Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Or perhaps you spent a lot of money on drinks for multiple girls, waitresses, and mamasans and they tried to maximize their income. If you act like you have deep pockets, they are going to dig as deep as they can.

So let me get this straight. Big Spending that occurs from from a individual who is a trader of horses is respected and desired. Spending from my Big Black Stack is disrespected and unwanted.

The three of us each bought lady drinks while the mamasan soaked in that we may all be big spenders.

Is that what you are saying Trader of Horses?

I need pretty girl with CIP and mamasan gets good tip. Mamasan has delivered many times since then and each time she gets a good tip.

Of course, I have not been living in Bangkok for 8 years. I only visit occasionally. I tell you one thing, I get treated differently when I enter a Agogo and buy one drink and sit there alone than when I buy a bottle and invite three girls to sit with me and buy them all lady drinks. Even if I only have one girl sit with me. If I'm buying her multiple lady drinks EVERYONE treats me differently. I bet if I return to Rainbow (Nana Plaza, Bangkok Thailand) within the next month, I'll be remembered.

The Cmdr is ballin like a mother fucking pro!

[SubCmdr]

A lot of guys who go to Agogos to pick up girls are missing the point. Yes, you can go for the selection of prostitutes. But there are prostitutes all over Pattaya.

Going there to have fun is 100% guaranteed if you have the stack and have the right mindset when you spend it. Then the girl and the sex afterwards becomes a bonus.

[SubCmdr]

I decided to actually put some hard numbers on what's happening in Pattaya Venues*. So few individuals are actually posting real information in the Pattaya Reports thread.

Dragon

160 LEO; 220 Lady Drink.

1500 Bar Fine; 4000 Short Time (2 hours); 7000 Long Time (5 hours).

For a number of reasons, I didn't like the ambiance. But the line up was outstanding. Everyone knows my personal thoughts on pussy prices in Pattaya, Thailand. So, the numbers were an immediate no go. 500 THB in less than an hour. I could have gotten my dick sucked (CIM) in Lipps Lounge for that. But brother if you love after market bolt ONS and knock kneed bimbos gyrating like hoes, well this is one of your spots.

The Cmdr is ballin like mother fuckin pro!

*Based on an actual visit 24 hours before this report was written.

[Newton York]

Posts about other posters are super fun and it's the main thing keeping this rants section interesting. I enjoy reading submarine guy fight nyehvoz dude.

Wish I was in Thailand now. FML.

But since we're ranting, how is it that WW3 is still not here? I'm a huge history buff, and events of the last 2 years alone would have already started world wars 10 times over if any of this shit happened in the mid 1900's. And don't tell me it's cause of nukes and MAD. If anything, nukes are the best reason to go to war, we all get to go extinct together. I hate my life, wish I was never born.

[Explorer8939]

I would certainly appreciated it brother but it is not needed. I post for individuals who find my information useful. Not for the trolls and haters that have taking up permanent residence in the RANTS thread.

But if you insist, lets meet at Lipps Lounge where I can use that 500 THB note to get my dick sucked. BBBJCIM! No negotiation needed.

I know I will when I meet my objective in order to let everyone know I enjoyed myself.

This is real. I know one of the dancers, she does a boatload of BJs in the bar. Some guys are shy, and want to go upstairs for a BJ.

Sometimes a Farang lady will come in and hook up with a dancer.

[PgReal]

If I bring a girl to my room for ST for an agreed amount but I want her to stay longer and do a few extra pops is it simply a matter of offering more BHT? Or is she expected back at at the bar at a certain time and have to leave? Also how will the bar fine play into this?

Again no hard and set rules here, just ask. Some girls will be happy to stay longer for more money, some just won't / don't do LT no matter what you offer and others again will make their excuses or say they have to go back to work.

A lot is down to the impression you left on them during your initial "engagement".

[Sam Sanuk]

But on Bar Fines I have only ever paid the Bar Fine before leaving the venue and paid my provider in the room after services were delivered (regardless of my perceived qualities of the service provided).

Sam,

Do you WIN every negotiation with a Thai Prostitute that you get into and always get the lowest price or lower that is reported here in the Thailand threads?

A non respected member wants to know!

I'm with you 100% as far as paying the barfine only before leaving the bar and paying the gal separately AFTER contractual obligations have been met at a hotel or other place.

To cut to the chase, since I am (these days) an infrequent visitor. So I use numbers supplied by expat personal friends living in BKK, expat board members here, and reports by dudes who are in country a lot more than I am these days. I discount numbers posted by first timers or 1 day millionaires.

As everybody knows, I'm "old" and (accordingly) "old school". I would love to return to the days when the gals rarely asked "how much?" That will never happen again. Nor will the days when I might ask "how much? The gal would reply "up to you".

I don't look to "win" a negotiation. A "win-win" is best in my opinion. Makes for a better session.

To address how I negotiate, I let my potential target ask "how much you pay?" Since I still know enough Thai to let them know I'm not a complete idiot or newbie, I often say (in Thai) "I don't know. What do you think?" I will be quoted a price. If acceptable, I nod and say "pai duay". If not acceptable I will feint an expression of shock, smile, and say "Very expensive. Can you go for xxxx baht". At that point, a deal will be stuck or not. I won't negotiate any further. I just say "nice to meet you; maybe I'll see you again" (in Thai). I'the rather go buy a plastic bag of warm, wet chicken parts. 555 Go-go dancers, club gals, and Thermae chicks are not Nong Natt or Miss Tiffany Universe.

Sam.

[Pokler]

I think what most would advise you is that 100 baht is considered a big tip here and likely to get you the best service you're likely to receive. Most will be overjoyed to receive a 100 baht tip. Tipping 500 baht will get you no additional advantage and in fact most will just think that you don't know what you're doing.

