Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Oakie]

I don't usually believe in guilt by association. But in your case I WILL make an exception.

Are you going to answer the mans question? Or just heap praise him like so many other of our culturally enlighten posts are currently doing?

No I'm not. I'll leave th racist stuff for you and him to sort out. Feel free to talk among yourselves! LOL.

Maybe he's just doing what you do to me, namely constantly calling me a Motherfucking White Hood Wearing Racist..

You should be man enough to brush off ad hominin attacks designed to get yer panties in a knot, just like I do!

Take the advice of your Butt Boy, EvrythingtoEvrybody! He say's this Rant section is just "fun", not to be taken seriously.

Or you can look in the mirror and take yer own advice! The rants is an adult blog, not for girly boys.

Now YOU are complaining?

Here's a peso, go buy yourself a tissue!

[Mr Enternational]

I'm not sure if you've tried to purchase a Porsche or Ferrari in the past 10 years or so, but yes, sometimes you do have to pay more than MSRP, and how you do approach a salesman, or "woman" who has something you want, maybe coming in "hot" is the proper approach.

It does not matter what I am buying. I am not walking up to the seller and blurting out an amount before finding out how much they are looking to get.

Might get banned for this one, but seriously do we need to be crotchety on this forum. I'll tone down my uppity ***** attitude if you can cool it with your old man attitude. I myself am heading into the second phase of my life, so no offense intended.

I am 52. I do not have an old man altitude. I have the attitude of a logical shopper.

But let's play nice, because you're out of your depth to get into a verbal fencing match with me,

LOL. You do not know me from a can of paint. You do not know what depth I come with. That is exactly how mfs get knocked out by underestimating their opponent. A neophyte would jump the gun assuming they could beat Bruce Lee by just looking at him. A wise person would do research and find out how many asses he has actually kicked before hauling off and slapping him. No matter how bad you think you are, there is always a mf badder.

The funny part is that you are the one who first called your own negotiation tactics dogshit. How are you going to come at me for agreeing with you and showing how you are actually correct? LOL. That is like a woman saying I look fat in this dress then getting mad and wanting to kick the man's ass for agreeing with her.

Next patient, same treatment!

[SubCmdr]

Mr. E (the leader of the poverty mental crew) just took an EPIC intellectual beat down.

Standing 8 count!

I'm not sure if you've tried to purchase a Porsche or Ferrari in the past 10 years or so, but yes, sometimes you do have to pay more than MSRP, and how you do approach a salesman, or "woman" who has something you want, maybe coming in "hot" is the proper approach. Money isn't what it used to be. Ephemeral pieces of paper that fluctuate on daily basis based on the "belief" of socieites in their held value. Everything has a price. Every woman lets a guy bareback her at some point, for example. Every woman sells herself to the highest bidder at some point. So, I believe it is you, that did not read my post. When we are talking about rare commodities, such as "the very face of innocence" as I listed in my report, you bet I am willing to pay more. And yes, I do sometimes just roll into a place and pay MSRP without haggling because I have better shit to do than concern myself with the toils of the plebeians. There are a few members on this forum whom seem to be of a generation that doesn't fact check shit, whereas I consume peer-reviewed articles for breakfast on a daily basis. No worries, your time to pass the reigns is here.

Might get banned for this one, but seriously do we need to be crotchety on this forum. I'll tone down my uppity ***** attitude if you can cool it with your old man attitude. I myself am heading into the second phase of my life, so no offense intended. But let's play nice, because you're out of your depth to get into a verbal fencing match with me, or otherwise, what Shakespeare would write as a comedy of manners. To the rest of you lovely gents, cheers.

[SubCmdr]

like your fall back position of milking your victimhood, because you claim to be black. The truth is, don't give a shit what color your are.

I don't usually believe in guilt by association. But in your case I WILL make an exception.

Hello Mr Oakey the darkey in question here, did he leave the Dr fast and unexpectedly? I'm starting to see a pattern.

Are you going to answer the mans question? Or just heap praise him like so many other of our culturally enlighten posts are currently doing?

[SubCmdr]

Folks here even question whether you and your little servant are actually in Thailand. If you are, the both of you spend more time writing Screech slobbering diatribes replete with errors and virtually unreadable. Page after page after page of your and your niggas bullshit.

Other than yourself, who questions if I am actually in Thailand?

Roll Call Please!

[SubCmdr]

In violation of: 18 USC 43 False Presentation.

You have the right to remain silent (You know the way the rest don't you my man).

You made a claim you cannot back up. The only reason I asked those questions was to let you know, that I know, something about being a criminal investigator. Now if you really were a criminal investigator and you are simply choosing not to answer the questions, then says so, But now you know that I know. But like in most situations when miranda rights are read to someone, if they are guilty they should STFU!

SC was always a moron.

[ElMexicant]

I am in Pattaya.

Looking for ST fun.

