Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Oakie]

Back on his soapbox with another hall-of-fame word salad, the Twat delivered a masterclass in projectionaccusing others of addiction, attention-seeking, and irrelevance, all while writing five paragraphs no one asked for. It's like watching a guy shadowbox in a mirror, convinced he's fighting off the haters, when really he's just battling his own reflection.

LOL.

Nah, just having fun widja!

Hoping I could trigger you into another inspirational poetic opus about me.

I mean, nobody on ISG ever took the time to write "An Ode to Oakie". Before. (over on the DR Forum).

I was quite flattered!

Oh Where, Oh Where Has Our Little Twat Gone?.

(A DR lullaby for the washed-up and forgotten.)

Oh where, oh where has our little Twat gone?

Oh where, oh where can he be?

He swore up and down he don't care 'about Thai.

Yet he stalks every post just to see.

Oh why, oh why does he count all our words?

Oh why, oh why does he care?

He lurks in the shadows, refreshing the page.

Like a loser with time to spare.

Oh how, oh how does he still have the nerve?

Oh how, oh how is he blind?

Still typing away in his DR cave.

While life leaves him behind.

Oh what, oh what is he doing today?

Oh what, oh what could it be?

Still bragging 'about hookers from decades ago.

While nobody listens for free.

Oh when, oh when will he finally leave?

Oh when, oh when will he quit?

He swears he moves on, yet he's always right here.

Throwing his same old fit.

- Everything Thai

With a little work it could be up there with Keats!

"While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain
To thy high requiem become a sod".

- Keats, Ode to a Nightingale.

LOL.

[Philip Marlow]

Oops, I did it again.

[EverythingThai]

Oh look, who is back again swooping in five minutes after I post like he's on a retainer to stalk me. "They come in all types"? What is this, a Godox manual or your lonely inner monologue during a Lightroom meltdown? You've got the flash trigger, now try pulling the trigger on a thought that isn't painfully dull.

[EverythingThai]

As you can see, the self-declared Prince of Pattaya has been on a full-blown posting rampage—photo dumps, street food tales, and more made-up conquests than anyone asked for. All in a desperate attempt to prove he's in Pattaya. Hate to break it to you, chief, but it's all just a fugazi. Smoke, mirrors, and Google image searches.

This delusional diplomat of discount dickings spun a tale so full of holes it might as well have been written on a napkin at Mixue. In an Oscar-worthy performance, Punjabi Refund claimed he spotted one of his "Black Book freelancers" cozying up to a weekend tourist. His move? Whisper-snipe her with a LINE message offering a 1200 baht "Let Me Work Discount" while pretending to ignore her like a "Super OG Vet. ".

Let's be real. This story has more red flags than a Soi 6 pool tournament. First of all, that girl was never his. Second, if anyone's getting blackmailed, it's us—by having to read this bargain-bin spy thriller.

Nice try, Refund. But just like your presence in Pattaya—this one's a fugazi.

[Philip Marlow]

But whatever the type, certain people are always affected by them.

[EverythingThai]

Back on his soapbox with another hall-of-fame word salad, the Twat delivered a masterclass in projection—accusing others of addiction, attention-seeking, and irrelevance, all while writing five paragraphs no one asked for. It's like watching a guy shadowbox in a mirror, convinced he's fighting off the haters, when really he's just battling his own reflection.

[EverythingThai]

Still dodging the very invitation he sarcastically gave. I accepted. He ghosted. What happened, Chief? Got to save for another six months of banana shakes in Poipet before coming back to the Kingdom? Keep typing,Thermae won't clean itself.

[SubCmdr]

Apologies as this is two different lies.

You also may be unaware that Oakie is a well respected poster in the DR forums.

Oakie is not a well respect poster anywhere on ISG.

He came here, pissed in Stub's mouth, jizzed on his face.

But this person claims he is not a homosexual.

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

My girl is different

This is exactly what Allover wrote!

His explanation has a defect. He says it relates to bar girls.

1. he did not say that in his statement. 2. he assumes that I am in a relationship with a girl and that she is a bar girl.

It shows what a true ugly, punk ass ***** he truly is as he continues to lie, drag his little flame war all over the other threads in the Thailand Threads, and spend the large majority of his time writing about THE CMDR instead of sharing information on having sex with girls.

[Allover]

I am still wondering why this is a lie and why the expression would be used. The only girl that I met that even looked the same as an another girl I knew were identical twins. Yet their personalities were as different as night and day.

All girls are different!

I welcome input from my fellow ISG brothers on this subject. Stub.

OG Vets and Super OG Vets are familiar with this phrase. Newcomers are not, so here is some info for your eyeholes. 'My girl is different" relates to naive newcomers like Stub who feel their bargirl is different from the rest ie she really likes the farang and it is not just about money. She would never leave him or see other men while he is away. OG Vets know this is bullshit, all of the bargirls are about the money. When Stub is forced to leave Thailand (because he mistakenly thought his Visa was good for 90 days) his gik would become available to the rest of us and probably at a lower price. But yeah he thinks "my girl is different."

[Allover]

I don't read the long stuff and MessBoy is all over all the forums anyway, but is there now some instance of his drinking piss? Where? On Beach Road? Or in South America? Did I miss some cool kink?

Like his unsubstantiated claim of a big dick, it has not been confirmed that he likes to drink piss. Yet. The urine I referred to is the total humiliation he surely felt when being called out by people such as yourself, me, others and most recently Beach Drone. A long time ago when a man wanted to completely humiliate another man he would knock him down then piss on his face. The ultimate humiliation for a man. Stub has been frequently humiliated to this extent. He is trying to play it off as a homosexual fantasy of some sort rather than admit he has been humiliated by better men.

[SubCmdr]

Sub is also correct

Allover in an another desperate attempt to gain attention here in the RANTS section of ISG writes.

He responded with a calm, sensible, but appropriate response. Which was the perfect beatdown for you.

Really? Tell us which visa you apply for when your are visiting as a tourist after flying half way around he world from Southern California business class because you cannot get any free pussy in the country with the girls that is known worldwide for having pussies looser than Las Vegas quarter slot machines?

With all your fantasies about seeing men together and performing sexual acts upon men, are you sure you are not a homosexual?

[SubCmdr]

but is there now some instance of his drinking piss? Where? On Beach Road? Or in South America? Did I miss some cool kink?

No, but there is an instance of Allover fantasizing about pissing into my mouth.

Please keep your mouth closed unless you like the taste of my urine

Never Happened!

[ElMexicant]

They're everywhere!

In a way, I feel so much pity for the poor guy. He is UNABLE to see himself. Neurotic narcissism is a major PREDICTOR for dementia. He is already paranoid and thinks everything is about him. Geez, I just wrote about a weird message on ISG, me and Miss Thailand, and our Everything under 2 minutes guy makes it about himself. Even when I stomped on Dora the Explorer, AnythingBi felt the need to defend someone that isn't him or he claims "not him. " Though they really do look alike. Makes fun of my mongering style in Thailand, then denies I am in Thailand. Dude is confusing himself. Signs of early dementia. He needs help. Time for an ISG intervention when he decides to g egg off his knees and come out from behind the glory hole wall. We are here for you. Can't imagine going through life triggered by life itself and everyone. LOL.

[UglyAzzMan]

I see OverpayThai still spending hours typing his long diatribes. What a sad and pathetic little fuck.

We need a top 100 list of things to do in Pattaya, Bangkok combined.

Would be Legendary.