Rio de Janeiro Reports

[WyattEarp]

He might not be into the mongering scene though as all his video content is about partying with locals and particularly younger non-pros.

I agree, but I don't think it hurts to ask.

The guy seems to promote the sexuality of Brazilian women. He has probably been asked many times.

[Exoticspirit]

I believe this guy Swedish gringo might provide such services.

https://youtu.be/y1KCGDvwkEQ?si=FW7vknlE6MudQg9-

He might not be into the mongering scene though as all his video content is about partying with locals and particularly younger non-pros.

[Rio Bob]

Weird question but I'll ask. Is there such thing as a guide in Rio or Sao Paolo that can set up your vacation for you. The girls, the hotels, basically outsource it all? I tried looking on google but can't find any such thing. I don't mean a resort. I would like to stay in the city but just want to pay someone to do all the work.

I believe this guy Swedish gringo might provide such services.

https://youtu.be/y1KCGDvwkEQ?si=FW7vknlE6MudQg9-

[Pahllus Maximus]

Hi Johnny Walker.

Thanks for your frankness. I own a place in the nice green hills of Rio and a good part of NYC, and yes, I am well aware of the income disparity and motivations of poor women. I pay well above the rate and then some. I work out and am no loser like the tragic mostly drunk and fat, halitosis cheap charlies with nothing else to do but pump up their fragile ego with working girls in squalid fuck hutches.

I totally understand your take. But some context is needed.

All of life is a trade, it's not fair and never was, and there is always a sucker in the game. Many of the punters here are suckers too, buying illusion and fooling themselves about how undesirable they actually are, the male equivalent to lipstick on a pig. When you see girls often enough and treat them really well and with respect (as people outside of the bedroom with emotional needs and life events), things get a lot more interesting and less transactional real fast. It's called being a human. I've found a lifestyle that works for me with those I interact with, and even have a housekeeper on a payroll AND helped her out paying for specialist care. I don't need to interact with losers, and certainly not passport bro losers. There are some very cool cats I've me through this site and on my travels, men of substance with real lives, mostly sensible and cosmopolitan.

USA has enormous problems, two of the biggies being casual violence, domination, fetish for uniforms and symbols of authority, sexual repression / hypocrisy as well as worship on status, money obesity, drug and alcohol use and a shit load of ignorance that I'm sure suits those in power. The health care failure and financial exploitation by the debt industry also comes to mind. The conditions of migrant workers on USA farms, restaurants and so on living on the very fringes is not a whole lot different from working girls, and the same can be said for most USA gig workers. Exploitation comes in many flavors, look at Epstein his gang of Presidents, royalty, CEOs, politicians, movie stars. The so called elite, clearly protected and nasty predators, with some evidence many disappeared or suicided (the girls I mean, and it turns out boys too that is year to come out). No doubt Melania married Donald for charm, good looks, intellect, charm and manners. What do you call that? Compare that with selective retail hooker stings. None of that selective sexual repression threat exists in Germany, Singapore, Japan Brasil and most other civilized places, assuming the participants are over 18 and consenting, as should be the case in any situation.

Partaking of beautiful young women by fully open and consensual dealing is fine and healthy, just don't be a loser, be respectful, and don't be stingy if they are nice. It's a service business like any other, hair cutters, taxi drivers etc that adds to our life and we reciprocate with good manners, cash and well placed gratitude for a job well done.

Peace out!

[JohnnyWalker55]

USA is really messed up, sexually repressed and hypocritical society obsessed with violence, money and instant gratification with no idea how to live as a human being. I love the ready smiles of Brasil, the easy give and take and beautiful women, dance, energy, high quality and cheap health care, and more. It's always great to see newbies smiling, happy and animated like teenagers as their needs are met against the beach and beautiful tropical mountains and Cristo Redentor blessing our natural attraction to young, beautiful women as an affirmation of life and joy. Compare that to the freeways of White Plains NY or Houston and babbling, sclerotic, ignorant and mostly poor and hateful white religious nutjobs. No thanks! I'll stick to my two young women early twenties who make my legs wobbly and make me smile all the time and sing in the shower..

Just a totally warped view. This is almost like a chatgpt parody for passportbro / expats in developing countries.

Yea Brasil is paradise, for. You.

I imagine a white guy past his 50's with disposable income, so Rio seems like Disney land.

