Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Newton York]

Newton, if you were making an investment in the company NVDA then you did nothing wrong. Yes, you bought high, a lot of investors do that. It is part of the herd instinct to buy on the upside. But I am fairly confident that over the next 4 or 5 years your investment will pay off handsomely. In fact, you might want to add to your investment as the stock finds its support level ie invest in every dip. On the other hand, if this was a futures trade, then you fucked up and you can either take your loss now or hang in there as long as you can satisfy the margins requirements imposed on your position, but this is an extremely risky thing to do even though 9 out of 10 times it will work out. It is that 1 in 10 times event that will bankrupt you in the long run. I wish you good luck in either scenario.

It's going to take a while for me to dollar cost average my way down, but at this point, no other choice than to hold. I'm too chicken to trade on margin or mess around with options. It's just buying, holding and selling shares. Probably why I haven't made as much as I've wanted. I tell ya Axel, if I never sold any of my AAPL, or AMZN, or MSFT from 8 years ago, I'd be this much closer to my Thailand dream. Take it from a super old guy like me fellas, from etfs to reits, to buying and selling stock, from all I've seen, the best method to make money from the stock market seems to be just buying shares of a good company, like google or KO or something, and then just let it sit there for years and years. It's not flashy, it sure as hell ain't quick, but I woulda made at least 3 times more money than I did than trying to actively trade. I'm very tempted to try options trading, but luckily I'm just not smart enough to even begin to understand how calls or puts work. That just might be the thing that's saving me from losing the little money I have at all.

I just ain't got no luck fellas. I just ain't got no luck. FML *sigh*.

Christ on a stick, I hate my job so much, it's literally giving me nightmares, and I dread Mondays like it's the plague. The anxiety is killing me. Who knew as an old guy like me, that young millennial type assholes would be so scary at work? Even the female ones aren't hot to me because they're such karens. American office life sucks. And not in the good way either.

At least Thai chicks are way more feminine and know how to treat a guy. Especially old guys like me. Hah! I bet it's paradise in a Thai office. Heck, who am I kidding. It's paradise in any Thai environment. Any place in the world where you can actually afford to get sick, is paradise as far as I'm concerned.

[Philip Marlow]

Roy Rogers' horse.

[Oakie]

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got better things to do than babysit a trio of babbling morons.

No problema, amigo. Take your time!

LOL.

[Oakie]

Apparently, I have a growing list of enemies that I'm trying to rehabilitate and a Daily Hate List that I update with military precision[.

Thanks for the update!

Today's list is published!. 4 fellow mongers "officially" persona no grata in MrEveryThing's little world! Took him 2 (two) posts, in case the first one was not clear! Now THAT's "Military Precision". You obviously missed few from your previous lists. They might feel slighted. LOL.

But no matter.

That's it for this week, folks. Tune in next time for more unhinged rants, desperate attempts at humor, and the eternal struggle of grown men pretending to be above it all while clearly being very, very invested.

We look forward to next week's list with baited breath! LOL.

[Nyezhov]

Oh, what a glorious display of pure, unfiltered stupidity. It's like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to put together an IKEA shelf without the instructions. Let's break it down, shall we?

First up, Fuck Off, our self-proclaimed Thermae historian, who apparently thinks his decades of loitering around a bar grants him the divine authority to correct the spatial awareness of others. My guy, congratulationsyou've spent 30 years memorizing the exact placement of steps, walls, and spirit houses outside a Bangkok hookup spot. That's an achievement so profoundly sad that even the ladyboys you pretend don't exist are shaking their heads. You're out here fact-checking the geometry of a bar entrance like it's a goddamn NASA launch site, while the rest of us are actually living life.

