Pattaya Reports

[Pimpampoumpipo]

**Some quick fuck reports:

**Day before yesterday - 30 years old: Soi 13/1. I'the seen her a few times passing by; I liked her fairly pale skin for a Thai and her cute little face. Kind, attentive, and smiling. Started off great. A firm back pre-massage, then oil. Really good for the back. Unfortunately, she didn't do the legs, flipped me over, and started a blowjobI can't blame her. She pulled down her top and hiked up her skirt without undressing, which I don't like; I prefer fucking a naked woman here. Had to ask her to remove her bra to enjoy her nice tits, but she kept her skirt on. We weren't going to spend all afternoon, so I started fucking her. Penetration was a bit tough, but I was horny. Another day, it might've made me go soft. Flipped her over and finished in doggy quickly; I needed to get off. 1500 B, no tip low season, that price is a bit high unless they really earn it.

**Yesterday - 35 years old: Soi near the beach. My current favorite; I see her every other day, which is rare for me since I usually switch it up. She messages me daily but never overdoes it. Quite tactful for a tattooed girl. Amazing back massage, legs front and back, a fantastic blowjob that gave me uncontrollable twitches, missionary, and I came in doggy without delay. I'the gotten worked up beforehand and took a 50 MG sildenafil. She's pretty well-built, the naughty little thing. I like her thighsnice and full but not too much, well-shaped, just how I like them. She said today she gets lots of customers but I'm the only one she's this attentive with and messages so much. Given her profession, I took it positively, it's a big responsibility for me. It was sweet anyway. 1000 B + 200 B tip.

**Today - 33 years old: Reconnected via Facebook, had her come to my room. Kind and punctual. I remembered her body as better; this time she seemed a bit too skinny for me but still very fuckable. Long blowjob that could've gone on if I hadn't stopped her to take her in missionary, then doggy. Didn't last long before I came. Typical story for this girl. Met her years ago at a massage parlor in Soi Chayapoon. Kind, pretty, gorgeous smile. Lost track of her. She met a farang who got her pregnant. She left Pattaya to focus on her kid. Saw happy Facebook posts about her joy, then two years later, posts of tears and betrayalthe dream fell apart, and he left her to fend for herself with her child, not very glorious. She's back in Pattaya, working the bars again. I get the bitterness of farangs fleeced by a pretty Thai, but the reverse is true toosome foreigners have no scruples. That's why condoms have a double purpose: avoiding STDs and not getting a girl pregnant, especially if you are not sure to take responsibility. 1000 B + 200 B tip.

[Shemp]

How is the action with the girls in the holiday season, Christmas & New Years? I'm used to traveling to Latin American countries where Christmas & Easter are the worst of the year. Is business about normal, bustling because it is high season, or I will be hard pressed to find a massage or bar girl wanting to make me smile on Christmas eve etc. ? I'm retired now so I can go anytime and spending an untraditional holiday season in the arms of many Thai girls sounds appealing. Please advise, stay or go?

[Sam Sanuk]

Posting this here because Ban Chang is not too far from Pattaya and apparently a destination for occasional pub crawls organized from time to time by Pattaya bar proprietors / customers.

I ran across a video about the bar scene in this small town and decided to take a look at some other videos. All publishers of same had generally positive opinions of the place; none recommended it for more than one of two nights. Still, the video producers seemed to be welcomed by the bar girls who sit out in the open. The bars seem to be strictly beer bars with no go go options. Maybe 20-25 bars clustered together along one section of road. Convenient.

Titles of YouTube videos to view:

Pattaya Side Trip. Ban Chang Bar Crawl.

Ban Chang Wow'4 K.

Is Ban Chang a place to visit away from Pattaya?

Ban Chang Bar Crawl & Las Vegas Opening CONFIRMED.

The girls working these places are rated by me as generally 3. 7 to 5. 5, though a 6 or 6+ might be spotted. Those numbers refer only to my assessment of looks; do not reflect extra points that might be added for attitude.

I'm curious to know if anybody here has personal information that he might be willing to share with respect to Ban Chang.

Sam.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

**Based on my quick notes in Pattaya these days :

**Day 4 - Girl 1 (35 years old) : A Soi near the beach. Slim but not skinny, pretty well-built. Massage in my top 3, rated 5* minimum. Real Thai oil massage. Long, back (legs and back) and front (legs and a bit of torso). Followed by a blowjob that was a bit short for my taste but okay. I came in missionary because I'm afraid of losing my erection and desire if I switch to doggy, as has happened a few times recently. 1300 B + 200 B tip.

