Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

Hey Fuck Off, this one's for you.

Oh, you bet your ass I'll join you, champ. Can't wait. You introduce me to the owner of Thermae, and in return, I'll introduce you to the owner of T-Ded-99. Then we can sit down like real gentlemen, discuss the finer points of this grand game, and maybe—just maybe—you can explain why you've been writing me love letters all weekend while I've been out actually doing what this forum is supposed to be about.

I mean, really, while I was out stacking wins, you were here, typing away, hanging on my every word like a teenage girl journaling about her summer crush. It's touching. Sad, but touching.

And let's not forget—you're over there in Cambodia, the slum capital of the world, playing king of the trash heap like it's some kind of flex. Yeah, real impressive, Fuck Off. You left Thailand for a discount third-world hellhole and still can't stop obsessing over me. I must be living in your head rent-free, and let me tell you, the real estate value in there is about as worthless as a Poipet back alley.

And listen, I like a good fairy tale as much as the next guy, but if you're going to call me a fraud, at least make it entertaining. Because from where I'm standing, the only fraud here is the guy spending his entire weekend fantasizing about another dude instead of, you know, actually living.

See you soon, Romeo. We'll have a nice little chat.

DM me your WhatsApp.

[SubCmdr]

It used to be on this forum that long-term members who have been running around Thailand for 30 to 40 years, like Mr e, got the respect they deserved.

The days of white men such as yourself and Mr. E showing up and getting the job are long over. If you want that shit go back to your country of origin. Your President is firing Blacks and Women from the highest positions in the United States Military and replacing them with less qualified individuals.

Two middle fingers up to you both!

[SubCmdr]

This may be a dumb question, but does anyone here have an idea of what one would use to acquire Au, Ag, Bitcoin, or Real Estate?

Not at all. If you need a detailed answer / consultation I will provide one for you 30 minutes for free because you are my ISG Brother. Heaven Above is where I hold my office hours. Sent a PM and my people will set up an appointment for you. ROTFLMAO.

There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, those who do not see. - Leonardo da Vinci

[Newton York]

I knew this guy from my previous work, officially a millennial dude. So much younger than me, and he was a real douche. I had to put up with him for years. I found out a few years ago that he died. Don't think he was even 44 when he croaked. I wasn't sad when I heard about it, as a matter of fact, that might be the only second time in my life where I felt like there was anything resembling karma that I've ever seen. I thought, good. One less asshole in the world.

But then I thought, well. He was married with a baby. So he couldn't have fucked that many chicks before his wife. Certainly not in the hundreds like the way we hobbyists would. Like many people around the world, he spent a decent amount of time at work. So, think about it fellas. The guy was alive for only 43 years. Most of that time was spent working. The rest of the time was spent fucking the same woman trying to get her pregnant. And when she was pregnant, and with the baby, the dude probably didn't get much sex at all for a solid year or two, then he got sick, and shortly thereafter, died. His job wasn't that great either. The pay would have been ok. He had a small, but nice house. Thing is, felt to me like he didn't actually get to live life.

Like many of us, he spent time trying to make a living, that he didn't really make a life. He didn't live. And now he's dead. Gone and forgotten. At my age, I've known quite a few guys like this. Decades spent at the office, slaving away, hunching over the desk working away at some project. Thinking that that's life. Then they die around 40.

With all the trauma I've lived through, the hell I'm going through, it's a miracle I'm still alive, but I want to really be living. I want to actually live life. Not just be making a living. Like many of you, I feel truly alive when my dick is in some hot pussy. And that hot pussy is in Thailand. There's got to be more to life than work. And I know there is, I've found it, and it's called Thailand.

I think of the people I used to know who are dead now, and how their lives were wasted, or pointless, or all around meaningless. And it's fine, life doesn't mean anything anyway, but they wasted their time on earth. For the few years I might have left, I want to go out with a bang, banging babes in Bangkok. I want to feel alive again before I die.

