Pattaya Reports

[CaliTexMex]

Recently got back from a few months trip to Thailand arriving before Songkran. Stayed in Pattaya mostly. I have not been back since right before COVID shut everything down and it was quite the shocker to return. Been coming to Thailand since 2014 yearly, sometimes with a few trips per year until the disaster of our current human leadership degraded itself to new depths.

I was primarily surprised at how the traditionally Bangkokian conceited attitude from overpriced working girls had sauntered its way south to Pattaya. Not going with hansum man, prior only rarely experienced in the more "upscale" gogos, had become a common occurrence, also infecting the bar lasses and coconut courtesans to lesser degrees, respectively. "Coyotes", "sick pussy" (STD? Bleeding? "only drink" from some, with a younger gentleman's club lady begrudgingly agreeing to a 600 THB BBBJ (+400 for the house). Windmill, Chick, Shark, Champagne (major WTF! Bliss, Sapphire. No matter the prestige or target market, all ladies were basically 4000/7000 THB + 2500 for the house, even as late as 03:15.

Prior trips I had always been able to regularly pull the hottest girls for maximum 1000/2000 + 500-1000 for the house. Any gogo was negotiable before, both barfine and lady rate. Most ever prior trips was 1000 + 2000 LT from Shooters in 2018 (back then they had serious talent) and most recent (right before COVID) and memorable was Pandoras for 400 + 1000 for a jaw dropping schoolgirl.

These are the dreams men live for and what makes a country top class.

I soon soured on the current gogo scene. During Songkran the girls' attitude in general was shit. Not as many to choose from and girls everywhere, except a few token spots, asking way too much. The most egregious was a cute 20 year old non-tattooed girl at Namthip bar asking 4000 THB + 1500 for the house to leave at 02:45 off deep in Soi Bukhao. We had bumped into each other on the street, and I was thankful to finally see an attractive natural young woman during Songkran that was available for a fine. We chatted for a while over a drink via translator. After I offered her 1000 THB for a quick shag, the next question she asked me was, "Do you like children?

I asked her to clarify. She pointed to her much older and fatter sisters. Had the feminist bullshit infected my beloved Thai women? This trip was turning out the worst trip out of roughly two dozen. Before parting ways as she refused to budge from 4000, turning down my very generous 2000 THB offer, I made sure she saw the fat stack of 1000's in my wallet as I was paying. She noticeably perked up, but quickly downplayed her gut reaction with that increasingly-common haughty, "I've got plenty of sponsors" attitude as she scurried off to the back to change clothes to go home. Exchanging LINEs, which worked in the past to soften them up over time, could not crack her mercenary attitude. "4000!" she would only respond.

Old reliable Soi Honey delivered a very decent 20 year old 30 minutes later for 1000 THB + 200 for the house. Wow, the massage partitions had markedly improved! No more cardboard walls and soiled sheets. This was by far the best change to the scene since COVID. I would return several times for BBBJs, a few more CFS, with one nerdy skinny young girl with big fake tits demanding CBJ, which I always oblige but do not prefer.

When not having to work hard during the "day" back home, I would stroll Beach Road to get some cardio and look for diamonds. Some of my best lays and terrifying situations were from the coconut bar. This trip thankfully there were no dangerous experiences, but reflecting the broader economy, the talent was significantly down along with the display of girls, often shying or cowering from the rambunctious stroll of the GoPro / cell phone vortexes of bad vibes calling themselves "vloggers"influencers". These guys need the Mexico / Colombia treatment. Luckily I found a few decent women in their 30's, of whom I would finally visit their preferred short time hotels out of curiosity. The prices for the room with a fan was 200 THB + 1000 for the lady for BBBJ + CFS.

Sometimes with a light massage first. These beds reminded me of the old Soi 6 rooms. Miraculously never got sick, likely due to historical dues.

