Sao Paulo Reports

[Vagabundo1]

In SP, this place is the call according to Jimmyboy, who is not a cheap charlie nor a Elon Musk, merely a smart consumer.

Like 2 h bare for 550 r.

https://novabrooklin.com.br/

[Vagabundo1]

PM me for her # and insta.

We are working an infil psyop.

What is a English speaking Rooski doing in Rio de Janeiro.

Great ass, screams a lot.

But not the best ass in centaurus. That would be Thais, missbumbum Brazil, not too big a bundao, not too small a bundinha.

Oh, by the way, those cars were Mercedes.

See what I mean.

On my yacht, which is a 20,000 ton ro / ro ship, I like Mercedes. And hechler and koch.

And a Russian from Centaurus!

Can't rate her until I see that bod.

[Steve 9696]

Nounce. You mention clubs as or more luxurious than Scan. In Brazil? Elsewhere? Which clubs specifically. I would love to know the details please.

[Turgid]

......This Russian (pictured) works at Centaurus. She has a 44 (England) area code. She asks 3200 are for pernoite.......

Can't rate her until I see that bod.

[The Cane]

I think other started it first.

No, I didn't start that. And you will notice that I did not engage with respect to that comment he made. Because you see, when you break it all down, I don't know him or you or anyone else here well enough to know what your income is. So, anyone making any such assertions is just puffing up their chest. Besides, when it comes to being a "Cheap Charlie", again it's not about how much money you have. You can be a billionaire and still be a Cheap Charlie! And to know if someone is being a Cheap Charlie, you don't have to guess. You don't have to make it up. Just read what they say in their reports about themselves and their decisions. At the end of the day, I don't care how much income someone else has. I care about how much income I have, and it's enough to allow me to keep keeping on and doing how I do. And I note how your bias consistently leads to you trying to pin me for "starting it". Recall when I had not gone to Brazil for some time, and your guy Vagabundo suggested that it was because I couldn't afford it. I supposedly didn't have the income to go to Brazil. I said that was not the reason that I had not gone in a while, that I had plenty of money, and so on. And what did you do? You tried to criticize me for making "income-related" arguments, when that's exactly what Vagabundo had just done first! He said I hadn't been because I didn't have the money.

He started it, and it was my prerogative to respond if I wanted to. I wanted to. But you criticized me for "starting it", as your bias repeatedly leads you to do. Now, how's that for some "context"? Concluding, if I call someone a "Cheap Charlie", that's not me puffing up my chest and saying my dick is bigger than his (I have more income than you do). No, I don't have a clue what your income is relative to mine, and that's not what being a Cheap Charlie is all about. It's about how you choose to spend your income on the tutes and your decision making around that. What's annoying and included in my personal definition, is that with a Cheap Charlie, the behavior normally comes with all kinds of smoke and mirrors and misrepresentations regarding why they did what they did and think what they do. But strip it all away, and you see it was really about the money. That's my issue. And hey, it's your money, so spend it how you want to! But just be transparent and honest. With yourself and us. Still, that doesn't mean that you won't necessarily escape being called a Cheap Charlie by someone. I won't call you one if you're being forthright and honest that it's really about the money. Somebody want to call me "Cheap Charlie" because I won't monger in Switzerland, Dubai, or Spain anymore due to cost? Be my guest, because I don't care! At least I'm being honest and not using false narratives to justify my decision. It's about the money. And I admit it. Full stop!

[Nounce]

Well, a place is "the best" only if you like the kind of women you're going to find there the best.

Now you are providing better context, right? You can actually find places that are as luxurious as Scandallo if not more. They are usually too expensive or people don't choose the most expensive option so they don't get mentioned on this board.

I still look for value over the longer trip.

That is a reasonable take. I look for better sex so I repeat with the ones that provide the best. It's does not make sense to pay the premium day in and day out when the girls just come to my place.

Also, let's not drag things down by mentioning income. That's just a dick measurement contest

I think other started it first.

There are two tribes talking in different languages. My ealier questions were used to try to point it out.

Here is one example that without some of the nosies.