Then there's ElMexicant, still trying to be funny but ending up with the comedic timing of a euthanasia commercial. "+1 on Thermae last night" like he's some kind of Tripadvisor for sex tourists, followed by a half-assed attempt at a joke that even a brain-damaged goldfish would find embarrassing. Oh, and let's not forget the weird, obsessive focus on whether I washed my hands. I get it, broyou've got hygiene trauma from all those chicken floss sandwiches, but keep your personal issues to yourself. If you're that concerned, feel free to sniff my fingers next time, you freak.

And then we have the DR Twat, a man so bitter and predictable that I could set my watch by his outbursts. You just had to chime in, didn't you? Your whole life revolves around desperately trying to get a rise out of me, but let me help you out with somethingnobody gives a shit what you think. You're a broken record of the same tired routine: passive-aggressive jabs, self-congratulatory nonsense, and a seething resentment for anyone who doesn't pretend you're relevant. Your obsession is embarrassing, and your act is beyond stale.

What's really "odd" here is that every single one of you clowns saw my post and immediately huddled together like a bunch of insecure high school girls trying to pick apart the cool kid's outfit. The sheer desperation is overwhelming. Meanwhile, I actually followed through and posted a full report, while you three were still standing around giggling and trying to look clever.

So, to sum it up: Fuck Off, you're a washed-up hall monitor of a bar that doesn't know you exist. ElMexicant, you're a failed comedian who should stick to posting pictures of disgusting food. And DR Twat, you're a pathetic, irrelevant hanger-on whose biggest life accomplishment is being a nuisance online.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got better things to do than babysit a trio of babbling morons.

Fuck you you ignorant twat. Based on your report, you've never been to Thermae. Girls don't come in the back door because the back door has been closed for 6 or 7 years. There aren't going to be any hidden girls because you walk right past the girls standing in that little back room, they're generally the least experienced. Any person with eyes is going to see them. Although I note you managed to pick out a post-op ladyboy, that's kind of telling. The best part is you paid 5,000 to fuck a term a girl short time and you got her from the area where the shall we say more experienced and less attractive ones.

5000. Hahahah. You should stay in Patts with your pet colored boy chasing lady boys and thousand bath Beach Road trash.

I'm going to go so far as to say you've probably never even been to Thermae. And I bet you've never been to Tded 99 too.

You and your little "bro" need to get a life, spending all of your time in mommy's basement writing long reports that you crib from somewhere else that after a while just degenerate into shrieking insanity.

5000. Hahaha. You aren't EverythingThai the self proclaimed expert, you are now OverpayThai.

[EverythingThai]

Ah, another week, another round of verbal diarrhea from the usual suspects. Let's break down the greatest hits.

ElMexicant's One-Man Tragedy.

ElMexicant, a man whose grasp on humor is as firm as a bar girl's grip on a guy who just said he's out of cash, decided to bless us with another incoherent mess. This time, it involved a homeless Thai bar girl, a dad joke that would get you booed off a children's talent show, and the kind of unhinged rambling that makes you wonder if he's suffering from heatstroke. The real kicker? He doubled down, posting Mr. Roboto lyrics like he just discovered 80's music and needed to force-feed it to the forum like a goose getting prepped for foie gras. At this point, his attempts at comedy are like watching a guy trip over his own shoelaces—painful, predictable, and entirely self-inflicted.

And since I know he's going to keep running his mouth about things he supposedly knows, here's a dare: Prove it. If he can actually demonstrate that he's some kind of authority on anything he talks about, I might—might—consider giving a rat's ass. Until then, he's just another forum loudmouth playing dress-up as a world-weary expert.

The DR Twat vs. Reality.

Next up, the DR Twat took a break from his usual retirement home rants to remind SubCmdr—once again—that he is far too superior to ever meet him. We get it, man. You're way too important to mingle with mere mortals. But the highlight? His meltdown over Mr. Everything (yours truly). Apparently, I have a growing list of enemies that I'm trying to rehabilitate and a Daily Hate List that I update with military precision. Newsflash, Twat: your paranoia is showing, and it's not a good look.

"Fuck Off" Live from Cambodia.

