Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Oakie]

Ah I remember that post. But, it never said Oakie. Why don't you quote the full post. I posted that for the DR Twat. Are you that said individual?

Did you have anyone else in mind? If so man up and mansplain! LOL.

But in case you are confused again. And at the risk of further boring fellow mongers with more of your shit, I will do as you ask!

DR Rants, EverythingThai, Post #319 In full!

Twat song
🎶 Oh Where, Oh Where Has Our Little Twat Gone? 🎶.

(A DR lullaby for the washed-up and forgotten.).

Oh where, oh where has our little Twat gone?

Oh where, oh where can he be?

He swore up and down he don't care 'about Thai.

Yet he stalks every post just to see.

Oh why, oh why does he count all our words?

Oh why, oh why does he care?

He lurks in the shadows, refreshing the page.

Like a loser with time to spare.

Oh how, oh how does he still have the nerve?

Oh how, oh how is he blind?

Still typing away in his DR cave.

While life leaves him behind.

Oh what, oh what is he doing today?.

Hope this helps!

[SubCmdr]

ISG is here to share information on having sex with girls.

Says nothing about it is only about paying to have sex with girls.

Mother fucks with the attitude that every relationship with a Thai Girl is about the money. Well they are so fucked up as that they can no longer form an emotional pair bond with a girl. They have been International Tricking for so long they have internalized the trick mentality. Like they say about your perspective when you are a hammer. If you identify as a International Trick then every girl in the world is a International Ho.

Prime example of dumb mother fucks who think like this:

'My girl is different" who feel their bargirl is different from the rest ie she really likes the farang and it is not just about money. She would never leave him or see other men while he is away.

First off you dumb mother fuck (including E69) not every girl in Thailand is a bar girl. You want to talk about me being a newbie? Why doesn't your no visiting, Bisexual (with 10 posts with homosexual fantasies in them for every one about actually having sex with a girl). Who comes to Thailand to have a conventional western relationship? Not me you dumb mother fuck. I am no longer interested in keeping that stupid me Tarzan you Jane western Farang mentality that I see so many old, fat, ugly, poorly dressed individuals seem to have when they are posting here. One thing that I note is the stupidest views on Thailand come from the people who visit here the least. I have asked individuals who call me new to state the number of days they have spent in Thailand so they can compare it to mine. Crickets!

OG Vets know this is bullshit, all of the bargirls are about the money.

I will stipulate to that statement. But who is in a traditional relationship with a Bar Girl. You Allover? You a sponsor? Is that why you know so much about Bar Girls? Do you perform Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds like EverythingBarGirl or is it ExploringBarGirls or is it BarGirlsSOMF or is it AlloverBarGirls?

What mother fucks like Allover don't understand is that although he can't get anyone pussy sitting in Southern California, in a country that has girls that have pussies looser than a quarter slot machine that situation does not apply to everyone. Not every girl in Thailand is a Bar Girl. My instructor for motorcycles is cute as fuck. But she is a full time instructor for students like me (a beginner) up to those who wish to compete on the moto racing circuit.

https://xrc-motorcycle-driving-school.com/team/

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

You need to either step your game up or.

Shut the Fuck Up ya *****! Cause I don't have those problems. I got Big Black Dick and Thai girls (in fact most girls around the world) love it!

check and mate mother fucker!

[Nyezhov]

I think it's pretty obvious Thai girls will settle for any farang, especially the old and ugly. I'm a living example of this, but anybody with half a brain and working eyes can see, especially in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket, the cavalcade of decrepit, bald, fat, ugly, half dead looking Danny Devito types with youngish Thai chicks by their side. It's as plain as day. I'm sure you all see it, I bet some of yous here are those very same Danny Devito types. I know I am.

What Thai chicks want from a farang is simple. Cash money. And super old, decrepit, fucking fat fucks that look like Tony Soprano are the type that offers cash money to these Thai chicks. Don't think for one second it has anything to do with your 'glowing' personality. Ha!

