Medellin Reports

[JohnnyJohn1992]

There is something addicting about the American strip club experience. Getting teased for a half hour from a girl who knows how to perform a lap dance is an amazing experience to me.

It just isn't sustainable for me to pay $500 for that in the US, especially when I can pay 20% of that for a full-blown service with someone just as attractive in Colombia.

Is anyone else a big of a fan of strip clubs and lapdances and been able to figure out a way to get that satisfaction in Medellin? Finding lap dance style dancers in MDE has been tough but I feel like they must be there.

On another note, I had my first solid experience with seeking. Submissive 19 year old who told me she would do whatever I wanted her to. Pretty good start.

[Orgasmico]

On my last trip when I was leaving MDE the security guy saw all of the stamps in my Passport and was suspicious. He asked if I had luggage and I said yes. He took a phot of my passport and let me go.

Has happened to people I know at MDE and they went through their checked bag.

[Gbs123]

Isn't it cold and rainy right now in Colombia? Where do you look for the girls in such a weather?

[KeviKev68]

Finally started flagging people because of their luggage. Wonder if they are as diligent in Cartagena and Bogota. Funny, they crack dude's bag and he has the stereotypical Victoria Secrets, rubbers and baby oil lol

https://youtu.be/k_C_qotp294?si=uYejNnDPNiM8uxs0

On my last trip when I was leaving MDE the security guy saw all of the stamps in my Passport and was suspicious. He asked if I had luggage and I said yes. He took a phot of my passport and let me go.

[Orgasmico]

That was funny. Bogota has a lot more normal travelers and Cartagena has a lot more normal tourists. They know all the freaks go to Medellin.

True Bogota has more of a business clientele and more "normal" tourists. I think the outliers I see are dudes that have been listening to you guys telling people to fly to Bogota and get through immigration faster and then transfer to Medellin LOL.

Cartagena hmmm. A lot of riff riff and crazies go through there too but year, they probably get more normal folks and beach goers. Meddy has a bad rap.

[Orgasmico]

combined with his 'passport bro' look (t-shirt, shorts, baseball cap)

Seen dudes go through Medellin and Bogota security with durags on their head and pants sagging so I don't think immigration pays much attention or cares about attire of tourists.

[DiscoverFL]

Finally started flagging people because of their luggage. Wonder if they are as diligent in Cartagena and Bogota. Funny, they crack dude's bag and he has the stereotypical Victoria Secrets, rubbers and baby oil lol

I have a feeling the bondage equipment is what pushed him over the top, since it creates a perception of potential violence or rape. That combined with his 'passport bro' look (t-shirt, shorts, baseball cap), and his inability to have a credible story explaining all he brought or why, just put him over the top. Denying entry is more of a grey area. Likely we in the USA might also deny someone for the same reasons under the same circumstances (I mean pre-Trump, not the current more aggressive environment). If you are bringing a small store of 'whatever', have someone lined up you can message as the recipient and dress like a local. Not a sex tourist.

[Mr Enternational]

Finally started flagging people because of their luggage. Wonder if they are as diligent in Cartagena and Bogota. Funny, they crack dude's bag and he has the stereotypical Victoria Secrets, rubbers and baby oil lol

https://youtu.be/k_C_qotp294?si=uYejNnDPNiM8uxs0

That was funny. Bogota has a lot more normal travelers and Cartagena has a lot more normal tourists. They know all the freaks go to Medellin.

[Orgasmico]

Finally started flagging people because of their luggage. Wonder if they are as diligent in Cartagena and Bogota. Funny, they crack dude's bag and he has the stereotypical Victoria Secrets, rubbers and baby oil lol

https://youtu.be/k_C_qotp294?si=uYejNnDPNiM8uxs0

[DiscoverFL]

Interesting. Based on what I've seen in places, the conditions must have been pretty bad or maybe something else behind the scenes. I wonder how they deal with spots in the barrio populares and up in the mountains.

Short answer is they don't. The difference between a wealthy country or state and a poorer one. In a wealthy location (say California), they are able to get near 100% full enforcement. In a place with limited resources like Colombia, they focus first on high-traffic highly-impactful places (malls, tourist centers, business centers, etc.) and then fawn out from there as their resources best allow. Meaning that they are less likely to get to small, farther, lower impacting locations on the desired level of frequency (like a food stall in el Centro). As the government's economic situation improves, then they can hire more resources and improve enforcement. You see the same thing in any other country and even in the states (compare enforcement in Alabama to say Massachusetts). BTW, in Medellin there is a circular green sticker you will see in locations that shows last date of inspection.

[Orgasmico]

I live here in Colombia too. My "source" is my baby mama. She works in the industry. One day we were at a food court in Manizales having lunch with my daughter and her brother and several restaurants suddenly closed one of which was Frisby and that is what the kids wanted so there was of course some discussion and I asked her what was going on and she said it was inspections by the health dept. ,I forget the official title. She went on to tell me how strict they are.

Interesting. Based on what I've seen in places, the conditions must have been pretty bad or maybe something else behind the scenes. I wonder how they deal with spots in the barrio populares and up in the mountains.

[Manizales911]

Interesting. What is your source? I live in Colombia so I'd like to know more about this if you can share where you got this information. Also, if you have information about restaurants that have been closed due to a failed inspection.

On an unrelated topic, I've lived in Medellin for about 8 years now and have experienced numerous tremors and have never seen anyone walk around inspecting buildings or asking questions so I'm always interested when someone suggests that there are inspections of things.

I live here in Colombia too. My "source" is my baby mama. She works in the industry. One day we were at a food court in Manizales having lunch with my daughter and her brother and several restaurants suddenly closed one of which was Frisby and that is what the kids wanted so there was of course some discussion and I asked her what was going on and she said it was inspections by the health dept. ,I forget the official title. She went on to tell me how strict they are.

[DiscoverFL]

Interesting. What is your source? I live in Colombia so I'd like to know more about this if you can share where you got this information. Also, if you have information about restaurants that have been closed due to a failed inspection.

We are going way off topic. But Google "Resolucion 2674 de 2013", issued by the Ministry of Health, and enforced by INVIMA and local health secretariats such as Medellin's Secretaria de Salud. Medellin itself runs a program called "Establecimientos Seguros y Abiertos al Publico" that you can also google.

[Orgasmico]

Colombia actually has strict rules, inspections and enforcement

Interesting. What is your source? I live in Colombia so I'd like to know more about this if you can share where you got this information. Also, if you have information about restaurants that have been closed due to a failed inspection.

On an unrelated topic, I've lived in Medellin for about 8 years now and have experienced numerous tremors and have never seen anyone walk around inspecting buildings or asking questions so I'm always interested when someone suggests that there are inspections of things.

[Mr Enternational]

So what bothers me so much about seeing roaches dead or alive on food for display, is I can't help but imagine what things look like in the kitchen out of public view.

Yeah well welcome to earth. Just imagine the deer that are shitting on that lettuce when it is out in the field growing. Sounds like you were neither a boy scout or in the military or have been to Asia where they eat bugs for snacks.