Rants and Supid shit in Jakarta

[Gabacho]

Before my first trip to Jakarta, I found this board immensely useful. I met up with other members who kindly showed me the ropes. I came back and posted very detailed TRs (you can still find them). But I don't think this board will provide any real useful information anymore besides TRs to Classic, Emporium etc. There are a lot of more highly knowledgeable members here, many of whom I have met in person and communicate privately on WA chat groups. They explore many places not mentioned here but will never post a TR. Look at the prolific posters from a year or more ago like OS, SL, and others? Where are they? I too have stopped posting any reports here even though I go to Jakarta every couple of months. This board has been taken over by immature people like Gabacho, Plant Smoke and their ilk who are combative and entitled. They may or may not add some information but they are not the kind of people I wish to help or engage with. And many other experienced posters feel the same. The moderators are quick to put actual experienced helpful posters on moderation while allowing drivel from posters like P.S. To proliferate unchecked. All of these factors have caused a huge drop in the quality, credibility and usefulness of the Jakarta board. Its fun for entertainment but no real value.

There are a few corrections that need to be pointed out here. It is actually you who brings up my name and starts the flame wars, not the other way around. The whole reason I had a beef with you in the past was because you were repeatedly ragging on me for staying in a $9 a day Airbnb. What I have noticed about you is that you like to brag about staying in fancy hotels like Movenpick, etc, and you like to brag about what club you are a member of and paying with your points, etc. Then you belittle and bully other members who are on a lower budget. More than once you made posts stating "some of us stay in $9 Airbnb's because they can't afford better. " So guess what, I took your egotistical crap and sent it right back at you. And I will continue to do, each and every time you mention my name. You are not better than me because you stay in fancier hotels than I do, and you aren't better than me because you have a bigger budget. I stay on my trips much longer than you do and that is why I like to stay in more affordable places. To each his own. The point of this forum is provide information to help other members find sex, not to brag about the size of your bank account or what five start hotel has the best breakfast buffet.

By the way I'm back too. And I have a plethora of information I have yet to share.

-Gabacho.

[GentileBear]

Putting Offshore Swell, one of the very few genuinely funny posters here, on moderation and deleting several of his posts was was a loss to us all however.

Amen and Amen!

[Werqweq]

Before my first trip to Jakarta, I found this board immensely useful. I met up with other members who kindly showed me the ropes. I came back and posted very detailed TRs (you can still find them). But I don't think this board will provide any real useful information anymore besides TRs to Classic, Emporium etc. There are a lot of more highly knowledgeable members here, many of whom I have met in person and communicate privately on WA chat groups. They explore many places not mentioned here but will never post a TR. Look at the prolific posters from a year or more ago like OS, SL, and others? Where are they? I too have stopped posting any reports here even though I go to Jakarta every couple of months. This board has been taken over by immature people like Gabacho, Plant Smoke and their ilk who are combative and entitled. They may or may not add some information but they are not the kind of people I wish to help or engage with. And many other experienced posters feel the same. The moderators are quick to put actual experienced helpful posters on moderation while allowing drivel from posters like P.S. To proliferate unchecked. All of these factors have caused a huge drop in the quality, credibility and usefulness of the Jakarta board. Its fun for entertainment but no real value.

Quick application of the "ignore" button makes things more livable. When I enter the forum now, I mostly just see a string of repeated "This message is hidden because XXX is on your ignore list", until I scroll down to a real message. I see someone quoted Plantsmoke's recent contribution of a post that was indeed somewhat humorous though, so high-five to him for that as it made me chuckle.

I'll be visiting in a couple of months again, as side-tour to my main holiday destination, but not sure I'll be going anywhere except the already much reviewed places (train tracks excepted), so probably will have nothing interesting to post either.

Putting Offshore Swell, one of the very few genuinely funny posters here, on moderation and deleting several of his posts was was a loss to us all however.

[Expat American]

Indeed it was you who accuse others of withholding information on here and you were going to change that. Everyone is still waiting how long have you been there now?.

