Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Newton York]

There is shockingly little information about the Venezuela earthquake, I'm dumbfounded. What footage there supposedly is, is just a bunch of AI nonsense. Like the airport footage. Look, we all know Venezuela is hell on earth with a barely functioning government and intense poverty, so how can they even have an airport in the first place? Especially with lights and cafes? I call bullshit on that. This reminds me of the time that an earthquake supposedly struck Bangkok! Yeah, right. Like something like that could ever happen in Thailand. A pool suspended between 2 buildings sloshing water out? Sure, I've seen better effects in a Hollywood movie. Come on news! Get your shit together! What's actually happening in Venezuela? Next thing you'll tell me that the reflecting pool in DC is neon green or something. Sheesh.

[Newton York]

Ebola in France, war everywhere, earthquakes left and right. How am I still alive? This is bullshit! Also where the blondes be at? Come on Bangkok!

[SubCmdr]

Good to have you back Allover. I haven't read a post from you for quite some time.

[SubCmdr]

Why do people goto a Steak house and order chickin?

I go to a Steakhouse in order to order steak. For me there is no other reason to go.

I came to Thailand to fuck Thai Girls. Although I do find the selection of girls from the African Continent to be quite attractive.

Why fuck a blonde (chicken)? Actually I have fucked many. Just not here in Thailand. Nothing special about them in my book. ROTFLMAO!

Thai Girls are the best!

[Newton York]

I like steak, but prefer a good bowl of noodles or a really nice plate of pad kra pow moo. Anyway, where the blondes be at?

[LittleBigMan]

Why do people goto a Steak house and order chickin?

Big wide world out there. Those who are unhappy with the prostitutes that are available in Thailand are free to travel the world in order hire the types of prostitutes they desire.

How you like me now?

For me Sub? Joking I'm not really a big steak eater! If I go usually with family or friends, at a real good steak house although I'm the customer I only eat if it is well done! At Prime ribs places I order the end cut and even then I tell the waiter make sure no red.

It isn't the price, everyone is different places like Ruth Chris, House of Prime Rib, at times I order the Lobster, a Cesar salad, even Chicken if it is something special in how it is prepared this is the reason many Steak houses offer a general list of stuff.

I know you are referring to and again everyone has their taste and price, today it is more about the price for me at least as to what a steak should look like or cooked, So many times being a brick and mortar type of guy I like to browse if it is something I got to have tick it off my box or list of wishes I pay it, otherwise I go get a Hamburger not just any hamburger.

[SubCmdr]

Why do people goto a Steak house and order chickin?

You'd think with so many countries going to hell in a handbasket, like Russia, Ukraine, Syria, Lebanon, etc. That they'd be more blonde or blondish babes coming over to Thailand to fuck. It's good business after all. Look, all they'd need to be is a little caucasian looking and whether a natural blonde or not, if they make themselves blonde I'm sure they can get a premium for their pussy.

I'd pay top dollar for an Amirah Adara type. But obviously I'd pay more for a Bree Olsen type. I miss fucking blondes. I tells ya fellas, Prague was where it was at when it came to primo blonde pussy. FML.

Big wide world out there. Those who are unhappy with the prostitutes that are available in Thailand are free to travel the world in order hire the types of prostitutes they desire.

How you like me now?

[Nyezhov]

You'd think with so many countries going to hell in a handbasket, like Russia, Ukraine, Syria, Lebanon, etc. That they'd be more blonde or blondish babes coming over to Thailand to fuck. It's good business after all. Look, all they'd need to be is a little caucasian looking and whether a natural blonde or not, if they make themselves blonde I'm sure they can get a premium for their pussy.

I'd pay top dollar for an Amirah Adara type. But obviously I'd pay more for a Bree Olsen type. I miss fucking blondes. I tells ya fellas, Prague was where it was at when it came to primo blonde pussy. FML.

Stop at FKK sharks on the way.

