Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Been in Thailand a week without much success. Easy to find a woman to get naked with but the experiences have been pretty lame. Last time I was here was over 15 years ago, but I remember it being much more fun then and the women much more fun to be with. Was in Pattaya and Bangkok. My friend and I have been having a lot of issues. He has a bigger the than most and the women are tapping out pretty quick. He's had a couple refuse once he got undressed (yet they never give back the money). Pretty much none of the girls, freelancers, massage girls, go go girls, etc, offer GFE. They barely even fake it when you kiss them on their breasts or neck or touch their P. Met a girl I liked a lot on Soi 6, but she wouldn't do anything more than hostess. (But didn't tell me until an hour and a few drinks in.) Have tried both young and MILFs. BJ girls were fine at what they did, but it's all pretty mechanical. In the past, they were a bit more fun as well. It used to be that places like Mexico had much less fun girls than Thailand, but I don't think that's true anymore. And the prices aren't any better in Thailand either. I feel like girls used to try to get you on the hook in the past and maybe had some reason to try harder back then, but now it's just factory work.

Headed to Chiang Mai now and then a couple more days in Bangkok, but I'm not holding out much hope.

Are you sure you are a International Trick?

Because if there is a place where you consistently get GFE for 30 - 45 USD then please help a brother out and tell me where it is!

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

So, to sum it up: Fuck Off, you're a washed-up hall monitor of a bar that doesn't know you exist. ElMexicant, you're a failed comedian who should stick to posting pictures of disgusting food. And DR Twat, you're a pathetic, irrelevant hanger-on whose biggest life accomplishment is being a nuisance online.

I second that motion and you got a witness.

On my side of the equation we have: AllBitch, Dog who thinks he is Ho with the mark of the devil on his forehead, and the guy who lost face talking shit to me about buying Thai Gold. I guess like resistance movement cells they come in threes.

[SubCmdr]

Solid report! Very much enjoyed reading it. Thanks to Nyezhov for taking the time to post.

ROTFLMAO! So WHWFM has a new fan.

Send him his hoodie!

[EverythingThai]

Oh, what a glorious display of pure, unfiltered stupidity. It's like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to put together an IKEA shelf without the instructions. Let's break it down, shall we?

First up, Fuck Off, our self-proclaimed Thermae historian, who apparently thinks his decades of loitering around a bar grants him the divine authority to correct the spatial awareness of others. My guy, congratulations—you've spent 30 years memorizing the exact placement of steps, walls, and spirit houses outside a Bangkok hookup spot. That's an achievement so profoundly sad that even the ladyboys you pretend don't exist are shaking their heads. You're out here fact-checking the geometry of a bar entrance like it's a goddamn NASA launch site, while the rest of us are actually living life.

Then there's ElMexicant, still trying to be funny but ending up with the comedic timing of a euthanasia commercial. "+1 on Thermae last night" like he's some kind of Tripadvisor for sex tourists, followed by a half-assed attempt at a joke that even a brain-damaged goldfish would find embarrassing. Oh, and let's not forget the weird, obsessive focus on whether I washed my hands. I get it, bro—you've got hygiene trauma from all those chicken floss sandwiches, but keep your personal issues to yourself. If you're that concerned, feel free to sniff my fingers next time, you freak.

And then we have the DR Twat, a man so bitter and predictable that I could set my watch by his outbursts. You just had to chime in, didn't you? Your whole life revolves around desperately trying to get a rise out of me, but let me help you out with something—nobody gives a shit what you think. You're a broken record of the same tired routine: passive-aggressive jabs, self-congratulatory nonsense, and a seething resentment for anyone who doesn't pretend you're relevant. Your obsession is embarrassing, and your act is beyond stale.

What's really "odd" here is that every single one of you clowns saw my post and immediately huddled together like a bunch of insecure high school girls trying to pick apart the cool kid's outfit. The sheer desperation is overwhelming. Meanwhile, I actually followed through and posted a full report, while you three were still standing around giggling and trying to look clever.

So, to sum it up: Fuck Off, you're a washed-up hall monitor of a bar that doesn't know you exist. ElMexicant, you're a failed comedian who should stick to posting pictures of disgusting food. And DR Twat, you're a pathetic, irrelevant hanger-on whose biggest life accomplishment is being a nuisance online.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got better things to do than babysit a trio of babbling morons.

[Bunky]

Just some corrections to the recent "guide" to Thermae.

Thermae is a fabulous venue and has been so for 30 plus years that I have been going there. My suggestion would be that if you do want to hit this candy store, you search out the word thermae here to get a correct picture of the etiquette, how it works, Etc.

Solid report! Very much enjoyed reading it. Thanks to Nyezhov for taking the time to post.

[SubCmdr]

The crypto guys are probably holding their breath now.

Why do you say that?

