Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Being realistic is the most important if you are going to post reports in the Pattaya section or any section on ISG. For pricing in Pattaya, if every monger budgets 2000 Baht per girl for a short time encounter, they will be safe. Some ladies will charge a little more or less depending on the venue, the location and type of girl, freelancer or bar girl and the type of service you want. But budgeting 2000 Baht is a safe bet. Some days you will pay a little more and other days a little less. It will all even out in the end.

I can agree as long as one stays away from the gogo bars 2000 baht should get it done in most cases.

You both be bullshitting!

Thai Friendly, Beach Road, Massage Places - 1000 - 1250; Gentleman's Clubs - 2000 - 5000; Agogos - 5000 - 10,000; Venues where blow jobs are priced as a separate service 500 -1000.

But what do I know, I am a NEWBIE.

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

Fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy!

Statement about the price police

If they see someone having fun and spending money, they get jealous and attack them as a member of the price police.

Price police performing a raid

I agree with UglyAzzman that you can't pull real stunners for these prices that you are quoting. Not even half stunners.

Your honor, I request that you issue a warrant for the arrest of ET Phone Home based on the above probable cause for violation of man law 101 in the first degree (talking shit about how another man spends his money). Along with the additional charge of hypocrisy in the first degree.

Dey be yelling and screaming but it's a tad bit late. Like Nate Dog and Warren G, The Cmdr had to regulate!

[ElMexicant]

So this movie is based on a Thai video game. Filmed in Thailand of course. Lucky ducky me got asked to play an "extra. " Look for the sleeves on the sleeveless guy. Revelations. It's only for a few seconds but oh well. My first step into "stardom. " Njoy the flick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-17tBEdfDIs

[Nyezhov]

You ever notice how some sages only speak from the shadows, preferably from a fan-cooled room in a low-rent corner of Cambodia, where roosters double as alarm clocks and WiFi is paid by the hour?

Enter Ben Newton.

He doesn't live in Thailand. He doesn't need to. His spirit hovers above Thermae every quarter, descending briefly in a blaze of cut-rate conquest and fried chicken. Then, poof, back to the slums, where he resumes his role as Forum Gatekeeper, correcting the boots-on-the-ground while sipping instant coffee and planning the next pilgrimage to the Land of Smiles (on layaway).

Is he trolling? Guiding? Rewriting ISG canon one outdated rate at a time?

Hard to say. But if you hear the screech of a tricycle, the hum of a broken fan, and a rant about "mongers paying too much," chances are Ben Newton's keyboard just lit up.

The legend lives, every 90 days, give or take a promo fare. Ha ha.

Disclaimer: This post is based on actual events, but names, locations, and details have been changed. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.

Even if everything you say is true, you're still a liar, plagiarist and scumbag.

[Nyezhov]

My first time going to Thailand and I was in the Bangkok forum asking questions. OTH was the first (and last) person on the site to tell me Read The Fucking Forum. These days guys take offense for being told that. Back then you just shut the hell up and started reading.

Yeah now you got a guy here that goes back, copies and paste and plagiarizes reports and then presented as his own work.

[Nyezhov]

If a certain someone wants to talk about "OG Vets" these two along with Fernando Alonso and Goats are the real ones. Not some call center scammer. I remember the forum in the days of Jackson. We had meet ups and everyone was really cool. I even hosted a meet up at T-Ded 99 about 10 years ago. It was great meeting many of the guys. Alas those days are over. These guys today on ISG don't have any understanding of the "Bro code". If they see someone having fun and spending money, they get jealous and attack them as a member of the price police. Then when the member they attack fights back, they spend hours searching online trying to match a photo up with one of the members reports so they can identify them and attack him further. The forum is not the same as before. Before it was a community of like minded individuals and now its just a place full of toxicity and meaningless and unrealistic reports that have no use for anyone reading them. Punjabi Refund, the DR Twat and Fuck off contribute absolutely nothing to ISG, while others use ISG as their personal therapy session. When some of us call them out, they just continue their BS. Alas.

