Pattaya Reports

[XXL]

Bearably hot and dry, very hot and dry, very hot and rainy.

During the first of the 3, swimming pools that get a lot of shade may not get warm enough for comfort.

[Lucky Nuts]

Just completed a couple weeks in Pattaya and want to pass on my thoughts for like-minded guys coming behind me. About me, although I'm now an older (over 60) guy my taste in girls hasn't changed since I was 20. I like them thin with curves - 42 to 46 kilos or 90 to 100 lbs. In Thailand I like a more northern Thai look rather than Isaan. Ten years ago I had better luck in Pattaya than all my trips the last few years. The big difference now is the huge influx of young (20 to 40 year old) Koreans. They prefer the same look in girls that I like which makes for tough competition. Most of these guys actually appear to be in their 20's.

The agogo club with the most girls of the look I like is Palace. The barfine is 2000 and it's "4000 for girl" which is ok for me on a short two week trip. But at primetime it's hard to get the girls interest with so many young Asians, both Koreans and Chinese, in the clubs. I found going from 1 am to 4 am to be a much better window. With the time change coming from the states it's not a problem staying up late. The clubs start to clear out after 1 am but some of these girls are still left behind. Maybe not the top tier but not too far behind either. XS club also has the look of girls I like.

The strategy on soi 6 is the opposite. Get out there at 5 pm to find them before they get hooked up for long time with the young Asians. You can short time them before their night really gets going.

ThaiFriendly is productive in Pattaya but not in Bangkok. Regardless of your age I would put it at 45 or lower on TF but use recent photos. Otherwise their filters may screen you out if you're outside their age range. Pictures show what you actually look like and most of us in this game are in better shape than our age.

I haven't been reading this forum recently as it goes off in so many crazy tangents. I see the latest is "high season". I think that used to be when the weather was bad in western Europe. Now I'm not so sure anymore but I still come when the weather is bad in the USA.

[Explorer8939]

During the hot season, it will often rain for a short time in the afternoon and cool things down. Good time to relax in a bar. Plus, they have this thing called a "beach".

Also, air conditioning is everywhere that has a door.

[Newton York]

Talk of weather in Thailand or in South East Asia in general is always weird to me. Sure it rains a little more in the so-called rainy 'season' and vice versa, but Thailand being the tropics is like any other tropical place in the world. It's hot. Always hot and humid. And then it'll rain once in a while, or it won't rain. That's it. That's the weather. Just have an umbrella. And when it pours, hang out somewhere for an hour or two and then the rain goes away. And then it's hot as hell again.

There's no real seasons to speak of. No where near the way we think of it here in the northern and southern latitudes with actual seasons. I've been to Thailand in August, and in December, and all year round, it was all the same to me. Hot and humid, and then it rained, and other days it didn't rain. There's no such thing as a 'cool' season anywhere in the tropics. If you think the difference between 90 degrees and 88 degrees from one night to the next is going to make any kind of difference when humidity is always around 85 percent, then you don't know real humidity.

So I say, go to Thailand whenever you want and can. Deal with the heat however you see best, prepare to sweat a bunch, and just enjoy the girls. Think of it like this, all the sweating and fucking you'll be doing, and the healthier food you'll be eating, you'll probably lose a bit of weight.

[Gabacho]

Don't go from March until September the weather will be brutal. There is a reason it's low season at that time and trust me you don't want to experience thailand's summer. September is when the weather will start to cool but it's also the rain season so it makes more sense to wait until October which is still rainy but at least the weather will be cool.

Well last year I was there August. October and this year I'll be back in July.

[Axel Heyst]

Don't go from March until September the weather will be brutal. There is a reason it's low season at that time and trust me you don't want to experience Thailand's summer. September is when the weather will start to cool but it's also the rain season so it makes more sense to wait until October which is still rainy but at least the weather will be cool.

I totally disagree Bro. Rainy season ain't half as bad as Tourist Season. Bring an umbrella and you will have a better time. But the numbers are high every month! For example, there were almost a million more tourists visiting LOS in Feb 2024 compared to May 2024 and a total of 35.04 million international tourists in all of 2024. At the risk of being attacked on this forum, bring it on boys, it is not like there are no other viable places to go to get laid especially during Thai high season. Maybe this deluge of tourism, this scourge, is the reason so many experienced punters are saying the scene is going to shite.

