Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Combo]

1. The nearest metro IIRC is Jardim Oceanico, about 10 minute Uber ride.

2. None unless you count Perola Negra as terma (I don't). 10-minute ride.

I've had some good experiences at Perola Negra. Doesn't typically have quite the energy as 4x4, but there are usually a decent # of attractive chicas.

Paris OTOH is weak. Definitely not worth going further out to Recreio if that's the sole reason.

[Vagabundo1]

A classic case of Brazil withdrawal syndrome.

Rabbi. What's the cost per fuck per minute annualized in your part of the rich world?

[Vagabundo1]

Ann amari like Bella Donna says she wants a house in her name in order to have a kid. She says she will stop smoking weed when she has a kid-- while she smokes non stop -- which is why she can only fuck for 5 minutes max whereas I can for 120 minutes due to training kick boxing, which I was.

Anyway sus testing takes too long. Sitting waiting for PReP. Which is not free given the hours in line.

[Axel Heyst]

2. None unless you count Perola Negra as terma (I don't). 10-minute ride.

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If you've never stayed at Grand Hyatt Barra, you'll be pleasantly surprised. It's a true resort. Great pool, right across from the beach, very nice sushi joint. If you have a lot of Hyatt points, upgrade to a suite, you'll love it. By the way, book before May 20, as they're criminally devaluing the points after that.

Hi Xpartan, bummer about the point devaluation. It reminds me of what the airlines did to their mileage programs 15 to 20 years ago. Every 3rd or 4th flight to BKK used to be free on points in the good ol' days.

Question: how would you categorize Perola Negra if you do not consider it an RJ terma?

[Axel Heyst]

It's been 17 yrs. Since my last visit, the heyday of Help & Luomo. I'm coming back in August & was thinking of burning some of my points at the Hyatt on Ave. Lucio Costa in Barra at the tail end of my trip. The 1st 10 days will be in Copa, Centro, & Ipa then I will move to the Hyatt. Anyway, 1) anybody know if the metro has a stop anywhere near this hotel? 2) What is the closest termas to this hotel? 3) If I reserved my room for 2 guests will I be able to bring diff garotas to visit me in my room during my stay? Thank you for any help gentlemen..

Hi Shemp, on a couple of past trips I have done exactly what you are contemplating ie I split my time equally between Copa and Barra. I always enjoyed my stays at the Hyatt. The hotel IS GF! And the rooms are spacious and all come with balconies. And this stretch of beach is a nature preserve!

If you are a Hyatt member, you might get an upgrade to a direct ocean front room. Fantastic! But here's a tip; the standard rooms facing the lagoon are really good too and actually better in winter (warmer / less windy). The closest Terma is Black Pearl (less than 10 minutes by uber). My favorite terma is Solarium (30 minutes by uber). 4 x 4 is 40 minutes by uber minimum.

A. H.

[Vagabundo1]

You should see toastmonger's report, which I nominated in the reports of distinction.

1. metro jardim oceanico is 15 minutes away.

2. perola negra and paris cafe, and vagabundo is your wingman. Glad to translate if necessary, and give you first pick. I've fucked them all, when they were in vila mimosa. I'm the reason they moved to barra over the last 3 years.

3. yes. And you put your buddy vagabundo in the exective lounge to come on down for security and / or to fuck them too, haaha. Not kidding. Have done it. Went to casurarina at posto 10 in between.

Send me a PM.

It's been 17 yrs. Since my last visit, the heyday of Help & Luomo. I'm coming back in August & was thinking of burning some of my points at the Hyatt on Ave. Lucio Costa in Barra at the tail end of my trip. The 1st 10 days will be in Copa, Centro, & Ipa then I will move to the Hyatt. Anyway, 1) anybody know if the metro has a stop anywhere near this hotel? 2) What is the closest termas to this hotel? 3) If I reserved my room for 2 guests will I be able to bring diff garotas to visit me in my room during my stay? Thank you for any help gentlemen..

[Xpartan]

It's been 17 yrs. Since my last visit, the heyday of Help & Luomo. I'm coming back in August & was thinking of burning some of my points at the Hyatt on Ave. Lucio Costa in Barra at the tail end of my trip. The 1st 10 days will be in Copa, Centro, & Ipa then I will move to the Hyatt. Anyway, 1) anybody know if the metro has a stop anywhere near this hotel? 2) What is the closest termas to this hotel? 3) If I reserved my room for 2 guests will I be able to bring diff garotas to visit me in my room during my stay? Thank you for any help gentlemen.

