Bangkok Reports

[Smyke]

I had my evening meal in Terminal 21 and after that wandered down to Nana Plaza around 8:30 pm.

Played pool again and beat my hostess (stunning 28 year old With blond hair and very non Thai looks) 4 games to nill!

She said she was new to the bar scene and I believe her. Usually they will thrash you at pool and connect 4!

Walked back in the direction of my hotel and decided to count the girls (and boys) on the way. I got to 103! About 90 genuine girls (I think) and 13 lady boys or other.

Plenty of solid talent out there.

I didn't take up any offers as I am leaving early AM to travel to Hua Hin.

[Smyke]

Walking down Sukumvit Rd during early afternoon I was surprised to see a big number of Muslim women in burkas and hijabs. Some unaccompanied and some definitely for hire.

I sat in a bar and observed, definitely some P4P going on.

Later, after dinner, I went down to Nana plaza to drink beer and hang out playing pool. Nice hostess but out of my price range.

Around 10 pm I left Nana and started back towards Terminal 21.

Counted about 30 hookers on the street. All shapes and sizes!

One took my fancy and I took her back to my hotel nearby. She was about 35, big natural boobs and a little on the plus size.

Quoted 2 K but baulked at my 1 K offer and then settled for 1.5 K long time.

I am over 70 now and it takes me a while to cum and the ladies don't like this!

Any way she finished me by hand and mouth so I'm not complaining.

[Werqweq]

They are all good depending on what you feel like eating. Rip the bong, gorge on lobster, prime rib and cheesecake, then burp and go to sleep. The beauty of being older and living in se Asia.

I flew into BKK last year just to eat in a buffet. Mongering was an afterthought.

Sofitel has a good brunch buffet the first Sunday of each month, bookable via eatigo too.

Rain tree cafe, a two minute walk from the JW Marriot, is my current favourite. Was almost empty when I went there a few days ago, so service was superb, and offered to "fry new fresh for you" this and that.

I also like Goji, who have managed to keep the quality level decent, but is so crowded that it's like eating in a food court. Plus having eaten there a hundred times over the years, it's gotten quite boring.

Hungryhub is an usable alternative to eatigo, but a lot of the offers there are for two persons minimum, so only usable for those with friends. Also quite complicated to navigate compared to eatigo.

[Axel Heyst]

I can't say the buffet at the J. W. Marriott is "the best" buffet in Bangkok because I have only tried a few of them. But I think it is a deal hard to beat for the money with that 50% eatigo discount.

I am a sucker for that all-you-can-eat peeled shrimp that was always my first go-to option in those Las Vegas hotel buffets years ago. I do cruise through any big hotel buffet I encounter in Bangkok and, so far, the J. W. Marriott is the only one I have seen offering it. And I went there once when they didn't have a bowl of them sitting in the iced seafood counter. So I asked the server and she said they were running low on them at that time and brought a plate-ful of them to my table from the kitchen.

If the Mandarin Oriental has peeled shrimp along with other top notch items I assume they would have I definitely will give that buffet a try sometime.

Lord Jims at the Mandarin Oriental has you covered on seafood. It is expensive to dine there, but worth it once in a while. IMHO. Bon appetit.

https://www.mandarinoriental.com/en/...dine/lord-jims

[Nyezhov]

I can't say the buffet at the J. W. Marriott is "the best" buffet in Bangkok because I have only tried a few of them. But I think it is a deal hard to beat for the money with that 50% eatigo discount.

I am a sucker for that all-you-can-eat peeled shrimp that was always my first go-to option in those Las Vegas hotel buffets years ago. I do cruise through any big hotel buffet I encounter in Bangkok and, so far, the J. W. Marriott is the only one I have seen offering it. And I went there once when they didn't have a bowl of them sitting in the iced seafood counter. So I asked the server and she said they were running low on them at that time and brought a plate-ful of them to my table from the kitchen.

If the Mandarin Oriental has peeled shrimp along with other top notch items I assume they would have I definitely will give that buffet a try sometime.

They are all good depending on what you feel like eating. Rip the bong, gorge on lobster, prime rib and cheesecake, then burp and go to sleep. The beauty of being older and living in se Asia.

I flew into BKK last year just to eat in a buffet. Mongering was an afterthought.

[Sky Ryder]

Hey,

Visiting BKK soon to play some golf at the end of the month, and wanted some advice.

Any golf course we can get "naughty" caddies?

Thanks.

S.

Depending on where you play and what time of day, (night golf turns in a party and usually at least one of the girls is up for "19th hole" activities. Panya Indra has a lot of nice ladies at night, and I have had a couple of the Summit Windmill gals that joined me for an evening on the town, unfortunately two of them now have "boyfriends" for the low season and are not working and another went back home. I would suggest getting the Golfllan app and think about making a bokking in advance for the girls you want. The ones that have photos on their profiles in civilian clothes are more likely to be inclined to go out after. A few guys have taken the caddies to a short time hotel after the round as well. If you are staying at a hotel that is part of the course (Summit Windmill) the ladies are not allowed in the hotel for obvious reasons. Silver Lake also has a robust night golf program with some really cute girls. Make sure to bring a couple of bottles of Regency to get the party started. I iwll try to Reach out by DM to you as well.

