Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[JjBee62]

Even the food kinda sucks now. You have Nameless Thai Restaurant, heap Charlie's, OMG, Sweet Family, Jasmine's Cafe, The Iranian Buffet behind wall.

King street, The 2 Indian Buffets on Second Road past Soi 6, the Food courts in Terminal 21, Big see Extra, and Central Mall and the quality in all of those places isn't great but at least the prices are acceptable. Every other restaurant is significantly more expensive for not much better food.

These guys saying they are pay $40 for GFE, Multiple positions, with no rushing are going with 30-40 year old women. I won't even contemplate having sex for free with a women over 29 much less pay for it.

This is not just my opinion, I am here with 7 other guys. 4 of them are under 25 and super fit, 3 are under 40 but have extensive mongering experience. None of us is enjoying Pattaya. It is too much BS for too little service if you can even find an attractive girl..

Wait, wait wait, wait, wait.

You came to a country with 7 other guys, all under 40 and not one of you can figure out how to effectively get laid? Yet you call yourself a master? Master of the sex doll maybe. Master Monger? Forget that.

You're trying to sell yourself as the ultimate, most intelligent monger, but you're not smart enough to avoid coming to a place which you repeatedly claim sucks and needs to be boycotted.

So how did that conversation go?

"Hey, Pattaya really sucks, it's impossible to get good sex, even if you pay $200, all the food is terrible and overpriced, the hotels are overpriced, all the women are old and everyone is racist. Should we go to this other place, where everything is rainbows and sunshine, all the women are young, beautiful, passionate and cheap? Or should we just go to Pattaya?

(All 7 chant)"Pattaya! Pattaya! Pattaya!

None of you is enjoying Pattaya, but with 8 brains nobody has figured out that it's possible to leave Pattaya?

Should have stuck with your $500 sex doll.

[UglyAzzMan]

The post below was written by a Allover's new master. Allover's new master is sociopath!

The Defense Rests!

ROTFLMAO!

You said you are mentally Unstable. Hahaha.

[UglyAzzMan]

Both of these ladies who were good companions in bed have messaged me on Line asking me 'When I Back' - the crazy thing is Nim, the better looking one to the left. Red lipstick. Works in a bar by Prime Burger (Tree Town area) - and the other one works in Soi 6 bar. How did they get the ability to compare notes about me? The two never met around me. I am thinking it is slow over there in Pattaya, or it's just the time for them to Text all their old line contacts from a month or 2 months prior. But I got a text from both of them today in a time-span of less than 20 mins!?! Wow.

Prices Police showing up for Duty.

How much SIR. Hahaha.

[UglyAzzMan]

Superior face. Very White Skin. Not small like most Hot Thai girls. And ot a Giant.

Very elusive like the polka dotted green sand crab. ThIS girl had Pink Nipples. Full see Section Cup.

Fahrenheit. $200 all in for her is appropriate.

[Master Monger]

Pattaya doesn't have millions of people. Chon Buri Province only has 1.6 million population.

I guess your brain forgot about the 13 million visitors in Pattaya every year.

A few were a bit expensive, most were $3-$5.

You are a liar again, other than the few restaurants I listed in Rants, there are very few places you can eat food for 166 baht ($5) or less. You are not a good person lying all the time. Again those restaurants are Nameless on Soi Bukao next to Cheap Charlies, the food stalls around there and the Food courts in Big see, the malls, especially Terminal 21's Pier 21. Anywhere else in Pattaya with a drink you are going over 166 baht which is $5.

Except for the women working at my hotel, I didn't speak to any over 35. For the necessary purposes (chatting before fucking and fucking) all had sufficient knowledge of English to get the job done.

Later you say you don't stay in hotels and if you slept with girls under 25 show proof. Which you can not because you are a liar. Girls who can speak 10 words in English can not speak English.

900 hotels in Pattaya under $60 per night and under 600 for $60 per night or more.
I don't live in hotels. They are for short term stays, usually under 2 weeks. For 7 nights in a room with all of the above I paid 4445.28 thb, or $133.75, $19.10 per night. I guess I'm lucky. I can afford to spend under $20 per night for a room without crying.

