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03-04-25 20:34 #59289Senior Member

Posts: 84Just a random last note.
Hey, so it's time for me to make my exit, looks like this is just not working out, and the last thing I want to do is be a nuisance on this forum. Best of luck in all your future endeavors gentlemen! Sincerley, Mr. Interstella. Or Mr. Mental Breakdown, it's a gut wrenching truth to throw out there, but the best way for me to "keep my shit together" is to maybe not fuck around on this forum, because the vitriol and high, and I got pulled into it like a chump. Best of luck, and thanks to those who tired to steer me away from that careening car wreck of an embarrasing chapter in my life. I know you all are just strangers to me, but I wish you all good luck, and all the best.
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03-04-25 16:14 #59288Regular Member

Posts: 24First time out
Ok you guys have offered info so now its my turn. This is my first time even looking so I wanted to start out with something basic.
Wood Bar was my first outing. Obviously some girls tried to pull me in but I caught eyes with a girl in the back who honestly was the only one to my liking. Petite spinner, guessing in her 30's but lots of make-up so maybe older. Paid 1000 up front. She was patient with me not knowing what to do. Had me undress then cleaned me up in the sink. Before she got started I wanted a make out session and she was rather eager for that. Soon she was on my lap. Lots of kissing, lots of touching. Oral skills were pretty good and I had been so busy leading up to the trip I didn't last too long. She soon asked if I wanted another shot. After some more kissing she went back down though after having just popped I held out until our time was up. Whole time she was rather enthusiastic. I think she said her name was Play but I won't ever be sure on names. I tipped an extra 100 because she probably could have called it after one shot. Personal complaint though, her make-up had glitter and it ended up all over me thanks to all the foreplay.
Most recent was hitting Crazy House, still on the low hanging fruit. I got there rather early, 7 or 8. Only 3 dancers on stage and only 1 was really dancing. Selection wasn't bad, but only one girl really caught my eye. I got there just as they were swapping over, easily half a dozen girls going up but if you ask me the quality took a hit. The best were still the same ballpark and not many of those. I flagged over the one I was looking at. She sat down, 400 for the lady drink and 20 for the girl who brought it out. Now I'm not great at small talk, its why I'm paying instead of hitting the clubs, so chemistry wasn't great but she wasn't shy about rubbing me as we sat. Said she could be taken out, it was not the smoothest communication. I went with ST to a nearby room. 3700 for the girl and barfine. Now here is where my lack of communication skills hurt, she walked me to the ST rooms, and seemed shocked when I dropped 450 for the room. I don't know if she was going to cover it, or part of it, but betting I made a mistake there.
I got undressed while she showered. She was more into kissing now that we were in the room. Played with her breasts as I wanted to take my time to avoid popping too quick. I brought a condom because I'm trying to be responsible here. She sucked me off for a bit then climbed atop. We went at it for a while, multiple positions. Seemed into it, good moaning but nothing over the top. Finished in mish. I wasn't paying attention to time so unsure how long it was but never got the sense she was in a hurry. Walked her back to Crazy House and made my way back. LT was 4000 something, 4500 I think. Didn't want to drag her all the way back and chemistry wasn't there enough I think all night would have been worthwhile. Maybe I should have anyways since the room was pretty close to that amount anyways. Oh well it was my first ever pull so I think a few mistakes are allowed.
Name I believe was Nok, said she was 30 from up north.
I might try one of the massage parlors tomorrow. Something different each day. If anyone has suggestions for those, ideally one I can just walk in and select a girl. Also might try a different gogo bar. I admit I was a bit worried about picking a ladyboy bar by mistake and end up with some awkwardness.
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03-04-25 12:25 #59287Senior Member

Posts: 84Hold up a sec. I reread your post more carefully?
What inaccuracies? As far as my reports go, I stand behind what I say, maybe I transposed a thing here or there. Like fore example negotiating BBFS before entering a hotel or after, but I mean, like memories aren't perfect. I will not be accused of providing inaccurate info as to my reports. Happy to fact check whatever, and if I fucked up in my recounting of something, um well, that's exactly the nature of being a human being, and also why "testimony" in a court of law is questionable as to be even allowed as evidence. Testimony is all we got though. Seriously, hit me with some inaccuracies, and I'll shoot them down one by one. God damn, I just can't win with you all. I'm trying here, so please, how have I been inaccurate?
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I will keep my shit together, but why don't you back up that check your ass just wrote?
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03-04-25 12:18 #59286Senior Member

