Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

ET and SUB are not mentally Healthy. Be nice to them. Throw in Newton too.

They say I'm bipolar so indecisive; So muthafuckin' what I know some bitches who like it - By The Way, Young Jezzy.

When you see me bow!

[Oakie]

Here's a hot tip for all you impressionable ladies out there. Imagine you meet a guy in a bar and you ask what he does for a living. If he says he's in the aviation profession, you can be sure he's not a pilot. A pilot would just say what he is. So would an air traffic controller. Someone with an A&P license would say they have one, or say they're an aircraft mechanic. But someone who loads bags or issues boarding passes will say they're in the aviation profession. Technically correct, but of course they're sadly trying to seem far more important than they really are.

Same with someone who says they're in the medical profession. A doctor, nurse, physical therapist etc, will say what they are. But the guy who mops the floor in the OR after surgery will tell you he's in the medical profession.

The legal profession? Yup, you got it. Not a lawyer. If he was, or a paralegal etc, he would say so. But the guy who hand delivers documents to other law firms and to courts? Or even the guy who cleans law offices? Exactly- he'll tell you he works in the legal profession.

Just be aware that people who do this have low self esteem. Be kind.

You're right of course, let them indulge their fantasy life and wish them well! But. LOL.

Most well adjusted mongers keep a sense of humor about our shared hobby, but some have nothing but hate and contempt in their hearts for anybody that doesn't give a fuck about them, and they can't keep the bile from dripping down their chin, when triggered, with their updated Hate Lists and an unhealthy belief in their own importance. Life's losers!

The problem is they take over a Forum, and (try to) drive off the average happy monger, if he dares question their opinions, and you finish up with the same half dozen assholes talking to each other, like they own the place.

They did it to the DR Forum, now it's happening here. The millions of happy mongers have better things to do with their time, than get schooled by the few petty would be authoritarians, malcontents that cannot stand diversity of opinion, here on ISG.

Sad!

Hard ridin' on the Pattaya trail! LOL.

[SubCmdr]

Anyways, I will try to help you.

Remember advice is often worth no more than you pay for it. Offer him 2 baht next time. That is his going rate.

You can get a SIM card at the airport and change money there too.

You can but I don't know why you would. You can use a ATM in the Airport and even if you need to get your dick wet immediately you can simply try an entertainment venue directly until you get your sim.

However, if you want a better rate, exchange most of it at TT money exchange in Pattaya. Getting the SIM card is also cheaper in Pattaya but if you can't or won't pay for roaming to get you from the airport to Pattaya just to use for emergencies, I would still get the SIM card at the airport and change enough money there to get you to Pattaya. For example 5000 baht. Then change the rest in Pattaya.

This is not BAD advice per say. But maybe a discount is in order. Half baht off.

Crisp new large bills of the currency from your home country work best when physically exchanging money.

Momma told me, not to sell work. Seventeen five same color T-Shirt (white)

Me and my (former) business associates prefer cash.

About the girls, they will ask for transportation in some cases. 200 baht total is the most you should ever pay as that would cover their round trip. However, most will just quote you their price all in.

He is dead on point. But when you roam around in low places like I do, that extra 200 THB provides an incentive for the prostitutes I hire. 200 THB = 5. 47 EUR as I write this. I can afford that from my stack.

Bus station is north Pattaya Bus station. No need to book in advance as buses leave every 30 minutes and you can also get a bolt to the airport for about 1000 baht or so. 1500 Max. Why bother with buses when you are looking for a flight to catch?

I can afford that from my stack

For the taxi, Bolt is the best way to book in Pattaya but often you can get one off the street if you are in a popular area and it might even be a tad cheaper.
However, if you insist, you can check this site for the schedules to and from and book if you want: https://airportpattayabus.com/

Dead on point.

Here is the Google maps link to Jomtien bus station for the bus back to the airport: https://maps.app.goo.gl/DBHQyTRQ1Ah85wXz6?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy I pay with my Thai bank by transfer to them or scanning their code or using their phone number. If you don't have a Thai bank account you will only have the cash option.

Dead on point. Nothing wrong with cash. I will NEVER give it up until I am forced too!

About your final comment. I think you have lost the plot. You are dictating that if people give you certain advice it would be redundant. Beggers can't be choosers and you seem to be begging for info all over the forum, here and in the Philippines forums especially, with a copy and paste message. Who knows if you are even going.