[MohdirFan82]

Let me give you inside about thick women in SEA. It will help you understand.

There are many thick women in Thailand, lots of them.

You wouldent find any thick / very curvy women in most of high end places such as GoGos, High end massage parlors.

Lots of low end places like beer bars, low end massage parlors, Thai friendly, street walkers by Nana and Indian clubs.

Most Thick / Curvy women already have few kids, and they have hard time in Bangkok finding customers so they are cheap and easy to find.

Also if you follow Indian clientele's they normal look for fat / thick / curvy women.

Trust me you will find tons of thick / curvy in Thailand.

I've been debating about whether I should make a trip to thailand or not. Whats holding me back though is a lot of the women don't seem to be thick / curvy and are just skinny / flat. I went to Sosua DR twice last year and the women were stupid thick. Are there any women built like that in Pattaya or Thailand in general? Let me know fellas.

[Mr Enternational]

Don't go from March until September the weather will be brutal. There is a reason it's low season at that time and trust me you don't want to experience thailand's summer.

I thought high season was high season because that is the time Europeans, Australians, etc have their holiday. I did not think it had anything to do with the weather.

[BroComplex]

So the optimal time to be in Pattaya would be right after high season ends and low season is just beginning?

Don't go from March until September the weather will be brutal. There is a reason it's low season at that time and trust me you don't want to experience thailand's summer. September is when the weather will start to cool but it's also the rain season so it makes more sense to wait until October which is still rainy but at least the weather will be cool.

[Explorer8939]

No offense mate but if you are having to walk around barefoot like a monk at a time when the place is supposed to be full of puddles and whatnot, I think I am not being dramatic 555.

Carrying an umbrella sounds like good advice.

Do you know if there is any major difference in the number of girls working during Songkran?

One problem with Songkran is if you are in a bar that is not totally enclosed, you can be totally drenched at any time. Soi 6 is particularly bad.

The ladies don't mind, most are totally into water fights. They lose a lot of money because they aren't going with customers, but they don't care until the end of the month.

[Explorer8939]

So the optimal time to be in Pattaya would be right after high season ends and low season is just beginning?

All of Low Season is good and cheap. The later, the better, because the ladies are desperate in August. September is good, too, but that's when "boyfriends" come so that gives the ladies some hope.

Actually, Low Season correlates with the temperature in Europe. The first cold day of Autumn and people start booking tickets for Thailand.

[Rajnath]

You and others complaining about Songkran are very DRAMATIC. I was there the entire Songkran last year in Pattaya and did not get wet.

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I walk around, wrapped in my bed sheets and bare foot, pretending to be a Hindu Sannyasi monk. So they all leave me alone. LOL.

No offense mate but if you are having to walk around barefoot like a monk at a time when the place is supposed to be full of puddles and whatnot, I think I am not being dramatic 555.

Carrying an umbrella sounds like good advice.

Do you know if there is any major difference in the number of girls working during Songkran?

[Rajnath]

Are there any women built like that in Pattaya or Thailand in general?

Just watch a few Soi 6 walk videos on YouTube. That should give you an idea. No one apart from you can tell what you will like and not like.

[SubCmdr]

So the optimal time to be in Pattaya would be right after high season ends and low season is just beginning?

In my opinion there is no optimal time to be in Pattaya. I know you go HAM on Thai Friendly even more than I do. I can tell you that I have been posted up here in Pattaya during low season and I have been posted up here in Pattaya during high. I have experienced absolutely zero difference in my ability to hire a prostitute that was attractive enough for me spend some of my stack in order to fuck!

[JjBee62]

I've been debating about whether I should make a trip to thailand or not. Whats holding me back though is a lot of the women don't seem to be thick / curvy and are just skinny / flat. I went to Sosua DR twice last year and the women were stupid thick. Are there any women built like that in Pattaya or Thailand in general? Let me know fellas.

Stupid question:

If you went to DR, which is probably a short, cheap flight, and found just what you're looking for, why spend more money for a much longer flight, to look for something you already found?

On the plus side, there are fat women everywhere and you probably won't have to fight for them.