The women in their 20's giving it up for 100 reales set up the illusion, where if you offered a sorority girl 20 USD for some head she would laugh in your face.

That's it, that's the crux of it. Let's be honest here, it's about the sexual market value. Girls with no hot water and dirt floors are ecstatic to see an old gringo come splurge in their country so they can buy vapes and makeup, in the USA you're just another average Joe.

The reason you think this way is because of the income disparity. If you had to live on 50 reals a day, you would be dying to go to white plains or Houston for a better life to see the smiles of Americans (since there's only religious nutjobs there and famously none at all in Brasil).

This is partially the reason I always monger solo, the second hand embarrassment of being with somebody like you or a guy like vagabundo in the streets larping as a local with soccer gear and pepper spray as if he's going to fight off some favelados.

Sorry to be rude / straightforward, posts like these are just totally delusional and rub me the wrong way. Most of Brasil is a dump, that's why everyone here is dying to go to Portugal / the states.

[Vagabundo1]

I will do that except I am not a pimp, so I don't actually bring the girls. But I will take you around to all the places, and I will interpret, and I will give you first choice. In fact, I sort of enjoy this -- really enjoy it. See toastmonger's report from before when I did that for him in December / January. Also, it is dependent on a call, and having similar interests. That said, you can find others, so shop around. PM me. At the least, I will get in touch, and help as much as I can. We few, we mongers, we happy few, for he who shoots a wad onto the crack of a hoar today. Or something like that. The Swiss navy infantry have landed, and the situation is well in hand!

Vagabundo had a good fuck 250/50 cpfpm for 5 today, and then had a non pro great date. I tried not to puke during Michael, but my date, my surf girl is a rad friend, and nut busted, I had a great time. I am the prize.

Weird question but I'll ask. Is there such thing as a guide in Rio or Sao Paolo that can set up your vacation for you. The girls, the hotels, basically outsource it all? I tried looking on google but can't find any such thing. I don't mean a resort. I would like to stay in the city but just want to pay someone to do all the work.

[Turgid]

Am I missing something? Why the recent eagerness to have FS at the massage places that officially only offers massage and HJ, when there are of hundreds of prives offering FS?

Partly my fault. Someone said that you can get FS at all massage places and I got excited. I would like nothing better than to have a hot legit massage girl visit my place on a regular basis for FS and a massage.

[Vagabundo1]

https://www.amazon.com/PAVCEING-Port...&keywords=socp+dagger&qid=1777400475&sprefix=socp%2 Caps%2 C244&sr=8-2.

Anyone coming to rio, I would appreciate 2 (two) of those, or similar, the copy is OK, because they tend to get lost.

Also, would appreciate one of these.

https://www.amazon.com/Maxam-Saltwat...DRWC5Z5N&psc=1

Glad to pay in local currency.

Also of course a pixel 8 a amazon factory refurbished at a price of less than 200 USD.

Thanks in advance.

[AmericanPi]

Weird question but I'll ask. Is there such thing as a guide in Rio or Sao Paolo that can set up your vacation for you. The girls, the hotels, basically outsource it all? I tried looking on google but can't find any such thing. I don't mean a resort. I would like to stay in the city but just want to pay someone to do all the work.

[Vagabundo1]

Boteca treme treme, botafogo, and that whole street is the place to be Saturday nights for hot college women.

But you need legit game.

I asked about prismabarra.com.br, and the conversation was side tracked.

Slow news day.

Fwiw, I have been having a great time with non pro surfer dates, and chasing and getting some love and friendship here and there with college girls. I will recommend: 1) pedra do sol as a venue on Saturdays, nice vibe. Picked up some maconha brownies (PM me and I can share the contact). 2) botafogo. OMFG. The fucking young women talent, like college age. Made friends with young male wingmen, and flying around high on the maconha edible hitting on college girls (and then some of them pursuing me. Just came back from a beach date with a Colombian college student who wanted me to take her out to prainha.

I mean yeah, on Friday, I did a prive girl who came over to my place 105 minutes. 300/105 for a cpfpm of 2. 8383838835355534 roughly. In the middle of fucking finish Madonna Elsa jean calls, of all times. I am banging a 28 year old solid prive girl, going through oleo do coco by 200 ML a day or more. 350 ML. I mean that stuff works as massage oil, to run through your hair, skin conditioner.