Oh, he just bodied you! I wouldn't respond here. Take to the RANTS threat. Don't let him talk to you like that! I know I don't! ROTFLMAO!. Get in his face and show him you can play defense! No free shots.

Another tip. Treat the girls with respect instead of like a piece of meat. BBFS will be readily available in Pattaya but you may have to pay more.

If you fuck ugly girls like I do. BBFS is available between 1000 - 2000 THB. My (insert you know what here) has no eyes, it only feels. My dick is programed with dickean logic. If it's hard I fuck. If not then I don't.

It's up to the girl.

This one is pretty obvious so I am deducting another point 5 Baht from the advice given invoice.

Anal is not as easy to get. I find this more attainable in the gents clubs.

Yes, I think the girls on Thai Friendly learn to say no ass as part of their online ho training class. I have had girls tell me that if I wanted to fuck ass then say a lady boy. Because she had pussy. She did have a point. Even if I didn't quite like the way she said it.

Your last comment makes me laugh.

Backhanded you! It was ugly to watch. I had to look away. I wouldn't take it. RANTS thread available.

Just use Thai friendly if you don't want to pay the bar fine or ST room at the bar.

He is dead on point. There is a User Blog specializing in Thai Friendly. I am the Thai Friendly expert for all of Thailand. The GOAT. So, hit a brother up if you need a personal consultation. I hold office hours at Heaven Above. You must forgive me if our session has to be interrupted for a SHORT TIME break. ROTFLMAO!.

However, it's up to you. Just tone it down though. One with a post count of 73 and only 33 actual published posts, you need to wonder. Keep the normal threads clear of drama and use the rants section for that instead. Then you will make admin happy as he wont need to delete so many of your posts or disallow them manually. Admin sent you a message in the Philippines section regarding why one post was deleted. I think that was a good example.

Oh, he did a ankle breaking cross over on your here brother. You going to see THAT one on the highlight reel. Falling on your ass in front of everyone involves pain beyond you tail bone. Happens to the best of us. Get back on your feet. Get over into the RANTS threads and show him that you go hard in the paint.

Final tip for Pattaya. Do not plan shit with the girls beforehand. Even a day before. There is some foolish debate going on here about 14 days being the sweet spot of contact before you arrive. Here is why its a complete waste of time:
Concerning the 14-days-before-arrival contact strategy. Nothing screams seasoned monger like locking in a date with a girl who might be married, divorced, single, back with her ex, newly heartbroken, or celebrating a fresh sponsor upgrade before you even hit the tarmac. Dont be the guy out there scheduling bar girls like corporate meetings, sending Hey, babe, see you in two weeks! Or even tomorrow messages to a girl who, by the time you land, might have quit the game, found religion, or decided she only dates high-rolling Koreans now.
Meanwhile, most guys know the deal: contact them when youre actually in Pattaya. No point in wasting breath when these girls operate on a 24-hour cycle of availability. One day, shes yours for the taking, the next, shes on a weekend getaway with a fresh-off-the-plane simp who just dropped a Louis Vuitton shopping spree on her. Maybe shes flush with cash today and ignoring everyone, maybe shes broke tomorrow and suddenly in love with you. Its a game of musical chairs with price tags, and the only rule is: be there when the music stops.

Although this is true, don't let anyone dictate your personal style. If you prefer a schedule, then make a schedule.

Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call!

Because high level of abuse contained the advice, in my opinion it isn't even worth 2 baht. He made some solid points. But he could dramatically improve his delivery. I am known for providing quality intelligence on where the hos be at and how much they cost in both Thailand and the Dominican Republic. He should follow my example. I am a man who know how to dispense advice without all that personal commentary. I rarely need to use the RANTS section due to my cool, calm and collected manner that I use when delivering the highest quality intelligence on hiring prostitutes throughout the entire ISG forum!

Ballin like a Thailand Pro!

Bitches call me papi (bitches)
'Sace, that's my hobby ('Sace)
Scotty on the molly, pocket rocket from O'Reilly (grrah)
One off in the chamber, ain't no need for me to cock it (uh-uh)
All I want is cottage, roll a cigar full of broccoli (cookie)
No check, want all cash, tricks, I don't do deposits (uh-uh)
Bitches cross the border, tricks, bitches from the tropics (whew)

[ElMexicant]

So, when are you coming to Thailand?

When? The Punjabi Prince AKA Prince of Pune always has a presence in Thailand. Did you know that the Prince has won 3 different awards and accolades on Soi 6?

