Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Pistons]

Dude, what the hell, I am merely trying to say that we can maybe all agree that a "5" is someone who neither causes disgust or incites great lust. Average.

Then I would say a 6, is a good looking person, someone a guy on a night out and about is more than happy to sleep with given no other oppurtunity.

Then I would say a 7, is a great looking person, someone who is not the best looking woman in "the club" but very very good looking.

Then I would say a 8, is the best looking person you will likely see out and about or at a "club," a very good looking person, but probably no modeling career for her.

I would say a 9, is someone who obviously has a potential career in modeling or acting.

I would say a 10 is merely a legendary 9, something that is hard to define, an ineffable beauty, hard to put words to, for me, it's a young Susan Srandon.

All the male bravado and puffery, welcome to my hood, again so many of you are so out of your depth, there's not a man I fear on this entire planet. I do fear being captured and tortured though, that shit is scary, and if it doesn't scare you, you're a donut. I was merely trying to suggest a metric from which we can discuss beauty amongst ourselves. I'm going to guess your IQ is hovering around the current temp in Bangkok at the moment. Cheers.

Give me a break!

Modelling? You mean the bony annorectic girls on stilts where every sex position is lament because their limbs are too long? You obviously haven't reached 500 girls yet. Let alone 50, or maybe even had sex with more than 10 girls? Its a well known fact that the men who runs the global fashion and modelling business are all gay beta men. And gay beta men always prefer tall weak slim girls.

[ElMexicant]

This orange has to be the yummiest of all flavours. Every 3 days is cardio day. I get 45 minutes for 800-1000 baht. Chulas are the best!

[JjBee62]

See this is why I've always liked you much better than some of the idiots who post on here, particularly in the Colombia sections. Unlike Elvis, Miamiboy, and others, you keep it real about the 1-10 scale being bullshit. Beauty is entirely subjective based on the criteria of the monger and his likes or dislikes.

For example many mongers prefer white or lighter skinned women whereas I prefer darker skinned women, whether Venecas and morenas in Medellin or darker skinned Isaan or Cambodian women in Thailand to the darker skinned Filipinas in the Philippines and the Javanese in Jakarta.

What is a 9 to me may be only a 5 to another monger and vice versa. So that 1-10 scale is utter bullshit, only if we all had the same exact tastes then it would make sense but that isn't how it works in the real world.

Thanks for keeping it real JJBee.

-Gabacho.

Thank you for your support.

Sitting around with some buds, drinking beer and rating the girls will quickly show that opinions differ. I remember a guy I worked with going crazy over an old, ugly stripper with a terrible boob job, all because of the big tits. I remember another guy who liked nice asses. He got disgusted when I pointed out, not only the nicest ass, she was all around gorgeous. He couldn't believe I found her attractive, all because she was black.

In the end, my dick doesn't know and doesn't care how anyone else rates whoever I'm fucking.

[SubCmdr]

I believe you are the only one here using bold, caps and bulletpoints.

Now, I don't know if you are having problems with your visual acuity or simply talking out the side of your neck to make a point. In post 4572 in this thread please observe the following post in its original form:

You whining about "ad hominem attacks" is the stuff that gives me a laugh every day. Sometimes I point out your inconsistencies, sometimes I just let it go! Remember 'It's an adult conversation here"?. LOL.

Any complaints about my use of the formatting options made available by THE ADMINISTRATOR can be brought to THE ADMINISTRATOR as petition for the redress of your grievances.

Just my 2 cents.

We use Thai Baht in Thailand.

You haven't given much of a good impression on me here on this sub forum.

So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick 'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit - Eminem

The ignore function has also been made available by THE ADMINISTRATOR. Details on its use can be found in the FAQ section of ISG. Given your limited experience with making useful posts on the site, I respectfully suggest that you make use of it. 
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I do not know what your problem is Pistons. You are new Jonnie come lately mother fuck who seems to want pick a fight with me. Why? You don't even know what a knock knee bimbo walking like a hos is. Don't you have Google? I am not going to take my precious time to explain it to you.