Before my first trip to Jakarta, I found this board immensely useful. I met up with other members who kindly showed me the ropes. I came back and posted very detailed TRs (you can still find them). But I don't think this board will provide any real useful information anymore besides TRs to Classic, Emporium etc. There are a lot of more highly knowledgeable members here, many of whom I have met in person and communicate privately on WA chat groups. They explore many places not mentioned here but will never post a TR. Look at the prolific posters from a year or more ago like OS, SL, and others? Where are they? I too have stopped posting any reports here even though I go to Jakarta every couple of months. This board has been taken over by immature people like Gabacho, Plant Smoke and their ilk who are combative and entitled. They may or may not add some information but they are not the kind of people I wish to help or engage with. And many other experienced posters feel the same. The moderators are quick to put actual experienced helpful posters on moderation while allowing drivel from posters like P.S. To proliferate unchecked. All of these factors have caused a huge drop in the quality, credibility and usefulness of the Jakarta board. Its fun for entertainment but no real value.

[Plant Smoke]

I've been reading everyone's posts on here including yours. Most of your posts have many words but provide no real information or first hand accounts. Just lots of rambling taking up space on here so that members have to trawl through even more pages to find real information on reports from other members.

The hotel classic was the first of your many posts where I thought that was interesting.

I think you're just wasting everyone's time on here.

It comes across that you are wanting everyone's useful information but you provide nothing in return.

You posted a lot about information gathered from a website that was in Bahasa which you translated which is great to do that before you arrive here. But since you've been here there is no follow up on you visiting these areas to let members know if it's dead or it's a good area to visit that have freelancers or your experiences just more rambling and complaining and getting everyone's backs up whilst offering nothing. I don't know why that is or why you are withholding information.

Indeed it was you who accuse others of withholding information on here and you were going to change that. Everyone is still waiting how long have you been there now?..

"Still waiting for your useful posts but I know they won't come" Sounds like a Classic, there's that word on here again, case of reverse psychology.

You really want me to release more reports, but it is not proper that you say so given the animosity.

Don't let Gabacho snow you, I have a Engineering degree and am highly intelligent. Me doing my own field research was not.

My intent. My intent was for you to do the field research. I overestimated the gung-ho on here based on people climbing ladders.

It is accepted that one would only use my information if they were in Jakarta for 4-5 months and perhaps exhausted their ability to pull.

Puntang out of travel, classic, KI because they had built up a rep as a butterfly.

Street hookers always hang out on their favorite road regardless of raids, and always always return.

[Plant Smoke]

To the person asking about gym.

Open Google maps type gym near your area or bigger jabotabek.

Fithub is the budget monthly.

Ftl gym is higher monthly 24 hrs.

They have wa number you can message.

Many other no brand local gyms available in Google maps search.

Wow some of my unanswered questions being answered as I pack my bags. Must be enamored with my humor.

(rigging up your home dishwasher for a 1001 CBJ) or my insiders guide via police reports to prostitution in Jakarta.

I noticed no one has ever translated Kaskus or bintang Mawar on this thread, Why? Probably the hard work; and their ability to be clairvoyant, unlike me, and see that they would not be praised, but ridiculed (how could you post something non-classic or not include graphic details of love making.

Including all positions, and even new ones like pile driver) There have been intellectuals on this board, like me, like OS, like LIH69 that have been forced out.

From external forces. Yet this board continues to plod on sometimes solely on the back of Classic. Then you will always have the drama of a member.

Here that is trying to outdo the Great Wilt Chamberlain, 52 and counting.

[Plant Smoke]

Delbo continued.

- your just wasting peoples time? Yea? Well I was about to answer, report about one of your questions Bongkoran.

You are very unappreciative, throwing stones when your house is all windows. But fine I'm leaving; its a tough crowd.

And any subject matter non-classic receives scorn here rather than admiration.

-"no follow up" I'm a victim like everybody else due to the plethora of venues in Jakarta. So I have not had the time to field test.

'my own discoveries. I stated in my very first post that is was turning this board on to never-seen information because of the adventurism.

I felt on this board. That membership could help me field research these areas. That has never materialized. The member here that would.

Fuck a snake if he could find its hips; proves how difficult it is to just move past Classic.

