Yangon

[Cucumber]

I am currently in Yangon.

Yangon remains not a very good mongering destination. Everything closes early, prices are high and hygiene is bad. Perhaps if one stays here for a long time and manages to develop som really good local contacts, it could be better. There are lots of refugees in town, youth unemployment is sky high and it is difficult to get out of the country. But it is certainly not a good place for short time encounters and there is no way of making it efficient.

Emporium is as it always has been: big lineup, hard to choose (little room for dialogue), closes early, expensive, many pushy waiters and touts who all press you for tips, service unpredictable and often really bad, can only take a girl for the whole night. But there are many girls there.

Apple is far away from downtown, in the direction of the airport. A lot of girls and high prices. It is supposed to have taken over from the old JJ, which was what once made Yangon an interesting mongering destination. Apple has quite a big selection. There is a hotel in the same building, but it is pretty rough (smelly, big wet, mouldy patch in the corner of my room, grubby shower). So either you have to put up with that, or take a girl back to your hotel and keep her for the whole night. The girls don't like taking taxis in the middle of the night. Beware that there are several places in Yangon called Apple. I think the correct Apple Bar location should be this one https://maps.app.goo.gl/FCy4Fjeg8CD1c4dm8.

Royal Holiday is a hotel. On the top floors there is a brothel. Many strange smells before you get there (rotten fish, sweat, urine. ? Lots of (wannabe) tough-looking guys meet you. They have a good lineup and prices are not as bad as Emporium or Apple. They show pictures and then you choose on that basis. But it is also possible to ask for a lineup. There were about 40 girls present when I was there.

I visited the floating hotel referred to in recent posts here on the forum. It is hard to get to and definitely not an area one would want to get lost in at night. They can call in girls, but they said it is only worth staying if it is for the whole night.

The various discos / clubs, like Club 5 and Pioneer, are not very full most of the time, most clients are rich kids, not a working girl in sight.

[DerFoxy]

Hi everyone, I'm new to the forum and currently planning my first trip to Yangon in three months. I've been advised to use Telegram channels to date girls in Yangon. Apparently, there are some matchmaking channels that are supposed to be very good. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find them. Can anyone who knows about Telegram help me with the search? Or does anyone still have good Viber contacts from their last trip? I'm looking for pretty, slim girls who aren't too professional.

[Axel Heyst]

AxelHeyst, your in-box is full.

Not anymore.

[Mosquito2002]

Mak, I stayed at the Park Royal on my 2nd trip in 2018 and I met my favorite Burmese girl in Club 5. Cindy (Shwezin) was a friendly girl and a real Asian beauty. There was no quest charge at Park Royal for Club 5 girls and no club entry fee for Park Royal guests. I think Thursday and Friday are the best nights to go there (most girls). I also checked out Empire and it was good provided you bide your time and until you see a real looker. They have them.

I stayed at the Wyndham on my 3rd trip in 2019 and hooked up with my Cindy once again. One night she took me to the Pioneer club with her GF and later both girls spent the night. What a great night! Pioneer was a rocking club with lots of people. Most of the girls were amateurs out with friends or on a date, but there were some FL's there too. One look and you can tell the difference. 555. Everybody was very friendly.

There was another bordello up north that I heard good things about called the Diamond Lake Hotel Spa, KTV & Disco Bar or Apple Entertainment which is actually the relocated JJ Entertainment, but I did not have the time to check it out. You might want to consider this bordello if it is still open.

Anyway, I was all set to head back to SE Asia in April 2020 and I was planning to take Cindy on a side trip to Ngapali beach for a few days, but then Covid hit and my trip was scrubbed. I still think about her occasionally and I would like to go back to Burma one day, but since 2021, I have become hooked on Brazilian girls, specifically Sao Paulo girls, so I keep putting off my return to LOS, Phnom, Yangon, and Jakarta. But maybe I will return in April 2026.

So, I looking forward to reading your trip report and getting an update on Yangon.

A. H.

AxelHeyst, your in-box is full.