When you can point to a single factual error I have posted about entertainment venues in Pattaya then that is when I will allow you to be unimpressed with me. Until then you need to post of a trip report instead of proffering your lame opinions on beauty standards. I have no problem with anyone disagreeing with me. If you say your statement is based on fact then you better back unless you are taking about something we all know is proven and exists (I. E. Gravity).

When you see me bow!

[ElMexicant]

This is a screenshot from a video I've seen recently on FB threads or IG. It's like a 5 second clip and the clip was meant to be a joke.

El MExicant, why are you posting something fake that's not from your personal experience?

LOL, where is my report of my experience? All I said is oil massages at their place is better than my own room. And DDs is best to find them. You will know exactly when I say this is me like when I had my foot in a massage girl's tits way back. LOL.

[MassageLover81]

Hands down this is the best as I don't have to clean my sheets of baby oil. DDs is the best in finding them!

This is a screenshot from a video I've seen recently on FB threads or IG. It's like a 5 second clip and the clip was meant to be a joke.

El MExicant, why are you posting something fake that's not from your personal experience?

[UglyAzzMan]

Hey, so it's time for me to make my exit, looks like this is just not working out, and the last thing I want to do is be a nuisance on this forum. Best of luck in all your future endeavors gentlemen! Sincerley, Mr. Interstella. Or Mr. Mental Breakdown, it's a gut wrenching truth to throw out there, but the best way for me to "keep my shit together" is to maybe not fuck around on this forum, because the vitriol and high, and I got pulled into it like a chump. Best of luck, and thanks to those who tired to steer me away from that careening car wreck of an embarrasing chapter in my life. I know you all are just strangers to me, but I wish you all good luck, and all the best.

I don't read but just a Smidgen of your posts.

An example of a Nuisance is the SUB.

[Gabacho]

Congratulations! You just defined a beauty scale and immediately showed it to be useless. Your scale places Linda Hunt, at worst, within 1 point of young Susan Sarandon. Melissa McCarthy ranks the same as Tyra Banks.

There are thousands of examples on the forums clearly demonstrating why a mutually agreed upon beauty scale is an impossibility, and the concept, when applied to P4P, has zero worth.

One guy likes thick girls, the next likes them thin. One prefers short and curvy, the next wants tall and skinny. One guy only wants 20 and under, and another turns his nose up at anyone under 30. Implants? Some love, some hate.

In any casual sexual encounter (whether P4P or a 1 night stand) all that matters is "do I want to pay her price, based upon my current level of desire?" Her price might be 1000 thb, or it might be a nice meal, a bunch of drinks and the right amount of flattery.

See this is why I've always liked you much better than some of the idiots who post on here, particularly in the Colombia sections. Unlike Elvis, Miamiboy, and others, you keep it real about the 1-10 scale being bullshit. Beauty is entirely subjective based on the criteria of the monger and his likes or dislikes.

For example many mongers prefer white or lighter skinned women whereas I prefer darker skinned women, whether Venecas and morenas in Medellin or darker skinned Isaan or Cambodian women in Thailand to the darker skinned Filipinas in the Philippines and the Javanese in Jakarta.

What is a 9 to me may be only a 5 to another monger and vice versa. So that 1-10 scale is utter bullshit, only if we all had the same exact tastes then it would make sense but that isn't how it works in the real world.

Thanks for keeping it real JJBee.

-Gabacho.

[Pistons]

I understand completely why the mother fucks who not fucking are angry. They are victims of CSB (Continuing Semen Backup). CSB is a condition that causes people to lose their fucking minds when they read that someone else is having fun in their lives and actually fucking. Those of use who are actually enjoying their lives an reporting about it drive the victims of CSB nuts!

Allover, Oakie and UglyAzzMan have no recent posts about having sex with girls in Thailand.

Although Interstella and White Hoodie Wearing Mother Fucker be spewing copious amounts of male bovine excrement from their keyboards, at least they have posts about having sex with girls in Thailand and informative posts about entertainment venues here.

I believe you are the only one here using bold, caps and bulletpoints.

Just my 2 cents. You haven't given much of a good impression on me here on this sub forum.

