Pattaya Reports

[Mr Enternational]

I've never Experienced this. Prices remain Static no Matter what season.

My Hotels don't raise prices in low season either.

Finally agree with this guy on something. I think many people are having false memory if they say the prices are different from season to season. The only difference is the amount of tourists in town. The prices stay the same.

[Old And Ugly]

Geriatric is usually considered 65 yrs and older. You said she was in her 40's.

Joking. Everything over 30 should be considered geriatric, when mongering.

But tonight I did it again, I fucked a 35 yo lady selling produce from Isan. I passed her cart, and I had to fend an incoming car on a narrow street, I don't know the Soy nr. And bam! When I saw her body that was hiding behind the cart, tall toned, nice butt, nice boobs, my brain froze, I continued walking, then I turned around and walked back to her, waited until a customer finished buying some green leafy stuff, and with the risk of being slapped or yelled at, I made my move, first a compliment, then some chitchat as much as her english permitted then I asked her directly if she wants to go with me to my hotel, she was giggling then said yes. Left the cart with the lady selling dry fish next to her, and she told me that she needs to be back by 4 am when they go back to wherever they stay overnight. Was only around 9 pm, so that was no problem. We didn't talked money yet, but in the jeepney / bus on the way to the hotel she asked how much I'm going to give her, and I was going to say 2 K, but she continued saying 1 K, I said yes of course. She's a 35 yo farmer from Isan, no kids, no husband, (looked 25 to me) comes to Pattaya to sell produce, and stays 1-4 days until she sells everything then goes back, and returns next week, or after a week, I didn't get it exactly.

When unwrapped she had an amazing toned and tanned body, and when she let her hair down it was like a dream come true. She fucked me like there is no tomorrow for hours, moaning and saying something in thai. She liked to kiss a lot and was sticking her tongue in my mouth, which is ok. , but it feels weird because that's my job. I think this one was the best one so far despite her being a geriatric. I didn't ask, but I suspect she wasn't properly fucked in a long time. No condom mentioned.

I gave her 2 k for the amazing performance. She just left not long ago, around 1 am, and I'm thinking to go get a masseuse and bring her in my room for a relaxing naked massage (she needs to be naked also) no sex, then go to sleep, I'm also hungry, but I shouldn't eat this late. While in TH I constantly have this fear of the masseuse being a LB if she looks too good. On TF I have 16 unread messages, but I didn't opened them.

[MongerHunger]

after last night's experience with a geriatric, I avoid them like the plague

Geriatric is usually considered 65 yrs and older. You said she was in her 40's.

[AggieDad1]

Around 8 in the morning I got this one, 1500 with condom, tight pussy, good BJ but a lot chubbier than the pic from her profile. I don't know if they are on a rapid fattening diet, or there is an app that makes you slimmer without being obvious, but the pic was hers.

I did a daytime walk on Soy 6 to see the merchandise on display in broad daylight, and to tell you the truth most of the girls are unfuckable from my perspective, just like in the PH, as soon as they come across some dough, their first priority is to eat like little piglets. They are all fucking fat with a few stunners mixed in-between.

On TF I'm flooded with requests to meet from 35+ ladies, some good looking, and some hags, but after last night's experience with a geriatric, I avoid them like the plague, the older they get, the more rotten their brains become, better to get them in their early 20's while they still have blanks to fill upstairs.

Right now I have a mental debate, if for the early evening session should I order delivery from TF or go sample the goods hands on before purchasing. The view from afar is fogging my brain, and they are luring me into the depth, like the sirens, and I know it that once I'm close by the perception will change.

The average Thai woman is short and "curvy". The taller and slimer they are the higher the odds of then not actually being a woman. We used to joke when I worked in China that Chinese girls were always hungry. Thai girls are the same. They eat a lot. LOL.

[Old And Ugly]

Around 8 in the morning I got this one, 1500 with condom, tight pussy, good BJ but a lot chubbier than the pic from her profile. I don't know if they are on a rapid fattening diet, or there is an app that makes you slimmer without being obvious, but the pic was hers.

I did a daytime walk on Soy 6 to see the merchandise on display in broad daylight, and to tell you the truth most of the girls are unfuckable from my perspective, just like in the PH, as soon as they come across some dough, their first priority is to eat like little piglets. They are all fucking fat with a few stunners mixed in-between.

On TF I'm flooded with requests to meet from 35+ ladies, some good looking, and some hags, but after last night's experience with a geriatric, I avoid them like the plague, the older they get, the more rotten their brains become, better to get them in their early 20's while they still have blanks to fill upstairs.

