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[Offshore Swell]

Okay I am Sorry.

She Busted Me. You can see the look on her eyes.

Grand Indonesia Mall's mid level eatery:

It's Just that I miss Offshore Swells posts. And so does she!

Sorry dude's but OS don't post no more. Admin determined that OS contributions were "unnecessary drama" just too many times.

[GentileBear]

Okay I am Sorry.

She Busted Me. You can see the look on her eyes.

Grand Indonesia Mall's mid level eatery:

It's Just that I miss Offshore Swells posts. And so does she!

[Safado70]

Grab Feel is an upgraded service of transportation where the driver (female) allows you to feel her up during the ride. So in essence you get GFE. A real girl friend experience during your journey. Lots written by Offshore Swell about this boutique service many pages back.

Guys, please don't bring this nonsense up again. The world is full of idiots and some of them might read this forum and believe this joke.

[Gabacho]

Grab Feel is an upgraded service of transportation where the driver (female) allows you to feel her up during the ride. So in essence you get GFE. A real girl friend experience during your journey. Lots written by Offshore Swell about this boutique service many pages back.

It was debunked.

Offshore Swell himself later posted that he had made up Grab Feel as a joke but then gullible members believed it was true. LIH69 also debunked it as well. No multinational corporation is going to allow its customers to sexually assault their employees, that would be a huge liability.

Gabacho.

[Kctt1]

I go to train tracks 3 times hopping find the gem I meet the first time here, and never found the girl again.

The only young one I found refused me, the other ones don't feel so enthusiast compare to the first time.

Has something happen? Has someone goes here and do shit?

After 3 times it's not a coincidence.

There were some videos on youtube showing some girls. None of them looks attractive to me. I may venture to have a look if really bored but not very keen.

[Kctt1]

Is Plant Smoke really Offshore Swell? Asking for a linguistics annalist.

I didn't know this word "linguistics annalist" exists until today: the.

I reckon Plant Smoke is a different person. He is at a different level and I feel different personality.

I always do research before visiting new place (Hong Kong 15 years ago to Singapore, Thailand, Philippines, Poland, Germany.) but his level of research is unimaginable.

Classic, Kotah Inda, Emporium, Colloseum is more than enough for me. Many girls to choose for at least 2 weeks sex to the point of no erection feeling.

Train track or Tinder private girls are just optional different taste.

[GentileBear]

What the heck is grab feel?

Grab Feel is an upgraded service of transportation where the driver (female) allows you to feel her up during the ride. So in essence you get GFE. A real girl friend experience during your journey. Lots written by Offshore Swell about this boutique service many pages back.

[Plant Smoke]

10 years ago you would go out manga besar, take a left turn on hayam wuruk / gajah mada heading down this blvd. Towards Monas right? You would pass stadium (which was open then).

And not too far down on the stadium side of this blvd. You would encounter many street hookers, that were fine ass looking!

This was my goto when unsuccessful elsewhere, earlier in the day. Well this blvd. Now is unrecognizable. It is raised in many sections, and is innaccesible to the side of the road where a street hooker.

Would have been. Seeing this last night was a huge bummer for me!

So two questions that I ask politely get answered.

1. Has anybody seen any street hookers on jalan gajah mada / hayam wuruk? Are they hanging out on the side streets / spokes off this blvd. ? Do they only come out after midnight?

2. WTF with this Gajah Mada / hayam wuruk? Is it named gajah mada in one direction and hayam wuruk in the other? Or is it the same god-damn street?

[Plant Smoke]

Can't believe anyone could possibly think that. The man who discovered Grab Feel, and somebody who starts ever post by saying his name, even though every post already shows that automatically?

Big deal introducing myself twice Werqu, if anything that's polite. OS visited the gas chamber I was staying at (hotel) and is a seasoned vet on this board; so I take that as a complement.

If you have to look in the dictionary after he or I post then that's on you, no?

I have released maybe 10 percent of the info. I have; info that you will see nowhere else. I'm the best thing that ever happened to this board. After I release part 2,3,4,5 of bekasi, Bekasi.

Will be like going to adult disneyland.

Bekasi, I have the article, was rated #1 in all of Indonesia for sex venues. I'm a giver, not a taker. And to continue giving I require just a little bit of contribution on this thread from others.