I said $20 a night for a "livable" hotel and that price is not "cheap" for SE Asia. Obviously, I am more wealthy than you because I do not waste my money! Stop trying to brainwash people into overspending! You are evil.

The girls I spent money on were in the 20-25 range. Working girls kiss for 3 reasons. The first is because the customer negotiated for it and agreed to pay for it. The second is because it can help to speed up the process of getting the session to a satisfactory conclusion. The final reason is because they are enjoying the process. If a woman is kissing me, either she's enjoying it, or she wants to help me enjoy it.
Of course all of the above (kissing, BJ, multiple positions) are facilitated by personal hygiene. Brush your teeth, wash your ass and crotch. Add in making her feel good and it's a whole different world.

Either you are lying or you are Asian. You are not getting attractive girls from 20-25 for 1,000 baht. Kissing was ALWAYS a part of prostitution until the medical industry found out it made people healthier and the pimps realized it made them lose lots of girls to falling in love with customers. I only want a girl who enjoys kissing me of which I have had thousands! The blowjob and everything else should also be standard. Just like kissing, condom use makes people less healthy and eliminates the chances of pimps losing girls to pregnancy.

I have no opinion on this, as Soi 6 didn't provide the atmosphere I was looking for.

You had an opinion, you said the girls were desperate and some guys would like it! You are trying to sell Pattaya and anyone with a brain can see it.

But you've already stated that nobody in Bo Win will fuck you. So the only place with standards has declared that you do not meet their minimum standards.

Your deluded personal attacks and trying to justify racism is pathetic and you are just a Thai scammer trying to get people to go to Pattaya, everyone just ignore this guy as he only lies to make himself and Pattaya look good!

Boycott Thailand and Liars!

MM.

[Master Monger]

Yeah let's boycott Pattaya because one newbie and 6 of his friends have been screwed by some people in Pattaya, while their wallets were not adequately filled, and they didn't received their desired services.

I have forgotten more about mongering than you could ever understand.

Boycott Pattaya,

Because.

100% of the women are overpriced $450 a month average income means girls should cost about $22.50 for short time and the cheapest you can find is $30 which would not be bad if it was with a nice young girl who provided good service.

95% of the women are old.

60% of the women do not provide good service.

70% of the food is either overpriced or just bad.

Very few people speak English well in hotels and tourist areas.

The beaches are dirty and beach activities are grossly overpriced.

Every second they are trying to get you to drink alcohol or smoke weed.

The police are corrupt and set up checkpoints all the time and try to threaten you if you have had any alcohol or weed.

TOO Many Ladyboys EVERYWHERE!

If you show disgust for the lady boys which is a natural response they will attack you.

Scams are rampant everywhere and the pricing they give you is probably more than the guy sitting next to you.

Half of the massages are fake and just try to upsell you which would be fine for 1,000 baht if I could find a girl who could actually provide good service.

The Asians only last 3 minutes and then tip the girls insanely so the girls do not tell anyone how pathetic they are and this makes the white guy invisible to most girls!

Black guys are only sought out by girls with destroyed beavers.

Thai people are not very nice and rarely smile.

Laundry services suck here.

The internet in most hotels is bad.

The hot water in most hotels is either intermittent or very low pressure.

The walls are super thin and you can hear your neighbors.

There are rats everywhere!

It smells like garbage in like 50% of the city.

I could continue but do I need to.

Boycott Thailand.

MM.

[Paolo99]

BOYCOTT PATTAYA for 2 or 3 years and it might become good again. No matter what they say 60% of their economy relies on Foriegners so we have the power if we are smart and just stop coming here!.

Yeah let's boycott Pattaya because one newbie and 6 of his friends have been screwed by some people in Pattaya, while their wallets were not adequately filled, and they didn't received their desired services.