Right now I have a mental debate, if for the early evening session should I order delivery from TF or go sample the goods hands on before purchasing. The view from afar is fogging my brain, and they are luring me into the depth, like the sirens, and I know it that once I'm close by the perception will change.

[Old And Ugly]

Thai bargirl logic: during Low Season when there are fewer customers, charge more to make up the difference.

You hit the nail in the head!

[Old And Ugly]

I don't like having to take the girls all the way back to my hotel near Central Festival.

Are there any gentlemen's clubs (GC's) on Walking Street?

Are there any clubs on Walking Street with on site action?

Soy 6 is closer to your hotel, and they all have rooms in the back, actually is harder and pricier to take them to your hotel. I don't know if WS has the same logistics, but being from Vegas I know how a tourist trap looks like, and I stay away from it.

[UglyAzzMan]

I read a report about the low season, and about all the hookers giving it away for almost nothing before heading home to the province. Maybe the report was referring to the ones I don't like and they are cheap, or maybe I came to early. Also when I was here earlier this year, I was with the GF for a 1 week stop on the way to Cambodia, we did some sampling together, but by far not as much as I wanted to. So far I didn't pay any of the crazy prices that I was quoted for in house dining. It seems that I'm doing ok with the TF ones in the 1500 to 2000 range, I got it figured out: the idea is to catch them as soon as they go online, otherwise is an endless conversation that may not lead nowhere because probably they are juggling around the options, forming a que based on monetary gains, and backups.

Who's advice are you taking seriously. Giving it away Free before going home tend Buffalo. Hahaha.

You don't pick up Girls at Candy Club. Hahaha.

[UglyAzzMan]

I don't like having to take the girls all the way back to my hotel near Central Festival.

Are there any gentlemen's clubs (GC's) on Walking Street?

Are there any clubs on Walking Street with on site action?

There are short time rooms on Walking Street.

[UglyAzzMan]

Thai bargirl logic: during Low Season when there are fewer customers, charge more to make up the difference.

I've never Experienced this. Prices remain Static no Matter what season.

My Hotels don't raise prices in low season either. Hahaha. Hahaha.

[Dickaprio]

WTF. I just banged a civilian.

In my mind was a conflict going on: she was good looking but too old, but believed or not I didn't had a woman over 30 since 2012 when I divorced my first wife (second one was 22 and I exchanged her for newer models when she got 30), so out of curiosity, and as an experiment I started playing along, because she was the one hitting on me.

Well not so great outcome (for you), but you still had some nice time.

On a friendly note, you may consider modifying your user name to 'Old and Not Ugly', because she was hitting on you. Just Joking.

Your reports are well written, genuine (But as some wise members suggested in the past; 'Take it with a grain of salt') and subtle humour incorporated in them. Thanks for sharing this field report on freebie experience. Cheers.

[Goferring]

I'm often visiting Chinese hookers in my country (Netherlands), even though 95% of them are (well) over 35 yo, and their blowjob skills are indeed amazing.

China remains one of the few places where hookers actually go to school to learn techniques and how to please. Calling it school may be an exaggeration but they are definitely taught skills and methods. Hence the Red Rope massages, Fire and Ice BJs etc.

Contrast these with the local girls who rely on past boyfriends, word of mouth from other girls and watching porn.

Enjoy. G.

[Mogwai]

Her blowjob skills were exquisite

I'm often visiting Chinese hookers in my country (Netherlands), even though 95% of them are (well) over 35 yo, and their blowjob skills are indeed amazing.

so the body was not the problem but the condom

Did you tell her that the condom was the problem?

[BackpackBrian]

I don't like having to take the girls all the way back to my hotel near Central Festival.

Are there any gentlemen's clubs (GC's) on Walking Street?

Are there any clubs on Walking Street with on site action?

[Explorer8939]

I read a report about the low season, and about all the hookers giving it away for almost nothing before heading home to the province. Maybe the report was referring to the ones I don't like and they are cheap, or maybe I came to early. Also when I was here earlier this year, I was with the GF for a 1 week stop on the way to Cambodia, we did some sampling together, but by far not as much as I wanted to. So far I didn't pay any of the crazy prices that I was quoted for in house dining. It seems that I'm doing ok with the TF ones in the 1500 to 2000 range, I got it figured out: the idea is to catch them as soon as they go online, otherwise is an endless conversation that may not lead nowhere because probably they are juggling around the options, forming a que based on monetary gains, and backups.

Thai bargirl logic: during Low Season when there are fewer customers, charge more to make up the difference.