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[Werqweq]

Is Plant Smoke really Offshore Swell? Asking for a linguistics annalist.

Can't believe anyone could possibly think that. The man who discovered Grab Feel, and somebody who starts ever post by saying his name, even though every post already shows that automatically?

[Safado70]

Is Plant Smoke really Offshore Swell? Asking for a linguistics annalist.

I don't think so. OS's post were much easier to read.

[GentileBear]

Is Plant Smoke really Offshore Swell? Asking for a linguistics annalist.

[Plant Smoke]

Cancel I just came back from terminal 5. There is nothing complex there at all. [Deleted by Admin]
Its a cavernous venue with tons of wasted space. 80% of the seating is not used. At least on a Tuesday night. I was disappointed in the quality of the girls; I had two beers and left.

The lighting is terrific though. Don't take a girl here without getting a look at her behind!

I sat there pickin daisies with a beer in front of both sofas. (pickin daisies is deep thinking "well her nose is flat and wide, but she has a rack). They would definitely remember me if I came back.

Tomorrow, so you go to terminal 5 every other day with a different shirt on.

There is absolutely no value in having mamasan help you. Mamasans job I'm convinced is to shine her light on ther ugliest girl in the joint to pawn off on you.

I'm off this great big boulevard gajah mada indo-style street hookers in about a half-hour, make somethin out of nothin on this Tuesday night.

[Plant Smoke]

Initial report:

I spaced out and forgot to apply for an EVisa, which meant I had to stand in the deadly Visa on Arrival line. The wait was long, the actual processing was fast, and the cost was $35.

While I was in line, I completed my customs form online (at the end you get a QR code), and set up an Indonesian Grab account.

I didn't get a SIM card, so I used the airport WiFi to get a Grab taxi into town (less than 300 K).

Classic Hotel has a fancy ground floor, but the rooms are not so fancy. The WiFi is spotty.

The first night, I plan to rest up. The report on the 365 K ladies will come later.

You know if you put in your post the name of a hotel, you really should put the price in. Why? Because your purpose for posting would be so the reader doesn't have to.

Get on the internet right?

Staff at the counter classic are willing right now at the moment to give you a deluxe room for 618 k. This room has enough room, that they put two shortened couches in the room.

The breakfast buffet means you are getting a 30-35 (sq. Meter or whatever the agoda units are?) for about 30 $ a night. The breakfast buffet is more than you could ever imagine.

Orange juice and you heard this right guava juice that is heavenly. The coffee is drip and similarly outstanding. There you go! Eyewitness account!

Ok now you help me?

1. Where can I find pay as you go fitness? Gaja Mada street? How about going over to Redtop? And asking saying you will pay them money to use their gym?

2. If you exchange Whatsapp with classic girl I am thinking chances she would come to your classic hotel room without some sort of "classic bar fine" to be not doable?

Any answers?

3. I want to dress a hooker up in a sexy french maid outfit. I suppose I could motor over to gaja mada / hayam wuruk and pick up a street hooker (that area is pretty prolific with streethookers I think).

At 10 pm at night. Anybody know of any other locations near classic (not lokisari, I got gassed over there) to pick up a freelancer?

[Plant Smoke]

What are you talkin about? You don't have to make up excuses "I just got back" . Just ignore them. There is no 5 minute rule to drink your beer, you paid a blue 50, take your sweet ass time to drink.

If you have problems sticking up for yourself go drink your beer over by the pool tables.

You don't even need a mamasan until the very end. Pick your girl directly off the sofa, where the lighting is the best. At the tables the light shines directly at the center of the table.

That means if you ask or involuntarily receive a line-up on the periphary of the table you won't be able to see the girl well. The chairs are bolted to the ground like they are expecting a meth-head visitor.

MY FIRST VISIT TO CLASSIC:

On this thread I've never seen an introductory lay-out / description of terminal two. Correct me if I'm wrong? As soon as you enter and turn left the sofas are on the NEAR WALL and do not curl around because the pool tables are there and eventually the bar.

As soon as you turn right you have the sofas on the NEAR WALL, but they curl around and take up part of the back wall until the cashier cage?

When I went at 6 pm I was confused by girl wearing bunny ears. Was she available?

So my question? The girls that are dancers that are either pricier or completely off limits to take to room. How do you know if she is not available, a dancer? Differeenty uniform?

