a "party central" and I'm not on YouTube or TikTok or any place else where you might have seen these videos.

And how was I way late to the party? I've been going to Colombia since 2018 when I started going to Bogota.

And I'm definitely not surrounded by men men men. Where the hell are you getting this from? LOL.

If you actually followed my posts you would know that I have spread my wings and started exploring new places. I have posted extensively about my new experiences in Thailand, Philippines, and Indonesia.

In fact I have a plethora of posts about a super brothel in Jakarta called Classic where I spent 2 months and probably about $3 k usd in the last 2 months of 2024. Matter of Fact Classic blows anything in Medellin out of the water by a mile. Not even your overpriced Loutron, Isla or Gustos can compare to Classic. Imagine one brothel with over 200+ Asian women 18-25 years old and you can bareback CIP them all (well most of them anyways) for like $30 usd a pop. Then you take the elevator upstairs to the 5th floor and there is a whole nother brothel with like 50+ more women same price. And this is all inside a hotel with multiple bars are restaurants too all enclosed and air conditioned. And that's just one place of which there are many places with a similar set up including Travel and Kotah Inda Complex and literally hundreds of smaller "casa" type places spread out in a Metropolitan area of more than 30 million people.

So I don't know whose videos you saw but they damn sure weren't mine.

Gabacho.

[StudPlayer]

Hey where did Colombia go?

No reports for many days now. What gives?

Did all the business people go bankrupt and stop churning the board?

I tried to tell everyone, earn dollars and spend pesos.

Did all the tourists get killed, scoped or scared of the erupting wars throughout the country?

You were all duly forewarned.

Did the exchange rate price everyone out of the country?

Or has everyone decided that yes Studplayer was right and the best Colombianas are in harems in the arab world now?

Gabacho is the last one left still all hyped up on Colombia with his videos.

Gabacho, you are way late to the party. Everyone has moved on.

What is really funny is in his videos promoting Colombia as party central, Gabacho is surrounded by men men men and he is diggin it.

Truly hilarious.

What happened? Like everything they touch, gringos ruined it.

Anyway, here is the latest news from Colombia: Colombia is passe, yesterday's flavor, over, kaput.

When you get the number of gringas coming down to Colombia like you now see, you know the game is over.

And you got to feel sorry for the young families with young kids who could have gone to Aruba and actually have seen a Colombiana.

Dad is looking for the young chicas which are nowhere to be found on the street anymore and Mom is looking for a nice sandy beach.

And here is a llittle extra insight for everyone: Colombia has become a major gay and lesbian destination.

If you open your eyes, alll you see are men men men everywhere on the streets and almost no chicas.

So here is a hint where is next:

Sayonara.

[Elvis 2008]

I still do it because It only takes me 2 minutes to do it. But it depends on the Airline. Delta has asked me in the past did you do the Check-mig, say yes and your good to go. But I've been on some flights and the agent at check in wants to see it before they would proceed. However as time passes on its seems less and less important. It's been a few years since I've been asked for it on arrival in Colombia.

Well, it used to be an issue that I could not get a boarding pass on line before a flight because airline needed to see the check MIG. I think the last time I was asked for this by Colombian agents was like 2 years ago. It was like 6 to 9 months ago with the airlines. So if the airlines are willing to give me a boarding pass, I do not worry about the check MIG.

I had not flown back to the USA since Trump got in office until recently. I have Global Entry and it was different. The agent held my passport and told me to get in a long line. I asked another person in the line if he had been through this before, and he too said he had not. No one told us what was going on. You just waited in this line until eventually your name is called. I would guess I was in line for like 45 minutes. My name was called and I was put in a group of 4 and we were asked if we had anything to declare. After that, your carry on and regular suitcase were put through a scanner. Then the agents give you your passport back, and you are on your way.

I am hoping this is just a one time thing where border agents were told to make extra sure people are not illegally entering our country. I hope once you get through this enhanced investigation the old rules apply. The agents were nice and respectful as were all the people in line.

Still, though, until this is known, if you have global entry, I would give yourself an extra hour to factor in when you go through customs. I had five hours between connections so it was no big deal, but if it were two, it would have been cutting it really close.

[LatinaLover#1]

I think at some point in the past it "might" have been mandatory to do the checkmig. My ex wife got refused to proceed with her check in (USA to MDE) a couple of years ago until she went online, did it and then showed the lady at the ticket counter. I lived there for 10 years and only remember doing checkmig after moving back to the states in 2021. She didn't do it for her last trip a few weeks ago and said it wasn't necessary anymore.

But a few trips ago she was still doing it and somehow she got on a semi scam website that just fills your info out and submits it to checkmig for x amount of dollars. Her CC got declined for some reason (should have taken that as a sign) so I used mine, then later found out the website wasn't affiliated with the gov of Colombia and that Colombia doesn't even charge for checkmig. Did a charge back and they didn't dispute it but also kind of my fault for not being more careful.

I still do it because It only takes me 2 minutes to do it. But it depends on the Airline. Delta has asked me in the past did you do the Check-mig, say yes and your good to go. But I've been on some flights and the agent at check in wants to see it before they would proceed. However as time passes on its seems less and less important. It's been a few years since I've been asked for it on arrival in Colombia.

