Medellin Reports

[PolloNegro]

​To break up the monotony and give you an idea of just how crazy Medellin can be, I have a situation going on in my neighborhood right now. One of my neighbors is 21, and his girlfriend is 19. She has discovered the power of Parque Lleras and the power of her body. Someone has been paying her very well to see her. She's a pretty girl—very skinny, with a nice chest and a nice rear end.

​Ever since she discovered the power of her body and started going to Parque Lleras, her boyfriend beats her every time she comes home. They've been fighting for about the last two to three months. I have informed him that sooner or later, he is going to go to jail for domestic violence because this girl is going to get tired of it. You cannot compete with these foreigners and these American guys who are paying your girlfriend. He is going to have to wait for another seven or eight years, or until she gets older or is no longer desired by these American tourists, because fighting her is not going to resolve the problem. The fact is, when someone is giving her 400,000 to 500,000 pesos, she will never look at him the same way again.

​I actually feel horrible for the young man because he just can't compete with these foreigners and their money. LOL. Stay Vigilant. PN!

[PolloNegro]

Let's speak actual facts. I live in Medellin, and I have a home here that I bought back in 2020 during the COVID era. I also have two brothers-in-law who live with me. Both of them work six days a week; one earns 600,000 pesos a week, and the other earns 525,000 pesos a week. So, when you try to tell me that 100,000 pesos is not a sufficient payment to be with a girl, I just don't understand why not.

​My home in Medellin has eight bedrooms and four bathrooms, and I can post my electric bill for the month to prove it. For comparison, my home in America is a three-bedroom, one-bath, and my light bill there is nearly $140 a month with me living entirely by myself. In my Medellin home, there are about eight people living with me right now. There is frequent cooking, air conditioning running, fans blowing, and TVs on everywhere throughout the house. Even with all of that going on, my light bill is never over $250 a month.

​So, why would 100,000 pesos not be sufficient payment for a girl if you know her, and she doesn't even have to leave her neighborhood to see you and earn that money? Please make it make sense. Stay Vigilant. PN!

[Triple Darknes]

Site selections.

If stort staying or living in Colombia get the nicest place you're willing to pay with around the clock security. Then tip your guards and tell them they should call when the girl is coming up and leaving. Authorize them to take a picture of her cedula (ID Card) No cedula no sex. You'll want that if the girl tries to pass off a fake cedula. I'the take a picture of the cedula and the what's app on the negotiations. Remember a private deal between two adults is totally legal in Colombia. The place should have cameras all around again if scoped you'll need that as evidence.

Understand that in Colombia usually the Judge makes a determination of guilt based on a proponderance of evidence no jury is needed.

Finally you might even want cameras in your house you can do final negotiations with a secret nanny cam in the living room and fuck her in the bedroom. I would not flim the fuck session without consent that is a crime.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[PolloNegro]

​I don't know what era many of you are living in, but I can tell you this: last night, I purchased four triple cheeseburgers and fries from a local restaurant in Medellin. I was able to use my girlfriend's Nequi account to pay for it over the internet. Once I placed the order, the restaurant sent me a bill for 82,000 pesos. In America, just one burger at Five Guys would cost you right around 80,000 pesos. Because of this, I don't know why people are beginning to believe that you can't find girls in these neighborhoods for 60,000 to 100,000 pesos per encounter. I'm telling you now, 100,000 pesos goes a long way when you're living in Medellin. People are choosing to pay what they want to pay—it's their money, and I have no problem with what they spend.

​However, I know what I pay. I stay in communication with several of the 18-year-old girls in my neighborhood. I move around, stay unseen, and I'm not a threat or a problem. People have seen me in this same neighborhood for the last eight years, so seeing me around is nothing new. I speak to everyone, and sometimes I sit and have coffee with the locals. Once I'm in an apartment or a home, whatever consenting adults do is our business. I'm in and out without a problem, and I have never paid 250,000 to 400,000 pesos to have an encounter with these young ladies. Stay Vigilant. PN!

[PolloNegro]

Now you're overselling it. Maybe 20 years ago this play might have worked but telling guys that you could just show up in a barrio and hand out cheap handsets and get pussy thrown at you is not true.

Maybe if you were a Colombian who moved back to Medellin it would work a little bit but bringing girls back to your house like that in Colombia? Colombia is actually very family oriented women who engage in sex work do it on the low, You bring more than 5 or 6 different girls to your place a week and people are going to start looking at you strange and assumptions will be made about any woman who even talks to you.

As an expat You can do this but only if you take those girls to short time hotels and you're discrete. And 60 to 100 K while possible is improbable especially in expensive ass Medellin. It's hard to get 100 K deals in Cali now so unless you're talking about drug addicts or Vennies that you see one time at some point a regular is going to look for a raise.

Finally depending on how Gringo a guy looks and their level of Spanish they'the stick out like a sore thumb while living in a sector 4 or 5 barrio isn't a death sentance when the Moto thieves come around they're going to target the gringo especially if he's handing out phones..

