Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Bunky]

Back from a 1 month stay. . . . BBFS was easy to get. . . . On Soi 6 had some killer sessions with great attitudes and fair prices. . . . Smile like a game show host and buy one lady drink. The ladies appear genuinely happy I wanted more than just a drink session. . . . Maggie Mays, Buzzin Bar on the opposite side, and a few others. (On Soi Chaiyapoon?) Why waste time here? . . . Some ladies are indeed drink only and not interested in boom-boom. . . . Too many YouTube creators.

Such an informative report! I especially like the advice to smile and have a positive attitude. Pattaya runs on customer service. If you're a sour faced tosser you start with two strikes against you.

[SubCmdr]

I guess you have never heard of sarcasm.

Nah, Bro. WHWMF is hold up in his Cambodian Slum. His only contact with the outside world is here in the RANTS thread. He is like Joakie in that sense. Raging on the internet about places he has never been and people he has never met.

ROTLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

In my former life I was a US government investigator.

Our dumb ass mother fuck fake ass criminal investigator is back.

You mother fuck never made a federal case. Never testified in front of a Grand Jury and received a true bill. Never testified in a federal trial. Never vested up, had your partner hit the door with the ram and was then first in with the Mossberg Pump, smooth on the right, ready to fight. So of course our Keystone Cop writes this:

Wow. That is hilarious. You know what they say- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I think all his Oakie posts are just smokescreens for his true feelings.

You came to this conclusion after performing your investigation, eh?

The one in which you reviewed the following:

The #1 fact:

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

The following evidence:

For Joakie to lie. Check the dates. I moved to the DR long before Joakie. He lies! Never said that. Joakie lies. If I did quote it. He has Dominican Prostitute he has wifed up.
Once again. Never said it. Joakie he lies. Joakie, never been to Thailand or Pattaya. Joakie lies.

What exactly has Joakie been doing for 10 years. Trolling!

Joakie has grown men calling him Tio (who he as watched fuck and shared pictures of their activities) in the Dominican Republic Section. Yet, has the nerve to talk his pure unadulterated male bovine excrement up in a country thread that he has never visited. Rest assured none of the mother fucks post up in here has ever seen my Big Black Dick like that very strange relationship that is going on over in the Dominican Republic between Tio and his Sobrino.

ROFLMAO

So, now you are both liars and both trolling. For what purpose?

Here is some investigation for you:

Phillip Marlow the fake criminal investigator has a sub 100 post count and 15 out of his last 16 posts are in the this Thread.

Now both you Fake Criminal Investigator and your new comic relief Joakie the Dominican Prostitute lover man can run along. Keep my handle out of your mother fucking post until you make a trip report proving that you have actually been to Thailand. Or you can keep trolling. Which is ok.

Because if either of you want to battle I am ready for war!

[Newton York]

Foreigners working in Thailand as tour guides? Maybe that's something I can do, something to think about. Maybe I can escape the 9 to 5 grind just yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifugKALKkCM

[UglyAzzMan]

Ten day Shiite Show is Over. Will be returning to Pattaya with Riveting Reports.

[UglyAzzMan]

Next to Joakie this is the stupidest mother fucker posting in the Thailand Threads.

What I have to see is how you know a prostitute is ugly solely based on the price she is charging?

How much do you pay AssUglyMan? Have you ever posted a picture of a prostitute that way all of us can judge your standards?

I have a challenge. Meet me anywhere in Pattaya and we will hit whatever venues you like and judge girls by appearance and see how much they are charging for Long Time and Short Time.

Gauntlet is down. Let see if you are real or are you just going to continue to talk your pure unadulterated male bovine excrement.

1,000 baht. Nuff said Bro. You even get them for 500.

Stand Proud Bro.

[Nyezhov]

Wow. That is hilarious. You know what they say- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

I think all his Oakie posts are just smokescreens for his true feelings.

Look at his relationship with OverpayThai. Totally homoerotic.

[Nyezhov]

Yep, no doubt about that. But why you worried about it posting from your Cambodian Slum?

I'm sure that you are familiar with slums. Interesting though, that even poverty and lack of education doesn't make this place a crime ridden hellhole like the Congo or Richmond, VA. Maybe that's necause folks here come from intact families and know who their Daddys are, or couuld be the far more civilized nature of Cambodians vis a vis ghetto Black Americans or Africans?

Yopu still seem to be ranting though. Are you OK? The meds kick in? When you were in jail in Richmond, did you get treatment for your mental illness?

[Philip Marlow]

So easy.

I say I have an apartment in DR. Then Sudsy has "multiple residences" there.

I say I got a local wifey in DR. Then Sudsy has 3.

I say I'd love to fuck Japanese girls in Japan. Then Sudsy says he's fucked lots of girls in Japan.