[Mosquito2002]

Is this place like Emperor, where the models are available for take-out??

[SuperLover010]

I went to Macy Spa in China town Sinn O Dan Street, between 18 and 19 Street, next to. Yangon Regency hotel.

The nice looking, smiling Htoo Htoo offers oil or Aleo Vera massage for 90 minutes 45.000 or 40.000 Ks.

The massage was really good and professional. She tease your balls and ass. When you turn she offer handjob for 50.000 Ks extra (first she say 150.000 Ks, but I don't understand, what she offer. Her English is not so good). She show her beautiful big boobs, I may touch and lick. The HJ was really good. So I left Macy very happy.

[TravelingMan3]

Hopefully the problems reported in the report before this one is temporary as I'll be living in Asia next year and planned to visit. I'm a little concerned about safety but not enough to stop me from making the trip.

[MGrover]

Went to Yangon for a few days. Prices of the hotels are very cheap, but strict security because of the recent bombings in town. The Park Royal even had military guards. Went to the old Club 5 in the basement there, it was dead apart from a few old ladies asking silly prices. Other places from the past now closed down. Met a pimp that said he could get girls. Brought 3 girls later in a car and I chose one. Cost was $80 total, including whatever cut he took from it. Chinatown was filthy, like post-apocalyptic level. Unfortunately Myanmar is a broken state just now. Stopped in Pattaya for some fun over the weekend before flying home.

[MadMax9336]

Good Report.

Please clarify prices, as you posted 100.00 USD converted to 4 k kyat. Thus, 200 k kyat would be near 5 k USD.

Currency converter has 100.00 USD being 210 k kyat.

1 USD = 4 K Kyat that is the conversion I got.

[Mosquito2002]

Need to knock Myanmar off my bucket list.

Yangon definitely my top choice to visit (one of the safer places in Myanmar, it seems).

Any info / intel would be appreciated. Only looking at a 3-4 days visit.

[Mosquito2002]

3rd day / night.

After the last night mess up, we decided to enjoy the normal touristy stuff and plan to visit the emperor and try our luck again.

We ended up going to spa in downs stair of park royal and paid 80 k for one hour which seems to be decent but no happy ending, the chick said she can come in the night. I gave the room number and went for swimming to relax after decent massage. At that time some tourist minister came to visit the hotel and my wingman chatted with him who happens to speak very good English. They seems to be very polite and encouraging the tourists to come over. No military, police stopped us while we were there.

Went down for lunch after freshening up, ended up changing another 100 USD at the rate of 4100 in the inhouse jewelry shop, I can get better rate like 4500 but did not have energy to stroll around in the rainy, humid environment.

This is when I ended up meeting one gentleman in the hotel who seems to be frequent to this city and has some local contacts. We hung around with him while doing some shopping for jades in local market. He and his local family took us dinner to near by waterfront where there is a small cruise ship parked. We had good time having nice food, beers costed around 100 k for all 5 of us. Upong telling the last night story, the local guy suggested to go into this cruise ship which happens to have in house spa. We went and found beautiful chicks offering massage for 30 k in a beautiful environment and full service sin condom (I got carried out initially during the massage but controlled and put on the rubber later). For an extra 100 k, my wingman seems to be paid 200 k I guess and my chic complaining that I paid her less. I told her if she can come to my hotel that night will give her another 200 but she declined stating the curfew start at midnight and she cannot leave the ship unless on her day off.

Over all that was first good lively session followed by an excellent massage where I never experienced the tricks, movements. Overall very satisfied with that session and came back to hotel and did not even tried to visit the emperor again as we have early morning flight to Singapore.

Conclusion, the city is safe, people are nice, no hassle from police / military at least for us, park royal is friendly despite one night mess, no one cared and ended up extending one more night for $40 usd as we initially booked only 2 nights. 5 k tip to each security at park royal gave us royal treatment, they all know us and giving us VIP treatment. I am not sure what they think in their mind but every one is giving best service. They even brought as Indian cook to our room and asking us what we want to eat next day morning. We tried some south Indian dishes for breakfast. BTW. Don't take their buffet for $10 or $20. Instead order separately.