- withholding information. Yea I am because of the unjustified criticism I've received from three backgrounders, four actually including delbo, and actually.

5 with chilli who is another hand holder, in that he wantys me to provide google map links.

- nothing worth reading. Did you not see the Kemayoran info. I just posted? Let me paint a picture for you dude! You are staying at G7 Grand right?

For one reason or another you return hotel after a fruitless search elsewhere. It is midnight. Prime time for streethookers. Dude I just gave you 6 locastions in kemayoran.

Delbo I don't know what you want from me? Add to the fact you have not one noteworthy post yourself that I had tro take noters on, underlines that.

-Bongkoran was going to answer another question of yours as well. Its all the best there as you uncharacteristically would have done field research, been mugged or knifed.

And held me responsible.

OK who is next backgrounder to come forward, criticize me for not doing my own field research? Criticize my intent on abolishing poetry love story tellers, or attempting to improve grammar here, including the use of commas?

[Delbo1]

At Classic I saw this bule holding what seemed to be a wooden bed post. It had a knob on the end which made me think it was from a bed frame. It had notches.

All up and down perfectly cut; with no single notch intruding on the adjacent notch. My curiosity got me. I asked him what his stick was for. He told me uses it to keep.

Track of the number of girls he has barebacked at Classic. He told me the exact number of notches in the wood, 52. He told me the source of this incredible number, statistic was.

A body part he nicknamed "Little white". He carried this stick around Classic like it was a shrine, a life achievement. He was not bashful of his achievement either. He would tell his stick story.

To anybody that asked. My lasting memory of this bloke was seeing him leave Classic on a motobike without a helmet.

This is the last post ill be writing on this thread. Three members on here claim I offer nothing to the board. On further review, looking at the past posts of these three members, it is clear..

I've been reading everyone's posts on here including yours. Most of your posts have many words but provide no real information or first hand accounts. Just lots of rambling taking up space on here so that members have to trawl through even more pages to find real information on reports from other members.

The hotel classic was the first of your many posts where I thought that was interesting.

I think you're just wasting everyone's time on here.

It comes across that you are wanting everyone's useful information but you provide nothing in return.

You posted a lot about information gathered from a website that was in Bahasa which you translated which is great to do that before you arrive here. But since you've been here there is no follow up on you visiting these areas to let members know if it's dead or it's a good area to visit that have freelancers or your experiences just more rambling and complaining and getting everyone's backs up whilst offering nothing. I don't know why that is or why you are withholding information.

Indeed it was you who accuse others of withholding information on here and you were going to change that. Everyone is still waiting how long have you been there now?.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you will go in a huff and offer up nothing anyway as you seek intent on falling out with members on here.

One thing surprises me and that is you had great difficulty in arranging a phone Sim and VPN.

So I'm not expecting much and haven't seen anything worth reading so far just long posts without any useful information contained within.

Still waiting for your useful posts but I know they won't come.

[Gabacho]

At Classic I saw this bule holding what seemed to be a wooden bed post. It had a knob on the end which made me think it was from a bed frame. It had notches.

All up and down perfectly cut; with no single notch intruding on the adjacent notch. My curiosity got me. I asked him what his stick was for. He told me uses it to keep.

Track of the number of girls he has barebacked at Classic. He told me the exact number of notches in the wood, 52. He told me the source of this incredible number, statistic was.

A body part he nicknamed "Little white". He carried this stick around Classic like it was a shrine, a life achievement. He was not bashful of his achievement either. He would tell his stick story.

To anybody that asked. My lasting memory of this bloke was seeing him leave Classic on a motobike without a helmet.

This is the last post ill be writing on this thread. Three members on here claim I offer nothing to the board. On further review, looking at the past posts of these three members, it is clear.

They have never enlightened anyone. If you were you were a reader on this thread, you might have a pen and notepad. With these three posters, your pen never moves..

I'm flattered by your fictional poetry. Kind of like the guy who writes community college level creative literature prose in the Pattaya section, albeit a lot less creative LOL.

Gabacho.

