Medellin Reports

[Chris Long]

Returning to Medellin after a three-year break. I have been told you are given a citation of some sort if the police see you talking with a girl in Parque Lleras. Is this true? If so, how do you meet women in Parque Lleras now.

[PolloNegro]

Well for one, if you did not declare it and pay duty on it, then it is called smuggling.

That may be their interpretation, but throughout my history of traveling, I have never declared the personal cell phones in my possession, despite consistently carrying three to four devices. If failing to declare these phones moving forward is considered smuggling, it is worth noting that I have never previously faced scrutiny regarding them. The allegations of international importation involve an accumulation of items over time, which demonstrates that these electronic devices were acquired from me over an extended period. PN!

[Triple Darknes]

Thanks for your input, Trip! I don't have a girlfriend in Medellin, it's more of a sugar-baby arrangement with a chica who really blurs the lines. I know it's conditional, and I know it's temporary.

Regarding the mongering style I want, yes, I love GFE. And extended GFE even better with the right chicas I click with and trust enough. That's why I have asked a lot of questions about Semi-Pros, since that sounds to me like an extended GFE, while potentially being more sincere and natural, and less expensive, than being with Pros. And yes, I also want to run through as many different attractive women as I can, because I also love variety. It's not that I haven't been getting what I want so far from the places I have been, I just want to keep exploring and having new experiences in different places with different types of women.

Maybe it's the thinking-out-loud way that I write, or the kind of questions that I ask, that make me sound more naive than I actually am. Yes, I am relatively new to mongering, and I know I have a lot to learn about that. That's one of the reasons why I write my reports here, as a way to process my experiences and learn from them. And receiving feedback on my reports, on both the good and the bad, helps me learn too. I also post my reports because I want to pay my dues here, by providing real boots on the ground information and honest experiences that can hopefully benefit others too.

But I actually have a ton of experience and knowledge when it comes to traveling and women in general. I have been with many Non-Pros while traveling and living in various countries around the world, picking them up, seducing them, having sex, relationships. And I've been with many American women and foreign women living in the US. And then a long, toxic, and mostly sexless marriage took me out of the game for a long time, and really fucked with my self confidence.

After my divorce a few years ago, I came to Colombia to spend time with some people I know here. That's when I began mongering for the first time, because I wanted to start having sex again with the least amount of friction, and I wanted to try to fuck all those years of a terrible relationship out of my system. Since then, I have come to appreciate mongering as a shortcut to getting sex, with the quantity and variety of women that I want. I can picture myself continuing to pay4 play for the easy and on-demand nature of it, while also balancing that out with real relationships with normal women.

Regarding some of the cities you mentioned, yes, I have been to Rio and loved it (as well as Salvador Bahia). I haven't mongered in Brazil yet, since every time I have been there, I have always found Non-Pros who wanted to fuck me and date me for free, even when there for only a few days. But because guys speak so highly of it, I would totally try out mongering in Rio, and maybe check out Sao Paulo, too. The way you describe Nairobi, I think I should definitely check it out. When I set my Tinder location to Nairobi out of curiosity, I got an insane number of matches very quickly. Thailand is a country I have always wanted to go to for many reasons. Probably would have been better to go 20 years ago or so when I first got the desire, but better late than never. I haven't been to Cali yet, but I have talked with a number of Colombians who think that Cali has the most beautiful women, even though Paisas are more famous for their beauty.

Anyway, perhaps this bit of information about myself helps make more sense of my mindset and my posts. As always, I appreciate the critiques and advice.

I only based my opinion off what you said on here previously. Technically we're alike, I even see where you're going condom optional. With time you'll be writing reports of you giving girls a protein injection with your Yogurt Gun. As I said before No matter where you go there you are so it kinda doesn't matter where go ; women are women everywhere.

But if I'm acting as your Sage of Snatch or Guru of Gash I would say that again the Problem of Nairobi won't be getting extended GFE it will be getting them to leave. Santo Domingo is the best Place for me in regards to semi and no pro (if you accept those terms) simply because of my food court floozies in SD. The one place it was hard to pick up was actual salesgirl slit in Nai, but other than that Kenya is the same in almost every way except so called Non Pros in SD are way more savvy than Non Pros in Nairobi.

So if you have a hankering to go and you felt you needed my recommendation I would say go and stay in Parklands witch is kind of the Zona Colonial of Kenya.

Same thing with Cali; I concur on the beauty of the women, they look more like Dominicans but they dress better and wear hair and make up better because of the better education and economy. It's a little harder to run through semi pros and no Parque Llreas but less expensive for everything from food and lodging and of course Pussy just hearing the prices paid in Meddy makes me not want to go even though I prefer the weather there. Much less likelyhood of being scoped in Cali and the main stamp of approval is despite living in Nai, SD, and extensive visits to Meddy Cali won out as the place I planted my flag.