The second biggest surprise were the amount of fat piggies. Oink. Oink. Had I landed in Angeles City? Looking back at all the old photos confirmed it wasn't less-liver-strained beer goggles of years past inciting the lust a traditional Thai woman invokes. These girls had a lot of time and extra money to sit around and pound rice. If you're into "thick" women you'll be in hog heaven. Do the, formerly "normal", skinny Thai women know they are in smaller supply?

The third surprise were the rates for CFS. I never paid more than 1500 THB this trip, with the mean around 1100 THB to the girl. Most attractive women (all prior trips paying 500 - 1000 THB) wanted 2000-3000 for a short time which is frankly not worth it. Luckily I am not as hungry as I was in my 20's and can go days without busting if needed. The best finds of the trip included a girl at "LOL Lita" bar in Soi Made in Thailand, a brand new lighter skinned, non-tattoed 8/10 who had just turned 20 according to her ID. We played a couple games of pool while having a few drinks, which cost 180 THB for her. Barfines were 800 THB. We negotiated for a while and settled on 1000 THB for CFS or 1500 THB for CFS + BBBJ, an action she was refused to provide during negotiations. Later in the room she would give me a BBBJ before I slowly fucked her very tight pussy in a few positions before busting a huge load. I would leave her with 1000 THB while she gave me a naughty smile saying "Why you not give more?" before lunging for a kiss on the cheek after exchanging LINEs and going to her taxi.

The next best find was on Soi 6 at LUST. A solid 8/10 20 year old nurse on her first week. Huge natural DDs that were as perky as any. Sweet girl with a brain; no tattoos. Settled on 1200 THB + 400 for the house. The most novel event was being punched in the cock after refusing to buy a toy or cookie from someone who should not be out late on Soi 6. The second most novel: a girl offering two shots in a two hour session for 1500 THB on Soi 6. She followed through in earnest.

Most novel new place was a massage brothel right off Walking Street that had full service as low as 1000 THB for 15 minutes of service and attractive girls. I chose the 1500 THB 30 minute package but only needed 15 minutes as the girl was a sweet young girl from Chiang Mai with another very tight pussy. The place had a nice room with clean transparent shower in which the girl was not shy in lathering you up. Not sure what it's named but you can't miss it if you notice small print. I thought their time / tier pricing model was fair and reminded me of European establishments. This could catch on.

There seems to be a large group of bars on Soi 6 which are engaging in near extortion. Minimum drinks, livestreaming, outrageous short time rates, Asian customers only, etc. I think these belonged to a certain notorious wicked group but can't be sure. Easy to avoid after a few queries upfront.

The fourth surprise were the increasing age of the girls available. Thailand apparently has decided to supply gringos with the see-team talent and gringos happily pay multiples of what was asked just a few years ago from the be and A-team talent. What's up with this 20 year old age floor? I had turned away the entire army of women at Champagne, or what's left of it, due to them being so damn ugly and old, a bevy of heavily-tatted, blown-out banshees better fitted for the Nuevo Laredo donkey show, until Mama pulled a very nice girl who turned out to be 19 from the back. Had a drink and chat with her. When asking for the barfine she said 20 was the age limit for a barfine. When she got up to dance, she kept the pair of shorts over her gstring. Lame. What the hell was happening? Is this place America? Will we be able to look at attractive women in another 10 years without legal concern?

Men, we have lost our way. Another topic for another time.

The fifth surprise was, for the first time, I felt completely assured that as the man with the balls and the money, *I* was making the rules and calling the shots completely. It was a combination of rekindling from the successes found among the masses of bad deals, the much cheaper and / or better deals had elsewhere, the lack of desperation due to time and experience, and the resolve to strengthen the fraternity ascribed to all men, regardless of background, who visit Pattaya to experience the options only celebrities (now iffy) and attractive young homosexual men can experience back home. Good pussy is in massive oversupply in Asia, Africa, Eastern Europe, and Latin America. Good money is not, regardless of the front Thai women are increasingly relying on to their detriment.

