General Reports

[Rajnath]

I have an ingrown pube about an inch above my dick. Of course it had to happen right around when I am flying to Thailand. Fuck my life.

The scab fell off recently. It does not look nice. I was thinking of slapping a waterproof bandaid on it before heading for massages / bars.

Is the bandaid going to scare the chicks? I can already imagine the worried looks on their faces wondering what kind of disease I am carrying.

Any suggestions for what to do?

How about preemptively informing the lady before massage / barfining? It will be an odd conversation and many might refuse but it could avoid no / subpar service later.

Oh and again, fuck my life.

[Newton York]

Hopefully, the current stock market downturn is a blip, and things will get back to normal soon.

If not, Pattaya will get very quiet this summer.

Not even our SubCmdr is talking about his stock market winnings lately. And I shudder to think of the day traders in Pattaya.

I got a feeling this is more than a blip. Even with the covid crash, the market recovered within 2 months to all time highs. This time around, I think we're in it for the long haul, with the added bonus of a multi-year long recession to boot. There goes my brokerage account. I'm so deep in the red, I might as well join the Pattaya Flying Club, but I can't afford to fly to Thailand! Ha! Christ on a stick, my life sucks.

But why would Pattaya get quiet because of a protracted stock market crash? Most farang expat types live off of sources of income that's not entirely stock market based as far as I know, at least that's what they brag about. Some fucking bar they own with their Thai chick. Some piece of real estate they have back in their home country. Or dividends from their REITS. *sigh* You guys living the good life in Thailand, you got no clue how lucky you are. You're blessed, and not by some shitty god either. By Lucifer Himself. Blessed Be His Kind Presence, and pray that he'll take my soul in exchange for riches. Riches baby!

[SubCmdr]

Not even our SubCmdr is talking about his stock market winnings lately.

At the risk of repeating myself endlessly, I find that when I am living rent free in the minds of others it is more like an obsession for them, but pretty much irrelevant to me. Until I see my name constantly been referred to in the posts of others. Often in a not flattering manner.

This is why you have not heard about my stock market winnings:

Money is not a problem for me and my crew. We have multiple income sources. The stock market going down is an unfortunate but cyclical action over time. Unless your are funding you day to day expenses using dividends paying stocks, those dividends being cut is the only way the current decline in the economy of the DisUnited States of America can effect ANY individual holding stocks. The real effect is purely psychological. It is call the WEALTH effect. You see you have less wealth so you feel like you need to spend less money. Personally I have never let the up and downs of the stock market affect my day to day expenses. Me and my crew have lost some money. But we all have war chests of cash in reserve and are currently hunting for bargains.

The members of my crew who followed my lead and took profits in December of 2024 and January of 2025 are sitting pretty like me. I just looked at some reports about my portfolio and the numbers are EYE POPPING!

I remember reading a post from someone was trying to clown me over my trading results. They said they made over four hundred percent on their stock portfolio. I wonder if they also use Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds on Bar Girls as part of their investment strategy in order to get investment ideas. I hear investing in Face Sitting Technology (FST) was better than AI. Hope they took profits. ROTFLMAO!.

[Explorer8939]

Hopefully, the current stock market downturn is a blip, and things will get back to normal soon.

If not, Pattaya will get very quiet this summer.

Not even our SubCmdr is talking about his stock market winnings lately. And I shudder to think of the day traders in Pattaya.

[SubCmdr]

The Indians and Chinese are definitely not impacted by the stock market, but they account for very little of the bargirl business.

Uncertain as to why you are focused on the Stock Market. Investing in the Stock Market give you assets. The idea is for them to increase in value. But if you want to realize your gains you have to sell therefore creating a taxable event. This is pretty basic stuff.

People live on cash flow not assets. So even if you own a bunch of dividend paying stocks even if the prices to down it does not really affect your cash flow unless the companies you own cut dividends.

What counts for us is the bargirl customer base. Too many customers and prices go up. Too few, and the bargirls go home.

I don't believe that is true. Bars do not lower the amounts punters must pay for Bar Fines in low season. The reasons Bar girls leave are many. They are on contracts. They often return home for a moment in between contracts. It is not ALWAYS because they find a sponsor as I have read posted in other threads. Sometimes they return home to take care of family members. That happened to a favorite bar girl of mine that worked on Soi 6 and would visit me after hours. She would spend 2 - 3 hours demanding that I give her multiple orgasams. Just had her a couple of days ago. She came back for a customer and hit me up since she was in town. We rekindled our love. Mine for her pussy and mouth. Hers for my YOU ALL KNOW WHAT and the few Baht that I give her.