I see guys talking about how Thailand, Indonesia, or the Philippines is the best when you look at the sheer number of girls working,

Scandallo was terrible yesterday. I had never seen such depressingly low numbers on a Tuesday.

I have invited a centro guy to the most expensive club in the city and I told him I would pay for it. He refused without thinking. There are guys in differnt tribe and nothing is going to change them.

One way to clear the noise to to observe it in context.

One can make observation to understabd the other tribe better. X, Y, and Z all think Sandallo is the greatest invention. They are more or less in the same tribe but not completely the same. Hehehe.

X went to Sao Paulo to monger for 2 weeks, he went to Scadallo 2 times.

Y went to Sao Paulo to monger for 2 weeks, he went to Scadallo 5 times.

Z went to Sao Paulo to monger for 2 weeks, he went to Scadallo 10 times.

One from another tribe may find that he went 2 times like X. Haha. I mean just look at the facts to undserstand what "greatest" nean on the other tribe, don't debat and keep it to yourself.

You can also find the same about things related to money too.

[Vagabundo1]

Centaurus is better than Scandallo, BMW in Moscow.

Photographic evidence that Centaurus is better than Scandallo, and that BMW is better than Mercedes, and that Heckler and Koch is better than FN.

This Russian (pictured) works at Centaurus. She has a 44 (England) area code. She asks 3200 are for pernoite.

Now, I want you, my brave SWISS NAVY sailors to take your nuclear tipped Mark 48 torpedoes, and slide your 533 mm torpedoes into her pussy and ass from behind and breed little Russian Jews for Israel because Bibi himself has said in the Epstein files that thus can be created worthy little Einstein Spinozite Jews, which Rabbi Vagabundo has been blessed by the Congregation Beth Israel.

Furthermore, as economist dot com has said, hoaring is a luxury. So, like our other contests, this shall be settled by Eliza Sanches! Fuck this Russian until her holes are as wide as Elisa Sanches! Turn her into a true carioca. Put her in a BMW uber black and drop her off at the policia militar near Vila Mimosa for a suruba com pretos!

https://youtu.be/t63DIMeJjmk?si=d7LL6R2xH_TglGqM

Why does this pump my gonads? Because a century ago, my Grandfather, my Opa drove down the streets of Moscow in a BMW made Tiger-- almost.

And that is all this is, an argument about luxuries.

Like a ship named after that hoar, let's say the Kirov, should be sunk by a black man submarine officer in a Submarine shooting a Mark 48 nuclear tipped torpedo!

Selah.

Photographic evidence that Centaurus is better than Scandallo, and that BMW is better than Mercedes, and that Heckler and Koch is better than FN.

This Russian (pictured) works at Centaurus. She has a 44 (England) area code. She asks 3200 r for pernoite.

Now, I want you, my brave SWISS NAVY sailors to take your nuclear tipped Mark 48 torpedoes, and slide your 533 mm torpedoes into her pussy and ass from behind and breed little Russian Jews for Israel because Bibi himself has said in the Epstein files that thus can be created worthy little Einstein Spinozite Jews, which Rabbi Vagabundo has been blessed by the Congregation Beth Israel..

[Muadib69]

I have to say that you were spot-on with your assessment.

Scandallo was terrible yesterday. I had never seen such depressingly low numbers on a Tuesday. All the pretty girls are either partying at Carnival or doing something else. It got a bit better after 10 pm but it's no enough to warrant a visit. Scan waiters told me that things will pickup starting Thursday.

Like you, I will not be visiting Brazil during carnival time. Scan waiters told.

Was there also and did not expect it to be so slow allthou has I stated before I was expecting a lesser day, when I arrived I was the only men in the dining room, spent a few hours there and had to settle for a good looking girl but a few notches bellow my usual standards.

[Chicago85]

Hope you realize you sound like a cult leader. Scandallo isn't a religion. It's a good club but this kind of advocacy drives tilted pricing....

I am not cheap. My income is likely several multiples over yours. However, I am an economist and disagree the entrance fee, the rooms, the women, should vastly outweigh what women at other clubs happily accept for the entire night through the afternoon in comparison to a single hour at Scandallo.

In other words, this facade that Scandallo holds some type of screening to host the most exceptional women is not true. Possibly the opposite.