Not looking for love or anything serious.

Open to making a friend.

Open to learning to speak Thai.

Open to a relationship but not exclusive.

Interested?

Who in the hail Mary Masala would write this mumbo jumbo and think the Thai girls will fall for this? It is either pay for play straight to the point or SIMP out. Don't confuse these poor farm girls. And Nautica went out of fashion like decades ago. Like the guys who fold those collars up with those polo shirts like Dracula. If you going to sport yellow, make sure it's the GOLD and bling. LOL.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roberto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roberto, domo...domo

[Interstella]

Did you even read your own post? It seems your dogshit negotiation tactic failed way before the hotel. If you see a for sale sign on something, do you just walk up and blurt out a price to the person selling it? She may have only wanted 2000, had you bothered to ask.

I'm not sure if you've tried to purchase a Porsche or Ferrari in the past 10 years or so, but yes, sometimes you do have to pay more than MSRP, and how you do approach a salesman, or "woman" who has something you want, maybe coming in "hot" is the proper approach. Money isn't what it used to be. Ephemeral pieces of paper that fluctuate on daily basis based on the "belief" of socieites in their held value. Everything has a price. Every woman lets a guy bareback her at some point, for example. Every woman sells herself to the highest bidder at some point. So, I believe it is you, that did not read my post. When we are talking about rare commodities, such as "the very face of innocence" as I listed in my report, you bet I am willing to pay more. And yes, I do sometimes just roll into a place and pay MSRP without haggling because I have better shit to do than concern myself with the toils of the plebeians. There are a few members on this forum whom seem to be of a generation that doesn't fact check shit, whereas I consume peer-reviewed articles for breakfast on a daily basis. No worries, your time to pass the reigns is here.

Might get banned for this one, but seriously do we need to be crotchety on this forum. I'll tone down my uppity ***** attitude if you can cool it with your old man attitude. I myself am heading into the second phase of my life, so no offense intended. But let's play nice, because you're out of your depth to get into a verbal fencing match with me, or otherwise, what Shakespeare would write as a comedy of manners. To the rest of you lovely gents, cheers.

[Philip Marlow]

Folks here even question whether you and your little servant....

I think that really is their relationship. I'm pretty new here so maybe I missed a lot, but when I first joined I was impressed with I Work In The Legal Profession's posts. I thought he was cool. I was going to ask him if he wanted to have a few drinks the next time I was in BKK.

SC was always a moron.

But for some reason, IWITLP wanted to be just like SC. He wanted to throw away his goodwill and annoy people and act the fool. So he apprenticed at SC's feet for a while. They even hung out, comparing notes I imagine.

But lately, it seems that SC takes his marching orders from IWITLP.

I had never interacted with SC, but a while ago I had a run in with IWITLP, and immediately SC started questioning me. So I can only surmise IWITLP ordered SC to go after me. Interesting dynamics.

[SubCmdr]

Not a single poster has ever pointed out a factual inaccuracy about anything I have posted about Pattaya.

Check out some of SubCmd's posts. He recently gave quite a list of places specifically for this. I have the same desire and will be checking a few out next month. Good luck and post a review when you find one.

I enjoy the info you provide as it is something I like as well, a BJ with no muss, no fuss and doesn't break the bank.

And I agree about Sub. He and EverythingThai give a lot of useful information.

At least Sub posts reports. Whether you love him or hate him, he contributes useful info.

I don't have any doubts that SubCmdr has been to Thailand.

As for SubCmdr, I have no doubt that he is in Pattaya, although his mongering reports are few and vague.

[Newton York]

Newton, if you were making an investment in the company NVDA then you did nothing wrong. Yes, you bought high, a lot of investors do that. It is part of the herd instinct to buy on the upside. But I am fairly confident that over the next 4 or 5 years your investment will pay off handsomely. In fact, you might want to add to your investment as the stock finds its support level ie invest in every dip. On the other hand, if this was a futures trade, then you fucked up and you can either take your loss now or hang in there as long as you can satisfy the margins requirements imposed on your position, but this is an extremely risky thing to do even though 9 out of 10 times it will work out. It is that 1 in 10 times event that will bankrupt you in the long run. I wish you good luck in either scenario.

It's going to take a while for me to dollar cost average my way down, but at this point, no other choice than to hold. I'm too chicken to trade on margin or mess around with options. It's just buying, holding and selling shares. Probably why I haven't made as much as I've wanted. I tell ya Axel, if I never sold any of my AAPL, or AMZN, or MSFT from 8 years ago, I'd be this much closer to my Thailand dream. Take it from a super old guy like me fellas, from etfs to reits, to buying and selling stock, from all I've seen, the best method to make money from the stock market seems to be just buying shares of a good company, like google or KO or something, and then just let it sit there for years and years. It's not flashy, it sure as hell ain't quick, but I woulda made at least 3 times more money than I did than trying to actively trade. I'm very tempted to try options trading, but luckily I'm just not smart enough to even begin to understand how calls or puts work. That just might be the thing that's saving me from losing the little money I have at all.