[SubCmdr]

You made the exact same post three times in the Pattaya Reports thread about a negotiation with ONE girl on Beach Road. You did not accept her services. Then you are reporting to us what she told you without any further negotiations. In other words you accepted what a prostitute told you without any further confirmation. Why exactly are you saying all girls on Beach Road are doing the exact same thing?

Do you think others find you credible?

I don't!

Pattaya reminds me of this because if you pricks Don't Force the girls to kiss you and give you good blowjobs then there is no difference in using the tpe sex doll or the Thai woman. I finally found a cute one on Beach Road who was 18 years old from Uzbekistan. When I tried to confirm that kissing with the tongue and the good blowjob was available she said "no way" angry and frustrated I said there's no possible way that a guy is going to get you and agree to no kissing and no blowjob for 2,000 baht short time.

She replied nobody on beach under 22 years old kisses and on a few do blowjobs!.

There is clearly something wrong with this individual.

[JjBee62]

In a city with millions of people I would not say there are lots of options. The biggest problem I have with the food is the quality of the meat, sauce, and rice is all much lower than it was before. Many restaurants were disgusting or super small portions. My other post lists the good ones but just leave Pattaya. A few places you can eat for $2 but most will cost you over $10. Around $50 if you want a steak.

Pattaya doesn't have millions of people. Chon Buri Province only has 1.6 million population.

I don't compare the taste of the food I eat with what the food at a completely different restaurant tasted like to an unknown person at an unknown previous time. Call me weird, but I just go on how it tastes to me. I ate at Thai, Chinese, Indian, English, Scandinavian and Australian restaurants. A few were a bit expensive, most were $3-$5.

ENGLISH is NOT spoken by many except old women over 35.

Worst English proficiency I have experienced in a long time!

I don't know. Except for the women working at my hotel, I didn't speak to any over 35. I also didn't attempt any literary or philosophical discussions with the various working girls. For the necessary purposes (chatting before fucking and fucking) all had sufficient knowledge of English to get the job done.

MINIMUM price for a livable hotel is $20 a night which is NOT cheap in SE Asia. MOST hotels are above $60 a night.

A quick search shows nearly 900 hotels in Pattaya under $60 per night and under 600 for $60 per night or more.

I don't live in hotels. They are for short term stays, usually under 2 weeks. Depending upon my plans, the room can be from basic to penthouse. All I need is air conditioning, a private bathroom, wifi and a bed. For 7 nights in a room with all of the above I paid 4445.28 thb, or $133.75, $19.10 per night. The room and hotel was spotless, the location was ideal for my purposes. I guess I'm lucky. I can afford to spend under $20 per night for a room without crying.

His women are old, try anything he suggested with a girl under 25 and you will probably get limited kissing, a short blowjob, complaining about positions and rushing. The older women have been going without a condom for so long they know condoms are total Bullsh*t. Unfortunately the younger generation have been completely brainwashed and are mostly psycho about using a condom or if you are lucky they want double which means means about $80 for short time no condom at the cheapest. Of course there are exceptions, especially if she let's you eat her pussy and you do a good job, but the normal situation is like the one I have described which has been experienced by me and my 7 mates I am here with in Pattaya. From Jomtien to North Pattaya.

There you go again, proving your intelligence claims to be grossly exaggerated.

The girls I spent money on were in the 20-25 range. Working girls kiss for 3 reasons. The first is because the customer negotiated for it and agreed to pay for it. The second is because it can help to speed up the process of getting the session to a satisfactory conclusion. The final reason is because they are enjoying the process. I never have, never will negotiate for kissing, because at that point you might as well be kissing a sex doll (and if you can actually enjoy using a sex doll, you lack any credibility when it comes to judging others interactions with real women). If a woman is kissing me, either she's enjoying it, or she wants to help me enjoy it.

Of course all of the above (kissing, BJ, multiple positions) are facilitated by personal hygiene. Brush your teeth, wash your ass and crotch. Add in making her feel good and it's a whole different world.

