Bogota Reports

[DonCarlos1234]

I believe I read somewhere on here about pickup in the Chapinero area + Google search for pickup bars in Bogota.

Better to use LA Celestina or SA unless you are an adonis like Kazu. In Medellin things are a bit easier. Still high-end clubs are not for cheap non-Spanish speaking tourists. Education is however not a complete waste of time. I should know.

[Raw Deal]

Cheers mate. Will do. US $200 seems very steep for BOG.

I ain't expecting a Scandello in Bogota but maybe atleast a Cafe Foto equivalent would had been great.

This is a question I wished I knew the answer to as well.

Probably the closest thing you'll find to what your looking for might be Lido on carrera 14. It's a club.....There's another place in Zona T. The name escapes me currently. It might have been Olimpo?

Good luck and report back if you find a place that ticks your boxes.

[ChanceSome]

Hello. I have a trip to BOG coming up, April end. Staying at Residence Inn and prefer going to bars / clubs to pickup ladies - P4P. Can someone recommend any pickup bars or restaurants in the Chapinero, Zona T areas please? Appreciate your help.

This is a question I wished I knew the answer to as well.

Probably the closest thing you'll find to what your looking for might be Lido on carrera 14. It's a club. Music is not crazy loud so you can have a conversation. Drinks are expensive (think 50 k+ for a beer). The girls here are as attractive as they come in Bogota. You can chat with whoever you fancy and see if there is chemistry. The last time I went, there were 15+ girls. The girl I chatted with quoted me 200 USD. I did not partake as I would only pay that much for a girl I really had chemistry with. Also, I believe there is an exit fee.

There's another place in Zona T. The name escapes me currently. It might have been Olimpo?

Good luck and report back if you find a place that ticks your boxes.

[Woodman09]

Guys where's the best place to buy weed in Santa Fe? And how much should I be paying? Last time in California club it was 50 k for a fat joint. I defo overpaid but it was late and I didn't care.

I read on an old post that some guy bought a small bag of coke for 5 k in one of the small convenience stands LOL.

Thanks.

My experience is the quality that is available is not great-- I do get high quality (see photo) like in LA or other US cities and the cost is about $8-$9 a gram-- Nice and Skunky.

White is not really not so great in Santa Fe either-- I do know someone for pure stuff but I don't know exactly how much as I don't do it.

2 c in SF has alot of that animal trank (I forget the chemical name) and really makes you just want to sit-- I know someone for the good stuff and x too-- It usually takes me 24 hours+ or so to get white and other powders as I don't do that stuff.

[Raw Deal]

Hahaha, ofcourse they are hookers. It is just my preference for an experience where it does not feel like a go-go bar. Not being facetious, go-go bars are fun too. I guess different waves float different boats.

LOL. They are hookers. Their job is to get dicks in them. That is literally how they make theiir living. To think that a prostitute is just waiting for 1 special dick per day is absolutely gullible.......Well these hoes are not dressing up and going through all this shit with the intention of only selling pussy to 1 dick.

[Mr Enternational]

Gulliver or the likes of Red Sky, Premiere etc in Dubai or the casinos of Panama where one can find well dressed & groomed working girls. Especially ones who have not already had few dicks in them that day.

LOL. They are hookers. Their job is to get dicks in them. That is literally how they make theiir living. To think that a prostitute is just waiting for 1 special dick per day is absolutely gullible.

If you made a living selling hamburgers, would you walk outside everyday with the intention of selling only 1 hamburger? Did Steve Jobs start building computers with the intention of only selling 1 computer? Well these hoes are not dressing up and going through all this shit with the intention of only selling pussy to 1 dick.

[Raw Deal]

Thank you for helping me understand this. Appreciate it mate.

In the strip joints of Santa Fe, you have 1 stage, where there is usually 1 or 2 girls dancing......The girls are better dressed in the high priced northern clubs (around Zona T). But it's still a strip joint / hostess bar; doesn't seem that's what you want.

[GreenBud]

Thanks. Gulliver or the likes of Red Sky, Premiere etc in Dubai or the casinos of Panama where one can find well dressed & groomed working girls. Especially ones who have not already had few dicks in them that day. One can check them out / discuss price and expectations / scope the chica before one decides.

My understanding was that SF bars are more like the go-go bars. There is a show and one picks one of the chicas that one fancies and go in the room upstairs / at the back to do their business. The girl is back on the hamster wheel looking for her next trick. Perhaps I am mistaken?

In the strip joints of Santa Fe, you have 1 stage, where there is usually 1 or 2 girls dancing. Then there are numerous girls walking around or sitting on the chairs looking to go upstairs or give lap dances. You can also talk to them.

It seems you are looking for something like Gusto that is located in Poblado, Medellin. I don't think there is anything like that in Bogota. If anyone knows, please enlighten us.

The girls are better dressed in the high priced northern clubs (around Zona T). But it's still a strip joint / hostess bar; doesn't seem that's what you want.

[Raw Deal]

Thanks. Gulliver or the likes of Red Sky, Premiere etc in Dubai or the casinos of Panama where one can find well dressed & groomed working girls. Especially ones who have not already had few dicks in them that day. One can check them out / discuss price and expectations / scope the chica before one decides.

My understanding was that SF bars are more like the go-go bars. There is a show and one picks one of the chicas that one fancies and go in the room upstairs / at the back to do their business. The girl is back on the hamster wheel looking for her next trick. Perhaps I am mistaken?