Posts: 84Understood.
I agree, and will try to conduct myself more appropriately. I got nothing else.
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03-04-25 11:37 #59285Senior Member

Posts: 84So, I shall carry, on with a report here and there.
My Bangkok trip is coming to an end, and it has been god damn awful, and amazing at the same time. All sorts of loss, lessons, gains, relationships, etc. You know, just living life while I still have it left to live.
On to the report: I have fallen prey to the most beautiful woman I could find from the Thermae crew. She actually kinda "saved" me last night as I was rabidly searching for a faceless male individual of whom I wish to have a face to face with, but that's another story, on another part of this forum. She was just like "stop, you're being crazy, And I guess I am. " I just like being around this woman. This will be my third night seeing her. Please, please, please treat her well if you pick her up from Thermae. I won't define her too specifically, and I think she is selective in whom she goes with, but she's an "8" for sure in my book, she instantly stands out in Thermae as one of the most beautiful women there, and she dresses like a lady, acts like a lady, etc. I suppose, at somepoint, some of us are going to be eskimo brothers, and well, that's just life. F it, she's got long dark hair, perfectly straightened. She wears black night gowns the times I have see her in Thermae. She is slender, with natural, small boobs that fit her frame perfectly. She has light-medium dark nipples, and just a perfect looking shaved pussy. Medium-light dark skin, and well, just a normal height for a woman in smallish heel's, could be 5'2" could be 5'6", I didn't break out my measuring tape.
The second night I saw her, last night, I suppose I was more comfortable with her this time, we spent a few hours together first drinking and laughing. I pounded the shit out of this sweet woman. I'm not one of these guys who talks big talk about sexual prowess, but the stars aligned that night, my mental chemicals were all firing perfectly, and it was an intense and perfect session that moved the bed over 3 feet to the right by the time we were done. Oh, the things money can buy.
The only negative to this woman is that she is super concerned about her own health and well being, because she's a smart cookie. So, covered blowjobs, covered sex, no DFK, etc. Though I'm hoping she'll warm up a bit more to me tonight! So, her ask was 4 K at Thermae, for her version of ST, which god damn, is a fucking steal in my opinion, and she's not a "clock watcher" she literally told me when I enquired about her services "roughly an hour to two hours. " Which by her standards, I believe means enough time to shower together, do all the fucking, shower again, chit chat, then bye bye. I was lucky enough to take her out afterwards the first night until it was time for us to part ways and go to sleep. As an aside, I don't take long to have sex. Sometimes it takes longer and I almost find it annoying, like I just want to cum and am starting to get tired of pumping away. While I know some gents pride themselves on their prowess to pound for 30 minutes straight, more power to you, I'm a 3-8 minute sort of guy. So ST is really all I am interested in anyway. This woman will really take care of you, and she's just lovely and speaks good English, and ugh, I am so glad I came to Bangkok, despite whatever tragedies and humiliations and defeats I have suffered during my time here. I will be coming back every year, that's for damn sure.
I will probably waltz through Thermae just one last time tonight, and I mean, it's always just a matter of time when you really want to find someone, there's always a trace, there's always a method. Might take me a few years, but I will find this "woman" at some point for a face to face! I feel like I've got one of those "faces," you know, that so easy to spot, the dead stair, the peacock neck, the towering height. Probably why I'm getting overquoted on Soi 4, but such is life. It's been a blast.
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03-04-25 10:17 #59284Senior Member

Posts: 991No problem. Unfortunately, for me to PM you, you will need a paid subscription. There is a "Click here to buy a Subscription” banner at the top of the forum. I can't post contact details here otherwise it will be deleted. After you sign up, PM me and I will pass the girls number and Line to you. No need to mention where you go it from.
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03-04-25 05:39 #59283Senior Member

Posts: 2883To Werweq:
I'm a one ladydrink guy, max 2, but 90% of my pulls over the past 15 years have been 1.
35 years ago, the girls would go out and keep drinking with you after you barfined them.
Now they rush to get back to the bar and get taken again LOL. So if you want a fresh, uncontaminated one that evening (hopefully she was sleeping and shopping till she went to work), Nana starts dancing at 8;30. The only ones there at 7 pm are the downstairs Ladyboys, the girls themselves don't start rolling in till 7:45, which is a great time to sit and smoke some doobies at the beer bar while the girls start running around.
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03-04-25 03:23 #59282Regular Member