I'm not a Scandalllo 'homer', but do recognize that it has consistently high quality. I believe this is quite directly related to the fact that a girl will not put up with the establishments requirements unless she thinks or knows that she'll be able to pull regularly profitable tricks. Now who can pull regularly profitable tricks? The smoking hot girls of course!

The above noted, in any 12-14 day trip I usually hit up Scandallo 3-4 x and do other clubs, clinicas, or favoritas. While I don't mind the spend, I still look for value over the longer trip.

Also, let's not drag things down by mentioning income. That's just a dick measurement contest and I assure you that there are people here who have far longer dicks than you (or me for that matter).

Happy mongering!

[Chicago85]

Currently I am back home in the States and am feeling the Brazil withdrawal effects. You are right Steve 9696, this is bad. Acclimating to normal life again has been difficult. Below is my report on my Day 3 in SP at Gauguin + Bomboa....

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I hate to be that guy piling on, but great report, particularly the depth of detail on Bomboa. A suggested read for all. Thank you Ron!

p.s. the older woman is the mama-san there. I've spoken with her a couple times and she's a sort of liaison between management and the girls.

Also, I agree that Marcos is a good guy, but it does seem that they are getting worse with the 'nickel and diming' requests beyond the 10% tip. In my experience this has happened more on slow nights, and especially more if I sessioned with a girl. I don't mind too much as I stick to beer / water and my bill is usually below the minimum, but it is still an annoyance.

[MiamiBoy1]

Tired from a long day at work, I power napped, woke up at midnight, cleaned up, headed to Casarao.

Arrive by 1 am, saw my favorite girl, a 5'6 slim blonde, she had been sending twerking videos over WhatsApp.

By 1:15 we're in an Uber. Took care of the exit fee and two drinks.

The next 5 hours is a blur. We're smoking at my dining table, there's dancing, she's on her knees, she lowers herself on my cock and twerks her ass until I have her bent over a chair with her knees on the seat. We take it to the bedroom where she's on her knees again and then bend her over the bed, hike up her miniskirt over her waist and take her from behind. She lifts her knee on the bed so I can take her deeper and then toss her on her back. She's screaming, I have scratch marks on my back..

Much better deal compared to a covered quickie at Scandallo.

[Vagabundo1]

Photographic evidence that Centaurus is better than Scandallo, and that BMW is better than Mercedes, and that Heckler and Koch is better than FN.

This Russian (pictured) works at Centaurus. She has a 44 (England) area code. She asks 3200 r for pernoite.

Now, I want you, my brave SWISS NAVY sailors to take your nuclear tipped Mark 48 torpedoes, and slide your 533 mm torpedoes into her pussy and ass from behind and breed little Russian Jews for Israel because Bibi himself has said in the Epstein files that thus can be created worthy little Einstein Spinozite Jews, which Rabbi Vagabundo has been blessed by the Congregation Beth Israel.

Furthermore, as economist dot com has said, hoaring is a luxury. So, like our other contests, this shall be settled by Eliza Sanches! Fuck this Russian until her holes are as wide as Elisa Sanches! Turn her into a true carioca. Put her in a BMW uber black and drop her off at the policia militar near Vila Mimosa for a suruba com pretos!

https://youtu.be/t63DIMeJjmk?si=d7LL6R2xH_TglGqM

Why does this pump my gonads? Because a century ago, my Grandfather, my Opa drove down the streets of Moscow in a BMW made Tiger-- almost.

And that is all this is, an argument about luxuries.

Like a ship named after that hoar, let's say the Kirov, should be sunk by a black man submarine officer in a Submarine shooting a Mark 48 nuclear tipped torpedo!

Selah.

If you know, you know. It's the baddest puta palace on the planet!

https://youtu.be/FdhYePsTaTk?si=cnHxnwsvUB7N1mNh

[PussyRiot]

I have to say that you were spot-on with your assessment.

Scandallo was terrible yesterday. I had never seen such depressingly low numbers on a Tuesday. All the pretty girls are either partying at Carnival or doing something else. It got a bit better after 10 pm but it's no enough to warrant a visit. Scan waiters told me that things will pickup starting Thursday.