But prismabarra is within walking distance, so I will make it there.

[Vagabundo1]

I asked about prismabarra.com.br, and the conversation was side tracked.

Slow news day.

Fwiw, I have been having a great time with non pro surfer dates, and chasing and getting some love and friendship here and there with college girls. I will recommend: 1) pedra do sol as a venue on Saturdays, nice vibe. Picked up some maconha brownies (PM me and I can share the contact). 2) botafogo. OMFG. The fucking young women talent, like college age. Made friends with young male wingmen, and flying around high on the maconha edible hitting on college girls (and then some of them pursuing me. Just came back from a beach date with a Colombian college student who wanted me to take her out to prainha.

I mean yeah, on Friday, I did a prive girl who came over to my place 105 minutes. 300/105 for a cpfpm of 2. 8383838835355534 roughly. In the middle of fucking finish Madonna Elsa jean calls, of all times. I am banging a 28 year old solid prive girl, going through oleo do coco by 200 ML a day or more. 350 ML. I mean that stuff works as massage oil, to run through your hair, skin conditioner.

But prismabarra is within walking distance, so I will make it there.

Am I missing something? Why the recent eagerness to have FS at the massage places that officially only offers massage and HJ, when there are of hundreds of prives offering FS?

[Chicago85]

I knew no such thing. He said you can get FS in all legit massage establishments. I know you can get in some but not all. Thanks for the info.

Ah gotcha, and I agree with you. It is untrue that you can get FS in all legit massage establishments.

[Xpartan]

I usually stop in duty free on my way into Rio and pick up a few bottles of single malt for myself and vodka for the girls. Sometimes I'll invite a girl over late afternoon and they usually like their drinks mixed with Red Bull but any juice will do. I have also found lately that a lot of girls prefer the whisky instead of the vodka even though I didn't buy it for them as I hate mixing expensive single malt with Red Bull. Well spend a couple of hours drinking listening to music and hanging out, better than being in a bar or Termas in my opinion. Many supermercados sell liquor but so does this wine store https://maps.app.goo.gl/NaGq2iApt1uAyvnD9?g_st=ic.

Expecting Brazilian girls to understand the value of good whiskey is expecting too much, I'm afraid, LOL. Red Bull, on the other hand, is something they know well, it keeps them on their legs.

[Rio Bob]

By the way, anyone know what a "GDP" is for working girls, never heard that before.

Maybe I'm reading it wrong but are you asking what GDP means?

Garota de programma. Nice way of saying working girl.

[Pahllus Maximus]

Rio Bob's mention of Deu la deu vinhos is in central Copa and has excellent selection. Good cachaça is not flavored, that's like USA coffee polluted with artificial syrups for people with no taste buds. Ugh. Mixing single malts with Red Bull? There is a special place in hell reserved for that! Or should be.

The good stuff is fairly scattered, but there are well priced farmers markets and boutique places in Rio and outskirts and lots of lovely places and national parks. Copa is indeed a bit of a sewer, however there are two excellent seafood places nearby such as Caranguejo at are. Barat Ribeiro 771 just near the Cantagalo metro on the line that takes you out to Barra to avoid the traffic choke points. I take my girls there (I have a stable pair for threesome, who know my every like, have costly sexy lingerie and heels and deliver with passion because they are VERY well treated). Imagine post coffee wake up being sucked by a pair of pretty girls, my balls being rubbed and kissed by one whilst the other rides cowboy. Nothing is off limits. Just thinking of them or hearing their voice gives me a boner by association.

USA is really messed up, sexually repressed and hypocritical society obsessed with violence, money and instant gratification with no idea how to live as a human being. I love the ready smiles of Brasil, the easy give and take and beautiful women, dance, energy, high quality and cheap health care, and more. It's always great to see newbies smiling, happy and animated like teenagers as their needs are met against the beach and beautiful tropical mountains and Cristo Redentor blessing our natural attraction to young, beautiful women as an affirmation of life and joy. Compare that to the freeways of White Plains NY or Houston and babbling, sclerotic, ignorant and mostly poor and hateful white religious nutjobs. No thanks! I'll stick to my two young women early twenties who make my legs wobbly and make me smile all the time and sing in the shower.

By the way, anyone know what a "GDP" is for working girls, never heard that before.