Pattaya Reports

[UglyAzzMan]

Desire soi 6 Livestream. A guy admitted he bought 1,200 drink the last few months. Aka $6,000.

He mentioned he might self ban himself. I agreed.

No telling how much he has spent overall.

[MongerHunger]

Seen this sign in Pattaya advertising the current transportation rates.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

I booked the TomTaxi, got the confirmation email and instructions, about the meeting place:

"Confirmed booking.

1000 baht include highway.

When you arrive my driver will show your name arrive hall (2 floor) meeting point Gate 3.

If you not find my driver you can contact me by email or call +66 982812537".

The price is excellent anyway, but I made the booking for 2 pax, just in case I'll find another fellow mongerer to split the bill with.

Thank you again for helping me avoid the sharks and their triple prices, last time when I didn't had a bus reservation and I was trying to avoid a 2 hours wait for the first available one, the taxis were quoting me 3 k to Pattaya, all of them working in a coordinated modus operandi, and that was daytime with the busses still running, I can't even imagine how they will attack at night when they see you stranded wih no other options.

Yes, I also think it's a good plan, because there's all sorts of chaos when it comes to transportation, and when I arrive after a long trip, I'm completely exhausted and just want to get to my condo quickly and with as few problems as possible. And plenty of scammers are on the lookout to rip off tourists.

Same messages and I follow the same procedure when I arrive at Suvarnabhumi, about ten times a year. Simple and clear. No need to rush around.

I'm glad everything went well for you ;-)

[Pimpampoumpipo]

A quick report based on my rough notes from my visits to massage parlors in Pattaya.

**Day 1 - Girl 1* Went back to see the same girl on 2nd Road. She's still a safe bet when you get off the plane. That said, I feel her motivation is dropping a bit. Massage is still high quality, but the duration was shorter. I only took 25 MG of sildenafil. No need for more after the trip since I'm pretty excited when I arrive. 1300 THB + 200 THB tip.

**Day 2 - Girl 1* Beautiful woman, she wore a stunning long red dress like she was headed to a gala, with a tiare flower in her hairshe was truly ravishing. Naked, her body was exactly my type. A gorgeous woman in her thirties. Excellent massage, both gentle and firm. Then a really good, long blowjob. She came in doggy while my libido was fading. I let her think I came in doggy too. In reality, I lacked motivation from the start. Still gave her 2000 THB because I want to keep good relations with her. 1500 THB + 500 THB tip since she's an old acquaintance.

**Day 2 - Girl 2* Soi Honey, the old salon of my little Sa. When I'm low on fantasies and can't finish, lately I go see my specialist to get my dick "examined. " Fabulous blowjob, deep throat, wearing a sexy secretary outfit. She's 50 but sparks tons of fantasies. That's what I'm really afterbuilding scenarios in my head, I'm too jaded. Came in missionary. She's sweet with me, even soaps me up in the shower. 1300 THB + 200 THB tip.

**Day 3 - Girl 1* LK Metro. I'the written off sex today due to doubts about my libido after my failure yesterday.. Still swung by Soi Honey but found nothing, so around 3:30 PM, I hit Soi 6. There were starting to be a lot of girls, some really cute, but I was worried about my performance issues. Passing by LK Metro again, I ran into an acquaintance. I figured I'the at least go for her pro-quality massage. Affordable for a quickie, a bit pricier for a massage if it doesnt work out, but still very reasonable either way. Top-notch massage, gentle yet firm, superb. You can tell she's a professional. I started getting a nosebleed, which ruined my relaxation. But an amazing blowjob got me focused again. Then I came in missionary after 2 minutes. Really good. 1000 THB + 200 THB tip.

[Old And Ugly]

I booked the TomTaxi, got the confirmation email and instructions, about the meeting place:

"Confirmed booking.

1000 baht include highway.

When you arrive my driver will show your name arrive hall (2 floor) meeting point Gate 3.

If you not find my driver you can contact me by email or call +66 982812537".

The price is excellent anyway, but I made the booking for 2 pax, just in case I'll find another fellow mongerer to split the bill with.