[Naked Gunz]

https://www.fedagent.com/news/deas-c...er-ig-advisoryThe issue was thrust into the public eye by a series of investigative reports from Atlanta News First which "uncovered how drug agents have been seizing anything over $5,000 if airline passengers can't prove on the spot that their own money didn't come from drug trafficking. ".The program used civil asset forfeiture to allow DEA agents to seize cash if the passenger was suspected of carrying illicit funds tied to the drug trade. The onus was then put on the passenger to prove it was not drug money, to get the funds back.In addition, most airport seizures did not result in criminal prosecutions. DEA even paid one airline employee tens of thousands of dollars in proceeds from cash seized as a result of tips.End of link.FL, in the future, I would not carry that much cash through. If you had more money on you, even a legal amount under $10,000, the agents may have kept it.

That report also highlighted that some of those LE were just regular cops, not DEA. The confiscated money went to sheriffs dept. 's, etc. I have to pay my friggin rent in cash in Cali! Nice building but it must be a big ole washer! I make sure I have my currency exchange receipt with me when I bring big money.

[Garrapata]

They do not have to ask you verbatim. There are different ways of asking the same question, just like a personality test. I have been asked many times how much money I was carrying. I even have friends who US Customs have made count their money in the jetway as they were leaving the country.

I have never lied on this site. I have been saying for over 1 year that it is not mandatory to do that checkmig. How many people have not done the checkmig since then and have had no problem entering Colombia? Give bullshit information is something that I do not do sir.

I also can not state with any accuracy how many times I have entered a foreign country and gone through Customs, but with 2 valid US passports (one that has only 4 pages left and is still valid until 2030), I can assure you that it is much more than 100 in only the last few years.

I think at some point in the past it "might" have been mandatory to do the checkmig. My ex wife got refused to proceed with her check in (USA to MDE) a couple of years ago until she went online, did it and then showed the lady at the ticket counter. I lived there for 10 years and only remember doing checkmig after moving back to the states in 2021. She didn't do it for her last trip a few weeks ago and said it wasn't necessary anymore.

But a few trips ago she was still doing it and somehow she got on a semi scam website that just fills your info out and submits it to checkmig for x amount of dollars. Her CC got declined for some reason (should have taken that as a sign) so I used mine, then later found out the website wasn't affiliated with the gov of Colombia and that Colombia doesn't even charge for checkmig. Did a charge back and they didn't dispute it but also kind of my fault for not being more careful.

[Huacho]

Maybe I spoke too soon Mr. E. Upon further research, the National University in Colombia uses a 5. 0 scale so I will backtrack with my comment and correct but most people on this forum wouldn't even admit that they were wrong. Those are the arrogant idiots to watch out for. Thanks for your insight Bro.

I for one appreciate that you admit your mistake and would just ask that you learn further by realizing you made the mistake because it's all Yew Ess all the time in your mind. 4.0 vs 5.0 is just another example of the metric system's innate superiority, for example. As Celsius is superior to Fahrenheit, etc.

[LatinaLover#1]

How can she have a 4. 6 GPA when the maximum GPA is a 4. 0?

IN Colombia they operate on a 5. 0 scale.

[Mr Enternational]

How do you know that? Do you have an insight into the customs agents?

You can always ask questions when you go through Customs. I have even gone to the office before when I had a question and posted about it here.

[MongerHunger]

The maximum where? It depends on the place. Some people have grade ranges from 0 to 5. Maybe her system is on a 5 point scale.

Also, it has been a very long time, but I remember being in high school and the AP classes weighing more than the regular classes. So it was possible to have over a 4. 0 GPA.

I do have a girl in Bogota that is in school and she told me last year that their grading system is up to 5.

Maybe I spoke too soon Mr. E. Upon further research, the National University in Colombia uses a 5. 0 scale so I will backtrack with my comment and correct but most people on this forum wouldn't even admit that they were wrong. Those are the arrogant idiots to watch out for. Thanks for your insight Bro.

[Elvis 2008]

You know absolutely nothing about me. You have never met me, and I doubt you know anyone who has met me. Your generalities about me shows your character, or lack of character.

Uh, I was not talking about you.

How do you know that? Do you have an insight into the customs agents?

Because myself and others had this happen before this incident with Trump.

Remember when I said I did not wish for your money to be taken from you? I take that back. When you are carrying four figures of cash in your pocket, make sure to tell customs all about it and make sure you are honest about the reason for your being in Colombia and describe in vivid detail all the women you fucked. In fact, it is best if you show them pictures of all the women you banged in the most graphic of details because when it comes to talking to customs, honesty is the best policy.

And it is a crime to lie to customs so make sure that you tell them the truth, the whole truth.

[Mr Enternational]

How can she have a 4. 6 GPA when the maximum GPA is a 4. 0?

The maximum where? It depends on the place. Some people have grade ranges from 0 to 5. Maybe her system is on a 5 point scale.

Also, it has been a very long time, but I remember being in high school and the AP classes weighing more than the regular classes. So it was possible to have over a 4. 0 GPA.

I do have a girl in Bogota that is in school and she told me last year that their grading system is up to 5.

[Huacho]

How can she have a 4. 6 GPA when the maximum GPA is a 4. 0?

Your ethnocentricity is showing here. Most unis in Colombia use a 5 point scale where anything under 3 is failing. Some use a 10 point scale.

https://www.scholaro.com/db/countrie...Grading-System

[Fun Luvr]

What happened to you has nothing to do with the recent incident in Colombia.

How do you know that? Do you have an insight into the customs agents?

It is not some people. It is one person, and his attempts at virtue signaling, customs likes me more than you all, are nothing new. Why you are virtue signaling at the same time you are talking about banging hookers and drinking like a fish is beyond me.

You know absolutely nothing about me. You have never met me, and I doubt you know anyone who has met me. Your generalities about me shows your character, or lack of character.