The sixth surprise were all the new clubs on Walking Street. Wow India represents! Way too loud though. Never entered. Myst is an absolute mosh pit with bad attitudes and no attractive girls that ever wanted to fuck. Insomnia still has decent talent and good vibes. Got an early 30's natural gym girl to fuck for 1000 THB at 03:00 on a weekend. Everywhere else was mostly full of uninspiring girls or girls asking 2000+ for a short time.

The seventh surprise was ThaiFriendly actually working with hot girls. In years past I had used paid versions with nothing but catfish attempts. Always sent them packing with a few baht for taxi. This time every girl was as shown. One girl was coming after her shift at her massage shop. She was a cute 22 year old girl with natural perky the tits. Great English. We talked for about an hour while.

She cleaned my messy condo up. It was so erotic watching her clean and hold her drooping t-shirt with one hand to now show her cleavage in her bra while sweeping the floor and balcony. She was a sensitive, kind girl who had a hobby of adopting stray animals. We eventually consummated our agreement, 1000 THB, after about 90 minutes of cleaning every inch of the place (with me helping) with a standard session. Ended up giving her an extra 500 THB for the cleaning and light massage she gave. She would message many times asking to clean again. In typical Pattaya fashion, I would not meet a second time. Great gal.

I would regularly chat with girls asking 3000+ for ST, prices you could get for similar age / quality if you know where to look in Dubai, among other places. Any medium chosen this trip for good, fairly-priced pussy needed uncomfortably increased effort, a troubling trend.

Have online streaming / chatting services ruined Pattaya? Are foreign simps grossly overpaying for pussy (or worse, attention), no matter how hot and young? Was it the luck of the draw this trip? Are the cameras ruining the vibe? Do men care less for their fellow man?

Nobody likely has all the answers. What I will say is that the desire to revisit Thailand has dropped heavily. Never could have imagined saying this. While not as crazy and licentious as Thailand, there are other countries nearby and in other regions that offer better value for pussy, an understatement for some. I can see a newer definition of short times with increasing pricing offered by more establishments finding middle ground to keep both pounders and providers happy. Short time guys don't use up much time, especially if the quality is high. I could also see girls offering more genuine long massages, cleaning services, and / or cooking to support the prices they are asking.

Attached are some photos of girls I had this visit. This is the lowest quality and worst trip out of many in terms of paid women. I will most likely continue my yearly trips to Europe and, occasionally, Latin America. Asia I'm not sure is worth the hike. Looking at the photos of years past confirms the hottest girls I pulled this trip were the average of prior trips, with much higher quantity and availability at lower prices. I will forever appreciate the lessons learned from visiting this novel land. The world needs the Pattaya of the past.

[Old And Ugly]

Just as I thought another five seconds you would have realized the price you noted is one way only!

Lowest from Lax was like 475 the return is 675? Add it up!.
First class prices are usually 4,000 USD up, reason no way I was looking wrong, premium economy on Starlux running 1800 USD same with Eva.

Yes, that's what I said initially: ONE WAY, and the first class thing was a joke.

Any way, I was only trying to help. No need to convince you, or nobody else about nothing, because "nothing else matters".

Regular fare 2 way from US is around 1500, sometime more, sometime less depends on how lucky you are.

Myself, I only buy one way because I live in SEA, and I don't really know where I'm going to end up next month. Maybe I read about some interesting place, or some add with cheap airfare pops up in my email, or I read about pussy being on sale someplace, that's how I make my plans.

[HSendatsu]

Just as I thought another five seconds you would have realized the price you noted is one way only!

Lowest from Lax was like 475 the return is 675? Add it up!.
First class prices are usually 4,000 USD up, reason no way I was looking wrong, premium economy on Starlux running 1800 USD same with Eva.

10 seconds to find one for 598€.

https://www.skyscanner.es/transporte...e=202507121247*I*LAX*BKK*20251008*ates*SQ%7 C202507121247*I*BKK*LAX*20251022*ates*SQ&qp_prevCurrency=EUR&qp_prevPrice=580&qp_prevProvider=ins_month&rtn=1.

[LittleBigMan]

Another 5 seconds search on Starlux returns $561. Maybe you're looking at 1st class pricess.
If you're not stuck to certain dates, be a few days flexible, buy the air first, because that's the most expensive part, and plan the rest of the stuff around that.