Addition:

Sorry I think everyone on this thread has thick skin. Your post for me was the most difficult I have ever read. "Big number girls and girls that just sit. " I have no idea what you are talking about.

First of all You must have been bringing images of Thailand into your post, because I am unaware of girls in Classic wearing numbers.

You were right there are two different kinds of woman there. There are the ones that sit for long periods of time; and there are the "roamers".

If you saw the carpet in the daytime / with light you would see a well-worn trail that leads to ther womans bathroom. These girls that roam around, I would venture to say, spend more of their time.

Walking around on their shift than sitting. They can and frequently are the hotties. You can act like you are drinking your beer near the pool tables / bathrooms and follow the hottie when she comes out of the bathroom to find where she sits if she ever does. Or I suppose you can just grab / select these girls while they are on the move?

[Plant Smoke]

Well so I believe that I had the layout of terminal 2 correct? It is basically circular, well square, with sofas against the walls. There are no nooks and crannies where you would.

Miss a sofa of girls.

So who is going to step up to the plate here and tell me the orientation of the sofas / girls in terminal 5? From the posts I've read, there are nooks and crannies in terminal 5.

It seems possible that you would visit terminal 5 and afterwards, after being told, you would say, "I must have missed that sofa"?

Got 24 hours to reply or ill go there and do the heavy lifting. Why is it important? Because no one on this thread thought of to post a description / layout of the sofas on terminal 2.

I spent 10 minutes in a panic walking in "cold'. I told myself "relax grab a beer, youll figure it out".

If you are going to contribute do it the right way. Start from the entrance door, describe what you see if you turn right, desribe what you see if you turn left. Desribe if and when the sofas end on the back wall. Obviously you would figure it out eventually if you are NOT RETARDED, but that is not my point. A brief on the joint would be helpful.

[Raycx5]

Is Classic Karaoke the full name for Classic? Confirming as it will be my first time in Jakarta later this week. Thank you!

[GCNovice]

So, are Classic girls 365 K or 465 K?

Is a tip for the mamasan included, or is it extra?

My bad on this, I mistyped a 4 instead of a 3 when I asked about prices many post ago. I recall it being around 350 K back in 2019, odd that prices haven't raised that much, but good for us. I guess. I never tip the mama.

[Plant Smoke]

There seem to be big number girls and then girls that just sit. I made the mistake of getting wifed up a bit in 2 when I was there. Really great girl, but she somehow found me whenever I came by, so didn't get a ton of action variety wise in 2, she was awesome and hot so w,e. Either way, saw a tiny girl to mix shit up and I was her first and she'd been there 5+ hours, she was brand new and shy so maybe that didn't help, also wearing street cloths (somewhat sexy but just shorts) since she hadn't been there long enough to afford other outfits. The young girls with really slutty outfits seemed to be in and out of the rooms, the less put together but still cute not so much. They were equally attractive, but the slutty outfit girls definitely had the selling down, I mean I was looking at them before the brand new village girls because their asses were hanging out, but the two less popular more shy looking girls I took I liked way more then the hot girls in slutty outfits. They also were REALLY happy with 100 or 200 (BBFS).

There really has been enough said about Classic, so my only advice for your first time would be to see if you can chill for 10 minutes before getting inundated by MMS, if you order a drink they'll give you five minutes, but then just take one they offer you, do that for an hour. When you come back they'll leave you alone to chill if you say you just got back, this gives prime people watching time. Chill for 30 or 40 minutes and you can see how thing operate and it's fun to watch anyway, have a drink then find the girl you really like.

What are you talkin about? You don't have to make up excuses "I just got back" . Just ignore them. There is no 5 minute rule to drink your beer, you paid a blue 50, take your sweet ass time to drink.

If you have problems sticking up for yourself go drink your beer over by the pool tables.

You don't even need a mamasan until the very end. Pick your girl directly off the sofa, where the lighting is the best. At the tables the light shines directly at the center of the table.

That means if you ask or involuntarily receive a line-up on the periphary of the table you won't be able to see the girl well. The chairs are bolted to the ground like they are expecting a meth-head visitor.

MY FIRST VISIT TO CLASSIC:

On this thread I've never seen an introductory lay-out / description of terminal two. Correct me if I'm wrong? As soon as you enter and turn left the sofas are on the NEAR WALL and do not curl around because the pool tables are there and eventually the bar.

As soon as you turn right you have the sofas on the NEAR WALL, but they curl around and take up part of the back wall until the cashier cage?