You're a liar. You're a plagiarist, a phony and a liar. The only folks who believe your bullshit reports and advice are either brand new newbies to Thailand or pathetic nerds who have no idea what they're doing. This place used to be good, and then folks like you arrived.

[Oakie]

Spending far too much valuable time here.

But it's hard to leave on a good note, and wish why'all well! LOL.

It seems all's not well at your Official Review Committee Office where the Two Thai Tag Team Twats operate their ISG Poster Approval Ministry.

They claim they are friends, meet up with each other, and, more curiously, "do business together". It's actually becoming apparent just what "business" they do here. LOL.

I was, and still are, a happy camper enjoying like in my little puta pueblo, and hoped I was free of my dedicated fan / stalker. But alas is was not to be. Sudsy missed me so much, he brought me here with him when he first started dropping my name here. The rest is history.

Then his business associate chimed in to help him out, and when that bombed mightily, I got on the Official Revue Weekly Publication Deplorable List. Maintained by guess who?

My apologies to the good guys here who are not so authoritarian, or mistake Fantasy for Real Life, mistake anonymous posters for real friends, and can't even laugh about it. They must be sick of the shit, like they got sick of it in ISG's DR Forum.

But today it's hard to leave with 10 references to me on this page alone, by the Terrible Two!

Plus an invitation to send MrNothing a personal message. WTF? Maybe he want's a Sudsy "Truce"?

Posted by Sudsy, Post #188, DR Rants.

I am waiting for you to drop the beef. Let me have my say about Sosua and you can have your say. Then we both just leave it alone. But if you wish to continue, please go ahead.

I'll file that request in the same place where I file all Sudsy's face to face invitations and unsolicited DM's over the years, out in the ally with yesterday's fishbones.

Looks like I'm stuck here as long as there's business to be taken care of!

Peace to our happy brother mongers!

[EverythingThai]

So there I am, just minding my own business at a Bangkok gym or was it a Pattaya gym, or just an imaginary gym, trying not to judge the guy in Crocs doing curls in the squat rack, when suddenly he appears, our hero. Or so he says.

Apparently, this man has spotted a damsel in distress. Not just any damsel, mind you, but a sick one. A sick one who just so happens to be his "client. " That's right. She's paying him, to be inspirational? Motivational? Medicinal? We're still unclear.

But here's the kicker: between photoshopped soy sauce bottles and dreams of Tomorrowland turning into Love Land, this man found time, heroic time, to rescue her from gym doom. Bravo. Truly. If this girl ever stumbled across his "literary" work on public forums though? Security would probably escort her out for having the poor judgment to associate with a man who documents Thai massage scams, street snacks, and thermonuclear ego trips like it's gospel.

Bottom line? You want to help someone, that's great. We applaud that. But if it ends up as a paragraph in your next self-promoting novella. Maybe it wasn't charity, it was personal ego boost marketing.

Surprised you can sleep at night you freak.

[EverythingThai]

As usual, you understand exactly how things work ET, and I'm just back to half-mongering after a decade or "regular girls". I missed the meet, that would have been a great idea.

Also, wow did not know Jackson was gone, I was wondering. I was trying to reach out as I'm now "moderated" on the forum (that's new to me LOL).

Good to see some real ISG'ers are still standing.

He sold the forum. I do not know much more than that. Nice to see you back again my man.

[EverythingThai]

Even if everyhting you say is true, you ares till a liar and a plagiarist.

You ever notice how some sages only speak from the shadows, preferably from a fan-cooled room in a low-rent corner of Cambodia, where roosters double as alarm clocks and WiFi is paid by the hour?

Enter Ben Newton.

He doesn't live in Thailand. He doesn't need to. His spirit hovers above Thermae every quarter, descending briefly in a blaze of cut-rate conquest and fried chicken. Then, poof, back to the slums, where he resumes his role as Forum Gatekeeper, correcting the boots-on-the-ground while sipping instant coffee and planning the next pilgrimage to the Land of Smiles (on layaway).

Is he trolling? Guiding? Rewriting ISG canon one outdated rate at a time?