I think of this young lady, and how awful her life is. Her life is literal hell. Most of us here, have it way better than her. Let's go out there and live life. For those that are dead, and for those that can't.
I guess I'm just psyching myself up to finally quit my damn job. If I had any guts at all, I'd do it.

[Newton York]

I was looking at the stats on this forum, and it turns out on average there are around 1300 people on at any given time. And this is the weekend too, so I'm assuming much less on weekends. I'm actually kinda surprised by this. The number seems pretty low wouldn't you say?

8 billion people on earth, slightly less than half are dudes, and of that, at least half are of age to be fucking around. And of that number, at least half are cheating on their partner. So at any given time, there's got to be like a billion dudes fucking around with chicks. Most would have game, picking up chicks left and right cause they're rich and look good, the rest are like me, old and ugly so will have to pay for it. But you'd think with literally hundreds of millions of dudes paying for sex around the world on any given day, there would be way, way more people here in the forum.

I'm a little stunned. You know what this means fellas? That there's way, way more information out there, and options than we can even begin to fathom. Cause so much paid sex options is not being discovered. At least not by us here in the forum. I think we're just scratching the surface. If I had a few more decades left to live, which I don't, I'd make it my life's mission to explore as much paid pussy as I can, but I guess this is all the time I have left.

Remember fellas, when you're on your death bed, the last thing you'd be thinking about is wishing you'd spent more time in the office. When you're dying, you'd wish you'd plowed that girl, or fucked that chick. Trust me I know.

[Newton York]

Even on the weekends, thoughts of work fears would crop up. It's doing a real number on my mental health. I wish I could go from suicidal ideation to actual action already. I'm so sick of living. But, and it's a big but, I watch this video from time to time to remind myself that there are a few people out there who have it much worse than me, and they are decades, many decades younger than me. And their life is already shit. The shittiest of shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D-gyH88JPM

Poor girl has to literally dig for coal just to survive. So when I watch this, it does make me think to myself, if she can still somehow smile through the literal hell that is her life, then maybe I can just live for one more day. Just get through the day. One hour at a time. I try, I really try not to think too far ahead, cause it all seems so miserable and hopeless. But if it's just the next day, then it's not too bad.

This series of 'risky business' does highlight how miserable some people have it in the world. Granted, it's a tiny percentage of people, let's be honest here, 90 percent of the world has it better than me, but the fact that there are some people who have it worse, well, it gives me a little hope.

[Mr Enternational]

Just because I do not mind doubling back to beat the shit out of a dead horse (you).

I'm not sure if you've tried to purchase a Porsche or Ferrari in the past 10 years or so, but yes, sometimes you do have to pay more than MSRP, and how you do approach a salesman, or "woman" who has something you want, maybe coming in "hot" is the proper approach.

The salesperson needs your money more than you need the car. We do understand not in your case though. You are the type to act like they are doing you a favor by selling you a car (for more than it is worth) that is already for sale to anybody who walks up to buy it. You can go buy a car anywhere, same as you could have chosen any other hooker in the place.

Who goes to a Ferrari or Porsche dealership to pay over the sticker price for a car that they can not just put the key in and drive off the lot? Not many mongers are going to blurt out 4000 baht short time for a chick that they have to get back to the room and do all kind of hemming and hawing with trying to convince her what a decent guy he is. Most would expect shit to be running on smooth and automatic if they are paying the value of a chick's rent for one month.

We get to the hotel, and this is where my dogshit negotiation tactic that I had set out to try that night failed HARD. She asks about a condom, and of course, being a lying little rat (I feel as if the only truth I owe a woman I will only know for a night, is if I have any diseases, which I don't) I tell her I don't have a condom, because, you know, I want to be all up in those sugar walls. Her face instantly changed, and she started talking about leaving, herself, without me, to go get condoms and that she will be right back. I pause, not really knowing what to do. " Fuck. Truth be told, I am a decent guy, and I'm not going to try and talk a woman out of a completely cogent, and well posititioned regard, that affects her health and longevity.

