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[Explorer8939]

The timing is kinda brilliant. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. You got to laugh, otherwise you'd cry. I was seriously thinking about cashing out some of the money I had in my brokerage account, maybe to help me cover for a years expenses, while I resign from my shitty, shitty job. Take the time to visit Thailand, at least twice, just to get my fuck on and decompress, find my sanity again. I swear fellas, there was 1 weekend, I was this close to sending a resignation email. Then maybe 1 year from now, or even 2, I'd try to look for another job again.

Now, I'm well and truly trapped. Every single one of my positions in my account is red, not just red, but deep red. If I sold any of it, I'd lose thousands. And I barely have any cash left. Of course it had to happen now. Just as I was about to finally set myself free. You fuckers that believe in god, maybe explain to me his sick sense of humor. Or better yet, just ask him to fucking kill me already. I hate being alive. FML.

Dead cat bounce today!

If the rally continues, we might see you in Pattaya soon.

[Newton York]

The timing is kinda brilliant. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. You got to laugh, otherwise you'd cry. I was seriously thinking about cashing out some of the money I had in my brokerage account, maybe to help me cover for a years expenses, while I resign from my shitty, shitty job. Take the time to visit Thailand, at least twice, just to get my fuck on and decompress, find my sanity again. I swear fellas, there was 1 weekend, I was this close to sending a resignation email. Then maybe 1 year from now, or even 2, I'd try to look for another job again.

Now, I'm well and truly trapped. Every single one of my positions in my account is red, not just red, but deep red. If I sold any of it, I'd lose thousands. And I barely have any cash left. Of course it had to happen now. Just as I was about to finally set myself free. You fuckers that believe in god, maybe explain to me his sick sense of humor. Or better yet, just ask him to fucking kill me already. I hate being alive. FML.

[BionicMan]

Welp, there goes Hooters. Bankrupt. Even Hooters is out of business. If an establishment with a bunch of big titty chicks serving chicken wings can go out of business, there's no hope for anyone anymore. Sign of the times. The END times!

Actually, I'm so old, I honestly can't remember if I ever went to a Hooters. I really can't. I might have gone to one in LA like 20 years ago, but I just don't remember. Could be a false memory or even a dream. Look, if the Hooters in Bangkok or Pattaya or wherever stays open, I'll be sure to go next time. IF there's a next time.

Big tittles is not a big deal in Thailand, and don't represent much of an attraction to go and buy food there. Maybe next to hooter you got a bar with girls and tits you can feel fir a fraction of a nachos loaded dish. The Hooter model can work only in prude America. I haven't seen much of their business as franchise abroad, for a reason.

Feel sorry (maybe) fir the guy who pad for the licence. Poor business skills, including putting one in soi Nana!

[Explorer8939]

I had a lady over yesterday who told me about one of her best customers, a guy who comes to Pattaya a lot. He's very possessive, though, and is suspicious of any of her friends or her ex-Thai boyfriend. He does tolerate her son, and tries to talk to him on the phone. But the son doesn't understand English.

Which is good, because he's the lady's Thai boyfriend, not her son.

[Explorer8939]

Last night, I had a lady do Cowgirl for me. She basically squatted on my dick and pumped away.

The problem is if the lady puts her weight on me, her pussy gets compressed and I don't feel anything.

If I weren't so sleepy, I would have asked to change position, but instead I asked her to stop, and fell asleep.

[Newton York]

Welp, there goes Hooters. Bankrupt. Even Hooters is out of business. If an establishment with a bunch of big titty chicks serving chicken wings can go out of business, there's no hope for anyone anymore. Sign of the times. The END times!

Actually, I'm so old, I honestly can't remember if I ever went to a Hooters. I really can't. I might have gone to one in LA like 20 years ago, but I just don't remember. Could be a false memory or even a dream. Look, if the Hooters in Bangkok or Pattaya or wherever stays open, I'll be sure to go next time. IF there's a next time.

[Allover]

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SubCmdr is unaware of the regular occurrence of suicide attempts in Pattaya.

I don't know if this guy was despondent for money or girlfriend problems, or both. Or maybe just mentally ill.

He is also unaware of the suicides from tall buildings where the victim has both hands tied behind their backs.

[UglyAzzMan]

Some of you mother fucks need me more sensitive to mental illness. It is not something to joke about or to uses to settle your petty disputes about the number of Prostitutes in Pattaya. It's serious.

Check this article out:

Average of 5,000 Thais die by suicide each year

https://www.nationthailand.com/health-wellness/40047482

I am sensitive to this issue because I have mental illness.

Maybe that is why there is a squad of individuals up in here cheering for my demise.

Sorry you are mentally ill bro. Hahaha.

I mean it.

[Explorer8939]

I had a bargirl over for drinks, and spent the time discussing her Farang customers, rating them by how much money each sent her.