1. Best Dressed and Style Ever on 6.

2. Sexiest Male Bod Ever on 6.

3. Coolest Personality Ever on 6.

Girls on Soi 6 love when I wear black athletic gym shorts with a black Nike shirt to show my buff and sexy body. They cream at the sight of my freshly polished black church shoes with matching black dress socks. And my dark Chips police shades add mystery to my persona.

Would you believe back in November 27th of 2023, Boofies Soi 6 held an award ceremony for the Punjabi Prince? It made the Pattaya News with Adam covering it. Also, I made Boofies the #1 bar with just my presence in being there to accept my awards.

To show me their gratefulness, Boofies plastered me and my Adonis body all on their Facebook page that day. Nobody can prove that the Prince doesn't deserve those 3 awards. To this day, I am the hottest thing to happen to Boofies FB social media page. How about them apples?

[MongerHunger]

Since for whatever reasons admin decided to delete my previous post, not only that, they deleted AAALLL the infos you've nicely contributed

It's because you are walking on thin ice. The admins have warned repeatedly about your many post that break the rules here. You will probably eventually get banned from this site and kicked out all together for ignoring warnings.

By the way, you DO NOT contribute anything. All you do is ask a bunch of questions in multiple threads and don't do a lick of research of your own or RTFF. Anybody can see that.

[Explorer8939]

A game I like to play is to lure these girls online with a massage offer. Usually, I just message for a oil massage because I work out 7 days a week and my muscles are often tight. That's my suffering for having 11% body fat and being able to press 2. 20 X my body weight. Most girls throw out crazy prices like 1500-2500. Of course they are thinking boom boom. I counter with 300 plus taxi same as shop. And I will throw in a tip for good service. Never disclose the tip.

Anyways, all those who agree and come for the 300, I have 100% of banging once they see me in person. Then I throw a tip of 500, same at shop for HJ. They get mad but I tell them come back tomorrow. I want them massage me everyday I am here for 3 weeks. More lies. So basically, they only get 850-900 baht for everything. LOL. Who is like Houdini? I do offer them these Thai cookies worth 2 baht and they all take a couple. This is the Thais favorite cookies. LOL.

One day, using this same massage line baiting, I got one who said she will do it no charge just for fun. I need to quit using Brad Pitt's pics on my TF. But works so good. LOL.

So, when are you coming to Thailand?

[Explorer8939]

I am an itinerant lead guitarist and retired rocket scientist. At least that's what I tell them in the bar.

A company I founded has a contract to fly on Elon's Starship, we bet the farm on that rocket. Needless to say, I have been drinking heavily, since Test Flight 8. I was so drunk last night, I forgot to pay my bargirl when she left.

I've been back in Pattaya for a few days, but I've only been to some Gentlemens' clubs, no Walking Street or Soi 6 yet. So I really can't offer an opinion on how busy Pattaya is yet.

[SubCmdr]

I do not remember writing a post about Oakie. Hmmm what is he going on about now. Who is this Oakie? Never heard of him. I do know the DR twat though. Hmm I wonder. Could they be one in the same?

Twat-from-the-DR has to fight, for his right to post!

Dumb mother fuck has not figured out that just because he can post anywhere he wants, it doesn't mean that he knows jack shit about the place he is posting about. But the only reason he is posting in Thailand RANTS is to troll. Has he ever visited Thailand? No! FULL STOP!

So, while he screams at the top of his lungs from his keyboard half a world away: I have the right to post here. One has to wonder why? Is it because he is tired of dancing bachata barefoot with his second Dominican Prostitute the he has wifed up while waiting for Paco the moto guy to deliver his empanadas? If his life is so good, why is he running doing the lives of others half a world away on an anonymous web site focused on sharing information on fuck site.

I think it is because he is nothing but a bored old (70+), ugly, fat, farang/gringo, punk ass ***** basking in the adulation of his fanboys ALLBITCH and Coolie Low. Mother fuck writes posts that could be consider racist. Reads a few posts in the Thailand Threads and then thinks that how life is lived day to day in Thailand. That is the sign of one dumb mother fucker!.

For those that don't know:

Oakie is the Twat-from-the-DR. He has never stepped foot in Thailand. He has never visited Pattaya or Cockbang. ALLBITCH is one of his girly men who expresses homosexual fantasies that Oakie encourages. He goes around pissing other mens mouths while AllBitch gets on his knees and cleans the royal penis when he is done. How he does that exactly is a exercise to be figured out by the reader.
Yet the Twat-from-the-DR insists on posting comments on things he does not know about in both Thailand and the Dominican Republic. In fact that is why he is here. Because he has lost all respect and credibility in the Dominican Republic threads. Poster after poster that has visited both places have written extensive posts over there that Thailand is better than the Dominican Republic (I agree) and that Pattaya is better than Sosua.