Just as I thought another five seconds you would have realized the price you noted is one way only!

Lowest from Lax was like 475 the return is 675? Add it up!.
First class prices are usually 4,000 USD up, reason no way I was looking wrong, premium economy on Starlux running 1800 USD same with Eva.

[SouthEaster]

I don't know which Thailand you went too but the one I went to in April was full of fat chicks, to the point they outnumbered skinny ones.

[Jarango]

Do you expect Thai girls to be faithful?

LOL.

So funny.

[Chicago85]

OK so I have traveled many places in the world for decades but never to Thailand, about 10 years ago got only as close as the Philippines......

1. The going rate is roughly 3000 BHT (Which is roughly $90 USD and here in Medellin I typically pay 130,000 Colombian pesos for a beautiful fresh and young gal with great attitude and girl friends sex to boot, now 130,000 pesos is about $35. USD....

TTM.

To be honest, I don't think it's worth it at all if you can get it for 130,000 pesos in Medellin. Which is pretty damn incredible for a hot young Latina BTW. I think the last time I paid that was in 2015 or 2016, but of course I don't live there LOL.

I was in Thailand and Laos for trekking last December to January for ~4 weeks. I only spent a small amount of time mongering, but I will say a few things:

1) It's hard to find curvy Latina body type girls in Thailand. While they are getting bigger, they are quite petite and skinny for the most part

2) I was able to get some attractive independent girls from bars for 2000 BHT (as I recall).

3) Performance is subpart relative to Latinas.

The above noted, the quality of accommodations, food, shopping, and cultural sites blow Colombia out of the water. If you go for a month or more it may be worth trying. , just look beyond the girls.

My humble two cents.

[Turgid]

......latin girls are the best lovers in the world. Unlike thais, latins are wild and I love that. But they are also masters of cheating and I don't expect them to be faithful.......

..

Do you expect Thai girls to be faithful?

[Old And Ugly]

Being Curious I did do a search, Lax to BKK, on Evaair economy was gover 1300.00 USD, there is a new airline out of Taipei, Starlux based out of Taiwan also that have been keeping prices down a bit due to competition but not sure it flies to LAX.

United isn't any better from Cebu, out of Lax, it was 1400 USD, so curious what airline or website are we talking for under 400.00.

Another 5 seconds search on Starlux returns $561. Maybe you're looking at 1st class pricess.
If you're not stuck to certain dates, be a few days flexible, buy the air first, because that's the most expensive part, and plan the rest of the stuff around that.

[LittleBigMan]

This is the first search done in 5 seconds. On orbitz. If you look more, you'll find even better ones.

I did as noted put in Lax-BKk, cheapest 23,635 baht.

There is a notation like " from 198.00 " Hit got nothing! Not sure what " From " search nothing cheaper.
Just curious, I have retirement benefits going standby RT, runs me 350.00?

[CaliTraveler]

Skyscanner, book 3 week in advance.

[Old And Ugly]

Being Curious I did do a search, Lax to BKK, on Evaair economy was gover 1300.00 USD, there is a new airline out of Taipei, Starlux based out of Taiwan also that have been keeping prices down a bit due to competition but not sure it flies to LAX.

United isn't any better from Cebu, out of Lax, it was 1400 USD, so curious what airline or website are we talking for under 400.00.

This is the first search done in 5 seconds. On orbitz. If you look more, you'll find even better ones.

[Andres901]

OK so I have traveled many places in the world for decades but never to Thailand, about 10 years ago got only as close as the Philippines.

Now for the past almost 15 years living in Colombia and have played in every city and pueblo in Colombia both non-pro, freelancers and pros, I don't discriminate LOL, and I love Latin women especially Colombian chicas.

But out of curiosity I have read through a few pages on this forum and see the photos, the prices, the various venues and have drawn some conclusions namely:

1. The going rate is roughly 3000 BHT (Which is roughly $90 USD and here in Medellin I typically pay 130,000 Colombian pesos for a beautiful fresh and young gal with great attitude and girl friends sex to boot, now 130,000 pesos is about $35. USD.

