Pattaya Reports

[Werqweq]

Her offer is insanely ridiculous. Must be an inmate in asylum.

Around 15 years ago, when I was living in Thailand, I set up a date with a girl on thaifriendly. I joked a bit back and forth with here before we met, and she, I thought, joked back with me that she could only meet during some specific hours, as she was currently living in hospital X, and those were the hours she was allowed outside. Hospital X was a known crazy people hospital/psychiatric ward.

Well, when we met, at whatever coffee place or restaurant I liked to use at the time, it turned out she was not joking.

[Werqweq]

It's not just the white western women. A plain looking 30-something woman on a Thai dating site found me and was offering herself for marriage. Sin sod was $5,000,000 (USD), which soon got changed to $10,000,000. After marriage, she was requiring 50,000 baht be sent to family monthly, in exchange she would do the cooking for me, but she wouldn't clean the house. If sent 100,000 baht monthly to family, she would also do the house cleaning.

So are you now doing the house cleaning yourself, or?

[Captain Solo]

Her offer is insanely ridiculous. Must be an inmate in asylum.

Tell her you would offer her 2,000 Bahts a day which includes sex in any position any time, cook, clean, wash your car, mow your lawn, run errands.

It's not just the white western women. A plain looking 30-something woman on a Thai dating site found me and was offering herself for marriage. Sin sod was $5,000,000 (USD), which soon got changed to $10,000,000. After marriage, she was requiring 50,000 baht be sent to family monthly, in exchange she would do the cooking for me, but she wouldn't clean the house. If sent 100,000 baht monthly to family, she would also do the house cleaning.

[HorseTrader]

These girls are dreaming of marrying a billionaire, if unsuccessful then a millionaire, and if successful they will then dream of fucking young hunks.

It's not just the white western women. A plain looking 30-something woman on a Thai dating site found me and was offering herself for marriage. Sin sod was $5,000,000 (USD), which soon got changed to $10,000,000. After marriage, she was requiring 50,000 baht be sent to family monthly, in exchange she would do the cooking for me, but she wouldn't clean the house. If sent 100,000 baht monthly to family, she would also do the house cleaning.

[Turgid]

.... dreaming of the future dominance over men like me and the whole world .......

These girls are dreaming of marrying a billionaire, if unsuccessful then a millionaire, and if successful they will then dream of fucking young hunks.

[CaliTraveler]

There is a meme I have recently stumbled upon on the X (former Tweeter), it goes something like this- 'be me, a twenty something guy from Ohio studying in New York, 65% of the students are American females mostly white, totally fucked up in their head, they don't talk to each other, like never, let alone to a guy from Ohio like me, they get up after each class like like zombies, maybe they drink canned lates or soup from plastic cup and go back to the next class dreaming of the future dominance over men like me and the whole world but will inevitably fall into the 'travel / study solo to France or Italy' or one of those female traps, and back to the US as a broken down feminist after a few years". There's all the wisdom about the western female you need to know to strategically avoid them. I remember meeting girls at NYC bars in my twenties when I first immigrated to NYC from Europe in the mid 90's and girls were much different then, princess mentality but not as hard core feminist as they are today, they were a lot more approachable. I was in one of the hostels in Maui three years ago, now as a fifty year old and had a fun time, Banana Bungalow hostel is a party hostel, DJ music every night and I must say, the vibe was beautiful, the hostel also gives free rides to tourist attractions like Road to Hana and Volcano trips and those activities get young people together pretty quick, but hey, let's keep it real, young western girls are looking for young Australian and American kids, surfers, body builders and guys with money, don't get fooled. And it's all perfectly fine, that's why God gave us places like Thailand and Colombia where we can literally have fun with girls that look like miss universe contestants without a fear of loosing the house and kids. And western women know it too, so the big reason of her not wanting to talk to you or me is because she is well aware of all this and she's furious. However, some of us will have fun abroad but will want to end up with a women of our own kind, and trust me, they are out there, you just have to look for them. Friend of mine, he's from New Orleans, lives in LOS Angeles for the past five years, he wants a white American or European woman and would not even consider anything else let alone paying for the action and he is approaching his 60's, so he is trapped, he knows it and he keeps hope alive. But for most of us, all we have to do is save a few thousands, book a flight on sky scanner and voila. Anyways, life's great, and we have to thank God every day for without God, there would be nothing.

[LittleBigMan]

Lately, you can't go by that anymore, as the girls got taller, lots of them have big feet now, scary.

Not me, I'm not a big guy although they are taller in your opinion when I check them out it starts with the shoes 36-37 work my way up. They are 40, the bell start to ring, if they are D or E wide as I work my way up things better offset the width. I like to doggy if they too tall I got to stand up on the bed.Then if their toes are speard out I'm not fucking no frog I eat lots of frogs but I'm not fucking one. LOL.

[Old And Ugly]

......... There is also a bunch of other things that go into my process which is like Eddy Murphy I'm not waking up with someone that their feet are larger than mines! LOL! I don't care it she is a 10!

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Lately, you can't go by that anymore, as the girls got taller, lots of them have big feet now, scary.