Thank you again for helping me avoid the sharks and their triple prices, last time when I didn't had a bus reservation and I was trying to avoid a 2 hours wait for the first available one, the taxis were quoting me 3 k to Pattaya, all of them working in a coordinated modus operandi, and that was daytime with the busses still running, I can't even imagine how they will attack at night when they see you stranded wih no other options.

[Bunky]

Soi 6 is like the olden days. Most of the girls are average but there's some cute ones too. The best lookers seem to be fixed on 2k for short time, then with a drink for you and her and room, you're looking at around 2,700. . . . Pattaya can't be beat on value accommodation and food. . . . Tried a couple of gentlemen clubs but I never see girls I want to f*ck in them. . . . You can still have a good time in Pattaya, at an ever increasing price.

Solid report. Full of useful information and succinctly written. Thanks to Khun Hans for adding value to the forum.

[Turgid]

Count me in!
(I tried to replace "count" with "c*nt", but it gets corrected)

Ironical that this site is administered by prudes.

[SoberHans69]

I'm in Pattaya now and it's definitely a good time to come in terms of number of options.

Soi 6 is like the olden days, when every girl tried to pill you into the bar instead of staring at their phones. Most of the girls are average at best but there's definitely some cute ones too. I've also noticed that the new girls seem to perform better in the room than the average Thai girl used to, haven't had one star fish this trip.

As for the negatives, Soi 6 is no longer good value, the best lookers seem to be fixed on 2 k for short time, then with a drink for you and her and room, you're looking at around 2700 minimum.

I have no idea what the go go's are like as I stopped going in them years ago but as usual Pattaya can't be beat on good value accommodation and food.

I tried a couple of gentlemen clubs but like my past trips, I never see girls I want to f*ck in them tbh.

You can still have a good time in Pattaya, at an ever increasing price, but I think I'll stick to Brazil in the future as the mongering is much better there.

[Old And Ugly]

Tom Taxi: 24/7.
Suvarnabhumi > Pattaya (or vice versa) = 1000 B.
Pattaya > Bangkok downtown (Asoke, for example) or vice versa = 1300 B
Good vehicles and good drivers. Cheaper than Bolt or Grab, and the vehicles are better. I use them all the time.
Reliable. It's best to book in advance
https://www.tomtaxiservice.com/booking/
WhatsApp / Line / Tel: +66982812537.

Thanks Mosquito and Pimpampoumpipo, I'm going to use Tom, the price is reasonable.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

What are the options around midnight other than taxis. On 12 Go site the last bus is at 10 pm, and nothing until next morning at 8 am.

Tom Taxi: 24/7.
Suvarnabhumi > Pattaya (or vice versa) = 1000 B.
Pattaya > Bangkok downtown (Asoke, for example) or vice versa = 1300 B
Good vehicles and good drivers. Cheaper than Bolt or Grab, and the vehicles are better. I use them all the time.
Reliable. It's best to book in advance
https://www.tomtaxiservice.com/booking/
WhatsApp / Line / Tel: +66982812537.

[MongerHunger]

Isn't it better to go in high season when there are many more ladies in town so chances of getting the hottest ones are better? I will not travel all that way for mediocre girls.

There are lots of advantages of low season. Don't believe the myth. Don't believe the hype.

[Mosquito2002]

What are the options around midnight other than taxis. On 12 Go site the last bus is at 10 pm, and nothing until next morning at 8 am.

Tough one, hard to think of any other option except Grab (yes, basically taxi service).

I normally use Mr. Taxi at 1200-1500 Baht one-way. LINE ID: mrtpattaya E-mail: mr_ttaxi@hotmail.com. Bit expensive, but reliable and I've been lucky with getting drivers that speak half-decent English.

Note: Doubt it would be hard to find another passenger or two on your flight to share a ride to Pattaya.

[Old And Ugly]

What are the options around midnight other than taxis. On 12 Go site the last bus is at 10 pm, and nothing until next morning at 8 am.

[Old And Ugly]

................................................. If you ever wanted vast numbers of ladies without customers, now is the time to come to Pattaya. ......................

Count me in!
(I tried to replace "count" with "c*nt", but it gets corrected)

[Explorer8939]

Isn't it better to go in high season when there are many more ladies in town so chances of getting the hottest ones are better? I will not travel all that way for mediocre girls.

You mean go during High Season when the hottest bar girls have dozens of two week millionaires bidding to barfine them?