[SubCmdr]

Are books written in ebonics good sellers?

I don't know. But music like this is:

If I was white, I prolly wouldn't even think the same. I'd watch tennis and golf and bet on hockey games (fucking Red Wings, man). Wear suit and ties and go to work every day (every day)

https://youtu.be/hl00ER-SAHU?si=y-EDmczzpgvpbRC6

[SubCmdr]

Folks can be racist, no matter what color of their skin. You are an excellent example!

1. Twat-from-the-DR needs to pull the posts that indicate that I am a racist.

Twat-from-the-DR rules

1. If I say I am not a racist then it is not true. Because I said it.

2. If I say you are a racist then it is true. Because I said it.

The Cmdr's Response

I am perfectly comfortable with the Twat-from-the-DR calling me whatever names he likes and taking the time to read every post I have ever written. Flattering actually. I has been going on for 10 plus years with no sign of stopping. His constant present in this thread show that he is only here to troll me. He has never been to Thailand, Cockbank or Pattaya but yet he has posts in several forums here in Thailand. I actually wonder what his interest is here? You know, other than me. The major of his posts center around me. Flattering, but unnecessary. If he reads my posts he sees that I am having a great time here since I have been posted up in Pattaya. A majority of readers that do not ever post here find my intelligent useful. My posts on Thai Gold are epic. Only a small minority of posters have anything negative to say about me outside of the RANTS threads. But after all, this is the RANTS thread. Where even a man who can only speak ebonics and don red o spel 2 gud can gain a following.

How many fucks to I give about it? Two? One?

The reality is that I give exactly zero point zero zero fucks! ROTFLMAO!.

When you see me bow!

[ElMexicant]

Hands down this is the best as I don't have to clean my sheets of baby oil. DDs is the best in finding them!

[SubCmdr]

There is a now a new mother fuck posting up in here making the claim to being superior because he is a lone wolf.

Wolves, in the wild, live in packs. The lone wolf will die in the winter, alone. Just another idiot who refuses to question the narrative of Isolation is good. He has swallowed hook line and sinker the social media disinformation on the value of groups, teams and organizations. Look at any great movement. It has a great leader yes. But that leader had a team around them.

It only takes a young man to have a half dozen bad mother fuckers around him determined to take on the world. That is real life. That is my life. I have a set of friends around the world, that I can call at 0200 and tell them I need there help to do something. Before the end of the conversation they will be dressed and ready to take on any task that I request of them. Far from being a lone wolf, I am a man who recognizes my limitations. I build teams where ever I go. I have a team in Thailand right now. Individuals both male and female I can call on for help whenever I need it.

[Oakie]

Why is that the White Hoodie WearingGeriatric crew thinks they have a monopoly on good living?

Well, speaking for myself, I don't waste my time thinking about anonymous internet trolls, inviting them to meet me, with a warning to pay up my insurance, and wear a bullet proof vest, and talk about what a good shot I am, with the magnum piece I carry, LOL.

Or send Youtube video examples of what they can expect, if they are stupid enough to get mixed up in your low life lifestyle. Deranged shit, on steroids!

I walk by the beach everyday. In fact, I am writing this after my walk by the beach. It is when I have time to think about the stupidity of the replies I read from these two racist mother fucks and others who are just trying to gain internet cred with their two geriatric leaders.

To each his own, Sudsy!

Now can anyone please tell me why either of these two mother fucks think they have a better life than I do? In their minds only. I have no problem they have found the places they enjoy. But don't get it twisted. Your spots where you live cannot be all that great if you are trying to tear down the location someone else lives in while simultaneously making ad hominem attacks against the person that lives there.

You whining about "ad hominem attacks" is the stuff that gives me a laugh every day. Sometimes I point out your inconsistencies, sometimes I just let it go! Remember 'It's an adult conversation here"?. LOL.

We only get one life, Sudsy. How you spend yours is nobody's business but your own, unless you lay it all out on a public forum, and invite strangers to meet you face to face.

Here's the deal:

You, who pulls up years of my posts on ISG, (should) know that I hang with locals, Dominicans and Haitians. My 3 favorite bars are Haitian owned and run by local staff.