Pick-up? Most / all of the girls at the strip joints in Santa Fe are freelancers. You have to "pick them up". They are allowed to enter and leave anytime...........But I don't think there are normal girls there; except maybe guys that bring their dates. I don't think there is any bar like Gusto in Bogota.

[GreenBud]

Thank you for correcting and saving me some disappointment.

Are there any places to try for pickup at all? Or it does not work this way in BOG? Is it all strip clubs, Casas, massage parlors and prepagos only?

Pick-up? Most / all of the girls at the strip joints in Santa Fe are freelancers. You have to "pick them up". They are allowed to enter and leave anytime.

Are you asking if there are any bars like the old Gullivers (in Bangkok Khoa Sanh Road) or the old Dolphin / Utopia (in Sihanoukville, Cambodia)? Where there was a mixture of backpackers, tourists, and working girls.

I don't think so. But not positive. I like those type of bars.

In Medellin Poblado, you have at least couple of bars / clubs that has tourist and working girls. But I don't think there are normal girls there; except maybe guys that bring their dates. I don't think there is any bar like Gusto in Bogota.

[Raw Deal]

Thank you for correcting and saving me some disappointment.

Are there any places to try for pickup at all? Or it does not work this way in BOG? Is it all strip clubs, Casas, massage parlors and prepagos only?

Thanks.

You probably read that it was a good place to pick up girls. But it is not P2P. But of course, from what I read, girls can ask for gifts/money afterwards......

[GreenBud]

RTFF and internet search led me to below establishments. Are these any good for picking up ladies (P4 P)?

1. Theatron, CL. 58.

2. Video Club, CL. 64.

3. El mono bandido, Zona T.

4. Gringo Tueadays Zona T.

5. El Irish pub.

You probably read that it was a good place to pick up girls. But it is not P2P. But of course, from what I read, girls can ask for gifts/money afterwards.

El Mono Bandido is a hip bar in Zona T. There are lines during the weekend. Even though there is a bar, it is more of a table service, where groups of friends are at a table. I've never fully examined the pick-up scene there, but I guess if you have game.

Gringo Tuesdays is a night at a club in Zona T that caters to English. People will start there early, in order to practice English. Later on, a line forms, and they charge a cover. I'm guessing this might be the best place to pick up a girl, since many girls there want to learn English and meet gringos.

El Irish Pub is a chain. The one in Zona T is definitely not a pick-up bar. But, at the small bar, it probably is the best place to meet English speaking people (either tourist / ex-pats or educated locals). The other place to meet gringos will be at Hooters during an American football game.

[GreenBud]

Guys where's the best place to buy weed in Santa Fe? And how much should I be paying? Last time in California club it was 50 k for a fat joint. I defo overpaid but it was late and I didn't care.

I read on an old post that some guy bought a small bag of coke for 5 k in one of the small convenience stands LOL.

From my experiences, California Club was the worst bar to get a beer; they tried to overcharge me the most. Now I see they overcharge (probably the most) on a joint. The joint from the Santa Fe street, if you are a local, will be 5 K. That is poor quality. The better weed will be around 25 K for a gram; even this quality is inferior compared to the weed from California.

It was 5 K for a quarter gram bag of coke in Santa Fe several years ago. In Medellin several years ago, it was 15 K for a gram at the drive-up street. The taxi driver would have sold you a bag for 20 K.

I believe there is a gang that controls the drug sales in Santa Fe. There is at least 2 street corners where you can purchase. You can also purchase in probably all the clubs; I think they add about a 20% surcharge for a local. As a tourist, the price will probably be a lot higher.

The quality from the streets of Zona T was poor. They still cut it. For the street people, a few dollars is still good money.

One way to get it will be via the girls. Problem is that most of the girls will still rip you off, even if you are a regular. Most of the girls have no sense of the repeat business concept.

WARNINGS: Try not to have more than 1 gram. Drugs are not illegal, but it is prohibited. If you have more than 1 gram, they can potentially charge you with selling. That's years in jail. Always have enough money for a bribe. Most cops don't care about weed, but a gringo with weed might be a dollar sign. Possession of coke can land you in jail overnight.

Remember, in Colombia, there are no constitutional rights. If you look suspicious, they will search you. They always search the young people, especially if they dress in potential gang attire. But I've never seen cops search older men in sports jackets.

[Lucas3]

Hello guys,

I've been here in Bogota for a while now for non-mongering reasons. I've been so bored here that I want that to try mongering here. I've only done it back in the US. Any recommendations for the north side of usaquen? Also, anyone interested in grabbing a beer or something? Been hard making friends with locals, since my spanish is ass. Thanks in advance.

Hey man, I'm also in Bogota, fancy hitting SF bars sometime? Drop me a DM I tried to send to you but couldn't.

[NeilGeorge]

I'm not sure if this is still there but probably is -- usually at least 2 shops on 2nd floor (see photo) -- I heard there is another place near there--other members should have details-- I never go up there anymore because I live close to Santa Fe.

The back of the building has very narrow rooms with massage tables. If you are slim it's possible to have sex with the girl on the table if you are standing. If you have a pot belly it would be hard to fit in the narrow room with a girl.

I had a good session there with a girl who agreed to bareback, with an upcharge.

The girls in the first rooms, as you walk by, holler the loudest and try to get you into their rooms first. Sometimes the girls at the end of the balcony runway are the more desperate and shy and will agree to anything.