Again if you love Meddy and SD just go there there's more than enough chicks but if you're trying to go around the world being a Johnny Appleseed of Ass then feel free to follow my well worn trick trail.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Mr Enternational]

Honestly, I cannot tell you how many times I have met with different girls throughout Colombia and traded electronic devices for favors. I had no idea that bringing cell phones, tablets, or laptops into Colombia would trigger an international investigation.

Well for one, if you did not declare it and pay duty on it, then it is called smuggling.

[Fun Luvr]

Sometimes you just get the overzealous asshole agent. Was this through Florida or Miami? I always get shit there for some reason. I have a bullshit arrest over a decade ago but no conviction. Still got global entry.

It was in Orlando. As I said, I don't think the agents control who gets selected. The first time, I went to the Global Entry kiosh and it never turned green. It instructed me to see an agent for assistance. The second time, the agent asked the normal questions, where was I coming from, how long had I been there, and what was the purpose. Then he looked at his screen for longer than usual, wrote down a number, and passed my passport to another agent who told me to follow him.

[Mr Enternational]

That has to be a currency miscommunication as go to the back is exactly 500.000 pesos $140, the girl gets 350.000 pesos $100, and the cashier takes the payment and remits to the girl or her house bank. If true $500 they got collided upon and jacked.

I think it was the freelancers that got them for $500, not the chicks in Fase 2.

[SuperSaint]

Thanks for your input, Trip! I don't have a girlfriend in Medellin, it's more of a sugar-baby arrangement with a chica who really blurs the lines. while potentially being more sincere and natural, and less expensive, than being with Pros..

This is why I love the place. Everyone can find some arrangements they like.

I maintained a 2 year detailed daily ledger comparing my peso burn rates when pursuing.

"non-pro" Colombianas versus other gray-area options and chicas of various perceived levels of promiscuity.

Savings Rate: Achieved only 2030% savings at best, and this was sustainable for just a few months.

Their attitude changes when they figure out there's no foreign visa or house on the hill in it for them.

[PolloNegro]

Honestly, I cannot tell you how many times I have met with different girls throughout Colombia and traded electronic devices for favors. I had no idea that bringing cell phones, tablets, or laptops into Colombia would trigger an international investigation. But yes, anything they deem excessive could be seen as an attempt to start an unlicensed business within their country, which can cause all kinds of regulatory repercussions.

​What I'm saying is that, at one point, I could barter a cell phone or tablet in Medellin for almost anything I needed. Back then, they were as valuable as gold. If you had iPhones or Samsung Galaxies, you were holding pure gold. I'm pretty sure by this point the Colombian government was well aware of the value of these devices. That's likely one of the reasons they make it extremely difficult for ordinary Colombians to obtain high-end electronics, and why they make a point of prosecuting you if you're caught with an excessive amount. Stay Vigilant! PN!

[PolloNegro]

So guys should not travel with laptops or phones, or are you referring to unusual quantities or types of electronics?

Personally, based on my experience, I wouldn't travel with more than three cell phones, one laptop, and one or two tablets. Exceeding that limit could signal to the Colombian government that you are attempting to start a business. PN!

[Knowledge]

I was referring to Colombia immigration. Citizens can't be denied entry to the US but of course you can be investigated and prosecuted for any crimes.

That's not entirely true. I am not on any sex offender list nor Interpol lists. The last two times I have returned to the US from Colombia, I have been flagged in the system for extra screening. That is done before I even get to an agent, so questions and answers are irrrelevant. The first time, I was told it was because I make frequent trips to Colombia. The last time, they said because they are looking closer at the safety of Colombia. I doubt the agents at the airport know why. Since the system instructs them to do extra screening, that's what they have to do. After the first time, they revoked my Global Entry, reason "You don't meet program eligible requirements". I had met those requirements for 14 years, and I haven't had any encounters with any law enforcement authorities, nor imported any prohibited items. I haven't encountered any problem entering Colombia. That's the reason I can say fairly confidently that I'm not on any lists.

[Knowledge]

I think you can use the Global Entry card for land entry with your passport.

I have dad dozens of trips to Colombia over the past 3 years and to no other country. However, I went to Tijuana a few weeks ago with friends and I got flagged when I tried to return. I told them I had Global Entry and and have been traveling for years. They said land entry was different. I went to a secondary office and they went through my things. I did not have a bag only a crossbody wallet.

When I was cleared I got a dirty look or mean mugged by one of the officers. What a bunch of assholes!