Hard to say. But if you hear the screech of a tricycle, the hum of a broken fan, and a rant about "mongers paying too much," chances are Ben Newton's keyboard just lit up.

The legend lives, every 90 days, give or take a promo fare. Ha ha.

Disclaimer: This post is based on actual events, but names, locations, and details have been changed. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.

[EverythingThai]

Hey Twat. Send me a DM after you finish your post so I can reply before yours get released from the moderation jail you are in. That way I can save time. I don't have all day you know.

[Mr Enternational]

I have met up with quite a few people from ISG from the notorious Giotto (mas has its own forum here) to quite some other prolific posters (MPLurker, Pita123) some true veterans like OTH, people here are from all colors of life.

My first time going to Thailand and I was in the Bangkok forum asking questions. OTH was the first (and last) person on the site to tell me Read The Fucking Forum. These days guys take offense for being told that. Back then you just shut the hell up and started reading.

[Mr Enternational]

But Giotto resort real nice place on Soi 33, good food and nice rooms. I had time to drop my stuff off head across to Nana Plaza, with an hour or so left on the clock before closing if I strike out I head to the Nana Hotel disco main level " Was it called Angels " then it was a great FL pick up place.

G's place was expensive too. Made me get right back down to Soi 4 where I belonged! Right with the Nana car park and Angels freelance chicks since I was staying in Nana Hotel.

[EverythingThai]

Let me get this straight Tomorrowland tickets now come with a backstage pass to every girl in Bangkok? That's rich. Look, this isn't a music festival fantasy thread. It's ISG. We trade in real, on-the-ground intel, not fairy dust and QR code seduction tactics.

So unless you're holding a receipt for results that matter, as in, actual bang-for-baht logistics, maybe let's keep the delusions in the tent. This forum runs on realistic info, not glow stick dreams.

I hate to quote the delusional freak but it's so ridiculous, he deserves to be called out.

So if some of your don't know, this is now a confirmed thing. I am 1000% sure anybody who will have tickets, especially VIP or tent packages, will be able to pretty much fuck any girl in Bangkok without rejection. Thailand is the first Asean country to be able to host this global event. If you don't know what Tomorrowland is, then ignore this. The girls will spot out fraudsters real quick. Learn to love Sia and Dua Lipa. Normally, I don't like to share insider tips, but these tickets resale well over their face value always. Buy early and hold onto them late. I've done this before where I flash my receipt confirmation and QR codes for the event and "promise" to take GG Bar girls with the golden pussy to the events. Strippers like to play and hustle, but some of us are oooh so much better at it than them. Revelations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3_EFWkP2RU (Video was a month old. It is now confirmed. 555).

"Punjabi Refund" has outdone himself this time. I wonder if he realizes that all of his content isn't worth more than a 10 Baht Pattaya Baht bus ride. This fucking idiot needs to retire before Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, Durga, Lakshmi, Saraswati, Krishna, Rama, Vishnu, and Ganesha snap their fingers and make this fucking loser disappear. Maybe they will just Biatch slap him into reality. Ha ha

Oh, so I wonder when he is coming to Thailand.


Next, Fuck off, the Dr Twat and maybe Better Call Marlo will come running to this idiots defense. It just shows how they are all just as delusional as him. Especially, the DR Twat who knows absolutely nothing about Thailand.

[NicFrenchy]

If a certain someone wants to talk about "OG Vets" these two along with Fernando Alonso and Goats are the real ones. Not some call center scammer. I remember the forum in the days of Jackson. We had meet ups and everyone was really cool. I even hosted a meet up at T-Ded 99 about 10 years ago. It was great meeting many of the guys. Alas those days are over. These guys today on ISG don't have any understanding of the "Bro code".

As usual, you understand exactly how things work ET, and I'm just back to half-mongering after a decade or "regular girls". I missed the meet, that would have been a great idea.

Also, wow did not know Jackson was gone, I was wondering. I was trying to reach out as I'm now "moderated" on the forum (that's new to me LOL).

Good to see some real ISG'ers are still standing.