Of course, she blew all the money on a Thai man.

[Explorer8939]

I had a lady show me photos of her son hospitalized after a motorcycle accident, she was obviously hoping for a "donation".

Next year, she sent me photos of her son hospitalized after a motorcycle accident. She obviously has forgotten her earlier scam attempt.

[Newton York]

Was just watching a youtube video from a fat, Danny Devito retiree type living in Pattaya, and he was talking about how bar girls can end up scamming you. Now, to be fair, it's not so much scamming as it is more like the way the girl has been programmed to survive. She'll do whatever is necessary to make more Baht. And interestingly enough, and let me reiterate I've never given the chick the money, she's never out right asked me for more money, but it was well in the process. And for me it wasn't bar girls, it was massage chicks, and once you start to see the chick a 3rd of fourth time, she's clued into the simple fact that you have a thing for her, and she'll start the process.

In the example I encountered, she started by showing me photos of her family, her sick mom in the hospital, etc. Where she currently lives. I just ran out of time and had to leave the country, but as far as she knew, I was going to be around for months cause I always say that. (Never tell the chicks you're here for just a few days or weeks. Always say you're here working) Anyway, I bet dollars to doughnuts had I seen her again, especially out of the joint, and away from mamasans grasp, she woulda asked me for money beyond services provided.

Another chick from another massage joint, by the 3rd session, she was already suggesting that she cook for me at my place. She really wanted to see me outside of the joint, cause obviously they make more money away from the owner of the place.

Now, understand. This ain't no scam, but just survival mechanisms the girls have developed because of their situation. In the same way, that you'd lie to them about your name, job, etc. You'd be an idiot to tell them your real name and actual country of origin. That's the fantasy fellas, we can be whatever we want to be to these girls, so why not imagine whatever the hell you want.

When I was there the last time, I told the girls I was just there to work. I'm in 'computers'. Going to be around for months. And that's that. I picked a random name, and kept using that fake name so it was easier to remember.

Point is, don't give the chicks more money than for services rendered. You want to tip them for great service, sure. But if they came up with the whole dead buffalo thing, or sick relative at the village thing. Well, sadly that should be your last time seeing her. Cause there's no escaping it now. The more you see her, the more she'll try to extract from you. Cause in the end, you are money to her. And she's better off finding a more profitable mark. You'd be wasting her time.

It's a cutthroat world out there, and they need all the help they can get from us, so it's ironic, but the best thing you can do for them, especially if you don't want to be suckered into giving them more money, is to actually leave them.

[Newton York]

I empathize and will always feel nothing but respect and love for all Thai people. Especially since Thai chicks have given me some of the best fucks I've ever had. I credit Thailand and Thai chicks as the main reason I'm still alive. It's the one thing I'm still keeping myself alive for, that one last chance to get back to Thailand.

On the other hand, when a farang tries to off himself or gets hurt, it's fucking hilarious! Ha! I love it! The latest being the idiot that got killed in a bike accident in Koh Samui (wear a helmet *******!) and the moron that muay Thaied himself to death by getting repeatedly kicked in the ribs. I never get tired of reading about this, especially when I need a good laugh. Look, my life is miserable enough as it is, the only way to get through the day is to know that there are others who suffer more than me. Hey, I didn't make the rules. That's just the way the world is. It's a cruel, sadistic, fucked up, messed up world.

Better we all die, I say bring along World War III now. Let's get this over with.

[SubCmdr]

Some of you mother fucks need me more sensitive to mental illness. It is not something to joke about or to uses to settle your petty disputes about the number of Prostitutes in Pattaya. It's serious.

Check this article out:

Average of 5,000 Thais die by suicide each year

https://www.nationthailand.com/health-wellness/40047482

I am sensitive to this issue because I have mental illness.

They say I'm bipolar so indecisive; So muthafuckin' what I know some bitches who like it - By The Way, Young Jezzy.

Maybe that is why there is a squad of individuals up in here cheering for my demise.

you may wind up joining the prestigious Pattaya Flying Club (google it you dumb compound profanity redacted).

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SubCmdr is unaware of the regular occurrence of suicide attempts in Pattaya. I don't know if this guy was despondent for money or girlfriend problems, or both. Or maybe just mentally ill.

[Explorer8939]

I had a lady over last night who I have known for many years.

If she has a Thai boyfriend and / or lots of Farang customers, her performance is average and uninspired.

If she is single with few customers, she is insatiable. She doesn't care if you cum, she doesn't want you to stop. You have to throw her out of bed to end a session.

Reminds me of my last Farang girlfriend.

[Explorer8939]

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SubCmdr is unaware of the regular occurrence of suicide attempts in Pattaya.

I don't know if this guy was despondent for money or girlfriend problems, or both. Or maybe just mentally ill.