Like you, I will not be visiting Brazil during carnival time. Scan waiters told.

Yes, visiting during Carnival is worst.

When visiting last year, most of places closed for few days like it was a holiday as well.

And, weather is too hot until March.

[Tochka]

I have been to neither Scandallo or Casarao but have been to Classic. In Jakarta I preferred Malioboro (visited in 2015) to Classic and rate it the best I've been to in my life above any FKK. The distance to Jakarta is a huge disadvantage for me and as for Scandallo and FKKs, just can't spend more abroad than I'm spending at home.

While transiting through Jakarta several times on my way to Bali, I overnighted at the infamous Alexis Hotel. That place stood out for its sheer variety. It felt like a global lineup all in one venue. You'the see 20+ deep, groups of garotas from Vietnam, Cambodia, Singapore, Thailand, the Philippines, Russia, Ukraine, and more, russians dressed casually in jeans or whatever style they preferred. The diversity and room atmosphere was impressive. I select two or three countries thai & Cambodia. Kkk at night exiting Alexis a bunch of SUV were in the alley with more garotas. Thought they were taxi service kkkk. yes did the singapore scene too. a fucking three story mall with massage, spas, garotas spas, the red latern street , going house to house banging out chinese garotas full tilt.. bucket list checked bangkok soapy Annies learned how to do 4 and 6 hour long sessions kkk , BJ bar kasalong & mr wood. wait ..you publish their faces and review of services on the website ..the bangok bar run by french guy, with yellow stripe on the floor. garotas doing anal & not anal , cousins of related bar in phnom penh run by the other french guy. oh the country with infamous hungry duck --nvm

Dubai offered an "international showcase" UN experience. Visiting multiple clubs across the city, ones across from York. I walked into the clubs thinking of Bunk from The Wire. Sheeetz. Just surrounded by fucking exotic beauties: Kazakh, Uzbek, Thai, Iranian, Middle Eastern, Vietnamese, Ethiopians gals offering BBJs? A true United Nations of pussy and fakebInstagram models. Even tried the one in burquas, for bucket list. Damn garotas did not carry condoms. During a hot session with exotic kazak and her girlfriend. I had to jump out of bed several times. They really wanted it raw. They tried to. Hop on raw dogging. They wanted little snot nose tochkas running around in diapers as their lottery jackpot. Heck no. I learned tonalways carry my own stash of condoms in dubai ever since.

Back in Europe, I visited several FKK venues including Oasis, Sharks, Manhattan, and Globe. The scale there was on another level, pretty large lineups of mostly Romanian & Ukrainians garotas, open environments, themed rooms in Sharks with swing set and a king throne! Elaborate setups (swings, throne chairs, .). I preferred rooms on ground floor but enjoyed watch garotas walk up the staircade to second floor rooms. The food buffet was good and outdoor BJ in cabanas relaxing.

In Brazil, I've experienced Help and 4 x4 in Rio, plus Scandallo and Porno Queens working in the clinicas in So Paulo. Brazil overall is a fantastic experience unique energy, strong lineups of fine ass garotas that know the art of (IoP) illusion of passion, with anything goes experience sister-sister in scandallo, mother-daugther in Rio & SP, identical twins in clinicas morumbi in So Paulo, bucket list check, check and checked . all night marola fueled orgy session in panda motel with 2 monte carlos garotas with 2 sexy ass morena from 4 x4 and with 2 young skinny loria blondes solarium garotas --of course all six knew each other. The IoP was off the fucking charts. Moema swingy club with two clinica garotas, one visit to a swingy club . ok one & done.. checked. damn swingy place has an ominbus , movie theatre , gloryholes, voyuer orgy room, whips & chains.. wait that weirdo porno stuff is real ?? wtf .. sheeetz..hey why security in many of the venues are brothers ..

Final Take:

I agree with the common advice it's worth experiencing these places at least once rather than my reading about them endlessly. My own firsthand experience of Scandallo & Help was fucking outstanding top demais experiencr.

[Steve 9696]

Just want to thank Ron again for his super excellent reporting. Lots of good detail and spot on insights. Thanks for your ongoing contributions.