When I went at 6 pm I was confused by girl wearing bunny ears. Was she available?

So my question? The girls that are dancers that are either pricier or completely off limits to take to room. How do you know if she is not available, a dancer? Differeenty uniform?

[Plant Smoke]

Could you look on YouTube how to right click and get lunk or any shop name share link near these.

It really helps clickable Link.

DUDE COME ON. This post of mine had nothing but straight hard facts. If you wanta go then punch the location into google maps yourself. There is no fucking poetry.

In my posts ever; in fact I am in the midst of changing my user name to anti-poetry.

Besides I have been crushed by the secret hate that every indonesian has for bule. They lied at hotel; told me they would not mosquito fog with their.

Industrial fog gun, that if you hold it you look like tony Montana. Yesterday they fogged again, against my very stern requests that they do not. I am crushed now.

I have developed impotence while staying at hotel bercause of the pesticides and am at a very down time in my life now. A life that includes ASAP getting a industrial hygenist in hotel.

(with a court order) going to a Jakarta urologist because if you are not injured you don't have personal injury.

Insteasd of complaining about not having a google map link, you should complement me on breaking up the monotany of all-classic talk!

[Bacchuss]

Hey fellas,

Any input in how or where get pro bbj CIM Thailand style?

This is the thing I've seen girls lacking off.

Tried like 50 girls on classic only a couple did it more or less right but not my type and one just gagged after and run to spit in the shower.

Definitely missing this!

Art of The Blow (Kelapa Gading) provide that. Last year it was 245 K BJ 1/2 h, 265 K Massage BJ 1 h; 405 K Double jakpot.

I havn't go here this year, but I will do.

[Rocketeer666]

Hey fellas,

Any input in how or where get pro bbj CIM Thailand style?

This is the thing I've seen girls lacking off.

Tried like 50 girls on classic only a couple did it more or less right but not my type and one just gagged after and run to spit in the shower.

Definitely missing this!

[XorumFan]

As I mentioned before, of the 365 k IDR, 20 k goes to the mamasan, 100 k goes to the girl. Of the 500 k IDR, 40 k goes to the mamasan, 90 k goes to each girl.

One of the girls I talked with said she did 9-10 a night. I suspect that's on the high end, but I did see one girl I know going downstairs with us as I started a session and after we ended our session and headed upstairs, I saw that same girl coming in again with a different guy. I think most of them aren't pulling those kinds of numbers but the outgoing, popular ones might be.

Some of the girls start early at right when it opens. Others come in over the next few hours. They potentially work 10+ hour shifts and that's why so many of them are sleeping on the couches as the night winds down.

This info is just from talking and asking, so take it with a grain of salt.

There seem to be big number girls and then girls that just sit. I made the mistake of getting wifed up a bit in 2 when I was there. Really great girl, but she somehow found me whenever I came by, so didn't get a ton of action variety wise in 2, she was awesome and hot so w,e. Either way, saw a tiny girl to mix shit up and I was her first and she'd been there 5+ hours, she was brand new and shy so maybe that didn't help, also wearing street cloths (somewhat sexy but just shorts) since she hadn't been there long enough to afford other outfits. The young girls with really slutty outfits seemed to be in and out of the rooms, the less put together but still cute not so much. They were equally attractive, but the slutty outfit girls definitely had the selling down, I mean I was looking at them before the brand new village girls because their asses were hanging out, but the two less popular more shy looking girls I took I liked way more then the hot girls in slutty outfits. They also were REALLY happy with 100 or 200 (BBFS).

There really has been enough said about Classic, so my only advice for your first time would be to see if you can chill for 10 minutes before getting inundated by MMS, if you order a drink they'll give you five minutes, but then just take one they offer you, do that for an hour. When you come back they'll leave you alone to chill if you say you just got back, this gives prime people watching time. Chill for 30 or 40 minutes and you can see how thing operate and it's fun to watch anyway, have a drink then find the girl you really like.

[Joe2422]

Normally these type of job-adds also take into account the expected, true or imagined, tips in order to inflate their estimated salary range and attract staff. Not sure how much the locals tip, or if it's enough to screw the average number of customers per day though.

If a girl at Classic gets 100 k out of the 365 k paid to the shop, that makes me think 100 k for good service at that place is a more than generous tip, and even 50 k is decent too.

A "friend" from the Classic either told me nothing at all or 50 K in the rarest cases 100 K.