Now he is here to troll me and others. Why? Because he has nothing better to do. That is how boring Sosua is when you actually live in an Open Air Brothel.

[ElMexicant]

Just be aware that people who do this have low self esteem. Be kind.

You will feel guilty for making fun of him. Gets pretty bad when EverythingBi has to a create another new account like Mr. Wandering to post in the Bangkok section for a report, just to complement and mention meeting himself, and then replies to himself on ISG. LOL.

Writes a billion words a day and says he has a LIFE outside of ISG and is not a keyboard warrior. Our favorite forum mall cop. LOL.

[SubCmdr]

You left behind the Navy Seals and the former Secret service agents.

You forgot to include criminal investigators! They should be able to answer the most basic of questions like: what agency they used to work for? Even if they don't want to say they should be able acknowledge if they held a 1811 position in the USGOV as a criminal investigators. You can tell any story you want up in dis * until you tell it to someone who actual was what you claim to be. We have someone who claims to be a criminal investigator right now. He provided an example of his investigative skills during his argument about the legality of Prostitution in Thailand. That must have be QuIte the investigation!

I've never met an active duty Navy Seal who told me they were a Navy Seal. And every man that was one that I ever met was undoubtably telling me the truth from the details they used to describe their experiences. Of course, my father was an enlisted Navy man. Retired as a CPO. And was denied entry for training to be a UDT member because he was Black! The US Military is not purging fotos from their public website that show minorities and women who serve in the armed forces throughout history.

My only claim to fame is: Internatinal Trick and Sexpat. Ask me what I did before and I will tell you I am a self emancipated wage slave from the government / corporate wage slave plantations in the Disunited States of America. I am also a political refugee from the death squads that roam the USA in uniform called POLICE with order to shoot those who look like me on sight. Trust me they are not singing about Roxanne.

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

[BionicMan]

Here's a hot tip for all you impressionable ladies out there. Imagine you meet a guy in a bar and you ask what he does for a living. If he says he's in the aviation profession, you can be sure he's not a pilot. A pilot would just say what he is. So would an air traffic controller. Someone with an A&P license would say they have one, or say they're an aircraft mechanic. But someone who loads bags or issues boarding passes will say they're in the aviation profession. Technically correct, but of course they're sadly trying to seem far more important than they really are.

Same with someone who says they're in the medical profession. A doctor, nurse, physical therapist etc, will say what they are. But the guy who mops the floor in the OR after surgery will tell you he's in the medical profession.

The legal profession? Yup, you got it. Not a lawyer. If he was, or a paralegal etc, he would say so. But the guy who hand delivers documents to other law firms and to courts? Or even the guy who cleans law offices? Exactly- he'll tell you he works in the legal profession.

You left behind the Navy Seals and the former Secret service agents.

[Philip Marlow]

Here's a hot tip for all you impressionable ladies out there. Imagine you meet a guy in a bar and you ask what he does for a living. If he says he's in the aviation profession, you can be sure he's not a pilot. A pilot would just say what he is. So would an air traffic controller. Someone with an A&P license would say they have one, or say they're an aircraft mechanic. But someone who loads bags or issues boarding passes will say they're in the aviation profession. Technically correct, but of course they're sadly trying to seem far more important than they really are.

Same with someone who says they're in the medical profession. A doctor, nurse, physical therapist etc, will say what they are. But the guy who mops the floor in the OR after surgery will tell you he's in the medical profession.

The legal profession? Yup, you got it. Not a lawyer. If he was, or a paralegal etc, he would say so. But the guy who hand delivers documents to other law firms and to courts? Or even the guy who cleans law offices? Exactly- he'll tell you he works in the legal profession.

Just be aware that people who do this have low self esteem. Be kind.

[EverythingThai]

I do not remember writing a post about Oakie. Hmmm what is he going on about now. Who is this Oakie? Never heard of him. I do know the DR twat though. Hmm I wonder. Could they be one in the same?

[UglyAzzMan]

ET and SUB are not mentally Healthy. Be nice to them.

Throw in Newton too.

[UglyAzzMan]

Could be Horny Bar. Last night.

3 Korean s barfined 3 of the least attractive girls you will ever find.

Possibly Broke Koreans?