Pattaya Reports

[Dickaprio]

WTF. I just banged a civilian.

In my mind was a conflict going on: she was good looking but too old, but believed or not I didn't had a woman over 30 since 2012 when I divorced my first wife (second one was 22 and I exchanged her for newer models when she got 30), so out of curiosity, and as an experiment I started playing along, because she was the one hitting on me.

Well not so great outcome (for you), but you still had some nice time.

On a friendly note, you may consider modifying your user name to 'Old and Not Ugly', because she was hitting on you. Just Joking.

Your reports are well written, genuine (But as some wise members suggested in the past; 'Take it with a grain of salt') and subtle humour incorporated in them. Thanks for sharing this field report on freebie experience. Cheers.

[Goferring]

I'm often visiting Chinese hookers in my country (Netherlands), even though 95% of them are (well) over 35 yo, and their blowjob skills are indeed amazing.

China remains one of the few places where hookers actually go to school to learn techniques and how to please. Calling it school may be an exaggeration but they are definitely taught skills and methods. Hence the Red Rope massages, Fire and Ice BJs etc.

Contrast these with the local girls who rely on past boyfriends, word of mouth from other girls and watching porn.

Enjoy. G.

[Mogwai]

Her blowjob skills were exquisite

I'm often visiting Chinese hookers in my country (Netherlands), even though 95% of them are (well) over 35 yo, and their blowjob skills are indeed amazing.

so the body was not the problem but the condom

Did you tell her that the condom was the problem?

[BackpackBrian]

I don't like having to take the girls all the way back to my hotel near Central Festival.

Are there any gentlemen's clubs (GC's) on Walking Street?

Are there any clubs on Walking Street with on site action?

[Explorer8939]

I read a report about the low season, and about all the hookers giving it away for almost nothing before heading home to the province. Maybe the report was referring to the ones I don't like and they are cheap, or maybe I came to early. Also when I was here earlier this year, I was with the GF for a 1 week stop on the way to Cambodia, we did some sampling together, but by far not as much as I wanted to. So far I didn't pay any of the crazy prices that I was quoted for in house dining. It seems that I'm doing ok with the TF ones in the 1500 to 2000 range, I got it figured out: the idea is to catch them as soon as they go online, otherwise is an endless conversation that may not lead nowhere because probably they are juggling around the options, forming a que based on monetary gains, and backups.

Thai bargirl logic: during Low Season when there are fewer customers, charge more to make up the difference.

[Old And Ugly]

To my surprise, it's like living in a simulation, I can't sleep, I opened the laptop to write about last night, and to my surprise the topic of the report it's being discussed. WTF. I just banged a civilian.

Last night I went to Myth area to check the Candy Club that somebody suggested.

Candy had lots of good looking babes, but they were all sitting with a dude, and it looked to me that is BYO, I may be wrong.

I roamed thru the Myth bars, from a thousand girls, I found only 2 to my liking, one didn't want to BF, and the other one asked 4 K plus the addons, I wished her good luck and I left.

On my way back to Candy to check out if the situation has changed, I ran into this middle aged chick, that I saw few times already walking around, kind out of place, and exchanged looks with her already, because her clothes didn't fit the surroundings. She was carrying a bottle of beer sipping out of it, because I almost bumped into her I apologized, and started to chitchat, perfect english, with heavy accent. I invited her for another beer at one of the pool bars that wasn't so noisy.

She was chinese, working as a tour guide for a korean travel agency, and was in Pattaya for the first time, this being her 4th day, and was just exploring around. Her normal route was BKK, she can speak fluent english, korean, thai and of course chinese. Better looking than all around us, but too old for me, 42 or 45, she gave me both ages in 2 different occasions, short hair above shoulders, and extremely well kept face. She proposed to walk away from there to someplace quiet. We ended up by the beach in front of Central eating corn together from a cup, talking bullshit and touching eachother. In my mind was a conflict going on: she was good looking but too old, but believed or not I didn't had a woman over 30 since 2012 when I divorced my first wife (second one was 22 and I exchanged her for newer models when she got 30), so out of curiosity, and as an experiment I started playing along, because she was the one hitting on me.

We ended up in my hotel room, having sex, condom only, but we stopped so many times for her to go to the bathroom and wash, and changed condoms, and too much talking about her 2 kids 22 and 24 studying at the university in Vietnam, and about her parents, that my dick died, and she couldn't revive it. Her blowjob skills were exquisite, but every time she put a condom on my dick it died, so she did more BJ but after a while she said that her mouth hurts and cannot continue, the truth being that she had the tiniest mouth to face ratio I ever seen.

The night ended in disappointment for me, and for her because she got to the conclusion that's something wrong with her body this being why she can't make me stay erect, which was actually true, but wasn't the looks. She had tiny tits, but I'm not crazy about huge ones, but her body was better looking than a 20 yo with a curvature belly to butt, so the body was not the problem but the condom, the constant nagging and the bathroom breaks. It ended up with her in front of the mirror applying lotion from her bag to her whole body for about half hour and more talking. She asked me to go with her to the beach today to some place south of Pattaya, but I politely declined invoking something that I have to do. And that was my first and last freebie for this year, an interesting experience that reminded me why the heck I'm in SEA banging 20 yo and not hags in the neighborhood bars in US. Also good that she forgot or avoided exchanging phone numbers, I would had given her my thai nr that's going to be switched of in a few days anyway.