I am breathing just fine. Stacking my flow like any other time in the market. It pays to buy Thai Gold. But please don't tell TNoAu I am still buying gold. Or AllBitch I am continuing to build out my real estate investment portfolio in Pattaya. ROTFLMAO!.

When you see me bow!

How will you know it is me? You will be able to recognize me by all the Thai Gold I will have on my fingers, wrist and around my neck!

[ElMexicant]

I was sitting with this homeless former Thai bar girl on Beach Road, sharing 10 baht watermelon from the cart. She told me the funniest joke.

Homeless Bar Girl: What you calling man with a rubber toe that can speaking Spanish?

The Prince (me): I don't know. What?

Homeless Bar Girl: Him name ROBERTO!.

Then she shows me the most annoying song ever. Not sure how homeless people can have smart phones, but whatever. Guess the only lyric to the song. LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyuLUawZ6aE

[Explorer8939]

The crypto guys are probably holding their breath now.

[Allover]

You will find that I am considered a respected member of the community and a honorable man by my neighbors, business associates, friends and family.

You actually have a need to respond to my intelligent counter arguments to your manufactured lies. You respond because you need to maintain your internet cred on the very site you claim is [/B]obscure and anonymous[B]. You are responding to one I kept posting intelligent information

I'm sure you've heard this from the authorities before. Time for you to GIVE THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE. Respected posters like Oakie* and HotDog666* from other forums have enlightened us with your behavior in other countries and it 100% matches what we have read here.

This arrogant, bragging, racist, ladyboy loving, dumb, unconfirmed big black dick, ***** continues to brag about himself as proven above even when he is getting beatdowns from every direction courtesy of the majority of people on this forum.

*For those browsing this forum for the first time, Oakie is a well respected poster in the DR forums. He came here, pissed in Stub's mouth, jizzed on his face, has followed up with constant beatdowns on various topics such as investing, ladyboys, gold and women. HotDog666 broke the shocking story of Stub's apparent love for the third sex. Despite a blistering attack from Stub, Hot Dog 666 has not only courageously stood by his story, he has also provided proof.

How does my urine taste now? ROTFLMAO

[SubCmdr]

I know you guys are just trying to razz SubCmdr, but if he were really into ladyboys, I think he has the cojones to just come out and say so. I know I would.

You are keeping it 100%. My real problem is that I fail to exercise my right to remain silent while the trolls are at work making their unproven false accusations. You gave me good advice along those lines. I need to work on that!

[SubCmdr]

You talk tough because you are a keyboard warrior. I'm not sure who you think posting in this forum are drunks, druggies, anonymous internet whack trolls and malcontents, but since you have not specifically indicated who you are speaking of that is a lame excuse on it's face to claim you will not be meeting someone after asking them to prove a negative.

You actually have a need to respond to my intelligent counter arguments to your manufactured lies. You respond because you need to maintain your internet cred on the very site you claim is obscure and anonymous. Curious because look at your post below. You are responding to one of my posts yet again. You make statements about me and you never prove them. Then you cry like a ***** when I post up evidence because the the internet never forgets about making statements that could be considered racist. Along with praise of others that have also.

The truth is I do not care that you are an old, ugly, fat, punk ass ***** gringo / farang poorly dressed interloper dancing bachata in the Open Air Brothel known as Sousa while enjoy empanadas being derived by your moto guy named Paco while you continue to post in a country thread that you have never been to nor ever have to visit. Excuse the run-on sentence gentlemen but I was just having too much fun with that one.

Yet I have failed to see a response to a single one my posts with any truth here in the RANTs thread or the in the Dominican Republic threads where I actually have lived longer than you have (even after I moved). Now you have a chance to catch up. This is a fact that remains undisputed by you. Because I have pulled the post and quoted the date when you said you moved to the Dominican Republic.

I also have limited time to spend on ISG Not my fault you took a two year break and I kept posting intelligent information that others continue to find useful even after I have LEFT the Dominican Republic. The only person who believes I am trying to impress someone is YOU. ISG was founded for men to share information about having sex with girls. But it seems as this point from the the posts from YOU, Allbitch, WHWMF and the poster with the ladyboy fascination ant <130 posts that objective has changed some what. As it seems those posters want to talk about homosexuality, speculate on where I am from, indulge I their ladyboy fascinations, give me financial advice and have me waste my time watching television. The individual who like SNL should watch the last monologue by Dave Chapple educate himself. This individual posts a lot of stupidity about world affairs especially when it comes to the United States of America. Yep, that was passive aggressive but I don't feel like responding to an individual who is quite insignificant of me. It is common thing for those who need more credibility in their own mind to challenge those of us who already have it.

As you make the statement about rational adults, I don't see how you can. That would require you to be: 1. An Adult 2. Rational. Neither of which I see any evidence of in your posts. So, stop trying to claim that you don't need to respond to my posts, when I know you read every word of them in order to do your opposition research for your responses.