Tipping a girl in your room for extra services is a different matter. This is where you should use that money.

Obviously this is just my opinion after living in Bangkok for 8 years. I am considered a big tipper here.

An example I recently stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel in Pattaya. After breakfast I tipped the door girl 100 baht for the service staff (did it this way because I was services by several servers). The next morning when I walked in she said good morning Khun Frank room 710? I responded chai. Most people don't tip at buffets.

I tipped the lady I barfined 1000 baht because she did what I wanted and worked extra hard to please me and be sure that I was satisfied.

If I bring a girl to my room for ST for an agreed amount but I want her to stay longer and do a few extra pops is it simply a matter of offering more BHT? Or is she expected back at at the bar at a certain time and have to leave? Also how will the bar fine play into this?

[JizzyB]

Indeed. 100 baht tip is definitely a big tip. Usually I tip 100 baht to housekeeping staff during the check-out. Rest is between 20-50 bahts depending on the service.

I think what most would advise you is that 100 baht is considered a big tip here and likely to get you the best service you're likely to receive. Most will be overjoyed to receive a 100 baht tip. Tipping 500 baht will get you no additional advantage and in fact most will just think that you don't know what you're doing.

Tipping a girl in your room for extra services is a different matter. This is where you should use that money.

Obviously this is just my opinion after living in Bangkok for 8 years. I am considered a big tipper here.

An example I recently stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel in Pattaya. After breakfast I tipped the door girl 100 baht for the service staff (did it this way because I was services by several servers). The next morning when I walked in she said good morning Khun Frank room 710? I responded chai. Most people don't tip at buffets.

I tipped the lady I barfined 1000 baht because she did what I wanted and worked extra hard to please me and be sure that I was satisfied.

[SubCmdr]

A poster said that he paid a mamasan 4400 baht to take a dancer from Crazy House. Paid in advance. Is this a way of biz only for that bar? Or is it also practiced in other bars? I'd never heard of such a thing before and I certainly would NEVER consent to that arrangement. Never!

Sure, I've had mamasan's present me with a "menu" stating a price for barfine and a lady. The barfines were in line with the going rate among the top tier joints. However, the fee for the dancer was always at least 25% to 50% higher than the norm. I'dj ust laugh and wave them off; ignore such nonsense. I'd go ahead and pay the barfine and give the dancer the "going rate". I was never turned down by a dancer for a repeat session a few days later.

A couple of reasons I would never pay in advance: 1.) The mamasan is probably taking a good piece of the down payment. (Taking what the provider should get.) 2.) Dancers have barfine quotas they must meet to get their full salary. I suspect that after the barfine is paid and as soon as they get to a hotel, some do a "runner"; return to the bar to get another sucker. No recourse available. A punter can always go back to the bar and complain, but I think most of us have an idea how that will be handled.

There is a Gentleman's Club that has you pay the fee for the room and the girl before you go upstairs. They bill it as a complete package as the VIP Room. I've never had a problem doing business that way in that particular club.

But on Bar Fines I have only ever paid the Bar Fine before leaving the venue and paid my provider in the room after services were delivered (regardless of my perceived qualities of the service provided).

Sam,

Do you WIN every negotiation with a Thai Prostitute that you get into and always get the lowest price or lower that is reported here in the Thailand threads?

A non respected member wants to know!

[SubCmdr]

And if I run into the SubCmdr one of those 500 notes is for him for all the great advise and pattaya pussy wisdom he shares.

I would certainly appreciated it brother but it is not needed. I post for individuals who find my information useful. Not for the trolls and haters that have taking up permanent residence in the RANTS thread.

But if you insist, lets meet at Lipps Lounge where I can use that 500 THB note to get my dick sucked. BBBJCIM! No negotiation needed.

I know I will when I meet my objective in order to let everyone know I enjoyed myself.

[Chocha Monger]

Aren't your being a hypocrite? Running around tipping the mamasans. You wrote this didn't you?

I was quoted 5000 Short Time and 8000 Long Time because either she didn't want to go with me or she added the Big Black Dick tax because she thought I was going to destroy her pussy (and I often do it to these Thai Prostitutes).

I previewed the talent in Nana Plaza the same way.

I think 3000 is too much to pay for short time. The freelancer I hired off of Thai Friendly to me by prostitute in Bangkok asked for 2000 short time. Street Roomers asked for 2000.

All prices in THB

How does this BBC tax work? Do they charge per inch over the limit?

[Houston Player]

Nope dead serious. It's only 15 bucks. It's nothing really if it helps pave the road to pussy heaven for me.

I think what most would advise you is that 100 baht is considered a big tip here and likely to get you the best service you're likely to receive. Most will be overjoyed to receive a 100 baht tip. Tipping 500 baht will get you no additional advantage and in fact most will just think that you don't know what you're doing.

Tipping a girl in your room for extra services is a different matter. This is where you should use that money.

Obviously this is just my opinion after living in Bangkok for 8 years. I am considered a big tipper here.

An example I recently stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel in Pattaya. After breakfast I tipped the door girl 100 baht for the service staff (did it this way because I was services by several servers). The next morning when I walked in she said good morning Khun Frank room 710? I responded chai. Most people don't tip at buffets.

I tipped the lady I barfined 1000 baht because she did what I wanted and worked extra hard to please me and be sure that I was satisfied.

[Pokler]

I assume you're taking the piss here. LOL+++.

Nope dead serious. It's only 15 bucks. It's nothing really if it helps pave the road to pussy heaven for me.

[Pokler]

Brother you are in luck there is a 500 Baht Note. You will be considered a big tipper and you will be treated like a King. No, brother you will be treated like the King of Kings.

And if I run into the SubCmdr one of those 500 notes is for him for all the great advise and pattaya pussy wisdom he shares.