**Day 5 - Girl 1 (35 years old) : My current favorite, and she's not expensive. She's really trying to lock me down. Every day she messages me saying she loves me (and probably my Bahts too). She's going to Bangkok for 2-3 days and asked me to see her today. I did because I wanted her, and she gives good massages. After a great massage, she got naked, and I positioned her nice ass above my tongue for a 69she seemed to like it but not too much. We started in missionary, and when I felt close to coming, I took her in doggy and came almost immediately. 1000 B + 200 B tip.

**Day X. Girl 1 (32 years old) : Soi Honey. I made sure to book with xxx an hour before leaving my place. She said okay, she was happy to see me. At 1:30 PM, as I head out, I message her to say I'm on my way; she replies that she's waiting and free. I get to the massage shop not even 10 minutes later, and the mamasan tells me she's not available, she's with a customer, and I should come back in half an hour (yeah, sure, sweetheart, I'll do that). So I had to change my plans urgently, which I didn't appreciate, and girls who pull this kind of stunt don't see me again. She's been sending apology messages since, but the issue is her reliability is now zero for me, and I'm not ready to book with her again or even go see her.
Anyway, I head back to Soi Honey and see my little yyy sitting nicely in front of her massage shop. We greet each other, and I walk on. Then I remember she gives amazing massages, excellent blowjobs, has a cute face, and is sweet. So I turn back, and we head upstairs to the first floor. No regrets: the massage, the blowjob, I take her in missionary, I crush her a bit and slightly smother her with my belly (not on purpose, but it turns me on anyway), and I finish her in doggy. Really a great session. 1300 B + 200 B tip.

[UglyAzzMan]

Desire soi 6 Livestream. A guy admitted he bought 1,200 drink the last few months. Aka $6,000.

He mentioned he might self ban himself. I agreed.

No telling how much he has spent overall.

[MongerHunger]

Seen this sign in Pattaya advertising the current transportation rates.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

I booked the TomTaxi, got the confirmation email and instructions, about the meeting place:

"Confirmed booking.

1000 baht include highway.

When you arrive my driver will show your name arrive hall (2 floor) meeting point Gate 3.

If you not find my driver you can contact me by email or call +66 982812537".

The price is excellent anyway, but I made the booking for 2 pax, just in case I'll find another fellow mongerer to split the bill with.

Thank you again for helping me avoid the sharks and their triple prices, last time when I didn't had a bus reservation and I was trying to avoid a 2 hours wait for the first available one, the taxis were quoting me 3 k to Pattaya, all of them working in a coordinated modus operandi, and that was daytime with the busses still running, I can't even imagine how they will attack at night when they see you stranded wih no other options.

Yes, I also think it's a good plan, because there's all sorts of chaos when it comes to transportation, and when I arrive after a long trip, I'm completely exhausted and just want to get to my condo quickly and with as few problems as possible. And plenty of scammers are on the lookout to rip off tourists.

Same messages and I follow the same procedure when I arrive at Suvarnabhumi, about ten times a year. Simple and clear. No need to rush around.

I'm glad everything went well for you ;-)

[Pimpampoumpipo]

A quick report based on my rough notes from my visits to massage parlors in Pattaya.

**Day 1 - Girl 1* Went back to see the same girl on 2nd Road. She's still a safe bet when you get off the plane. That said, I feel her motivation is dropping a bit. Massage is still high quality, but the duration was shorter. I only took 25 MG of sildenafil. No need for more after the trip since I'm pretty excited when I arrive. 1300 THB + 200 THB tip.

**Day 2 - Girl 1* Beautiful woman, she wore a stunning long red dress like she was headed to a gala, with a tiare flower in her hairshe was truly ravishing. Naked, her body was exactly my type. A gorgeous woman in her thirties. Excellent massage, both gentle and firm. Then a really good, long blowjob. She came in doggy while my libido was fading. I let her think I came in doggy too. In reality, I lacked motivation from the start. Still gave her 2000 THB because I want to keep good relations with her. 1500 THB + 500 THB tip since she's an old acquaintance.

**Day 2 - Girl 2* Soi Honey, the old salon of my little Sa. When I'm low on fantasies and can't finish, lately I go see my specialist to get my dick "examined. " Fabulous blowjob, deep throat, wearing a sexy secretary outfit. She's 50 but sparks tons of fantasies. That's what I'm really afterbuilding scenarios in my head, I'm too jaded. Came in missionary. She's sweet with me, even soaps me up in the shower. 1300 THB + 200 THB tip.

