Pattaya Reports

[LucBlake]

Also meet beautiful 35 year old on last night, small bar near flipper house. Good english, claimed had all papers to travel and previous old english boyfriend that lost contact. Wish I had more time with her. Dissappointed in windmill ladies, I went early but most younger girls seemed to suck at dancing skills most everywhere when working clubs. For my taste walking street offered little. I was taken to bar next to walking street, maybe bamboo bar and told freelancers 1000 baht and no barfine, no 10's there but was crowded and fun.

Nice report, I'm going to try and follow your footsteps through the bars!!

Cheers.

[Explorer8939]

The girls I was referring to are going to places like Insomnia and their prices are in line with what the girls charge on Thai Friendly in Pattaya. Last time I was charged 3500 LT from a girl in Insomnia and on another occasion, 2000ST. Give or take 500-1000 Baht either way, it's the same as TF.

Remember, I'm the guy who pays 2000 baht for all nighters in my condo, so everywhere is expensive for me.

[Falcon 95]

Part 1.

It is March and I'm in Soi 6. I meet this girl, who I will call Sandy, standing at the top of the ramp at La La Land. Since she's giving me the "Choose me!" look, I grab her hand and go inside. This girl is beautiful. Tall, slim, light-skinned, no tattoos, no piercings, nothing done to her face, natural breasts, no baby, and 20 years old. In my opinion, the perfect specimen of a female. I ask her boom boom ok? But she shoots me down right away. She says, "I cannot boom boom you. If you want boom boom, I can find you another lady. " WTF! I tell her, "No, I only want to boom boom you. " She gives off a brief mischievous smile like she actually liked my response. Maybe she has a boyfriend or a sponsor? I'm not furious this time. I accept that Sandy is out of my league. How dare I try to fuck a stunner within five minutes of meeting her. I'm about to leave. But for some reason, Sandy wants to exchange Line ID's and that is what we do. For the next three months, I think about fucking Sandy almost every day.

Fast forward three months to June. I'm in Pattaya again. I text Sandy on my first day. I tell her that I cannot find her in Soi 6. She replies almost right away and says that she is working in Walking Street now. That's great. I ask her where in Walking Street. And she says Palace Agogo. WTF! I hate that place. It is an opium den full of inconsiderate chain smokers. She wants me to stop by. Actually, I'm not even sure that she remembers me. I'm probably just one of her "guys". I tell her I will stop by tomorrow. She asks if I will buy her drinks. I tell her sure I will buy you a few drinks meaning two or three. Then she drops a bomb on me by saying that she wants 28 drinks to finish her contract. Scumbag agogo owners. That is exactly why I ate agogos. They put pressure on the girls with the drink quotas and then the girls relay that pressure to the customers. I reply to her and say that I can only buy her two or three drinks. I get no reply from her. Maybe it was a mistake to tell her my intentions. But whatever. Since she does not reply, I do not go to Palace the next day. I do not think that she will survive long in that cutthroat environment.

My trip is over and I'm at Suvarnabhumi airport waiting for my departure flight. Finally Sandy replies. She says, "I'm at La La Land Soi 6. Come see me. " WTF! I knew it. She is not a Walking Street agogo girl. She is a Soi 6 girl. But girl, why do you hurt me like this? I tell her I'm at the airport for my departure. She replies and says see you next time.

Two months later in August, I'm in Pattaya again. Again, I text Sandy on my first day. Please tell me that you are working in Soi 6 so that I have the remote chance of fucking you. Then, she replies that she is working at XS Agogo in Walking Street. WTF again! That is the next place I hate after Palace. At XS, they have so many servers who are constantly watching and clocking you. But this time, I want to see Sandy so I tell her I am going to XS tonight. I go there early during Happy Hour when it is mainly devoid of customers. She seems surprised when she sees me. I knew it. She knew that someone was coming. She just didn't know who. Like I said before, I'm just one of her "guys". I buy her three lady drinks and leave. The bill came to 695 Baht, 95 Baht for my Happy Hour drink and 600 Baht for her three drinks. I hate it. 600 Baht is like three good breakfasts for me. Sandy doesn't look too happy when I leave. I know. She wants 28 drinks, or somewhere in that range.

I text Sandy the next day. Of course, she does not reply. 695 Baht is nothing in XS. Ok, I give up. I'm not going to text her again. It's Mission Impossible.

To be continued.

[ElMexicant]

Stepped into Indenti Club (sounds like identity) straight from a beach day. Flip flops and shorts is what they got. It's Songkran. Said Hello to Pikachu in front of the door. Photo op. Saw an old memory from COVID. Didn't know she was a model. Still not sure what the hell she has tatted on her waistline. She told me back then. Forgot. A butterfly? She said "no butter fry. " A bird? Close. It's a fairy! Got the LINE and added her to my Big Black Book for a later appointment. Said NO to higher prices. 555.

BTW: Freaking A+. Khing from one of my previous posts works here too. Go get her Ex Ex El.

[EverythingThai]

It is kind of like when you go into a store to buy something. The salesperson always says what a great choice it is. I always tell them you say that about everything. Please point out something that would be a shitty choice. No salesperson has yet to point out anything shitty.

A wingman advised me years ago there was no need in dressing up for hookers. Some punters also want to get fancy hotel rooms for hookers. A wise BM pointed out yesterday:

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No hooker ever later bragged to her friends how dressed up the dude that paid her for sex or bought her a bunch of lady drinks was.

