Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

If you understand why security strikes first instead of calling the police.

You don't understand Thai Culture do ya.

Explain!

[Oakie]

So easy.

I say I have an apartment in DR. Then Sudsy has "multiple residences" there.

I say I got a local wifey in DR. Then Sudsy has 3.

I say I'd love to fuck Japanese girls in Japan. Then Sudsy says he's fucked lots of girls in Japan.

I called out the Fantasy vs Real Life in Pattaya with no "perspective". Sudsy suddenly finds the meaning of life on a 7/11 store room floor, and it moved him to tears. So much he never mentioned it again!

Below I accused the Twin Thai Tag Team Twats of being up each others butt! Now they are "at each others throat!" Pure theatre!

I ended the post wish (peace to happy mongers) to see if they bit! Yep, the laughs and ha ha ha ha's poured forth on cue!

I've been doing this with Sudsy for 10 years, and it works with his bum boy too!

Hilarious and fascinating!

[SubCmdr]

Hey professor, appreciate the Excel flex seriously. But if you're breaking down monger math like a Wall Street analyst, maybe you're not in the right line of work. I'm just out here offering a ballpark budget so people don't end up doing long division in the bar. Most of us are cool letting the averages handle themselves. If you're running a calculator while the girl's already showered, you're doing it wrong. Ha ha.

If I can fuck 2 times for what someone else pays for short time or five times for what someone else pays for short time I respectfully submit that you detail EXACTLY what I am doing wrong.

Hands up, this is a mother fucking Price Police Raid

Finally someone calls me E out on pricing besides me. You know the answer ET. His girls are Ugly. Nothing wrong with Ugly. Darn Cheap.

I agree with UglyAzzman that you can't pull real stunners for these prices that you are quoting. Not even half stunners.

Today, what girls go for 1000 Baht LT? Can you tell me where please?

You two have accused a man of lying on his dick.

So what if the girls are ugly? Not your time; Not your money; Not your dick; Not your call;.

Reality is neither of you actually know So while I am being read the riot act over the detailed language contained in the Bro code, at least I am not trying to do a Gorilla reach around and fling into everyones face about the appearance of prostitutes that others hire that NEITHER of you have seen.

[SubCmdr]

But let's not forget rule #1: If you start quoting movies and calling people "International Tricks," you've probably already said too much.

A man should not engage in self delusion. Like the mother fucks who are saying girls that have a day job are not prostitutes when the come at night and let them have access to their mouth pussy ass for a fee. GTF?

If you have left your country and you hiring a prostitute in another country then by definition of the King's English your are a INTERNATIONAL TRICK. The determinant on if you are a mother fucker or not is if the prostitute you hire has kids. ROFLMAO!

Period. Full Stop!

My name is SubCmdr, and I used Human Intelligence (HI) to write this message!

[SubCmdr]

Oh look it's mess boy again thinking about other people's dicks. Next time I beat off on a keyboard I'll post some pics for you So you can Make slurping noises.

I am concerned about my own dick.

But since once again you are going for you homophobic comments like Joakie and AllBitch just keep in mind that I'm not like them or you. I've never accused anyone of being a homosexual. But you outed yourself with all your talk about ladyboys. If you want I can pull up all of your posts about it. You post more about ladyboys than anyone else posting in this thread.

I know what you are doing. You are looking into the mirror and projecting. I don't care if you like to get on your knees and suck ladyboy dick.

Your time; Your money; Your mouth; Your call!

[NicFrenchy]

Your mother fucking OG Vet code is as simple as we do not talk about International Trickin outside of the circle we are international trickin in. No sharing of identifying information with others. Just like Fight Club.

I have missed so much. But please explain "nternational trickin" for me? I am not familiar with teenage vocabulary (I'm old). And as I was the first one to use the term "Bro code" in my post, I only meant that those who wanted to meet, met and exchanged first names, some shared full names, some more. But we are all adult men (real ones) and would never reveal anything personal about someone just because they don't agree with us in a forum full of keyboard warriors.

But once you trim the fat, there are genuinely great people here, that contribute and understand that they have to share in order to help the newbs the same way others helped them when they were researching.

[Explorer8939]

Evidently, not a lot of posters here are actually in Pattaya.

Because if they were, they would be commenting on the horrible traffic for Songkran.

Bolt is unavailable tonight, unless you want to pay for a special car.

I don't go out, but tonight, my inbound lady can't get a taxi.

[EverythingThai]

You mother fucker were not getting killed being code talkers in World War II. Get the fuck out here with that pure unadulterated male bovine excrement.

Your mother fucking OG Vet code is as simple as we do not talk about International Trickin outside of the circle we are international trickin in. No sharing of identifying information with others. Just like Fight Club.