Here is a revised version of your text that cleans up the grammar, adds punctuation for readability, and maintains the exact points you are making about your living situation and community relationships:

I speak Spanish fluently and have lived in this same area for the last eight years. I have actually taken classes for my profession there in Colombia, and I have never had any problems communicating with my neighbors.

For the most part, most of these 18- to 20-year-old girls are home by themselves at some point during the day; their mothers and their mothers' boyfriends go to work. Stopping by to visit them is a piece of cake, especially if you live in the neighborhood. No one is going to stop you from speaking or communicating with them. Since they have been to my home—we have thrown several parties here—they know that I am doing well. They also know that I am stable because I have been here for eight years.

My house is secure; it takes two doors to enter, and I have security cameras all over the premises, including the front, the back, and the front doors. To enter my home, you have to ring a doorbell that calls my phone. Because of this, I do not know why it is out of the question to think that $60,000-$100,000 pesos is below market rate.

I am not the biggest or the scariest guy in the world, but what I can tell you is that in eight years, no one has ever come up to rob, harass, or take anything from me. I own a motorcycle there in Colombia that is registered in my name. I keep it parked at the parking garage, where I pay about $240 a year for parking, so I only have to move it whenever I choose.

The truth is, I am in touch with 150 18- to 20-year-old girls in my neighborhood, many of whom have never had children and many of whom I have known over the last eight years. Me being in communication with them or having a personal conversation with them is nothing out of the ordinary, because I have young people who live in my home and these neighbors frequently visit. Stay Vigilant. PN!

[Mr Enternational]

A nice phone can cost hundreds of dollars, but how much does that get you?

Those chicks do not know a nice phone from applebutter. What constitutes a nice phone and an expensive one is the processor and the memory. Those chicks only need it to take pictures and they would like it to say iPhone for the prestige. Anything else they do not care and do not know about.

[Mr Enternational]

One thing I noticed about the shipping companyespecially when I shipped some items to Medellin earlier this yearis that they specifically warn you about the restrictions. While they let you ship things like beans, rice, clothing, or TVs, they explicitly state that if they find a single cell phone in your package, the entire shipment will be confiscated and you could face federal charges. They only told me this after the fact, but there is clearly a major issue with bringing cell phones into Colombia. Even the shipping companies make it a known rule: do not ship cell phones at all! Now you know!

You are talking about apples and oranges. You can not ship a cell phone because it has a lithium battery and is considered dangerous goods. Neither can you ship one with US Postal Service. You can ship one with FedEx, but you must take it out of the box and they give you a fire retardant material to wrap it in and a special box to put that in.

[Triple Darknes]

So to clean this up maybe if you had no more than maybe 5 max regulars coming over a few times a week to your residence and if you mongered more taking the extras to a love hotel. 100 K in Medellin? Maybe getting a few desparate girls in Bello or somewhere and you'd have to vet the girls throughly and have to switch them out regularly. You'd also have to incentivize girls with tips to bring their friends to you unless you were stupid enough to try to recruit yourself. Even if you lived in a sector 3 area near a sector 4 area you're not getting girls in your barrio and you're definitely paying about 250 K in Medellin at the low end. Maybe if you were in Armenia 100 K would be fine but there's far less girls available.

I pay around 100 K in Cali and I have to negotiate hard and even then after awhile it creeps up especially when you factor in Transport. Actual single mothers are worst because after awile you start to get the sob stories and if you never contribute well they sell scopamine in kiosks in centro.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Aranjuez, Candelaria, and Manrique are all good neighborhoods if you mind your business and don't get involved in anyone else's. I've never had a girl from the neighborhood ask me for more than 60,000 to 100,000 pesos. I can go through and see them whenever I want; it's just that I have to make time because my girlfriend keeps an eye on me.

​You can have the pick of the litter and see as many as you wantit's all up to you. However, you have to get into a neighborhood where people know you're stable, not crazy or problematic, and that you're not going to harm anybody. Once they realize you're just an ordinary, everyday, average guy who is good for the neighborhood, you're going to see more women approach you than you ever imagined. Best of all, it's going to be at a far lower rate; I've never had a girl from the neighborhood ask me for 200,000 pesos. Not ever.

These girls do not care about having a brand-new, expensive phone; they just want to make sure it is somewhat new, has the box to show their friends that it was actually purchased, and came from America. They don't give a damn if it's an iPhone 11 Pro or a 12 Pro. They just want to show their friends that an American guy gave them something the local guys wouldn't dare give them. You don't have to buy an expensive phoneit just needs to be somewhat new and come with a box or packaging. I've never spent more than $100 on a phone, and I have gotten more out of it than you could ever imagine. Just don't have more than three phones in your luggage. Stay Vigilant. PN!

Now you're overselling it. Maybe 20 years ago this play might have worked but telling guys that you could just show up in a barrio and hand out cheap handsets and get pussy thrown at you is not true.

Maybe if you were a Colombian who moved back to Medellin it would work a little bit but bringing girls back to your house like that in Colombia? Colombia is actually very family oriented women who engage in sex work do it on the low, You bring more than 5 or 6 different girls to your place a week and people are going to start looking at you strange and assumptions will be made about any woman who even talks to you.