Now, when it comes to the younger, vile influencer, digital nomad idiot types. Well, that's a different story. They can pull local chicks in the clubs without needing the cash money, but how many of us are young anymore? We're here, cause we need to pay for sex, if you can get it for free, what are you doing here chief?

You have been to Thailand once in your life so perhaps before you pontificate on the minds of Thai women, and expect your profound wisdom to be accepted, make sure that you always preface your analysis with the following words:

I've only been to Thailand once, but I think.

[EverythingThai]

I think it's pretty obvious Thai girls will settle for any farang, especially the old and ugly. I'm a living example of this, but anybody with half a brain and working eyes can see, especially in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket, the cavalcade of decrepit, bald, fat, ugly, half dead looking Danny Devito types with youngish Thai chicks by their side. It's as plain as day. I'm sure you all see it, I bet some of yous here are those very same Danny Devito types. I know I am.

What Thai chicks want from a farang is simple. Cash money. And super old, decrepit, fucking fat fucks that look like Tony Soprano are the type that offers cash money to these Thai chicks. Don't think for one second it has anything to do with your 'glowing' personality. Ha!

Now, when it comes to the younger, vile influencer, digital nomad idiot types. Well, that's a different story. They can pull local chicks in the clubs without needing the cash money, but how many of us are young anymore? We're here, cause we need to pay for sex, if you can get it for free, what are you doing here chief?

So Interstella. When you coming back to post again?

[Newton York]

I think it's pretty obvious Thai girls will settle for any farang, especially the old and ugly. I'm a living example of this, but anybody with half a brain and working eyes can see, especially in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket, the cavalcade of decrepit, bald, fat, ugly, half dead looking Danny Devito types with youngish Thai chicks by their side. It's as plain as day. I'm sure you all see it, I bet some of yous here are those very same Danny Devito types. I know I am.

What Thai chicks want from a farang is simple. Cash money. And super old, decrepit, fucking fat fucks that look like Tony Soprano are the type that offers cash money to these Thai chicks. Don't think for one second it has anything to do with your 'glowing' personality. Ha!

Now, when it comes to the younger, vile influencer, digital nomad idiot types. Well, that's a different story. They can pull local chicks in the clubs without needing the cash money, but how many of us are young anymore? We're here, cause we need to pay for sex, if you can get it for free, what are you doing here chief?

[EverythingThai]

Are there the people so old, ugly and fat that even ugly Thai girls don't want to take their money?

Are these the same people that go to Kineere for the free food, get to the front of the buffet line and pile the plate up with food so the people at the end of the line don't have any?

Are these the same people that talk the most mess but seem to actual post the least amount about actually having sex with girls in Thailand?

Apparently, yes. Ha ha.

[SubCmdr]

So here are the full details: Yes, there is a fast lane for seniors at Suvarnabhumi Airport, but it's not officially published and not guaranteed. Here's how it works, simply:
If you're 70 years old or above, immigration officers will usually let you use the priority / fast-track lane. Sometimes even 60+ can get through if you ask nicely. You don't need to book anything just ask airport staff or immigration officers if there's a senior fast lane. If you look visibly older or walk slowly, they often just wave you into the fast lane. If you request a wheelchair, you'll automatically go through the fast track. So: no official sign, but yes, seniors can usually get fast-tracked just by asking.

Are there the people so old, ugly and fat that even ugly Thai girls don't want to take their money?

Are these the same people that go to Kineere for the free food, get to the front of the buffet line and pile the plate up with food so the people at the end of the line don't have any?

Are these the same people that talk the most mess but seem to actual post the least amount about actually having sex with girls in Thailand?

[EverythingThai]

The only thing more fake than that Top Gun poster is your pocket-sized Frosty doing photo ops like he's on a Pattaya press tour. We get it, “Refund” your snowman's seen more action than you have. So, when are you actually coming to Thailand? About your little lunch special: No snowman, no receipt, no Punjabi prince doing jazz hands just another photo ripped from someone else's lunch. You're not in Pattaya, Refund, you're in Photoshop.
So, when are you coming to Thailand ?