"Fuck Off" checked in from Poipet with a message for SubCmdr, complete with vague threats and references to fleeing Richmond. I would love to decipher what he's on about, but I don't speak rabid lunatic.

Philip Marlow: The Sensitive Poet.

Philip Marlow continued his campaign to be the DR Twat's emotional support animal, penning a heartfelt defense of his boy. "There has to be something to fear before I can be brave," he muses, as if he's starring in his own indie film about a washed-up noir detective. Dude, you're typing essays on a monger forum. Nobody's storming the beaches here.

SubCmdr Drops the Hammer.

And just when things were getting comfortable, SubCmdr came in, unzipped, and pissed all over the DR Twat and "Fuck Off" like a Bangkok street dog claiming his territory. No survivors, no prisoners, just pure carnage.

That's it for this week, folks. Tune in next time for more unhinged rants, desperate attempts at humor, and the eternal struggle of grown men pretending to be above it all while clearly being very, very invested.

[SubCmdr]

Been in Thailand a week without much success. Easy to find a woman to get naked with but the experiences have been pretty lame. Last time I was here was over 15 years ago, but I remember it being much more fun then and the women much more fun to be with. Was in Pattaya and Bangkok. My friend and I have been having a lot of issues. He has a bigger the than most and the women are tapping out pretty quick. He's had a couple refuse once he got undressed (yet they never give back the money). Pretty much none of the girls, freelancers, massage girls, go go girls, etc, offer GFE. They barely even fake it when you kiss them on their breasts or neck or touch their P. Met a girl I liked a lot on Soi 6, but she wouldn't do anything more than hostess. (But didn't tell me until an hour and a few drinks in.) Have tried both young and MILFs. BJ girls were fine at what they did, but it's all pretty mechanical. In the past, they were a bit more fun as well. It used to be that places like Mexico had much less fun girls than Thailand, but I don't think that's true anymore. And the prices aren't any better in Thailand either. I feel like girls used to try to get you on the hook in the past and maybe had some reason to try harder back then, but now it's just factory work.

Headed to Chiang Mai now and then a couple more days in Bangkok, but I'm not holding out much hope.

Are you sure you are a International Trick?

Because if there is a place where you consistently get GFE for 30 - 45 USD then please help a brother out and tell me where it is!

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

So, to sum it up: Fuck Off, you're a washed-up hall monitor of a bar that doesn't know you exist. ElMexicant, you're a failed comedian who should stick to posting pictures of disgusting food. And DR Twat, you're a pathetic, irrelevant hanger-on whose biggest life accomplishment is being a nuisance online.

I second that motion and you got a witness.

On my side of the equation we have: AllBitch, Dog who thinks he is Ho with the mark of the devil on his forehead, and the guy who lost face talking shit to me about buying Thai Gold. I guess like resistance movement cells they come in threes.

[SubCmdr]

Solid report! Very much enjoyed reading it. Thanks to Nyezhov for taking the time to post.

ROTFLMAO! So WHWFM has a new fan.

Send him his hoodie!

[EverythingThai]

Oh, what a glorious display of pure, unfiltered stupidity. It's like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to put together an IKEA shelf without the instructions. Let's break it down, shall we?

First up, Fuck Off, our self-proclaimed Thermae historian, who apparently thinks his decades of loitering around a bar grants him the divine authority to correct the spatial awareness of others. My guy, congratulations—you've spent 30 years memorizing the exact placement of steps, walls, and spirit houses outside a Bangkok hookup spot. That's an achievement so profoundly sad that even the ladyboys you pretend don't exist are shaking their heads. You're out here fact-checking the geometry of a bar entrance like it's a goddamn NASA launch site, while the rest of us are actually living life.

Then there's ElMexicant, still trying to be funny but ending up with the comedic timing of a euthanasia commercial. "+1 on Thermae last night" like he's some kind of Tripadvisor for sex tourists, followed by a half-assed attempt at a joke that even a brain-damaged goldfish would find embarrassing. Oh, and let's not forget the weird, obsessive focus on whether I washed my hands. I get it, bro—you've got hygiene trauma from all those chicken floss sandwiches, but keep your personal issues to yourself. If you're that concerned, feel free to sniff my fingers next time, you freak.