Feel free pm me for pics or other details.

Good Report.

Please clarify prices, as you posted 100.00 USD converted to 4 k kyat. Thus, 200 k kyat would be near 5 k USD.

Currency converter has 100.00 USD being 210 k kyat.

[MadMax9336]

Thanks MadMax for you detailed post of all 3 nights. For now, I will hold off my plans going to Burma and focus on other south east asian countries.

No need to hold off your plans if you are already thinking of going there.

The prices are still cheaper than other Asian countries IMHO, but finding the cooperative one is bit challenge. It is kind of hit and miss, but still doable if you have time and game.

The city is safe, taxies and food, hotels are dead cheap. I have not really prepared in advance of finding the local contacts.

[Yendappu]

Thanks MadMax for you detailed post of all 3 nights. For now, I will hold off my plans going to Burma and focus on other south east asian countries.

3rd day / night.

After the last night mess up, we decided to enjoy the normal touristy stuff and plan to visit the emperor and try our luck again.

We ended up going to spa in downs stair of park royal and paid 80 k for one hour which seems to be decent but no happy ending, the chick said she can come in the night. I gave the room number and went for swimming to relax after decent massage. At that time some tourist minister came to visit the hotel and my wingman chatted with him who happens to speak very good English. They seems to be very polite and encouraging the tourists to come over. No military, police stopped us while we were there.

Went down for lunch after freshening up, ended up changing another 100 USD at the rate of 4100 in the inhouse jewelry shop, I can get better rate like 4500 but did not have energy to stroll around in the rainy, humid environment.

This is when I ended up meeting one gentleman in the hotel who seems to be frequent to this city and has some local contacts. We hung around with him while doing some shopping for jades in local market. He and his local family took us dinner to near by waterfront where there is a small cruise ship parked. We had good time having nice food, beers costed around 100 k for all 5 of us. Upong telling the last night story, the local guy suggested to go into this cruise ship which happens to have in house spa. We went and found beautiful chicks offering massage for 30 k in a beautiful environment and full service sin condom (I got carried out initially during the massage but controlled and put on the rubber later). For an extra 100 k, my wingman seems to be paid 200 k I guess and my chic complaining that I paid her less. I told her if she can come to my hotel that night will give her another 200 but she declined stating the curfew start at midnight and she cannot leave the ship unless on her day off.

Over all that was first good lively session followed by an excellent massage where I never experienced the tricks, movements. Overall very satisfied with that session and came back to hotel and did not even tried to visit the emperor again as we have early morning flight to Singapore.

Conclusion, the city is safe, people are nice, no hassle from police / military at least for us, park royal is friendly despite one night mess, no one cared and ended up extending one more night for $40 usd as we initially booked only 2 nights. 5 k tip to each security at park royal gave us royal treatment, they all know us and giving us VIP treatment. I am not sure what they think in their mind but every one is giving best service. They even brought as Indian cook to our room and asking us what we want to eat next day morning. We tried some south Indian dishes for breakfast. BTW. Don't take their buffet for $10 or $20. Instead order separately.

Feel free pm me for pics or other details.

[MadMax9336]

3rd day / night.

After the last night mess up, we decided to enjoy the normal touristy stuff and plan to visit the emperor and try our luck again.

We ended up going to spa in downs stair of park royal and paid 80 k for one hour which seems to be decent but no happy ending, the chick said she can come in the night. I gave the room number and went for swimming to relax after decent massage. At that time some tourist minister came to visit the hotel and my wingman chatted with him who happens to speak very good English. They seems to be very polite and encouraging the tourists to come over. No military, police stopped us while we were there.

Went down for lunch after freshening up, ended up changing another 100 USD at the rate of 4100 in the inhouse jewelry shop, I can get better rate like 4500 but did not have energy to stroll around in the rainy, humid environment.