Posts: 2Recommendations on Mamasan at the PIMP
I really appreciate the beginners guide on the PIMP. I plan to hit it up mid March on my next visit. I know it's important to have a good Mamasan or manager to take care of you at these kinds of establishments. It's been a while since I've hit the strip clubs in Houston but when I used to have a good waitress that you could count on always paid off. Is there any recommended Mamasan or Manager to reach out to when visiting the PIMP? Obviously the key is taking care of them to make sure one gets taken care of by them.
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03-04-25 01:00 #59281Senior Member

Posts: 113Wow, that's some seriously good advice / info. Thanks for posting it.
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03-04-25 00:42 #59280Senior Member

Posts: 84Thank you, I appreciate it.
That's a great walkthrough / overview and will employ that upon my next return. As far as giving my respect to the "greats" or otherwise, those who have been reknowned here to have trod upon these paths I wish to travel so many times before I, I couldn't agree more. I'm going to limit myself in the future on this forum, to trying to give factual reports, and hopefully lending actionable information when I can. For example, I believe I learned on the trip a method for telling if a woman is a genetic woman or not quickly by just inspecting her foreram quickly for a distinct variation in "carrying angle. " This can be done while saying "Hello," to a respective streetwalker, go go, or whatever. I know you may have 100 percent ladyboy detection, but I would rate mine at a 99%, because I took one from Soi 4, and right before we enter that ol' 300 Baht hotel, I ask her "are you ladyboy. " She blew the fuck up! She started demanding 100 Baht, because I was now, no longer interested for having made her walk, I dunno 50 yards, and wasting 2 minutes of her time. Funny thing I probably would have thrown "her," or him a 500 baht not for my inability to tell the differnce if "she" hadn't grown so irrate so quickly. I hear two different stories about ladyboy's here, story one is that they will alll warn you that is what they are, story 2 is watch the fuck out for ladyboys paradaing as genetic women. The one that I grabbed, seemed all woman to me. I have no defense, not to tall, no adams apple, normal voice, effeminate body, the list goes on. Heavy makeup though, realy fucking heavy makeup, maybe that should have been a warning. I just wish that these transgender women, can accept that, most straight males (I don't really care about labels, just trying to hint at a "truth") are not interested in sleeping with a transsexual, I know that I am not. Oh well, yet another mistake, but seeing as I have met just one lovely ladly here, that I will see as long as she cares to upon my subsequent returns, I'm happy! Thanks agian, and I will try my best to be respectful to all here going on, and hope that I can gain respect in kind over the years. Cheers. That is is I don't get banneed in the next 24 hours for some wild ranting in the rant section. Fingers crossed.
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03-03-25 23:22 #59279Senior Member

Posts: 80This ain't your therapy session
Seems like you are using this forum for your therapy.
RTFF and you will know what you did wrong!! Very much possible that you are making all these encounters (as lot of members see your inaccuracies) or you have some real issues (as you said yourself).
In short keep your shit together. This ain't your therapy session.
Originally Posted by Interstella
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03-03-25 20:44 #59278Senior Member

Posts: 1134To get a good experience, you need to adjust to where you are, and show some respect to the people here who know better than you (Mr. Enternational, Nyezhov, etc.), and can offer you some tips if they bother spending the time to write it.
Originally Posted by Interstella
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I'm sure you've heard the expression "when in Rome ..." Maybe you can go in to a go-go bar and go out with a girl without paying for a drink, but before you can do that you need to understand how things normally work there. When learning to drive, you need to do things by the book. After enough experience, you start adjusting and understand how and when you can break the rules.
In Thailand, after you enter a go-go, if you're going to say much more than "Hello, how are you, short-time with you how much?*" to a girl, it is expected you buy both her and yourself a drink. She and the bar make money from that, and the girl normally also has a quota of "lady drinks" she needs to sell every month, or it will be deducted from her salary. During that one drink, which costs around 200-250 baht, you evaluate her. Some go-go bars have a scam going where they make you pay for two drinks. One with the alcohol, and one for mixing. Like "whiskey coke" is actually a glass of whiskey, and a separate glass of coke at these places. If they try that, tell them "one drink only". During the drink you chat and fondle the girl a bit, figuring out if you want her to go with you or not. Then you pay the barfine at the bar, ignoring any requests for buying one more drink unless you want to, and pay the girl at your place /after/ you have finished banging her.
There are other places where you can "point and shoot", but go-go bars are not it, and so you need to adjust. Maybe you can take the go-go girl out without buying a drink if you're quick, know what you're doing, and the girl and mamasan also agree you know what you're doing, but then, in addition to coming off as a bit original, you'll be paying 1000+ in barefine, then 3000+ for short-time, plus taxi, plus having spent an hour+ going to the go-go bars, finding your girl, and back to your cave in the hills. All that without having much of an idea of whether the girl you choose is overly drunk, crazy, an annoying idiot, a cold fish, someone who thinks you are disgusting but she will fuck you with a minimal performance anyway, or something else that would have made you change your mind had you spent 5-10 minutes and 250 baht on having a drink with her.
I see the drink price of 250 thb as the price I have to pay to reduce the chance of 30 minutes later feeling I wasted 4,000+ and an evening. That's why I'd only skip the drink it if it was a girl I already knew, but in that case I'd just invite her over before or after work via private messages instead, saving both the price of the barfine and getting a cheaper rate for the short-time.
And stay away from the arab's bar on Soi cowboy.
*I recommend asking this before buying the drink only because some go-go bars, for some reason, have girls who do not go with customers. Or as has happened with me, the girl is on her period that night. 10 minutes later, she will not care or remember she already told you her price, and you can instead suggest a different price yourself if you want.
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03-03-25 18:06 #59277Senior Member