[Gabacho]

Take a swipe at me then hide behind your PM message deletion; you are a piece of work. I'll recognize you at classic; you're the one carrying your.

Childhood bed post into classic so you can put a notch in it every time you bareback someone there.

I turned it back off like a week ago. Anyways I'll recognize you at classic too. The old ass annoying man with a bad cough from inhaling pesticides. Oh and sorry to disappoint you but I don't carry any walking stick, I'm not feeble and old, I'm only in my 30's. If you do recognize me at classic, say Hi tho and I'll buy you a Bintang after I bareback my next Indy.

Gabacho.

[Plant Smoke]

I didn't know this word "linguistics annalist" exists until today: the.

I reckon Plant Smoke is a different person. He is at a different level and I feel different personality.

I always do research before visiting new place (Hong Kong 15 years ago to Singapore, Thailand, Philippines, Poland, Germany.) but his level of research is unimaginable.

Classic, Kotah Inda, Emporium, Colloseum is more than enough for me. Many girls to choose for at least 2 weeks sex to the point of no erection feeling.

Train track or Tinder private girls are just optional different taste.

At Classic I saw this bule holding what seemed to be a wooden bed post. It had a knob on the end which made me think it was from a bed frame. It had notches.

All up and down perfectly cut; with no single notch intruding on the adjacent notch. My curiosity got me. I asked him what his stick was for. He told me uses it to keep.

Track of the number of girls he has barebacked at Classic. He told me the exact number of notches in the wood, 52. He told me the source of this incredible number, statistic was.

A body part he nicknamed "Little white". He carried this stick around Classic like it was a shrine, a life achievement. He was not bashful of his achievement either. He would tell his stick story.

To anybody that asked. My lasting memory of this bloke was seeing him leave Classic on a motobike without a helmet.

This is the last post ill be writing on this thread. Three members on here claim I offer nothing to the board. On further review, looking at the past posts of these three members, it is clear.

They have never enlightened anyone. If you were you were a reader on this thread, you might have a pen and notepad. With these three posters, your pen never moves.

As part of this house keeping as I leave this thread Bekasi part 2-6 is canceled, Depok series canceled, Bogor series canceled, Bandung series canceled, Boker Ciracas report canceled, Dadap (north of the airport) canceled, Bongkoran Tanah Abang street hooker location report canceled, Extensive Banten series canceled, Northwest Jakarta Cilincing canceled.

I gave raw data, street names, locations of Lokalisasis, street hookers. One poster complained I wasn't providing google map links.

[Plant Smoke]

It's spelled "blanquito" LOL.

It's from the Spanish word "blanco" (meaning white) and the the diminutive suffix "ito" meaning small.

Like I said less intelligent with each subsequent post..

Take a swipe at me then hide behind your PM message deletion; you are a piece of work. I'll recognize you at classic; you're the one carrying your.

Childhood bed post into classic so you can put a notch in it every time you bareback someone there.

[Plant Smoke]

It's spelled "blanquito" LOL.

It's from the Spanish word "blanco" (meaning white) and the the diminutive suffix "ito" meaning small.

Like I said less intelligent with each subsequent post.

Gabacho.

I don't care what spanish combination you conjured up to nickname your own penus. Noone does that except you.

And noone uninvited, unsolicited gives people statistics on how many chicks they barebacked at classic.

What do you think your penus is a shrine, a monuement, or a what?

[Gabacho]

Taking it from you that prefers to not wear a helmet in Jakarta because you like the feel of the wind ricochet off your bald nut, ok blanchito.

It's spelled "blanquito" LOL.

It's from the Spanish word "blanco" (meaning white) and the the diminutive suffix "ito" meaning small.

Like I said less intelligent with each subsequent post.

Gabacho.

[Plant Smoke]

The best way you could defend yourself would be to just stop posting. Literally, with every new post, you make yourself look even less intelligent than you did before.

Gabacho.

ALLRIGHT whatever dude. Someone that decides to not wear a helmet because they like the feel of the wind richocheting off their bald noodle.

Why wear a rain slicker in a Jakarta monsoon? Just go full-on bareback as a lifestyle?