I called out the Fantasy vs Real Life in Pattaya with no "perspective". Sudsy suddenly finds the meaning of life on a 7/11 store room floor, and it moved him to tears. So much he never mentioned it again!

Below I accused the Twin Thai Tag Team Twats of being up each others butt! Now they are "at each others throat!" Pure theatre!

I ended the post wish (peace to happy mongers) to see if they bit! Yep, the laughs and ha ha ha ha's poured forth on cue!

I've been doing this with Sudsy for 10 years, and it works with his bum boy too!

Hilarious and fascinating!

Wow. That is hilarious. You know what they say- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

I think all his Oakie posts are just smokescreens for his true feelings.

[SubCmdr]

Evidently, not a lot of posters here are actually in Pattaya. Because if they were, they would be commenting on the horrible traffic for Songkran. Bolt is unavailable tonight, unless you want to pay for a special car. I don't go out, but tonight, my inbound lady can't get a taxi.

Bro, you not telling me nothing. I have stayed closed to home. At 0400 a motorbike taxi stopped by while I was waiting for my walking partner to join me for our walk. He told me that if I need a ride I better take it. As there is going to be low availability for Songkran. I stay close to home. Where I stay I can walk to most places without getting hit.

Only time I have was once. Massage girl got me on the Baht Bus on 2nd Ave. Was a good shot. Baht bus was moving. She hit me center of mass.

Respect!

Most of these mother fucks talk more than fuck. Spend WAY less time with boots on the ground than we do. We even have mother fucks posting up in here that have never stepped foot in Thailand. We and they know that.

[Werqweq]

It was just not the Thais. Even in the videos, you can see a couple of the foreigners sneaking in a shot here and there.

For some reason that sounds even more pathetic. Foreign morons getting of their barstool to kick another foreign moron who's down already. Where the hell is the joy in that.

[SubCmdr]

OG Vet Code. The ghetto hits ISG.

Yep, no doubt about that. But why you worried about it posting from your Cambodian Slum?

My peripheral vision is good. I have done this long enough to read the cues of others. Just the same as when I was in Tihar. It's almost the same environment. You learn to spot out the newbies, weak, snitches, prey, predators, and those who are OG Vets and those who claim.

[SubCmdr]

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

So easy.

For Joakie to lie.

I say I have an apartment in DR. Then Sudsy has "multiple residences" there.

Check the dates. I moved to the DR long before Joakie. He lies!

I say I got a local wifey in DR. Then Sudsy has 3.

Never said that. Joakie lies. If I did quote it. He has Dominican Prostitute he has wifed up.

I say I'd love to fuck Japanese girls in Japan. Then Sudsy says he's fucked lots of girls in Japan.

Once again. Never said it. Joakie he lies.

I called out the Fantasy vs Real Life in Pattaya with no "perspective". Sudsy suddenly finds the meaning of life on a 7/11 store room floor, and it moved him to tears. So much he never mentioned it again!

Joakie, never been to Thailand or Pattaya. Joakie lies.

I've been doing this with Sudsy for 10 years, and it works with his bum boy too!

What exactly has Joakie been doing for 10 years. Trolling!

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

Joakie has grown men calling him Tio (who he as watched fuck and shared pictures of their activities) in the Dominican Republic Section. Yet, has the nerve to talk his pure unadulterated male bovine excrement up in a country thread that he has never visited.

Rest assured none of the mother fucks post up in here has ever seen my Big Black Dick like that very strange relationship that is going on over in the Dominican Republic between Tio and his Sobrino.

ROFLMAO

[Turgid]

It was just not the Thais. Even in the videos, you can see a couple of the foreigners sneaking in a shot here and there. You challenge the entire Soi, you can expect it to be a multinational ass kicking. Clearly a stern warning to those who decide to take on everybody. No Indian bros representing though. Not even an eye poke. Sad times we live in.

"Matters escalated when the disruptive foreigner began challenging people to a Muay Thai fight, further taunting the guards and patrons. It was at this point that one of the bouncers lost patience and delivered a single punch to the man's face, knocking him off his feet. Bystanders, both Thai nationals and other foreigners, then joined in, delivering additional blows as the man lay stunned on the ground. ".

https://aseannow.com/topic/1357839-f...n-viral-brawl/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE96VAc_RgQ

[Oakie]

There's really no such thing as a bro code. I mean come on guys. If your best friends hot wife came on to you, you wouldn't think twice about fucking her. Heck, if your brother had a hot wife, and she came on to you, you'd fuck her. Bro code? Jeeze.

And in context of hobbying, having a code is just kinda ridiculous. To each his own, and if you get to that pussy first then so be it. We're paying the chicks after all. Man, you guys are weird.

Girls are good liars!

Mongers are bad liars!