Posts: 84Hey there, glad to see I can still offer some info.
So yes, essentially the girl that I got BBFS just kinda seemed more easy to negotiate with and submissive right from the start, some people are just easy to deal with and I feel like I can just go with it. She seemed a bit dismayed at first at my request of BBFS, but I think her concerns were more fear of prenancy than anything else, which is understandable for a young woman. I was happy to oblige her request to pull out for the pop. I don't know how to put this mildly, so I will just say it, I'm not sure that her education level would have allowed her to understand that I have a vasectomy, or what a vasectomy even is or a possible reality in her world, and thusly I can't have kids. I told her I can't have kids to make it simple, but still no CIP, no big deal. And honestly, I'm still getting my "sea-legs" here in Bangkok, I'm a bit of a mess socially, as has become painfully obvious on this forum, but such is life.
Originally Posted by CCRider1008
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Girl 2, was a hustler, should have put that in the report but I figured since there's no way to really "identify" these girls in a way to where one of you gents could find them and have a go, I left that part out. Walking to the hotel, suddenly she's facetiming some girl who shows up in I shit you not 15 seconds fucking flat. And they start trying to pull this let's have a threesome jazz. I wasn't born yesterday, no fucking way. I was mildly annoyed at this point. So honestly, after that, it's not like I was happy to "suit up" but we're obviously dealing with a harderned pro here, so a condom insn't the worst idea in the world I thought, and her head game was on point so I chalked it up to a "win" even sans BBFS.
Thanks for the insights on the whole mamamsan jazz. That's exactly how I felt, like I just want to fuck this woman and I have money can we make this happen? I am willing to pay whatever the standard rate is. Nope, this mamasan wasn't having it so I just walked away, obviously annoyed, and I bet she could give a fuck less and thought I was being an arrogant asshole. It was going fine until she showed up, the girl I was into was hot, and was like "yeah, boom boom, we go. " Oh well.
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03-03-25 15:15 #59276Senior Member

Posts: 181Yeah the mamasans are robots and dictatorial. Go outside their stated "routine" of actually going into the bar, buying girl drinks and then negotiating they take a hissy fit like you're some sort of criminal. Some girls are like that too. Particularly in massage shops. Don't follow their massage routine then it's like you committed murder.
Originally Posted by Interstella
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Curious, you negotiated BBFS with girl 1 on street, but did not with girl 2 until hotel. Was she giving you a submissive vibe on the street so you didn't think it would be an issue?
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03-03-25 14:10 #59275Senior Member

Posts: 84Thanks again!
No worries at all mate! I will crack on, and thank you for the wonderfully accurate info of both Thermae and Crazy House of which you seem to be such an authority on. I would hate for someone to hold a grudge, and let it fester in them, planning some sort of secret scheme to attack at a later date, or otherwise acting like a woman. Whereas, I try to apologize, and deal with my feelings in a direct manner, addressing grievances truthfully and straightforwardly. I think I have Bangkok down at this point, so thank you for all of your valuable insights to date!
Originally Posted by EverythingThai
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Let's see what to report on now, oh yeah, Thermae is very easily accessed by white guys, despite whatever chatter you might hear. 3 K seems to be a good entry level starting point for discussions of ST, and the price goes up from there for special requests BBFS, and LT, and such. You know, after I have gone straight to the "source" or talking to the actual women about how Thermae works, instead of the opinion of some woman whom I'm not sure has even been inside there. That's my report for the day.

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