Your post does leave readers curious as well as confused. Which is it: Are you a lying little rat or a decent guy? Nobody can really tell since you claimed to be both.

So, because I had this dimwit idea of just strong arming the situation with money, I told her that I was deeply sorry for having waster her time, gave her 1000 baht, and said we can just part ways.

Now I know what The Beetles were thinking of, when they said that offering 4000 baht short time can't buy a Thai hooker's love.

Stop the presses! What happened to the paying more than MSRP for the Ferraris and Porches? Now you profess that strong arming the situation with money was a dimwit idea?

the leader of the poverty mental crew

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It seems some feel that you should have thrown more money at the situation. 4000 is not enough. Stop playing with them hoes money Smokey.

For 4,000 Baht you might just meet special woman, only to never see her again. She was 41 kg. She was a 6 by your standards

Short time with a knock knee bimbo walking like a ho!

did not represent a good value. The charge a premium for Knock Knee Bimbos waking like hos

Don't worry sir. These body bags I hand out are one size fits all!Next time you will be better off fucking with the bear.

[Mr Enternational]

Fiat Currency is worthless. Au is real! Ag is real! Bitcoin is real! Real Estate is real!

This may be a dumb question, but does anyone here have an idea of what one would use to acquire Au, Ag, Bitcoin, or Real Estate?

[Nyezhov]

Overpaythai with this long descriptions about things he's never done in places he's never been to is attracting some attention over on the normal side of the Forum because of his clear and blatant errors in his madeup up little stories.

His response.

"With all due respect, my opinion definitely does not reign here. ".

Go back to sucking yo boys BBD, scumbag. You don't belong here. I can't wait to post a t-ded 99 report, with the owners. Want to join us?

[Nyezhov]

I'm not sure if you've tried to purchase a Porsche or Ferrari in the past 10 years or so, but yes, sometimes you do have to pay more than MSRP, and how you do approach a salesman, or "woman" who has something you want, maybe coming in "hot" is the proper approach. Money isn't what it used to be. Ephemeral pieces of paper that fluctuate on daily basis based on the "belief" of socieites in their held value. Everything has a price. Every woman lets a guy bareback her at some point, for example. Every woman sells herself to the highest bidder at some point. So, I believe it is you, that did not read my post. When we are talking about rare commodities, such as "the very face of innocence" as I listed in my report, you bet I am willing to pay more. And yes, I do sometimes just roll into a place and pay MSRP without haggling because I have better shit to do than concern myself with the toils of the plebeians. There are a few members on this forum whom seem to be of a generation that doesn't fact check shit, whereas I consume peer-reviewed articles for breakfast on a daily basis. No worries, your time to pass the reigns is here.

Might get banned for this one, but seriously do we need to be crotchety on this forum. I'll tone down my uppity ***** attitude if you can cool it with your old man attitude. I myself am heading into the second phase of my life, so no offense intended. But let's play nice, because you're out of your depth to get into a verbal fencing match with me, or otherwise, what Shakespeare would write as a comedy of manners. To the rest of you lovely gents, cheers.

It used to be on this forum that long-term members who have been running around Thailand for 30 to 40 years, like Mr e, got the respect they deserved.

Now this place is full of wannabes, Internet experts, psychiatrically Disturbed cases, and folks who will hold themselves out as experts, while knowing nothing.

My suggestion is you back off completely.

[Oakie]

I don't usually believe in guilt by association. But in your case I WILL make an exception.

Are you going to answer the mans question? Or just heap praise him like so many other of our culturally enlighten posts are currently doing?

No I'm not. I'll leave th racist stuff for you and him to sort out. Feel free to talk among yourselves! LOL.

Maybe he's just doing what you do to me, namely constantly calling me a Motherfucking White Hood Wearing Racist..