As an expat You can do this but only if you take those girls to short time hotels and you're discrete. And 60 to 100 K while possible is improbable especially in expensive ass Medellin. It's hard to get 100 K deals in Cali now so unless you're talking about drug addicts or Vennies that you see one time at some point a regular is going to look for a raise.

Finally depending on how Gringo a guy looks and their level of Spanish they'the stick out like a sore thumb while living in a sector 4 or 5 barrio isn't a death sentance when the Moto thieves come around they're going to target the gringo especially if he's handing out phones.

I'the say for the average Gringo thinking of moving down learn Spanish learn the culture, stay in the most secure area that you can afford no dar payaya in all ways even in mongering meaning don't make it obvious that you're a super monger and be aware of your surroundings.

Hope this Helps.

Trip.

[PolloNegro]

That sounds like a really interesting strategy. I am thinking about retiring to Medellin. First of all, if you don't mind my asking, using your method how much do you spend on sex approximately? The nice brothels seem to be around 200 K per hour which sounded reasonable to me. So how much are you saving? A nice phone can cost hundreds of dollars, but how much does that get you? Secondly, would you recommend any neighborhood? My first thought was Laureles.

Aranjuez, Candelaria, and Manrique are all good neighborhoods if you mind your business and don't get involved in anyone else's. I've never had a girl from the neighborhood ask me for more than 60,000 to 100,000 pesos. I can go through and see them whenever I want; it's just that I have to make time because my girlfriend keeps an eye on me.

​You can have the pick of the litter and see as many as you want—it's all up to you. However, you have to get into a neighborhood where people know you're stable, not crazy or problematic, and that you're not going to harm anybody. Once they realize you're just an ordinary, everyday, average guy who is good for the neighborhood, you're going to see more women approach you than you ever imagined. Best of all, it's going to be at a far lower rate; I've never had a girl from the neighborhood ask me for 200,000 pesos. Not ever.

These girls do not care about having a brand-new, expensive phone; they just want to make sure it is somewhat new, has the box to show their friends that it was actually purchased, and came from America. They don't give a damn if it's an iPhone 11 Pro or a 12 Pro. They just want to show their friends that an American guy gave them something the local guys wouldn't dare give them. You don't have to buy an expensive phone—it just needs to be somewhat new and come with a box or packaging. I've never spent more than $100 on a phone, and I have gotten more out of it than you could ever imagine. Just don't have more than three phones in your luggage. Stay Vigilant. PN!

[TexasPistol]

I'm just saying, if you put the time in to learn about the different cultures and actually move into a neighborhood where you can completely immerse yourself in the community, your options are absolutely limitless. You can have your pick of the litter without having to travel to parque Lleras & pay outrageous prices to see these girls; they'll be right there at your beck and call.

PN.

That sounds like a really interesting strategy. I am thinking about retiring to Medellin. First of all, if you don't mind my asking, using your method how much do you spend on sex approximately? The nice brothels seem to be around 200 K per hour which sounded reasonable to me. So how much are you saving? A nice phone can cost hundreds of dollars, but how much does that get you? Secondly, would you recommend any neighborhood? My first thought was Laureles.

[PolloNegro]

For the record, let's get back to talking about the girls in Colombia. Imagine that in the year 2018, you were introduced to about 50 different women. All of these women had children—some had two daughters, some had three, and some had one. That would still be 50 women plus at least 50 daughters.

​Now, imagine moving into an environment where you blend into the community. You are around them, and they see you over the course of eight years. Fast-forward eight years later: these girls are now between the ages of 18 and 20, and you know each and every one of them because they've all been to your house, partied with you, and celebrated birthdays with you. They know you, they know you are a mainstay, and they know you are doing financially decent because you've been in the same location for the last eight years without having to move.

​There is no real reason for me to look for girls in Centro anymore because I live in an environment where I am surrounded by so many young ladies that I can pick and choose who I would like to see. On the other hand, unless you've been living under a rock, what do 18-year-old girls love more than electronic devices? I'm just saying, if you put the time in to learn about the different cultures and actually move into a neighborhood where you can completely immerse yourself in the community, your options are absolutely limitless. You can have your pick of the litter without having to travel to parque Lleras & pay outrageous prices to see these girls; they'll be right there at your beck and call.

​Stay vigilant.

PN.

[The Cane]

This happened several times a week when I first started mongering and I had to dispute my account every time and they gave my access back but yeah it was a pain in the ass.

What triggers this to happen?

[GringoLoko]

What the shit is this? I am on my way to get some pussy and these mfs banned my account!

This happened several times a week when I first started mongering and I had to dispute my account every time and they gave my access back but yeah it was a pain in the ass.

[Chico Bonito]

What the shit is this? I am on my way to get some pussy and these mfs banned my account!

Oof, that's rough! I know a couple of hoes that has happened to in the past. They told me that from that point on, they only discuss "business" via voice message when on Whatsapp, nothing about sex or money in text form.