Obrigado amigos.

1. The nearest metro IIRC is Jardim Oceanico, about 10 minute Uber ride.

2. None unless you count Perola Negra as terma (I don't). 10-minute ride.

3. Yes unless their policy has changed in the last 12 months.

If you've never stayed at Grand Hyatt Barra, you'll be pleasantly surprised. It's a true resort. Great pool, right across from the beach, very nice sushi joint. If you have a lot of Hyatt points, upgrade to a suite, you'll love it. By the way, book before May 20, as they're criminally devaluing the points after that.

[Shemp]

It's been 17 yrs. Since my last visit, the heyday of Help & Luomo. I'm coming back in August & was thinking of burning some of my points at the Hyatt on Ave. Lucio Costa in Barra at the tail end of my trip. The 1st 10 days will be in Copa, Centro, & Ipa then I will move to the Hyatt. Anyway, 1) anybody know if the metro has a stop anywhere near this hotel? 2) What is the closest termas to this hotel? 3) If I reserved my room for 2 guests will I be able to bring diff garotas to visit me in my room during my stay? Thank you for any help gentlemen.

Obrigado amigos.

[The Cane]

Why not go with your coworkers? Everyone will have the idea to slip away to play and you will all run into each other at the same spot anyway. Or maybe my coworkers are different than everybody else's.

Some people in certain jobs can't risk letting their work colleagues know they're out looking for putas as that could get them fired. Now, if a colleague shows up at 4 x4 or some other place where your organization says you both aren't supposed to be at the same time you do, then you both hold a secret one over the other. But yes, some people are in careers like that. They find out you've been flying all around the world fucking pretty girls in the ass, some of it on their dime in the form of business trips, and they will fire your own ass! Apparently you and your co-workers aren't in that kind of organization or career. I remember one time a work colleague mentioned he had been to 4 x 4. I played stupid. Wasn't about to trust a motherfucker with my livelihood!

[Steve 9696]

So I have the chance to change my work trip to Mexico City. Thoughts? Like you, I am not into the thick girls. When you list prices, I am assuming that is in local currency? Were the Termas easy to get too? I will be with my coworkers and will have to slip away to play so locations can be a challenge sometimes.

I appreciate your help with this.

Damn that would be a horrible mistake. Cdmx is not good for the girl scene compared to Brazil. Not even close. Cdmx has a great Seeking scene but nothing like the clubs and termas in Brazil.

If you are getting to Rio (and can afford a $500 night out) you should try to get to So Paulo. Quite simply the best girls venue on planet earth (and I've been everywhere). Plenty of slim petite hotties. No issue.

As far as RTFF I've always found reading the most recent 5 pages of any forum will give you the lay of the land.

PS Girls scene is always more fun at night IMO. Just go out after dinner with the team. Brazil is open late night and doesn’t even start before 10.

[Vagabundo1]

Send me. A PM to be added to a local WhatsApp group.

Thanks I will, but its 32,000 pages haha. I was hoping for a sticky post or something. Is there a way to filter Reports of distinction?

Thanks guys,

Oasis.

[Xpartan]

Were the Termas easy to get too? I will be with my coworkers and will have to slip away to play so locations can be a challenge sometimes.

As easy as walking into a door.

Ditching your (male) coworkers might not be as easy, though, as you might find them visiting the same terma you do, LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

I will be with my coworkers and will have to slip away to play so locations can be a challenge sometimes.

Why not go with your coworkers? Everyone will have the idea to slip away to play and you will all run into each other at the same spot anyway. Or maybe my coworkers are different than everybody else's.

[OasisSecret]

I recently wrote a pretty long report on my first trip to Rio. Do a quick search under my ID and you should find that post. I go over some tourism, food, accommodations and transit stuff plus all the mongering spots I hit during my stay. That should get you a basic handle to start.

So I have the chance to change my work trip to Mexico City. Thoughts? Like you, I am not into the thick girls. When you list prices, I am assuming that is in local currency? Were the Termas easy to get too? I will be with my coworkers and will have to slip away to play so locations can be a challenge sometimes.

I appreciate your help with this.

[Exoticspirit]

Thanks I will, but its 32,000 pages haha. I was hoping for a sticky post or something. Is there a way to filter Reports of distinction?

Thanks guys,

Oasis.

I recently wrote a pretty long report on my first trip to Rio. Do a quick search under my ID and you should find that post. I go over some tourism, food, accommodations and transit stuff plus all the mongering spots I hit during my stay. That should get you a basic handle to start.