You should be man enough to brush off ad hominin attacks designed to get yer panties in a knot, just like I do!

Take the advice of your Butt Boy, EvrythingtoEvrybody! He say's this Rant section is just "fun", not to be taken seriously.

Or you can look in the mirror and take yer own advice! The rants is an adult blog, not for girly boys.

Now YOU are complaining?

Here's a peso, go buy yourself a tissue!

[Mr Enternational]

I'm not sure if you've tried to purchase a Porsche or Ferrari in the past 10 years or so, but yes, sometimes you do have to pay more than MSRP, and how you do approach a salesman, or "woman" who has something you want, maybe coming in "hot" is the proper approach.

It does not matter what I am buying. I am not walking up to the seller and blurting out an amount before finding out how much they are looking to get.

Might get banned for this one, but seriously do we need to be crotchety on this forum. I'll tone down my uppity ***** attitude if you can cool it with your old man attitude. I myself am heading into the second phase of my life, so no offense intended.

I am 52. I do not have an old man altitude. I have the attitude of a logical shopper.

But let's play nice, because you're out of your depth to get into a verbal fencing match with me,

LOL. You do not know me from a can of paint. You do not know what depth I come with. That is exactly how mfs get knocked out by underestimating their opponent. A neophyte would jump the gun assuming they could beat Bruce Lee by just looking at him. A wise person would do research and find out how many asses he has actually kicked before hauling off and slapping him. No matter how bad you think you are, there is always a mf badder.

The funny part is that you are the one who first called your own negotiation tactics dogshit. How are you going to come at me for agreeing with you and showing how you are actually correct? LOL. That is like a woman saying I look fat in this dress then getting mad and wanting to kick the man's ass for agreeing with her.

Next patient, same treatment!

[SubCmdr]

Mr. E (the leader of the poverty mental crew) just took an EPIC intellectual beat down.

Standing 8 count!

I'm not sure if you've tried to purchase a Porsche or Ferrari in the past 10 years or so, but yes, sometimes you do have to pay more than MSRP, and how you do approach a salesman, or "woman" who has something you want, maybe coming in "hot" is the proper approach. Money isn't what it used to be. Ephemeral pieces of paper that fluctuate on daily basis based on the "belief" of socieites in their held value. Everything has a price. Every woman lets a guy bareback her at some point, for example. Every woman sells herself to the highest bidder at some point. So, I believe it is you, that did not read my post. When we are talking about rare commodities, such as "the very face of innocence" as I listed in my report, you bet I am willing to pay more. And yes, I do sometimes just roll into a place and pay MSRP without haggling because I have better shit to do than concern myself with the toils of the plebeians. There are a few members on this forum whom seem to be of a generation that doesn't fact check shit, whereas I consume peer-reviewed articles for breakfast on a daily basis. No worries, your time to pass the reigns is here.

Might get banned for this one, but seriously do we need to be crotchety on this forum. I'll tone down my uppity ***** attitude if you can cool it with your old man attitude. I myself am heading into the second phase of my life, so no offense intended. But let's play nice, because you're out of your depth to get into a verbal fencing match with me, or otherwise, what Shakespeare would write as a comedy of manners. To the rest of you lovely gents, cheers.

[SubCmdr]

like your fall back position of milking your victimhood, because you claim to be black. The truth is, don't give a shit what color your are.

I don't usually believe in guilt by association. But in your case I WILL make an exception.

Hello Mr Oakey the darkey in question here, did he leave the Dr fast and unexpectedly? I'm starting to see a pattern.

Are you going to answer the mans question? Or just heap praise him like so many other of our culturally enlighten posts are currently doing?

[SubCmdr]

Folks here even question whether you and your little servant are actually in Thailand. If you are, the both of you spend more time writing Screech slobbering diatribes replete with errors and virtually unreadable. Page after page after page of your and your niggas bullshit.

Other than yourself, who questions if I am actually in Thailand?

Roll Call Please!