[EverythingThai]

LOL.

Nah, just having fun widja!

Hoping I could trigger you into another inspirational poetic opus about me.

I mean, nobody on ISG ever took the time to write "An Ode to Oakie". Before. (over on the DR Forum).

I was quite flattered!

With a little work it could be up there with Keats!

"While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain
To thy high requiem become a sod".

- Keats, Ode to a Nightingale.

LOL.

Ah I remember that post. But, it never said Oakie. Why don't you quote the full post. I posted that for the DR Twat. Are you that said individual?

[Nyezhov]

Still dodging the very invitation he sarcastically gave. I accepted. He ghosted. What happened, Chief? Got to save for another six months of banana shakes in Poipet before coming back to the Kingdom? Keep typing,Thermae won't clean itself.

OverpayThai LOL LOL.

[Oakie]

Back on his soapbox with another hall-of-fame word salad, the Twat delivered a masterclass in projectionaccusing others of addiction, attention-seeking, and irrelevance, all while writing five paragraphs no one asked for. It's like watching a guy shadowbox in a mirror, convinced he's fighting off the haters, when really he's just battling his own reflection.

LOL.

Nah, just having fun widja!

Hoping I could trigger you into another inspirational poetic opus about me.

I mean, nobody on ISG ever took the time to write "An Ode to Oakie". Before. (over on the DR Forum).

I was quite flattered!

Oh Where, Oh Where Has Our Little Twat Gone?.

(A DR lullaby for the washed-up and forgotten.)

Oh where, oh where has our little Twat gone?

Oh where, oh where can he be?

He swore up and down he don't care 'about Thai.

Yet he stalks every post just to see.

Oh why, oh why does he count all our words?

Oh why, oh why does he care?

He lurks in the shadows, refreshing the page.

Like a loser with time to spare.

Oh how, oh how does he still have the nerve?

Oh how, oh how is he blind?

Still typing away in his DR cave.

While life leaves him behind.

Oh what, oh what is he doing today?

Oh what, oh what could it be?

Still bragging 'about hookers from decades ago.

While nobody listens for free.

Oh when, oh when will he finally leave?

Oh when, oh when will he quit?

He swears he moves on, yet he's always right here.

Throwing his same old fit.

- Everything Thai

With a little work it could be up there with Keats!

"While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain
To thy high requiem become a sod".

- Keats, Ode to a Nightingale.

LOL.

[Philip Marlow]

Oops, I did it again.

[EverythingThai]

Oh look, who is back again swooping in five minutes after I post like he's on a retainer to stalk me. "They come in all types"? What is this, a Godox manual or your lonely inner monologue during a Lightroom meltdown? You've got the flash trigger, now try pulling the trigger on a thought that isn't painfully dull.

[EverythingThai]

As you can see, the self-declared Prince of Pattaya has been on a full-blown posting rampage—photo dumps, street food tales, and more made-up conquests than anyone asked for. All in a desperate attempt to prove he's in Pattaya. Hate to break it to you, chief, but it's all just a fugazi. Smoke, mirrors, and Google image searches.

This delusional diplomat of discount dickings spun a tale so full of holes it might as well have been written on a napkin at Mixue. In an Oscar-worthy performance, Punjabi Refund claimed he spotted one of his "Black Book freelancers" cozying up to a weekend tourist. His move? Whisper-snipe her with a LINE message offering a 1200 baht "Let Me Work Discount" while pretending to ignore her like a "Super OG Vet. ".

Let's be real. This story has more red flags than a Soi 6 pool tournament. First of all, that girl was never his. Second, if anyone's getting blackmailed, it's us—by having to read this bargain-bin spy thriller.

Nice try, Refund. But just like your presence in Pattaya—this one's a fugazi.

[Philip Marlow]

But whatever the type, certain people are always affected by them.