Bangkok Reports

[Goatscrot]

The Pimp got raided and three Americans arrested.

What were they arrested for?

[Mr Enternational]

I was a random enough stranger that the "manager" did not remember me, and asked me if I had ever been there before.

Why do folks always put it to you living somewhere or being a regular customer as the reason you are able to do certain things? This shit is nothing special and not anything that anybody else can not do. If it does not work out the same for you, then it has nothing to do with not living there or not being known there. Look for other reasons.

Sometimes everything just ain't for everybody. Like the man (Thomas Sowell) said, everybody has equality of opportunity, but not equality of outcome. Because it does not work out the same for you, does not nean he is doing something special for it to work out for him.

[NicFrenchy]

I hope you'll consider my request worthy of the forum.

As far as giving back, you can check my posting history: after asking questions, I have never failed to post detailed reports.

I think we would help regardless of your contributions and, we are all worthy here, this hobby makes us brothers!

Now to your request, I am not going to lie, it is going to be very difficult because there are a lot of moving parts here.

Massage places that are good and offer "Men" a happy ending: Rakuten soi 33.

The place is clean, and the ladies won't question that it's a massage place for sex (although the soi is filled with these places).

I am not sure though if Rakuten ladies would service women? I see women customers there all the time, but not sure if they are offered extras.

There is a foreigner girl offering tantric massage for women, she has a male colleague as well, but it's outright advertised as tantric so maybe a little too direct.

Soi 22 has places that offer ladies massage but they're brothels, maybe not the image you want to show.

I think the easiest way is to go to Soi Cowboy or Patpong (NOT NANA) and get the girls tipsy, alcohol will help them relax and maybe show their real needs / wants.

I'll send you a PM for something else.

[JayWonEm]

One of us guys used to be in an intimate relationship with one of the ladies, while the other two are familiar but not intimate, although that could change either before the trip or during it.

My friend and I are straight, and to my knowledge the ladies are straight too, but quite possibly a little bi-curious.

So, I know these two ladies well enough to go on holiday with them, drink in excess and be merry, but when it comes to prostitution and the overall sex vibes that permeate Bangkok, I have no idea how they'll react.

Maybe they'll be happy to visit Soi Cowboy once, and that will be it. Or maybe they will really go wild. I guess they don't know it themselves, and we will only find out once we're on location.

Whatever the line on mild to wild is, I'm taking the over LOL.

You know them, but if they are going to Bangkok with you they have to have a pretty good idea of what goes on. Just taking a wild guess, they will want to go to the gogo bars, they will probably want to buy at least one of the girls a lady drink, and they will watch you two closely to observe your reactions, hoping you behave like "healthy males" but don't cross the line. They will understand the freely available options to you, and in an instinctive effort to protect their territory they will hook up with you guys in a hormonal fury ignited by the sexual tension of the evening.

Or else they will say, "Ick, prostitutes! Let's go back to the hotel! Nah. The first one.

[Sam Sanuk]

19 year old MILF from a Soi Cowboy top tier go go bar. Farm fresh. Bailed her out at about 10 or 11 pm. She left after breakfast in the morning about 10 am Short negotiation in her bar. How much? She replied "up to you". She accepted 500 baht offer enthusiastically. Blow job that night. I woke up in the morning with her mouth caressing my dick. "Junior" was at full attention. "You want to fuck"? She asked. Before I could answer, she was already mounting up.

[Werqweq]

If you have had BBFS with "girls" at Wonder Massage then your experience with the umbrella and especially the recent call to another shop to find a suitable girl for you could not possibly reflect what happens to a "random stranger" there, right?

I was a random enough stranger that the "manager" did not remember me, and asked me if I had ever been there before.

When I was offered the poncho was my first time in the shop I think, and I thought it an unusually service minded gesture at the time. I think I've only sessioned two more times after that, max three, All with different girls, and in the span of a year or more, so I'm not surprised they did not remember me.

Random stranger is an apt description I think.

[Koharski]

Has anyone on here asked to make sex videos with any of the ladies, with model releases, etc? If so, how did that go?

[Llantarnam]

My go to place. Wood BJ Bar which offers 800 & 1000 baht tiers.

They're not lookers, but they know how to get the job done.

[JizzyB]

My go to place. Wood BJ Bar which offers 800 & 1000 baht tiers.

Any reasonably priced blow job bars one can recommend please?

[BeachDrone]

Mademe Claude is good, more upmarket decor etc, been a couple of times, v. Pretty girls but maybe a bit inexperienced. They also seemed to not have as many girls working for them as the majority of other BJ bars. Again that's only my opinion from being there twice.

I have been to Madame Claude a few times, most recently in November 2024. Excellent experience every time. I opt for the massage with full service, and all have been good fun. Madame Claude is not a place where BBFS is easily available, if at all, but having said that, I'm sure someone has had that experience, too. I'll definitely return on my next trip to Bangkok in November: first to Sakura-Akasaki on Thong Lor for the salt-scrub to really feel clean, second: dinner, third: Madame Claude.

[Ryo Saeba]

Dear brothers,

I haven't posted here in a long time.

Regular civilian life distracted me from our hobby, and I haven't seriously partaken since 2017, even though I kept lurking from time to time.

However now, out of the blue, an occasion to visit Bangkok presented itself. But it's going to be outside the range of my previous experiences, and I find myself in need of your expertise.

It'll be 3 nights and 3 days. Myself, my best friend, and two female friends in their late thirties.