I get the reasoning on this but I don't agree with it. Some people enjoy mongering in a different way. Doing all these quick short times is fine and I enjoy them too. But some of the guys, including myself, sometimes enjoy doing long time sessions, that often include grabbing some food or a few drinks. What Pattaya working girl wants to go to a shit hole restaurant or be with a guy with poor hygiene or bad clothes or someone who is unkept. They don't. By dressing nice, speaking some Thai, going somewhere decent to eat and staying in a decent hotel, will almost ensure you to have a much better experience with any Thai girl in Pattaya. Goats also thinks the same I believe as he has just posted something similar to this in one of the massage sections. Don't forget not to behave like a total degenerate either. Don't treat the girls like pieces of meat.

This is for sure one of the reason why I have good luck going with the flow with these girls.

[EverythingThai]

My impression is that doable freelancers on Walking Street are expensive.

The girls I was referring to are going to places like Insomnia and their prices are in line with what the girls charge on Thai Friendly in Pattaya. Last time I was charged 3500 LT from a girl in Insomnia and on another occasion, 2000ST. Give or take 500-1000 Baht either way, it's the same as TF.

[EverythingThai]

How would you know?

"How would I know?

Simple. I know because I'm actually out there doing it, not sitting behind a keyboard guessing. See you at Boofies. The line up has seen better days, but a quick photo op and then on to Toy Box and Mods bar.

[EverythingThai]

Online allows paying, or dating, males to filter out mothers, ladyboys, oldies, uglies and short-arses -- without embarrassing questioning in public. Being a Thai speaker and writer gives me an advantage too. Quickly get on to a private, WhatsApp video call and negotiate the deal (or date). Single-mother bars and lady drinks always were a waste of time and money. Everything will go online eventually.

Yes this is very true. Some of the guys in Pattaya are very happy to monger this way. I always mix it up and do both. Go to bars and when I'm lazy, I use TF. Love Pattaya. TF was made for Pattaya.

[Trevor2522]

I guess because you can go on Thai friendly for 5 minutes and within 30 minutes have a girl at your doorstep ready to go.

Online allows paying, or dating, males to filter out mothers, ladyboys, oldies, uglies and short-arses -- without embarrassing questioning in public. Being a Thai speaker and writer gives me an advantage too. Quickly get on to a private, WhatsApp video call and negotiate the deal (or date). Single-mother bars and lady drinks always were a waste of time and money. Everything will go online eventually.

[ElMexicant]

This will be a strange request.

My wife and I are looking to explore and experiment.

Is there any place the Thailand seniors would recommend, where I can go with my wife to watch a good sex show or adult show?

Possibly a couples massage with extras for us both.

Walking Street, Ping Pong and Ding Dong Show, since they moved some of the Boyz in the Town clubs to the beginning of WS. Feel free to Explore, unless you live here. 555.

[ElMexicant]

Baccarat last night. Girls were uninspiring.

Is the Special on Walk Street before 9,pm a thing of the past. I'm not getting the 55 cola price anymore.

Baccarat Cola last night was 95 baht at845 pm.

I don't think Baccara ever had drink special besides draft beer. Has gone downhill post COVID and after the boss's death. Now Jilian doesn't have a fav hang out any more. Just before COVID shutdown, the 2nd floor with the midge girls was still open. It was just me and one other customer and about 20 or so girls on the second floor, close to midnight. I barfined 2 willing and able lipsticks les dancers under 155 cms. It would be the LAST and FINAL night Baccara 2nd would ever open again. Me so glad I made Baccara Pattaya history with a 3 some. Of note, there is still 2 ex-Rainbow of the 2nd kind girls still working at Pattaya Baccara. They be lying about their ages. Forever 21. Don't tell the OG door guy he gained weight. He gets mad. Not at me though. I gave him 1 K during COVID when I saw the chubster selling hot dogs on Boo Cow in front a closed gold shop. So nice I am. 555.

[ElMexicant]

For my taste walking street offered little. I was taken to bar next to walking street, maybe bamboo bar and told freelancers 1000 baht and no barfine, no 10's there but was crowded and fun.

The other night took a detour home from the center of the Universe. Took me "a break" outside a bar on one of the sois leading to 3rd. A pretty hot girl was leaving from the bar. She gave me the eye. I said "Hi. " Asked for her LINE and she replied with "Where you go now?" Not 10 but 8 ish or so and was a "fire show girl" for the bar. Paid 1 G for some very raunchy action that would go beyond the limits of PSE. In the room she was like,"give me a break, give me break. " All I can think of was that Kit Kat Song. Fun times for cheap, 555. Researched her bar later and saw it was 95% funky looking girls. Lucky me. Gems are everywhere. Right place at the right time. LOL.

[Luis2]

Also meet beautiful 35 year old on last night, small bar near flipper house. Good english, claimed had all papers to travel and previous old english boyfriend that lost contact. Wish I had more time with her. Dissappointed in windmill ladies, I went early but most younger girls seemed to suck at dancing skills most everywhere when working clubs. For my taste walking street offered little. I was taken to bar next to walking street, maybe bamboo bar and told freelancers 1000 baht and no barfine, no 10's there but was crowded and fun.

[Turgid]

Who would go to Pattaya just to spend time on a dating app? You can do that anywhere in the world........

You can go on a dating app in the States but will be likely to get a self entitled blob who's first words to you would be what can you do for her, whereas in Thailand you can get a slim babe ready to please you for a reasonable price.

[Luis2]

Enjoyed a mid 40's thaifriendly lady (Gail), not a 20 year old model but fun, smart, great tourguide, good in sack, just overall great lady. Many pretty ladies in pattaya. Good cheap massage offering most anything. I was suprised number of ladyboys and difficulty spotting some. I'm told many, nice and fun but not my cup of tea.