I'm still waiting for the answer on my query of- What are the fitness gyms a moto-drive away from Classic where I can pay daily fees?

I am not geographically inclined in Jakarta. I am a ROOKIE.

I need help like everyone else.

I see Werqu has posted on Jakarta dating apps and states that he is a tinder platinum member and has had some success matching. More than once, I have stated I am having difficulty.

Matching with tinder gold. You would think maybe werqu would have stepped forward and helped me out? Just saying Werqu.

[PartyAnimal]

Can't believe anyone could possibly think that. The man who discovered Grab Feel, and somebody who starts ever post by saying his name, even though every post already shows that automatically?

What the heck is grab feel?

[Bacchuss]

I go to train tracks 3 times hopping find the gem I meet the first time here, and never found the girl again.

The only young one I found refused me, the other ones don't feel so enthusiast compare to the first time.

Has something happen? Has someone goes here and do shit?

After 3 times it's not a coincidence.

[Fudimaar]

so my only advice for your first time would be to see if you can chill for 10 minutes before getting inundated by MMS, if you order a drink they'll give you five minutes, but then just take one they offer you, do that for an hour. When you come back they'll leave you alone to chill if you say you just got back, this gives prime people watching time. Chill for 30 or 40 minutes and you can see how thing operate and it's fun to watch anyway, have a drink then find the girl you really like.

Yep, ignore them. As soon as you walk in, they'll grab you and call over a girl or two. After my 1st visit, I started to tell them, "Leave me alone, I will choose the girl myself". As someone else mentioned, the mamasans job is to try and pressure you to go with the girl who she chooses (and she'll choose the one who likely gets fewer customers). Don't fall for this bullshit. I like curvy girls, whilst about 90% of the Classic T2 girls are short, petite, skinny types. So, my pool of choice is very limited. My routine is: I walk in, brush aside any mamasan who comes up to me, I walk around and openly look at the girls sitting on the sofas. I make a mental list of the 1-in-20 girls that are actually my type. I don't buy a drink, or sit down. Once I've seen the whole club, I may sit down and order a coke if there isn't a good enough girl (I go early at around 3 pm), or I will beckon one of the girls over. I will explain what I want using Google Translate. If her body language is good (she smiles, looks interested etc) then I pay the manasam, and head off to the room.

I was there last autumn, I went 3-4 times a week to Classic, and all the mamasans soon started leaving me alone, knowing that they cannot push a girl onto me. And that I will pick 2 or 3 girls (one at a time) every time I go there.

Don't be pressurised guys. And don't ever give the mamasan a tip.

[BenderOver]

There seem to be big number girls and then girls that just sit. I made the mistake of getting wifed up a bit in 2 when I was there. Really great girl, but she somehow found me whenever I came by, so didn't get a ton of action variety wise in 2, she was awesome and hot so w,e. Either way, saw a tiny girl to mix shit up and I was her first and she'd been there 5+ hours, she was brand new and shy so maybe that didn't help, also wearing street cloths (somewhat sexy but just shorts) since she hadn't been there long enough to afford other outfits. The young girls with really slutty outfits seemed to be in and out of the rooms, the less put together but still cute not so much. They were equally attractive, but the slutty outfit girls definitely had the selling down, I mean I was looking at them before the brand new village girls because their asses were hanging out, but the two less popular more shy looking girls I took I liked way more then the hot girls in slutty outfits. They also were REALLY happy with 100 or 200 (BBFS).

There really has been enough said about Classic, so my only advice for your first time would be to see if you can chill for 10 minutes before getting inundated by MMS, if you order a drink they'll give you five minutes, but then just take one they offer you, do that for an hour. When you come back they'll leave you alone to chill if you say you just got back, this gives prime people watching time. Chill for 30 or 40 minutes and you can see how thing operate and it's fun to watch anyway, have a drink then find the girl you really like.

This is the game plan EVERY time I go, but what actually happens is having been hit with a tidal wave of beautiful young ladies, you can normally last 5 minutes and you're off.

[Werqweq]

Is Plant Smoke really Offshore Swell? Asking for a linguistics annalist.

Can't believe anyone could possibly think that. The man who discovered Grab Feel, and somebody who starts ever post by saying his name, even though every post already shows that automatically?

[Safado70]

Is Plant Smoke really Offshore Swell? Asking for a linguistics annalist.

I don't think so. OS's post were much easier to read.