**Day 3 - Girl 1* LK Metro. I'the written off sex today due to doubts about my libido after my failure yesterday.. Still swung by Soi Honey but found nothing, so around 3:30 PM, I hit Soi 6. There were starting to be a lot of girls, some really cute, but I was worried about my performance issues. Passing by LK Metro again, I ran into an acquaintance. I figured I'the at least go for her pro-quality massage. Affordable for a quickie, a bit pricier for a massage if it doesnt work out, but still very reasonable either way. Top-notch massage, gentle yet firm, superb. You can tell she's a professional. I started getting a nosebleed, which ruined my relaxation. But an amazing blowjob got me focused again. Then I came in missionary after 2 minutes. Really good. 1000 THB + 200 THB tip.

[Old And Ugly]

I booked the TomTaxi, got the confirmation email and instructions, about the meeting place:

"Confirmed booking.

1000 baht include highway.

When you arrive my driver will show your name arrive hall (2 floor) meeting point Gate 3.

If you not find my driver you can contact me by email or call +66 982812537".

The price is excellent anyway, but I made the booking for 2 pax, just in case I'll find another fellow mongerer to split the bill with.

Thank you again for helping me avoid the sharks and their triple prices, last time when I didn't had a bus reservation and I was trying to avoid a 2 hours wait for the first available one, the taxis were quoting me 3 k to Pattaya, all of them working in a coordinated modus operandi, and that was daytime with the busses still running, I can't even imagine how they will attack at night when they see you stranded wih no other options.

[Bunky]

Soi 6 is like the olden days. Most of the girls are average but there's some cute ones too. The best lookers seem to be fixed on 2k for short time, then with a drink for you and her and room, you're looking at around 2,700. . . . Pattaya can't be beat on value accommodation and food. . . . Tried a couple of gentlemen clubs but I never see girls I want to f*ck in them. . . . You can still have a good time in Pattaya, at an ever increasing price.

Solid report. Full of useful information and succinctly written. Thanks to Khun Hans for adding value to the forum.

[Turgid]

Count me in!
(I tried to replace "count" with "c*nt", but it gets corrected)

Ironical that this site is administered by prudes.

[SoberHans69]

I'm in Pattaya now and it's definitely a good time to come in terms of number of options.

Soi 6 is like the olden days, when every girl tried to pill you into the bar instead of staring at their phones. Most of the girls are average at best but there's definitely some cute ones too. I've also noticed that the new girls seem to perform better in the room than the average Thai girl used to, haven't had one star fish this trip.

As for the negatives, Soi 6 is no longer good value, the best lookers seem to be fixed on 2 k for short time, then with a drink for you and her and room, you're looking at around 2700 minimum.

I have no idea what the go go's are like as I stopped going in them years ago but as usual Pattaya can't be beat on good value accommodation and food.

I tried a couple of gentlemen clubs but like my past trips, I never see girls I want to f*ck in them tbh.

You can still have a good time in Pattaya, at an ever increasing price, but I think I'll stick to Brazil in the future as the mongering is much better there.

[Old And Ugly]

Tom Taxi: 24/7.
Suvarnabhumi > Pattaya (or vice versa) = 1000 B.
Pattaya > Bangkok downtown (Asoke, for example) or vice versa = 1300 B
Good vehicles and good drivers. Cheaper than Bolt or Grab, and the vehicles are better. I use them all the time.
Reliable. It's best to book in advance
https://www.tomtaxiservice.com/booking/
WhatsApp / Line / Tel: +66982812537.

Thanks Mosquito and Pimpampoumpipo, I'm going to use Tom, the price is reasonable.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

What are the options around midnight other than taxis. On 12 Go site the last bus is at 10 pm, and nothing until next morning at 8 am.

Tom Taxi: 24/7.
Suvarnabhumi > Pattaya (or vice versa) = 1000 B.
Pattaya > Bangkok downtown (Asoke, for example) or vice versa = 1300 B
Good vehicles and good drivers. Cheaper than Bolt or Grab, and the vehicles are better. I use them all the time.
Reliable. It's best to book in advance
https://www.tomtaxiservice.com/booking/
WhatsApp / Line / Tel: +66982812537.

[MongerHunger]

Isn't it better to go in high season when there are many more ladies in town so chances of getting the hottest ones are better? I will not travel all that way for mediocre girls.

There are lots of advantages of low season. Don't believe the myth. Don't believe the hype.