2. The heat in Thailand is a turn off, I have partied in the Phillipines, the DR, Havana Cuba and all through Mexico and frankly the heat / humidity is no fun, unlike the weather we have in Medellin as it is always Spring here.

3. I just checked the airfare from Medellin Colombia to Thailand and you have to travel through the USA so the times to fly is about 2 days plus, no good then THE COST is ridiculous as I see the cost for RT as about $2,800 USD! Crazy. (I am curios as to what you are paying for a RT flight from a US city?

4. I have read and watched on YouTube that in Pattaya especially it is being overrun by Indians, is this true?

So all in all I just answered my own curiosity and questions, it is a no go for me to travel to Thailand.

I can fly RT from Medellin to the DR or Havana Cuba for about $335 USD and the flight is a few hours and not a few days.

Be safe all!

TTM.

Since you live in Medellin, you have access to local girls. Local girls who may see a few guys a month and are not total pros. It only makes sense that they don't ask for so much. Plus you live there and thus you have access to the girls any time. Time of epm due, rent, birthday, etc. When the need comes, even girls will see you for 100 mil!

The 3000 bt is for passport bros in thailand and I know the locals chaps who live there pay much much less than that. My buddy in cebu pays $10-$15/ college girl (cheaper than mde).

Lots of indians in Pattaya. Besides being smelly and annoying, there is one advantage of Indians- They are cheap. We want cheap mongers and let me tell you why. Back in the day, I was going to Costa Rica and the girls wanted $50-80. The passport bros found out and loads of gringos coming from USA throwing money at these girls. Now it's $150-$300. Same thing happening in mde. Going rate for putas at lleras is 400 mil, a few years ago it was 200 mil. Indians don't over pay and thus keep the prices down. Love this fact!

Before, russions used to come they used to bring their hot girls. Or groups of russian girls would travel alone. But this is not the case with indians. Only Groups of men and if an indian woman comes, she is not any like the bollywood stars.

One thing I want to share: latin girls are the best lovers in the world. Unlike thais, latins are wild and I love that. But they are also masters of cheating and I don't expect them to be faithful.

Medellin has the best climate in the world and why travel to Pattaya unless you have a purpose.

Reasons I would to travel to Pattaya if you are bored and want to try something new and of course if you have the extra cash to pay almost $3,000 for coach. Plus hotel stay and passport bro priceing for the girls.

I love spicy foods and mde sucks for that. Try their mexican nachos: runny cheese, sweet beef with bacon, it's a joke. But I'm in mde for the girls not the food. LOL.

If I were you, I woud stay in mde!

[LittleBigMan]

Being Curious I did do a search, Lax to BKK, on Evaair economy was gover 1300.00 USD, there is a new airline out of Taipei, Starlux based out of Taiwan also that have been keeping prices down a bit due to competition but not sure it flies to LAX.

United isn't any better from Cebu, out of Lax, it was 1400 USD, so curious what airline or website are we talking for under 400.00.

[D Cups]

This is very true and I concur. I don't understand why people would travel to a foreign country many miles from home just to buy pussy and that's it. They are missing the whole point of traveling. I find that most people that only travel for sex are the ones that complain the most. They have no interest in the local culture, food, sites, music or traditions. They come already close minded and biased. Damn that must be a boring life. This can apply to any destination in the World. I have been to Colombia, Thailand and the Philippines multiple times but more times to Colombia. Every time I come to Thailand I thoroughly enjoy myself. The distance and cost to travel doesn't restrict me. I'm very open minded and not biased in my observations. If a person doesn't have any boots on the ground experience of a destination then they really don't know anything about what they are talking about because they have no actual experience. They just regurgitate talking points of others without any personal knowledge.

I did all the touristy stuff in Thailand, Cambodia, Indonesia, Vietnam, Philippines. Now all I want is good pussy with a nice pair of tits and a willing mouth.