[LittleBigMan]

Yeah well nakeup and hair can also transform a dude unrecognizably. I do not think as many guys would go for ladyboys if they were not wearing the makeup and hair. You ever seen those cats walking on Soi Buakhao in the morning looking like a regular dude with implants?

As for chicks, I rarely talk to a chick wearing makeup. I prefer to see what I am getting without all the warpaint. So to me it almost always does the opposite of what they think is pretty. If a chick comes to my room with makeup on, the first thing I do is send her to the bathroom to take it off.

For me it never gets that far to my room or anywhere. The worse ones are the the white paint face it has to be natural. I do my interviews when they are on stage, I'm not looking at them dance I'm reading their body language and facial expression as to how they might interact or not. If they look at me I rarely even smile and if they ask for a drink, that checks them off! I'm not cheap have no problem buying drinks on my terms. If they do get that far a drink I don't care what they drink even water but how fast they ask for one makes a difference I do lots of talking that is my interview process. There is also a bunch of other things that go into my process which is like Eddy Murphy I'm not waking up with someone that their feet are larger than mines! LOL! I don't care it she is a 10!

Although, I haven't paid a BF in years at a GoGo, there was also a time if I did, prior I ask them don't be coming out in six inch platform shoes or a dress as if we are going to the prom! LOL!

[Pimpampoumpipo]

How to score hostel chics during backpacking? Anyone has idea here.

Which hostels should I target?

Dorms with 8 or 10 beds per room. More if possible. Otherwise, sleep on the beach or play guitar on a sidewalk in Bangkok.

[Turgid]

Hang out at a Hostel, talk to them, smoke some weed, be cool, flash the cash.

I get them at a hostel in Siem Reap, I'm 70 but I have weed, money, air conditioning and a good game.

You da man. It would take me a few days before I enter her panties. During that time I'll have to spend time with her and listen to her shit. During that time I could be banging some Thai beauties instead.

[Nyezhov]

How to score hostel chics during backpacking? Anyone has idea here.

Which hostels should I target?

Hang out at a Hostel, talk to them, smoke some weed, be cool, flash the cash.

I get them at a hostel in Siem Reap, I'm 70 but I have weed, money, air conditioning and a good game.

[Mr Enternational]

As men we look the same all the time, but makeup and hair can transform a woman unrecognizably, in this case whatever she thought was pretty, was doing the opposite, makeup wise.

Yeah well nakeup and hair can also transform a dude unrecognizably. I do not think as many guys would go for ladyboys if they were not wearing the makeup and hair. You ever seen those cats walking on Soi Buakhao in the morning looking like a regular dude with implants?

As for chicks, I rarely talk to a chick wearing makeup. I prefer to see what I am getting without all the warpaint. So to me it almost always does the opposite of what they think is pretty. If a chick comes to my room with makeup on, the first thing I do is send her to the bathroom to take it off.

[Old And Ugly]

Let me just add? Now if they are missing a arm or leg that is obvious, but for a while now maybe it is old age arriving! Remember in H. S. At least for me, we use to say lady in 30 someone mother we would say or think she OLD!

Now at less for me, on a regular basis I would see a line up, at a GoGo, GC etc. You can present a suppose 10 plus aside from the looks, I'm thinking she a good fuck, today I'm more attracted to one very little makeup, natural, I would say ugly, but average and that is up for debate. One of my standards go to a top GoGo, she bares all inspite of not being a top looker, to me that takes balls, a girl that is doing what she needs to do to get the top salary to buy baby food. She isn't getting picked she knows it not like the others but she is there that shows me something that something is if you do get pick and someone pays attention that attention is appreciated. It might should funny but there have been many times I've pick one based on that standard and got my world rocked!

Lower standard, I've pick some great legs nice body but face so so and hit jackpot. Now I haven't had the balls to do a disable or midget but really not my think just like LB or Trans when in doubt pass!

See? That's another difference, makeup or no makeup, and a deeper way of thinking about the future performance, and the reason she's there. Myself also put the body first, then the face, because we are all unique in looks, and I find hidden beauty everywhere. A month ago I banged an average looking push cart veggies vendor with an incredible body, and after showering and letting her hair down, I was in for a surprise: dark lips, dark tanned skin, beautiful curly hair, her face looked totally different than on the street with the hair tided up behind the head, and cheap red lipstick, very beautiful. As men we look the same all the time, but makeup and hair can transform a woman unrecognizably, in this case whatever she thought was pretty, was doing the opposite, makeup wise.

[DeepThoughts7]

Probably if you're young, handsome, and have patience for a few days to listen to them talking nonsense while going to yoga together, and get stoned afterwards. But most likely you will just waste your time.

Running away as far as possible from fucked up in the head western females and easy access to exotic pussy is the main reason everybody comes to SEA, why come all the way here to experience home cooking?

Hi, this is absolutely the best response I have heard. Why in the world would you fly so far and then waste so much time and effort to meet a messed up Western lady who is trying to find herself? Especially when you are already in the best region to meet large volumes of exotic.