[EihTooms]

The best gourmet buffet in BKK is at Mandarin Oriental. It is memorable.

I can't say the buffet at the J. W. Marriott is "the best" buffet in Bangkok because I have only tried a few of them. But I think it is a deal hard to beat for the money with that 50% eatigo discount.

I am a sucker for that all-you-can-eat peeled shrimp that was always my first go-to option in those Las Vegas hotel buffets years ago. I do cruise through any big hotel buffet I encounter in Bangkok and, so far, the J. W. Marriott is the only one I have seen offering it. And I went there once when they didn't have a bowl of them sitting in the iced seafood counter. So I asked the server and she said they were running low on them at that time and brought a plate-ful of them to my table from the kitchen.

If the Mandarin Oriental has peeled shrimp along with other top notch items I assume they would have I definitely will give that buffet a try sometime.

[Axel Heyst]

The best gourmet buffet in BKK is at Mandarin Oriental. It is memorable.

[HorseTrader]

I am heading to BKK soon & that buffet sounds great. How & where do I get this eatigo discount?

https://eatigo.com/

I concur that the JW Marriott buffet is excellent.

[Shemp]

With the 50% eatigo discount, that Sukhumvit Soi 2 J. W. Marriott buffet is a very good deal, IMO. With that discount the final total per person is about 1,350 baht. I can justify that cost with just the amount I eat of their peeled shrimp a la old-school Las Vegas resort hotel buffets, a rare offering in Bangkok, with the American style seafood cocktail sauce, the various cheese, olives and deli meats offerings even before I get to the steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, veggies and desserts.

I am heading to BKK soon & that buffet sounds great. How & where do I get this eatigo discount?

[Nyezhov]

With the 50% eatigo discount, that Sukhumvit Soi 2 J. W. Marriott buffet is a very good deal, IMO. With that discount the final total per person is about 1,350 baht. I can justify that cost with just the amount I eat of their peeled shrimp a la old-school Las Vegas resort hotel buffets, a rare offering in Bangkok, with the American style seafood cocktail sauce, the various cheese, olives and deli meats offerings even before I get to the steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, veggies and desserts.

Its a great way to save money on mongering, starve all day, make an early reservation, eat till food coma, go to sleep. Bravo! You stayed out of the bars.

The westin is good too.

[Werqweq]

But I would still complain about a girl's crap attitude and behavior in the room afterwards, especially if the mamasan asks me how it went as I was leaving.

We do no one any favors by keeping crap service or especially misleading crap service a secret. That does harm to the venue, to the girls in that venue who do try hard to provide good service, to other punters and to ourselves in the general market location.

Notice in this reported case the mamasan seemed genuinely interested in how things went for her customer. She should be. Crap service being doled out secretly behind closed doors and unreported by us that she is never made aware of takes money out of her pocket and the pockets of the girls in her venue who do deliver good service and want customers to spread the good news and return for more rather than lose money and go out of business.

Unfortunately not everyone understands this. The world is full of people who are unable, and deadly afraid, to express their displeasure with a service in a polite, face-to-face manner. They will look shyly down, nod smilingly when asked how it was, and management will think all was good. Maybe even recommend the girl as "good service" to future customers.

Maybe there are more of these scared mushrooms now than before, but I'm not sure. I suspect it was always the case that some people are like this, and will just swallow the disappointment and "jog on".

There was another shop here last year, maybe still is, which kind of forced the customer to give a rating after service, before exiting out the door. Unfortunately, they set it up in a way that made you do it in front of the girl, so the girl is standing there (at least in my case), looking at you, while management asks you to rate her service from one to five. I can no longer remember what I rated the girl, but remember the managing lady making some "ooh, hmm" sound after I gave my rating, even though I think my rating was not worse than 4.

Good on that shop for taking such an active and systemized interest in it I thought, which shows that some shops really do want to know, but poorly implemented as I'm sure many people will rate the girl standing there, staring at you, as five, no matter what, before "jogging on". I remember afterwards thinking I should suggest they reorganize it slightly next time I go there, but for some reason I didn't visit the shop again on that trip, and completely forgot about it until now. Now I don't even remember what shop it was.

[PgReal]

I read a report elsewhere about a place called X-Ray where apparently they offer uniforms and themed rooms. The girl played the role of "innocent" school girl and apparently she was a pretty good actress. Is that a common thing in Thailand? Does it have a name so I can search for more reports and find other places that offer it?

X-Ray shop doesn't exist anymore, there is a pretty standard Nuru style place at the old location these days.

There is Pysche dream that does role plays, it's their specialty. They do prison, school, hospital and airplane.

Also Vovo BJ on Soi 33 do Secretary, Nurse & School-girl.

[Werqweq]

Was this Mango Massage just off Sukhumvit Soi 24?

Yes. I have the impression they're not too happy with staff that does not make the customer leave happy, so service there is normally still decent, though my favourite for customer service, management wise, by a mile is still Wonder massage near Asoke BTS.

[Mogwai]

Jaja at Mango massage

Was this Mango Massage just off Sukhumvit Soi 24? Or some other shop called Mango?