[Goferring]

In my experience in Thailand that normal girl with whom you had a platonic dinner can end up throwing her pussy at you. I'm not too sure about holding a conversation though.

I don't have a lot of good girl experience in Thailand. Elsewhere, it was a perfectly normal to be told point blank that she's happy to go out but it's just dinner and she would mean it. However, you are correct: after the second or third date, all bets were off.

G.

[Turgid]

Two week millionaires don't believe it but, for guys living in Asia, a platonic dinner with a normal girl who can hold a conversation can be a welcome reprieve from constantly having pussy thrown at you.

In my experience in Thailand that normal girl with whom you had a platonic dinner can end up throwing her pussy at you. I'm not too sure about holding a conversation though.

[Goferring]

That's what I'm saying, I can't get it for free anymore, so I'm willing to pay for it, I find it righteous.

Guys get criticised for paying $100 for a few hours entertainment. Yet loosing life savings, the house, kids and / or 30 years of 12 hour work days is perfectly acceptable.

G.

[Goferring]

I for one enjoy the companionship of a normal woman and do not just need them to stick my dick into.

Two week millionaires don't believe it but, for guys living in Asia, a platonic dinner with a normal girl who can hold a conversation can be a welcome reprieve from constantly having pussy thrown at you.

[Mr Enternational]

You guys really need to disabuse yourselves of the idea of "free" pussy. There's none. Women will always cost you *something*. Money, time, effort, attention, headaches.

That is being disingenuous. By that token since you have to buy a car, pay for gas and insurance, and buy clothes to wear to work then why even get a job? Life costs money, time, effort, attention, and headaches. So why even live?

I for one enjoy the companionship of a normal woman and do not just need them to stick my dick into. And if you know how to manage them properly, then you do not have to spend all the money, time, effort, attention, and get the headaches.

[Old And Ugly]

You guys really need to disabuse yourselves of the idea of "free" pussy. There's none. Women will always cost you *something*. Money, time, effort, attention, headaches.

For every stunner you see, there's some guy who is absolutely sick and tired of dealing with her and her bullshit and bored of fucking her, too.

A few bucks for 30 mins-1 HR and I'm guaranteed never to have to deal with ANY of her shit afterwards? That's a fucking bargain in my book. And if / when you want more, you pay for more. No more, no less.

That's what I'm saying, I can't get it for free anymore, so I'm willing to pay for it, I find it righteous.

[Mr Enternational]

However, I'm aware that as a westerner in my 40's I'm not exactly the type some girls want (the super white, young, silicone, anime face), and I'm sure they would quote me high prices because either they don't want to go with me or because that's what their customers (Koreans) normally pay. So I don't even bother.

Man you do not know that shit. You know how many women are single because guys assume shit and do not bother? The same as every guy on here likes different things in women, those chicks like different things in men. You can not assume that because a chick is known for x then she will not go for why. She might be sitting there the entire time hoping a guy like you would approach her. Hell you might end up fucking the chick for free while everybody else pays 5000 baht. Don't count yourself out before you even get in the game.

[ChrisD1680]

So yes that's the whole idea of this business: provide services to the less fortunate ones, that cannot get it for free at home, in my case being the millage, I don't know specifics about the rest of the good looking guys roaming around.

You guys really need to disabuse yourselves of the idea of "free" pussy. There's none. Women will always cost you *something*. Money, time, effort, attention, headaches.

For every stunner you see, there's some guy who is absolutely sick and tired of dealing with her and her bullshit and bored of fucking her, too.

A few bucks for 30 mins-1 HR and I'm guaranteed never to have to deal with ANY of her shit afterwards? That's a fucking bargain in my book. And if / when you want more, you pay for more. No more, no less.

[Old And Ugly]

Honest question: why did you go to Pattaya? You were making us all envious getting threesomes in the Philippines at very good rates. Now you are being offered individual girls for 5 KB /8600 PHP.

I will say that your pic shows things are turning around. 1800 well spent 😜.

Thanks for the honest reports.

G.

I read a report about the low season, and about all the hookers giving it away for almost nothing before heading home to the province. Maybe the report was referring to the ones I don't like and they are cheap, or maybe I came to early. Also when I was here earlier this year, I was with the GF for a 1 week stop on the way to Cambodia, we did some sampling together, but by far not as much as I wanted to. So far I didn't pay any of the crazy prices that I was quoted for in house dining. It seems that I'm doing ok with the TF ones in the 1500 to 2000 range, I got it figured out: the idea is to catch them as soon as they go online, otherwise is an endless conversation that may not lead nowhere because probably they are juggling around the options, forming a que based on monetary gains, and backups.