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[Econo Tech]

Dogs here have mange on top of mange layers deep their skin is a dried up mass that crinkles when they walk like a piece of plastic. They have the most gamey smell like burnt tires mixed with 4 month old unwashed ball sack and you can never wash off even if you burn it I suspect you can still smell that. A stray dog was living in my storage area near some card board boxes it reeked so bad I paid a kuya to handle it and it still reeks smh.

That's a very specific way to describe it. Haha.

FYI, Marcos has already converted the gold to billions of USD in case you haven't heard.

Yeah, the whole 40,000 tonnes he was supposed to have discovered.

[Goferring]

It's also an advantage that the girls think that you know, what they're saying about you.

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It's also an advantage when they don't know that you understand 😜.

G.

[Goferring]

A question for any here who've learned Cebuano: was there any particular app you used and would recommend, or any online courses, videos etc?

I'm interested in learning some of the language to 'please my squeeze', although her own English is excellent, so would appreciate any tips!

Thanks in advance.

The fastest way I've found to learn is to take said girl on a 2 week holiday to an area that speaks the language you want to learn and tell her that from stepping on the plane to stepping off, no english is to be spoken. It's amazing how quickly you will pick it up.

A word of warning: it will drive her nuts and you will have to insist on not using english several times but it's worth it.

Remember that there isn't one 'Cebuano'. Different areas have different dialects.

Good luck. G.

[ThreeInches]

Never ate dog here.

Dogs here have mange on top of mange layers deep their skin is a dried up mass that crinkles when they walk like a piece of plastic. They have the most gamey smell like burnt tires mixed with 4 month old unwashed ball sack and you can never wash off even if you burn it I suspect you can still smell that. A stray dog was living in my storage area near some card board boxes it reeked so bad I paid a kuya to handle it and it still reeks smh.

[ThreeInches]

Pesos to one US dollar: 61.62.

This fantastic for the hobby, moving into uncharted territory, pressure on oil is expected to last years. With any luck we maybe moving into a golden era of girls not being able to count on the local online hook up / walker market and gcash transfers and move back to sitting around in bars. These girls are literally starving they don't have food to eat at home, jobless and are "just another mouth to feed". I met with a local girl in the province and in her pictures she was normal looking and supposedly was going to be going to college but she was skin and bone not due to anorexia or illness but starvation.

I spend about 25-40 k per weekend (including travel expenses) and my grocery bill is about 50-70 k a month fueled by my need to eat real food. This doesn't include eating out, Gordon Ramsay Bar & Grill for some, Ruby Jack's Steakhouse & Elbert's Steak Room where I spend a minimum of 10 k. This place really isn't cheap if you have one standard of living let alone "standards".

I don't live here to save money or to live cheaply or to live a local lifestyle I'm here for one reason. Even if I were to exhaust all my savings I could sustain this style of living for 30 years+ most likely indefinitely at least the rest of my life time. I'm here to enjoy as much pussy as possible before I kick the bucket that was never going to happen in America. I don't really see the need to come here and suddenly drop every single one of my western standards. BUT this place still has women that are amazingly naive the unwoke kind here that is worth being here for 100% and paying whatever price that is. American women of any race even filam's the thought of them turns my stomach their very nature is revolting, they send chills down my spine their screeching and Karen logic is unbearable.

[PhilJoy]

A question for any here who've learned Cebuano: was there any particular app you used and would recommend, or any online courses, videos etc?

I'm interested in learning some of the language to 'please my squeeze', although her own English is excellent, so would appreciate any tips!

Thanks in advance.

Hi Fly,

Congrats on looking to learn the local language.

Having a knowledge of tagalog has helped me so much.

It's a great way to get personal with the locals and they'll appreciate your effort. From the airport and customs staff, to the hotel staff, to the freelancers on the street. It even opens some 'doors' with the 7-11 girls.

It's also an advantage that the girls think that you know, what they're saying about you.

I've always got by with tagalog and english in Cebu.

As for Cebuano, you could pay about $8 per month to use www.learnbisaya.net or similar, or you'll find the basics on YouTube just to please the squeeze.

I started out buying a Pimsleur CD pack and just had them on repeat on my drive home from work every night to learn the basics.

_Phil.

[Dg8787]

Never ate dog here.

And nope, Chinese aren't interested in this part of PH.

Unlike Koreans interested in Clark area.

Did you grab yamashita's gold? Marcos wants it back.

FYI, Marcos has already converted the gold to billions of USD in case you haven't heard.

[Flyboy 2000]

A question for any here who've learned Cebuano: was there any particular app you used and would recommend, or any online courses, videos etc?

I'm interested in learning some of the language to 'please my squeeze', although her own English is excellent, so would appreciate any tips!

Thanks in advance.

[WestCoast1]

Time to go Long on LBFMs. 😜.

I can only afford to go about 6" long. . .

[Econo Tech]

Baguio sounds good. Was there years ago. Silver filigree, strawberries, General Yamashita's gold and the first time I ate dog. Air prices are very volatile right now from Europe but the Chinese are going to clean up. If I take the Baguio route, I will go further north too, hitting the various towns in search of the perfect LBFM.

Never ate dog here.

And nope, Chinese aren't interested in this part of PH.

Unlike Koreans interested in Clark area.

Did you grab yamashita's gold? Marcos wants it back.

[Goferring]

Pesos to one US dollar: 61.62.

USD, AUD, EUR etc gained value against all Asian currencies. Strangely, they have dropped against Latam.

Time to go Long on LBFMs. 😜.

G.

[Jarango]

I live in Baguio. Well, Notre Dame is very very good.

And have you been to Baguio? Yesterday was hot, like 27 degree see. That's hot for here.

Baguio sounds good. Was there years ago. Silver filigree, strawberries, General Yamashita's gold and the first time I ate dog. Air prices are very volatile right now from Europe but the Chinese are going to clean up. If I take the Baguio route, I will go further north too, hitting the various towns in search of the perfect LBFM.

[WestCoast1]

Pesos to one US dollar: 61.62.

[Econo Tech]

I see some have been fortunate enough to have a girly guide, that would be awesome, but don't have any contacts.

I'd be grateful to receive DMs and happy to share contacts back for those interested in Dubai.

Cheers, SW.

Do some look up on Peurto Galera, seaside and has a few freelancers.

If you are looking for wham, bham thank you ma'am. Deals, start with Angeles. Red street is filled with take out girl bars.

I am based and Baguio, loads of freelancer, none available at short notice. As they have studies or work. Not the best place unless you have a lot of patience. And of course, most of the girls here are visitors looking for extra cash.

[Econo Tech]

I am going through several options and I want to explore the Pinoy one for a number of LBFM related reasons. If anyone has relevant info on Phils, please share. All other SEA countries are out for a variety of reasons.

Baguio appeals to me for a few days as long as they don't leave a scalpel in me. Other places are just too awkward and uncertain to get to.

I live in Baguio. Well, Notre Dame is very very good.

And have you been to Baguio? Yesterday was hot, like 27 degree see. That's hot for here.