I just ain't got no luck fellas. I just ain't got no luck. FML *sigh*.

Christ on a stick, I hate my job so much, it's literally giving me nightmares, and I dread Mondays like it's the plague. The anxiety is killing me. Who knew as an old guy like me, that young millennial type assholes would be so scary at work? Even the female ones aren't hot to me because they're such karens. American office life sucks. And not in the good way either.

At least Thai chicks are way more feminine and know how to treat a guy. Especially old guys like me. Hah! I bet it's paradise in a Thai office. Heck, who am I kidding. It's paradise in any Thai environment. Any place in the world where you can actually afford to get sick, is paradise as far as I'm concerned.

[Philip Marlow]

Roy Rogers' horse.

[Oakie]

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got better things to do than babysit a trio of babbling morons.

No problema, amigo. Take your time!

LOL.

[Oakie]

Apparently, I have a growing list of enemies that I'm trying to rehabilitate and a Daily Hate List that I update with military precision[.

Thanks for the update!

Today's list is published!. 4 fellow mongers "officially" persona no grata in MrEveryThing's little world! Took him 2 (two) posts, in case the first one was not clear! Now THAT's "Military Precision". You obviously missed few from your previous lists. They might feel slighted. LOL.

But no matter.

That's it for this week, folks. Tune in next time for more unhinged rants, desperate attempts at humor, and the eternal struggle of grown men pretending to be above it all while clearly being very, very invested.

We look forward to next week's list with baited breath! LOL.

[Nyezhov]

Oh, what a glorious display of pure, unfiltered stupidity. It's like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to put together an IKEA shelf without the instructions. Let's break it down, shall we?

First up, Fuck Off, our self-proclaimed Thermae historian, who apparently thinks his decades of loitering around a bar grants him the divine authority to correct the spatial awareness of others. My guy, congratulationsyou've spent 30 years memorizing the exact placement of steps, walls, and spirit houses outside a Bangkok hookup spot. That's an achievement so profoundly sad that even the ladyboys you pretend don't exist are shaking their heads. You're out here fact-checking the geometry of a bar entrance like it's a goddamn NASA launch site, while the rest of us are actually living life.

Then there's ElMexicant, still trying to be funny but ending up with the comedic timing of a euthanasia commercial. "+1 on Thermae last night" like he's some kind of Tripadvisor for sex tourists, followed by a half-assed attempt at a joke that even a brain-damaged goldfish would find embarrassing. Oh, and let's not forget the weird, obsessive focus on whether I washed my hands. I get it, broyou've got hygiene trauma from all those chicken floss sandwiches, but keep your personal issues to yourself. If you're that concerned, feel free to sniff my fingers next time, you freak.

And then we have the DR Twat, a man so bitter and predictable that I could set my watch by his outbursts. You just had to chime in, didn't you? Your whole life revolves around desperately trying to get a rise out of me, but let me help you out with somethingnobody gives a shit what you think. You're a broken record of the same tired routine: passive-aggressive jabs, self-congratulatory nonsense, and a seething resentment for anyone who doesn't pretend you're relevant. Your obsession is embarrassing, and your act is beyond stale.

What's really "odd" here is that every single one of you clowns saw my post and immediately huddled together like a bunch of insecure high school girls trying to pick apart the cool kid's outfit. The sheer desperation is overwhelming. Meanwhile, I actually followed through and posted a full report, while you three were still standing around giggling and trying to look clever.

So, to sum it up: Fuck Off, you're a washed-up hall monitor of a bar that doesn't know you exist. ElMexicant, you're a failed comedian who should stick to posting pictures of disgusting food. And DR Twat, you're a pathetic, irrelevant hanger-on whose biggest life accomplishment is being a nuisance online.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got better things to do than babysit a trio of babbling morons.

Fuck you you ignorant twat. Based on your report, you've never been to Thermae. Girls don't come in the back door because the back door has been closed for 6 or 7 years. There aren't going to be any hidden girls because you walk right past the girls standing in that little back room, they're generally the least experienced. Any person with eyes is going to see them. Although I note you managed to pick out a post-op ladyboy, that's kind of telling. The best part is you paid 5,000 to fuck a term a girl short time and you got her from the area where the shall we say more experienced and less attractive ones.

5000. Hahahah. You should stay in Patts with your pet colored boy chasing lady boys and thousand bath Beach Road trash.

I'm going to go so far as to say you've probably never even been to Thermae. And I bet you've never been to Tded 99 too.

You and your little "bro" need to get a life, spending all of your time in mommy's basement writing long reports that you crib from somewhere else that after a while just degenerate into shrieking insanity.

5000. Hahaha. You aren't EverythingThai the self proclaimed expert, you are now OverpayThai.