[SubCmdr]

I see one lady in specs with nice overflowing racks in bikini, not a looker with braces and I ask the lady manager to call her to me. She comes and sits besides me and starts hanky panky and asks for a lady drink for herself and I oblige. I feel and grope her everywhere and she asks if I can play pool with her. Meanwhile, new patrons come in and specs lady goes to them and my plan of getting a BJ from her fails. I pay and leave and come next day again just to find out that it was her day off..

Then you have dumb mother fuck who wrote this:

You snooze, you lose. Why were you not upfront to begin with? What were you pussyfooting around for?

There is always going to be idiotic mother fucks who think they know it all spouting their male bovine excrement breaking man law.

1. Pace yourself. Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call!

2. A lady moving on after you buy her a lady drink is just rude. I would advice the mamasan about what she did. See if she makes it right. If she did not then I would find the manager let them know why I was leaving and why I would not be back.

[SubCmdr]

Because they contain no useful information about having sex with girls, like where you hired your prostitute, the services you received from your prostitute and the amount you paid your prostitute.

Posts about other men are boring.

Did you enjoy the five posts about ladyboys in the Pattaya Reports thread?

Anyone getting laid in Pattaya?

You reading the Thai Friendly User Blog?

Asked and answered!

[Explorer8939]

Posts about other men are boring.

Anyone getting laid in Pattaya? I am in deepest darkest Isaan for a few days, so I don't know what's going on back home in Pattaya.

One of the ladies in my rotation had a Korean man in her condo, and he beat the crap out of her. She claims he got angry because she got a call from her Spanish boyfriend while the Korean man was with her. No idea why he got angry, she has a Chinese "husband", just got back from a week in Korea with another Korean, and has several other "sponsors".

This lady attracts Asians like flies to honey. They don't seem to mind if she goes with other Asians, but apparently, they do care if she goes with a European. I have no idea why they are attracted to her, she has darker skin, 3 kids, can't speak anything but Thai, and is a passive fuck. She's in my rotation, but is nothing special. I don't get it.

[Newton York]

You'd think with so many countries going to hell in a handbasket, like Russia, Ukraine, Syria, Lebanon, etc. That they'd be more blonde or blondish babes coming over to Thailand to fuck. It's good business after all. Look, all they'd need to be is a little caucasian looking and whether a natural blonde or not, if they make themselves blonde I'm sure they can get a premium for their pussy.

I'd pay top dollar for an Amirah Adara type. But obviously I'd pay more for a Bree Olsen type. I miss fucking blondes. I tells ya fellas, Prague was where it was at when it came to primo blonde pussy. FML.

[SubCmdr]

The comments from Asian Rain and Chocha Monger were posted in the Pattaya thread, not here.

TBH 1500 is not a bad price for a volume discounted rate on a 34-man train. Of course, it gets even cheaper if the fellas rotate to the back of the train for 2nd and 3rd pops.

You mean this post full of male bovine excrement? You trying to say that this had anything to do with the actual purpose of Pattaya Reports thread?

Asian Rain's comment has been deleted by the admin.

Nyezhov's comment has been deleted by the admin. Just a whole lotta blue up in that *****.

Shikhar10's justified reply was moved from the Pattaya thread to this thread by the admin.

Thank you for your insights.

ROTFLMAO!

[Mogwai]

Eh, I think everyone is pretty clear that this section of the forum is an incredibly hostile place. Better get used to it. That being said, I'd sell my soul to get back to Bangkok again. FML.

The comments from Asian Rain and Chocha Monger were posted in the Pattaya thread, not here.
Asian Rain's comment has been deleted by the admin.
Shikhar10's justified reply was moved from the Pattaya thread to this thread by the admin.

[SubCmdr]

Eh, I think everyone is pretty clear that this section of the forum is an incredibly hostile place. Better get used to it.

Yep, this is the place where haters who have nothing to contribute but their male bovine excrement come to post.

Example

No one asked for your opinion, short eyes.

I started this ranting shit. And this the mother fucking thanks I get.

Hello!