The ladies, both single at the moment, apparently are longing for something a little adventurous, a little spicy.

Since I'm the only one who's visited South East Asia and Thailand in particular, my three companions will rely on me to organize everything and show them a good time.

Now, what do I mean with "good time"? Good question. I don't know it myself.

First of all I guess I need to briefly clarify our relationships and leanings.

One of us guys used to be in an intimate relationship with one of the ladies, while the other two are familiar but not intimate, although that could change either before the trip or during it.

My friend and I are straight, and to my knowledge the ladies are straight too, but quite possibly a little bi-curious.

So, I know these two ladies well enough to go on holiday with them, drink in excess and be merry, but when it comes to prostitution and the overall sex vibes that permeate Bangkok, I have no idea how they'll react.

Maybe they'll be happy to visit Soi Cowboy once, and that will be it. Or maybe they will really go wild. I guess they don't know it themselves, and we will only find out once we're on location.

My guess is, we'll fall somewhere in the middle, maybe fooling around in public with some gogo girls as the topmost experience.

But with that said, I intend to take my role of chaperone seriously, and be prepared with a wide range of options, from the vanilla to the outright depraved.

To put my experience and knowledge of the city in perspective, at one point I visited Bangkok 4 times in 7 years (though my last visit dates back to 2015), both by myself and with a wingman, but crucially never accompanied by a woman.

So here I am, asking questions, feeling like a newbie:

- any massage parlour when the massage is real and sufficiently professional, but there's also more on offer, including for women? (I'm thinking along the lines of the salt scrub in Sazanka, for those who know / remember it).

- is there a sufficiently well-appointed beer-bar area, with the usual games like connect-4, that I could use as a soft starting point?

- which of the gogo bar areas do you think is best suited for women and couples? Any gogo in particular?

- are there other venues, clubs and whatnot, that cater to couples?

- any sort of dance / burlesque shows where the dancers mix up with the crowd and are available for private time?

- any exotic / erotic show, like girls with pythons?

- I'm trying to understand if a gentleman's club like Pimp could be an option. Do you think that two caucasian women would stand out too much? Would they feel out of place? Too much of a brothel vibe?

- regarding fetish clubs, I had an online look at Demonia and Octopus but the girls' quality seems appalling. Any similar place you'd recommend with decent looking providers?

I will of course read the forum and search for info outside ISG, but any kind of help you may offer to start me off will be invaluable to me, from straight replies, to mention of other reports here on ISG, to external links, and so on and so forth.

I hope you'll consider my request worthy of the forum.

As far as giving back, you can check my posting history: after asking questions, I have never failed to post detailed reports.

Thank you,

Ryo.

[LuvMe17]

Any reviews of BJ bars in patpong?

[Fargler]

You are not joking? A BJ bar that requires condom?

Ya I was confused. I stood there a minute, and did my self check: Freshly showered? Check. Clean clothes? Check. Deodorant? Check. Mouthwash? Yep. WTF? Mamasan repeated "NO GIRLS DO BBJ".

Anyone who has been there, let me know if they got different results. Maybe I'm ugly?

I posted the pricing of the place a few weeks ago, some cuties and no Condom, make sure you confirm CIM to the cashier (they all do CIM but you don't want to be disappointed).

Thanks for the solid information. I will likely give them a try this weekend.

Mademe Claude is good, more upmarket decor etc, been a couple of times, v. Pretty girls but maybe a bit inexperienced. They also seemed to not have as many girls working for them as the majority of other BJ bars. Again that's only my opinion from being there twice.

Thanks for the info. Any idea on pricing? It's probably on their website I just haven't looked.

Fargler.

[Nyezhov]

The Pimp got raided and three Americans arrested.

[PgReal]

I frequent:

Lolitas. Soi 8 alley - 800 baht.

Kasalong. Soi 6 Alley - 800 Baht.

Wood Bar. Soi 7 alley - 1000 Baht.

Duangporn Haven. Ratchadipsek by Asok BTS - 800 Baht.

I didn't like:

Vovo. Soi 33 - 1400 Baht? Pick your provider from an iPad.

7 heaven. Soi 33 Alley - 1300 Baht pick your provider from an iPad.

BitStyle. Soi 22 alley - 1300 Baht, condom mandatory, fat girls only.

Never been:

Secret Kiss. Soi 23 - 1300 Baht Does anyone know if they require a condom?

Magic Table. Soi 7? - Sometimes gets advertised as a 1200 baht BJ bar. Can anyone confirm? Is it no bar fine, no lady drink, can I just pay for play? No condom?

Lacha 869. Soi 26 Alley - 1400 Baht Any intel? Does anyone know if they require a condom?

Unsure:

Madame Claude. Have I been? I should check my own post history. I must have been VERY drunk / stoned at the time if I don't remember. Or maybe I am very drunk / stoned now!

Fargler.

P.S. Add to the list please if you know more places, and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. Good info is what I'm after, and why I take the time to answer a post like this.
P.S.S. I am editing a little as I find new data

I lot of places will do line-up's at certain times and ipad picking at other times, depends really on how busy they are. E. g Vovo and 7 Heaven mentioned above I've had line-up's. What I am saying really is their policy isn't set in stone. Also I find the mamasen is quite honest if you chat to them and get their advice on what would suit your needs most.

Mademe Claude is good, more upmarket decor etc, been a couple of times, v. Pretty girls but maybe a bit inexperienced. They also seemed to not have as many girls working for them as the majority of other BJ bars. Again that's only my opinion from being there twice.