Why don't you really truly enjoy your day instead of claiming you do while being glued to the ISG everyday reading and responding to my posts? I am flattered by all the attention I am given by so many people including yourself. But really, it isn't necessary. I am just doing my part to contribute to ISG in the way the original founder intended the site to be used.

When you see me bow!

LOL!

No, Sudsy, I won't be meeting you, ever! Period! I don't do drunks, druggies, anonymous internet whakko trolls, and malcontents. How many times do you need me to tell you that?

No need to respond to your deluded daily drivel, because mostly contradictory, it speaks for itself, like your fall back position of milking your victimhood, because you claim to be black. The truth is, don't give a shit what color your are.

I have limited time to spend on ISG, and I will decide when and where to comment. I try to keep me post count low. A high post count on a pay for play sex blog doesn't impress most rational adults.

Hope this helps!

[Nyezhov]

Bring your matching white hoodies, torches, I will get the KYC and you two can get the watermelon .

Did you not mean the KFC?

Oh come on, man. Where's your sense of humor? Spend less time browsing for ladyboys and more time watching SNL.

KYC. Hmmmmmmmm. KY? OMG, how Freudian.

[HotDog666]

In case Nyezhov and Oakie did not get the memo:

Bring your matching white hoodies, torches, I will get the KYC and you two can get the watermelon. We can all sit down and have a feast. We can take a selfie while eating. Afterwards I can watch you burn your touches on the lawn of some Thai Family. Of course, I will be filming at a distance.

Sent me a PM. Let's set it up!

Bring your matching white hoodies, torches, I will get the KYC and you two can get the watermelon .

Did you not mean the KFC?

Oh come on, man. Where's your sense of humor? Spend less time browsing for ladyboys and more time watching SNL.

[HotDog666]

Wow- three posts in a go- I must have touched a soft spot- it wasn't a hard spot- that takes lady boys, doesn't it, Submissive Cmdr?

1. Once again, it was you who intimated that the "lady" (boy) was 178 cm and now you are are claiming "s"he was actually 5'8" only once you realise your terrible mistake. Interesting revisioning. We know what 178 cm is and you know what it is.

2. That photo of "her" description doesn't evidence her not being a ladyboy at all.

3. I have no current plans to visit Pattaya- from someone who has been there I have been informed it's greatly occupied by ladyboys, which makes it an interesting coincidence that you're there. If however I do make a trip there I will for sure give you a heads up.

4. don't be defensive- accept your fetish, I'm not judging you. As someone earlier said, you just want to be fooled.

Here's a song you can sing for your next ladyboy:

I want to be fooled by you, just you.

Nobody else but you.

I want to be fooled by you, alone!

Boop-boop-a-doop!

I want to be kissed by you, just you.

Nobody else but you.

I want to be kissed by you, alone!

I couldn't aspire.

To anything higher.

Than, to fill the desire.

To make you my own!

Boop-boop-a-doop, boop-boop-a-booh!

I want to be fooled by you, just you.

Nobody else but you.

I want to be fooled by you, alone.

I couldn't aspire.

To anything higher.

Than to feel the desire.

To make you my own.

Bup-bum, bu-tle-doo-dle-dum-bum!

I want to be fooled by you, just you.

Nobody else but you.

I want to be fooled by you.

Ba-dee-dly-dee-dly-dee-dly-dum!

Boop-boop-a-doop!

Please stop trying to claim you are not being judgmental. Have you read the posts that you have written.

I have not worked all my life in the metric system. She was 5'8" (170 cm) natural Thai Girl. I know because barefoot she was 4 inches shorter than me which was nice. I am not asking anyone to believe anything I write here. If you wish to continue to insist that I go with ladyboys it is your right to do so. Just as it is your right to continue to toll me because I put you in check for saying travelers from the United States of America are response for individuals in Jakarta, Indonesia asking you for a tip.

Let me ask you this, why would I write about a ladyboy experience here?

Lastly explain this:

When you see me bow!

I'm posted up in Pattaya, Thailand anytime you want to have a face to face, man to man discussion. Until then just continue to be a keyboard warrior my ISG Brother. It's all good.

[Oakie]

In case Nyezhov and Oakie did not get the memo:

Bring your matching white hoodies, torches, I will get the KYC and you two can get the watermelon. We can all sit down and have a feast. We can take a selfie while eating. Afterwards I can watch you burn your touches on the lawn of some Thai Family. Of course, I will be filming at a distance.

Sent me a PM. Let's set it up!

LOL!

No, Sudsy, I won't be meeting you, ever! Period! I don't do drunks, druggies, anonymous internet whakko trolls, and malcontents. How many times do you need me to tell you that?

No need to respond to your deluded daily drivel, because mostly contradictory, it speaks for itself, like your fall back position of milking your victimhood, because you claim to be black. The truth is, don't give a shit what color your are.

I have limited time to spend on ISG, and I will decide when and where to comment. I try to keep me post count low. A high post count on a pay for play sex blog doesn't impress most rational adults.

Hope this helps!