Now that's the energy I came here for. Love the loyalty to the OG Vet code, whip started this OG vet shit anyways? Ha ha. Anyways, no faces, no names, no leaks. But let's be honest, half the dudes in here treat "Don't talk about it" like it's a group therapy challenge. You want Fight Club? Cool. But let's not forget rule #1: If you start quoting movies and calling people "International Tricks," you've probably already said too much.

[EverythingThai]

I dont give a fuck!

You did say that. But what did I say?

2000 THB a fuck on average right?

Let's say a international trick pays the following amounts to hire a prostitute: 2000,500, 2000,2000, 2000,5000, 2000 = 15500 Total over seven days. The average of the numbers is = 2,214.28571 THB. So your budget example of 14000 would leave our International Trick 1500 THB short. Would it not?

Like a blocked shot on a NBA reel, that was nasty. Don't put up weak shit. Don't you know by now I go hard in the mother fucking paint bro?

No mother fuck it does not!

I did the math for you. I have a background in statistical analysis from a top ten University in my country of origin. Numerical illiteracy is very common in my country of origin. Yours?

I do not assume that 1500 THB is no big deal

The way the mother fucks posting up in here talk about my flow, my stack, my trading and my buying gold, tells me they don't really have any money even if they do fly business class from Southern California in order to cheat on their wife to fuck prostitutes in Thailand.

Hey professor, appreciate the Excel flex — seriously. But if you're breaking down monger math like a Wall Street analyst, maybe you're not in the right line of work. I'm just out here offering a ballpark budget so people don't end up doing long division in the bar. Most of us are cool letting the averages handle themselves. If you're running a calculator while the girl's already showered, you're doing it wrong. Ha ha.

[Nyezhov]

Oh wait, your playbook is kinda of shit. Anyways:

Have you not heard of sarcasm you piece of shit. You rusty cunnnntttttt bucket. What would be good for me and the rest of the ISG community would be for you to crawl back in your mother's vagina and cook a little longer. Now run along you stupid fuck.

I may be all that but I'm not a liar, plagiarist and fabulist and as we see from your promise to go find the famous half Japanese girl, a bullshit artist too.

Everything about you is phony. OverpayThai. You are here for your own ego needs and add nothing new to the information set forward in this forum. You pretend to be a pioneer and expert, but you a just a low-life wannabe and a legend in your own mind.

[Nyezhov]

WHWMF got some electricity in his Cambodian Slum. He knew it wouldn't last long. So after beating off, he beat on his keyboard and sent off some quick messages in order blow of his frustration from not being a fuck a Thai Girl in Thailand.

Oh look it's mess boy again thinking about other people's dicks. Next time I beat off on a keyboard I'll post some pics for you So you can Make slurping noises.

[EverythingThai]

How can she look as hot as hell when all you see is a side view, no face?

Not half japanese either.

But hey give us a report as to how hot she is, since you're going to do a sight unseen. Make sure you invent lots of details and costs.

Oh wait, your playbook is kinda of shit. Anyways:

Have you not heard of sarcasm you piece of shit. You rusty cunnnntttttt bucket. What would be good for me and the rest of the ISG community would be for you to crawl back in your mother's vagina and cook a little longer. Now run along you stupid fuck.

[UglyAzzMan]

Unable to tolerate further provocation, one guard struck a tourist in the face, causing him to stagger and fall. The guards expressed regret for their lack of restraint, apologizing to the public while urging consideration of the tourists behavior.

Why are these so-called security personnel not calling the POLICE immediately?

You don't understand Thai Culture do ya.

[Mr Enternational]

Having said that, I do talk to a lot of these girls at the gym, but I am a regular there and they also are regulars, we just say Hello,/ goodbye or give each other a head-nod but it's just small talk. Even with that small talk, I get sideways looks from Thai guys.

In Bangkok you get sideways looks. In Pattaya you get thumbs up.

[NicFrenchy]

New never seen before girl at gym. Me stretching my adductors in the corner. She comes to my secluded spot. Lays out a mat. Begins all sorts of yoga stretching. Can see camel toe with her tights. Turned off the headphones and this girl was grunting and moaning. Somebody taking this serious.

In Thailand?? Wow, that is a first for me.

I am at the gym 4 times a week and while, yes, there are a LOT of girls in yoga pants and just a sports bra, I have never seen any of them approach a foreigner first, and being so overtly physically flirting. Why? Because other Thais would look down on them for doing so (in a world where "face" is everything).

Having said that, I do talk to a lot of these girls at the gym, but I am a regular there and they also are regulars, we just say Hello,/ goodbye or give each other a head-nod but it's just small talk. Even with that small talk, I get sideways looks from Thai guys.