And then we have the DR Twat, a man so bitter and predictable that I could set my watch by his outbursts. You just had to chime in, didn't you? Your whole life revolves around desperately trying to get a rise out of me, but let me help you out with something—nobody gives a shit what you think. You're a broken record of the same tired routine: passive-aggressive jabs, self-congratulatory nonsense, and a seething resentment for anyone who doesn't pretend you're relevant. Your obsession is embarrassing, and your act is beyond stale.

What's really "odd" here is that every single one of you clowns saw my post and immediately huddled together like a bunch of insecure high school girls trying to pick apart the cool kid's outfit. The sheer desperation is overwhelming. Meanwhile, I actually followed through and posted a full report, while you three were still standing around giggling and trying to look clever.

So, to sum it up: Fuck Off, you're a washed-up hall monitor of a bar that doesn't know you exist. ElMexicant, you're a failed comedian who should stick to posting pictures of disgusting food. And DR Twat, you're a pathetic, irrelevant hanger-on whose biggest life accomplishment is being a nuisance online.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got better things to do than babysit a trio of babbling morons.

[Bunky]

Just some corrections to the recent "guide" to Thermae.

Thermae is a fabulous venue and has been so for 30 plus years that I have been going there. My suggestion would be that if you do want to hit this candy store, you search out the word thermae here to get a correct picture of the etiquette, how it works, Etc.

Solid report! Very much enjoyed reading it. Thanks to Nyezhov for taking the time to post.

[SubCmdr]

The crypto guys are probably holding their breath now.

Why do you say that?

I am breathing just fine. Stacking my flow like any other time in the market. It pays to buy Thai Gold. But please don't tell TNoAu I am still buying gold. Or AllBitch I am continuing to build out my real estate investment portfolio in Pattaya. ROTFLMAO!.

When you see me bow!

How will you know it is me? You will be able to recognize me by all the Thai Gold I will have on my fingers, wrist and around my neck!

[ElMexicant]

I was sitting with this homeless former Thai bar girl on Beach Road, sharing 10 baht watermelon from the cart. She told me the funniest joke.

Homeless Bar Girl: What you calling man with a rubber toe that can speaking Spanish?

The Prince (me): I don't know. What?

Homeless Bar Girl: Him name ROBERTO!.

Then she shows me the most annoying song ever. Not sure how homeless people can have smart phones, but whatever. Guess the only lyric to the song. LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyuLUawZ6aE

[Explorer8939]

The crypto guys are probably holding their breath now.

[Allover]

You will find that I am considered a respected member of the community and a honorable man by my neighbors, business associates, friends and family.

You actually have a need to respond to my intelligent counter arguments to your manufactured lies. You respond because you need to maintain your internet cred on the very site you claim is [/B]obscure and anonymous[B]. You are responding to one I kept posting intelligent information

I'm sure you've heard this from the authorities before. Time for you to GIVE THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE. Respected posters like Oakie* and HotDog666* from other forums have enlightened us with your behavior in other countries and it 100% matches what we have read here.

This arrogant, bragging, racist, ladyboy loving, dumb, unconfirmed big black dick, ***** continues to brag about himself as proven above even when he is getting beatdowns from every direction courtesy of the majority of people on this forum.

*For those browsing this forum for the first time, Oakie is a well respected poster in the DR forums. He came here, pissed in Stub's mouth, jizzed on his face, has followed up with constant beatdowns on various topics such as investing, ladyboys, gold and women. HotDog666 broke the shocking story of Stub's apparent love for the third sex. Despite a blistering attack from Stub, Hot Dog 666 has not only courageously stood by his story, he has also provided proof.

How does my urine taste now? ROTFLMAO