[Knowledge]

So guys should not travel with laptops or phones, or are you referring to unusual quantities or types of electronics?

I do not provide this information to scare anyone or to seek sympathy. Rather, I want to give the board and its members the necessary context to make clear-cut decisions.

​Many people believe that you can only get into trouble in Colombia over drugs or issues involving underage girls, but that is simply not the case. The importation of electronic devices in quantities that either Colombia or the United States deems "excessive" can trigger incredibly serious problems. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would wind up in a federal courthouse simply for bringing in electronics.

​My reason for sharing this is to ensure the board is aware that the risks extend far beyond the obvious issues. Simple importation of electronic devices can land you in a situation so severe that you might actually find yourself wishing it had been drugs instead, because you will be trapped in the exact same criminal justice systemand they will make a massive case out of it.

[PolloNegro]

1. Immigration does not care about any of us who are not flagged on sex offender or Interpol lists and are able to logically respond to routine questions without weirding out the agent.

I do not provide this information to scare anyone or to seek sympathy. Rather, I want to give the board and its members the necessary context to make clear-cut decisions.

​Many people believe that you can only get into trouble in Colombia over drugs or issues involving underage girls, but that is simply not the case. The importation of electronic devices in quantities that either Colombia or the United States deems "excessive" can trigger incredibly serious problems. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would wind up in a federal courthouse simply for bringing in electronics.

​My reason for sharing this is to ensure the board is aware that the risks extend far beyond the obvious issues. Simple importation of electronic devices can land you in a situation so severe that you might actually find yourself wishing it had been drugs instead, because you will be trapped in the exact same criminal justice system—and they will make a massive case out of it.

​Furthermore, you need to be cautious regarding the women in the WhatsApp groups. The USA Government will bring these individuals to the United States to testify, especially if they possess photos of you and can readily identify you. My advice is to frequently rotate the women you see; do not meet with the same person more than once or twice. Even if you like her, if she is a working girl, that dynamic alone provides enough leverage for her to betray you and testify that you traveled to the country for illegal purposes.

​Do not take the risk. I am telling you this from personal experience, not from something I read. This is exactly how the USA And Colombian governments operate if you end up on their radar for anything—even something as simple as importing electronic devices. Stay Vigilant. PN!

[ToastMonger269]

Sometimes you just get the overzealous asshole agent. Was this through Florida or Miami? I always get shit there for some reason. I have a bullshit arrest over a decade ago but no conviction. Still got global entry.

That's not entirely true. I am not on any sex offender list nor Interpol lists. The last two times I have returned to the US from Colombia, I have been flagged in the system for extra screening. That is done before I even get to an agent, so questions and answers are irrrelevant. The first time, I was told it was because I make frequent trips to Colombia. The last time, they said because they are looking closer at the safety of Colombia. I doubt the agents at the airport know why. Since the system instructs them to do extra screening, that's what they have to do. After the first time, they revoked my Global Entry, reason "You don't meet program eligible requirements". I had met those requirements for 14 years, and I haven't had any encounters with any law enforcement authorities, nor imported any prohibited items. I haven't encountered any problem entering Colombia. That's the reason I can say fairly confidently that I'm not on any lists.

[LoveItHere69]

Immigration does not care about any of us who are not flagged on sex offender or Interpol lists and are able to logically respond to routine questions without weirding out the agent.

Those things would be checked more highly when coming into the country, not out. They want you caught ASAP. On the way out would most likely be drugs. It is ok for their country to bring tons of drugs into the USA but not for others to do the same.

That's not entirely true. I am not on any sex offender list nor Interpol lists. The last two times I have returned to the US from Colombia, I have been flagged in the system for extra screening. That is done before I even get to an agent, so questions and answers are irrrelevant. The first time, I was told it was because I make frequent trips to Colombia. The last time, they said because they are looking closer at the safety of Colombia. I doubt the agents at the airport know why. Since the system instructs them to do extra screening, that's what they have to do. After the first time, they revoked my Global Entry, reason "You don't meet program eligible requirements". I had met those requirements for 14 years, and I haven't had any encounters with any law enforcement authorities, nor imported any prohibited items. I haven't encountered any problem entering Colombia. That's the reason I can say fairly confidently that I'm not on any lists.

You could have possibly been flagged by the ticket agent (unlikely but don't rule it out) or anyone along the line going in. Most likely you were flagged coming in to the country by immigration. They saw something about you and flagged you to be checked on your way out. If you match a stereotype: black, wear pants down you ass, man-bun, dreadlocks, hiphop clothing (bob Marley shirt especially), tattoos, piercings, bling bling, or you act scared / nervous when dealing with immigration.