This is when I ended up meeting one gentleman in the hotel who seems to be frequent to this city and has some local contacts. We hung around with him while doing some shopping for jades in local market. He and his local family took us dinner to near by waterfront where there is a small cruise ship parked. We had good time having nice food, beers costed around 100 k for all 5 of us. Upong telling the last night story, the local guy suggested to go into this cruise ship which happens to have in house spa. We went and found beautiful chicks offering massage for 30 k in a beautiful environment and full service sin condom (I got carried out initially during the massage but controlled and put on the rubber later). For an extra 100 k, my wingman seems to be paid 200 k I guess and my chic complaining that I paid her less. I told her if she can come to my hotel that night will give her another 200 but she declined stating the curfew start at midnight and she cannot leave the ship unless on her day off.

Over all that was first good lively session followed by an excellent massage where I never experienced the tricks, movements. Overall very satisfied with that session and came back to hotel and did not even tried to visit the emperor again as we have early morning flight to Singapore.

Conclusion, the city is safe, people are nice, no hassle from police / military at least for us, park royal is friendly despite one night mess, no one cared and ended up extending one more night for $40 usd as we initially booked only 2 nights. 5 k tip to each security at park royal gave us royal treatment, they all know us and giving us VIP treatment. I am not sure what they think in their mind but every one is giving best service. They even brought as Indian cook to our room and asking us what we want to eat next day morning. We tried some south Indian dishes for breakfast. BTW. Don't take their buffet for $10 or $20. Instead order separately.

Feel free pm me for pics or other details.

[MadMax9336]

2nd day / night.

Had breakfast and got ready for some sightseeing.

Didied to Shwedagon Pagoda and paid some 25 k entry fees and spent some time up there, after that started walking down to Kandawgyi park.

It was humid and felt hungry, hence stopped at the mall next to wyndham hotel and finished lunch. The locals seems to be much better but due to language barrier, did not tried to hook up with any one.

Mean while the airport driver called and offered the chics. Sent some picks thru viper (they use that app it seems), they seems to be pretty nice compared to the emperor chicks (similar to the ones on the fashion show), negotiated with the pimp of his contact for 200 k for each girl and asked him to bring them over in the evening.

Came back to park royal and rested for few hours and pimp came with these two chicks. One chubby, one normal. He asked 400 k upfront and told they were very cooperative and we can exchange between us as well and stay the whole night up until next day morning 8 am. We were excited and ordered the food for all 4 of us and went for first session.

At this time, we have decided to take separate rooms connected so not crowded 4 of us in the one room.

I had few drinks and asked the chubby to come for shower who refused stating she just got freshed up from home. I ended up showering alone and came back to start the session, that when I see that I got another star fish. She acting shy and not removing the cloths freely. After removing, she hopped into the duvet and lying down and hiding her face with pillo (I will post the pics later once I learn how to mask their faces and upload in this site as I never done before).

I tried to be nice and encouraging to have fun together and will tip her well if I get satisfied using the translator app, but no use. She did not allowed to kiss or BJ and pushing me to fuck her. At this time I called the pimp that take her back to exchange with some or refund the money back. As my wingman is having fun in another room with no issues and I am waiting for the response from the pimp. In the end pimp responded no one else is available and no refund. As I learnt money is gone, I ended up finishing the session and told her that if you are not cooperative you can leave instead of wasting my sleep and privacy.

She ended up going into my wingmans room and sitting there and pushing the other normal girl to go along with her. My buddy is getting frustrated with this nonsense and told me to take her back so that he can have round2. I did tried nicely to bring the chubby back to my room by holding her hand, that's when she is slapped me to release her arm, followed by slap back which made the scen ugly. Both girls went down and the security called me to release their ID's. At this time I got made and realized this is a scam, instructed not to give the ID of the chubby but the normal one as who witnessed all the nonsese that was created from the start.

In the end the pimp came to the hotel and brought the chubby to my room along with duty manager and tried to convince me to release the ID, I was firm that either refund me half the money or replace with some one else. Failure to comply with my reasonable request, I closed the door and went to bed. So basically paid 200 k to a chubby for one lame session.