My long term regulars, 7 years and 8 years respectively, were / are Dominican, and not from Sosua.

I've never complained about "the brothers", "weekend warriors" in Sosua. Only ever complained about white mongers in Sosua and have posted Reports on the problems I've had with them.

I get a lot oi invites via DM, but matter of fact the only ISG members I have ever agreed to meet in person, are respected ISG veterans, Coolie High and GrownMan. (not exactly your WHWMFs, LOL). I invited them to my local bar and introduced them to my Dominican and Haitian friends. I was the only white guy in our crowd. We had a good time. Grownman is long gone off on his travels, but Coolie and I became friends. Still are!

I do enjoy my life, the folks around me, and the place I choose to live.

Enjoy yours. You only get one!

So sue me!

[JjBee62]

I'm going to start by assuming that you have not even cracked open a book that tells you the origin of the word "moron," and the history of its use in both the medical field and so on. I assume you use that word colloquially, as you also probably employ metaphors that you parrot from the masses, without even knowning the meaning of the metaphors that you employ. I also don't think you could tell the difference between a thinly veiled threat of violence with weapons, as told through a metaphor of a basketball game, unless some "moron" spoon fed it to you, step by step.

Again your repsonse, lacks substance, cogency, and even an ultimate thesis or point. Just rambling on about how your worldview is superior to another's worldview. You are seriuosly trying to argue to me, that you don't see the validity and usefullness, of broadly discussing the perceived value of and desire of beauty among males. Like if some guy asked you - "where the hot bitches at?" You would just shrug your shoulders and say, coudn't tell you, it's all so relative it's not even worth discussing. That's your arguement you donut. Like when I say a woman is a 7 or 8, I am merely saying hey some of you gents might find this sort of hottie at this said location. If the location is full of 5's like Kasalong, is that shit information? Cause news flash, all the women working at Kasalong are woefully average at best, or otherwise a 5. I think you're just trying argue for that sake of aruging, and your arguemnent is frankly moronic, and by that, I mean of or pertaining to coming from a person whose IQ is 50-70. Of course I'm sure you know, that people of varying levels of degrees of magnitude within the IQ scale have trouble connecting, or even FATHOMING, (back at those old marritime / depth / digging metaphors again) with people who are more than one order of magnitude outside of their repspective ranges. Oh no, yet the IQ flex again. But you brought it up (unkowningly probably) with the "moron" label you chose to ascribe to me.

Check with the TSA rules. Oh my, um yeah, I ain't bringing guns to Thailand, ever. It was SUB who first employed the usage of the idea of preferring to bring "tools" to a fight as opposed to relying on what I assume is an unkempt body, unready for hand to hand combat. I'll keep postings as long as the Admins or Mods allow it. Sub opened up t the door to threats of violence with weapons, and I am well within my rights, civil, legal, and otherwise to caution him against that by making him aware of the sorts of tools I would respond with in kind. But of course, it's all puffery as my arsenal resides in the great country of the United States of America. So it'll have to be just fisticuffs in Thailand, but of course some punk ass ***** like sub is going to show up with a "tool" because he would lose otherwise. All bark, no bite, but I keep being warned about the larger dogs I should fear but somehow never come to see for they hide in the shadows. I may be a crazy, chest thumping, clown, but you all are a bunch of dithering, womanly, cowering, idiots. Or at least whatever this clique of ill repute seems to be. It seems like I'm in my own personal clique of ill repute, which spoiler alert, I'm quite used to, being a lone wolf and all. Oh man, did I just circle back to who's thie biggest dog nonsense again. Seriously, I would love to meet any of you gents for a brew, but one at a time gentleman, let's play fair, and let's leave our "tools" at home, of course unless someone threatens to bring one, then yeah, I would have to be a moron not to bring one. I digress, this is all just some sort of bizzare imagining of my desire to slap you of you fools across the face with a glove and challenge you to a duel, like in the good ol' days.

One last bit. If someone says they are bringing a gun, only a moron would show up, especially in a foreign country.