The decrease in the Stock Market is having ZERO effect on my overall cash flow and only a little affect on my overall NET WORTH. As I have long ago pulled my original investment out plus enough profits to purchase gold and a new motorbike. I'm playing with house money.

Soon, I will be able to ask: Shorty wanna ride wit me?

[LittleBigMan]

To each his own to stay in market!

I've been using the 70 line years before I even turn 70! Today it is far right if you don't meet the age requirement then take some acting class or use your imagination. Years back when I realized I wasn't being called handsome man just papa I figure better take advantage of it. I developed a mean back and hip problem along with signs of Parkinson's. When traveling my brother accompany me majority of time my excuse I don't like to use wheelchair since sitting long priors makes my back and hip worse. I mainly use Eva, my seat selection is usually 52, priority boarding is last means your overhead space might be gone. I play it up as First is boarding never fails with the wheelchairs group.

You use this method you have to act till the end, returning a number of times got the golf cart hitch a ride since Eva always seem like miles away. Maybe cause I look That never been stop at immigration Eva even tag all my bags Priority so it comes out with the first class.
Just as COVID was near over Eva hadn't started up service I use Philippines Airline never again one segment they didn't have a gate had to get to plan on a bus, I was hip hopping that a young lady took the time to take my handcarry to the bus as I navigated the stairs.

I use it so much it is a habit I want to cross beach road or second I cross with the bad hip talking to myself the world seem to stop for papa.

[Newton York]

Listen to this random guy on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrNDJ-l8aUw.

Everybody's retirement, savings and 401 k's tanking is good thing! Just make sure you somehow have enough dry powder to buy in during this crash, and recession. I'm outta cash and planning my future food intake to be around cans of tuna. But if a market crash helps people, then who am I to argue? I give up on NVDA *sigh* FML

[Explorer8939]

The US stock market is diving again. If the DOW goes below 40,000, we are hosed, and Pattaya will get very quiet.

[Nyezhov]

I've used this fast track at least a dozen times. Works like a charm. No questions at all.

SW.

Yeah it's not like it's ever been a big secret, considering there's a sign up that says Fast Track with details.

[SirWilliam4]

So here are the full details: Yes, there is a fast lane for seniors at Suvarnabhumi Airport, but it's not officially published and not guaranteed.

Here's how it works, simply:

If you're 70 years old or above, immigration officers will usually let you use the priority / fast-track lane.

Sometimes even 60+ can get through if you ask nicely.

You don't need to book anything just ask airport staff or immigration officers if there's a senior fast lane.

If you look visibly older or walk slowly, they often just wave you into the fast lane.

If you request a wheelchair, you'll automatically go through the fast track.

So: no official sign, but yes, seniors can usually get fast-tracked just by asking.

I've used this fast track at least a dozen times. Works like a charm. No questions at all.

SW.

[EihTooms]

Try a cane, pained look, and a Thai girl helping you LOL. I did that at DMK.

I can usually easily manage the pained look part of it after traveling with a Thai girl. But now I have to pack a telescopic cane? Maybe I'll buy her a nurse's uniform. Every few minutes saved in those later years matters. LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

Does your 25 year old wife or girlfriend get to Fast-Track through too? If not, then you're still not getting out of that airport any sooner than she will.

Of course you go to the same line if you are together. Last time I went through the Thai line with mine and there was only 1 person ahead of us. We went to the counter together. They processed her then they processed me. It was a couples' trip so my boy did likewise with his girl.

[Nyezhov]

Does your 25 year old wife or girlfriend get to Fast-Track through too? If not, then you're still not getting out of that airport any sooner than she will.

Try a cane, pained look, and a Thai girl helping you LOL. I did that at DMK.

[EihTooms]

So here are the full details: Yes, there is a fast lane for seniors at Suvarnabhumi Airport, but it's not officially published and not guaranteed.

Here's how it works, simply:

If you're 70 years old or above, immigration officers will usually let you use the priority / fast-track lane.

Sometimes even 60+ can get through if you ask nicely.

You don't need to book anything just ask airport staff or immigration officers if there's a senior fast lane.

If you look visibly older or walk slowly, they often just wave you into the fast lane.

If you request a wheelchair, you'll automatically go through the fast track.

So: no official sign, but yes, seniors can usually get fast-tracked just by asking.

Does your 25 year old wife or girlfriend get to Fast-Track through too? If not, then you're still not getting out of that airport any sooner than she will.

[SubCmdr]

How many times have you used the Fast Track yourself LOL.

Have you used it Nyezhov? If so, does it work as EveryThing Thai has laid out? In other words can you give us additional factual information about the Fast Track from your personal experience?