SOI 6 Girls are desperate to get you to buy drinks or take you up to a room above the bar for a 30 minute rushed session with limited service for $80-100 with drinks and room. Pay Attention to the actual number of girls leaving the bar and who they are leaving with. It isn't going to be you.

I have no opinion on this, as Soi 6 didn't provide the atmosphere I was looking for.

Bottom line there are no standards in Thailand except in places like Bo Win. Everything you get you have to negotiate for and it kills the whole vibe for me.

But you've already stated that nobody in Bo Win will fuck you. So the only place with standards has declared that you do not meet their minimum standards.

Nothing I got had to be negotiated for. Everything I got was as reported.

Tomorrow is one of my friend's birthday and after that we are headed back to Bangkok. The off to a different country that is really good but I will never share where it is because there are too many evil people reading this forum who want to destroy every good place just like they have destroyed the Philippines and Thailand!

BOYCOTT PATTAYA for 2 or 3 years and it might become good again. No matter what they say 60% of their economy relies on Foriegners so we have the power if we are smart and just stop coming here!

You came there and brought 7 friends and you're saying other people should not go to Pattaya? So the smart move, by your standards, is not what you continue to choose to do?

[SubCmdr]

The post below was written by a Allover's new master. Allover's new master is sociopath!

My neighbor in my hotel is from India. I heard him start and finish the deed in under 1 minute so I waited for the girl to come out of his room. I showed her a website about an obscure rash and told her it was coming out of India.

You guys don't require the full services or take only 1 minute to cum and I find about it I will sabotage you in ways you cannot even imagine.

The Defense Rests!

ROTFLMAO!

[Mdemde]

I agree that members / visitors to the board should know what is allowed and what is not. Maybe only photos of pad thai and tuk tuks?

Sam.

Under new domain names internationalfoodguide and internationaltransportguide.

[Sam Sanuk]

Indeed. I think we would all like to know where we stand when posting here, if the rules have changed then we need to know!

I agree that members / visitors to the board should know what is allowed and what is not. Maybe only photos of pad thai and tuk tuks?

Sam.

[MongerHunger]

Why Boycott Thailand? If you don't like it why do you waste your time? I think that Thailand has something for everyone in a good way. My experiences have been quite satisfying. The food is excellent, especially if you like Thai food. There are plenty of options and venues that are reasonable. Sounding deranged to get your point across is not doing it. If you truly don't like Thailand just don't go. Nobody in Thailand will miss you either. Believe me. It does seem like you have some sort of agenda here that is not just rooted in Thailand, it's something deeper.

[Master Monger]

So during the pandemic in China things got pretty bad. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents said if she kept seeing me they would stop seeing her because they were afraid my foreign friends had covid and would give covid to me and in turn I would give it to her.

At that time I decided to purchase a tpe sex doll on taobao which I paid about $500 US dollars for which is a lot in China. I wasn't sure what to expect but for $500 it was probably the best $500 I ever spent. The mouth, vagina, and ass all had a different shape and a different feeling. In the ass opening I could cum in under 3 minutes.

Pattaya reminds me of this because if you pricks Don't Force the girls to kiss you and give you good blowjobs then there is no difference in using the tpe sex doll or the Thai woman. I finally found a cute one on Beach Road who was 18 years old from Uzbekistan. When I tried to confirm that kissing with the tongue and the good blowjob was available she said "no way" angry and frustrated I said there's no possible way that a guy is going to get you and agree to no kissing and no blowjob for 2,000 baht short time.

She replied nobody on beach under 22 years old kisses and on a few do blowjobs!

STOP! PLEASE JUST STOP!

My neighbor in my hotel is from India. I heard him start and finish the deed in under 1 minute so I waited for the girl to come out of his room. I showed her a website about an obscure rash and told her it was coming out of India.

You guys don't require the full services or take only 1 minute to cum and I find about it I will sabotage you in ways you cannot even imagine.

Stop the insanity.

MM.

[Werqweq]

I assume you aren't talking about the great British comedian Tony Hancock?

Nope. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1dzglJEqac.