Antiqua

[Morales85]

Really there is no recent stories from Antigua / Jocotenango?

I will spend there few days and I am starting to worry about having any fun LOL.

[Morales85]

I saw some videos on social media, and it's not a place where I could be able to bang a girl. Maybe they show the most dirtiest and crepiest rooms.

I will be in Guate so I will go there to see it and experience as much as I can.

La Linea is in Guate. It is a down and dirty place; look it up. I have been there 3 times and love the place. Others run like hell when they first see the place.

The place is for our hobby and for the experience!

[TomJackin]

Tell us more about it.

BTW what about La Linea? Is it worth going there? Not for our hobby, but just for the experience?

La Linea is in Guate. It is a down and dirty place; look it up. I have been there 3 times and love the place. Others run like hell when they first see the place.

The place is for our hobby and for the experience!

[Morales85]

Tell us more about it.

BTW what about La Linea? Is it worth going there? Not for our hobby, but just for the experience?

BTW Jocotenango is not very safe.

[Huacho]

BTW Jocotenango is not very safe.

[John Clayton]

Diva 1.

Diva 2.

Bar El Zodiaco. I went to this bar in January 2020.

Here are my notes:...
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Our intrepid tropical explorer!

[TomJackin]

Diva 1.

Diva 2.

Bar El Zodiaco. I went to this bar in January 2020.

Here are my notes:

Club: Bar El Zodiaco.

Cover: None.

Ficha: Varies on drink choice; around 50 and up.

Sex: 200 for 15 minutes / Not sure of the rest.

On site: Yes.

Number of chicas: 10+ - Depending the night.

Quality of chicas: OK to not sure.

Night / Time: Thursday at Midnight.

Comments: I only went to this bar the first night. All the girls were chunky and seemed drugged on boredom. I did not see any reason to stay or return to this bar / club.

It appears it is still open. I found a post from May 2026.

Please report your findings.

[Morales85]

I will spend few nights in Antiqua in October.

Is there any better than last years reports?

Has anything changed?

Where to find some action?

[Black Page]

1) Yes, I didn't find any others.
2) No, its dead. With all respect, the things have changed based on what I saw. Please update if you see otherwise.

I have spent 4 days in Antigua, for work not for this.
Zero action whatsoever, anywhere. Only a night, I decided to go to have a look at Diva 1 and 2.

I walked from South Antigua to Jocotenango, using Google Maps to find the best way, around 10 pm. It's a quiet town, very safe. It took me some half an hour to reach it.

Diva 1: I could not locate it. I found the church, but nothing in front.

Diva 2: found using the position given by a kind soul in this thread. Just 200 m away. It was open, with a dozen of girls from sexy slim to obese over 15 cm heels, from 20yo to 30yo. Two groups of local guys partying hard with most beautiful ones. I sat and had a beer for half an hour watching videos, until an average-looking lady came to pull my hand saying to go to the dark side.

My beer costed 25 Q, her drink 75 Q. She sat on my nap offering her tits to lick. She offered toda la noche for 1500 Q (YES! I declined saying that I was too sleepy for that and I left.

I asked the security about Diva1, and he said it was closed on Wednesday.

I walked back to my hotel, to enjoy the night and see a bit of streets and people.
I never went back to Jocotenango to see Diva 1. Nothing special to find, and however Saturday I was going to Medellin. Another category of place.

[SomeMongerer]

Thank you for your report! So much appreciated. I am going there soon, and I am happy to read something more recent than the excellent report by TomJackin. Do you mind if I ask you:

1) Are Diva1 and Diva2 the only 2 clubs in Antigua?


2) Any other place where I could hunt, while I am in Antigua? Do you think the report by TomJackin is still current? Or things changed a lot?.

1) Yes, I didn't find any others.

2) No, its dead. With all respect, the things have changed based on what I saw. Please update if you see otherwise.

[Black Page]

I spent almost five years in Guatemala and the word 'dollar' never left my lips. It is a sure sign of a rookie, an amateur, or an overpayer when they don't use and think in the local currency. Also, it isn't the easiest country for the run of the mill hooker to change dollars into their needed quetzales. It is true that in Antigua, some tourist places and even the large supermarket Bodegona will accept dollars, but at a terrible rate and give change in quetzales.

THank you. I feel shame for my question, but who knows. Better ask than sorry. I will never bring a single dollar note with me.

I wonder why the hotel rate is in USD and even the driver who they have assigned to me from the airport is priced in USD (50).

[Huacho]

Apologies for the question maybe needless, but in Antigua the cash to use is quetzales, never dollars, right?
I see many prices expressed in dollars. I don't have dollars from previous trips. I will withdraw some Q from the ATM.

I spent almost five years in Guatemala and the word 'dollar' never left my lips. It is a sure sign of a rookie, an amateur, or an overpayer when they don't use and think in the local currency. Also, it isn't the easiest country for the run of the mill hooker to change dollars into their needed quetzales. It is true that in Antigua, some tourist places and even the large supermarket Bodegona will accept dollars, but at a terrible rate and give change in quetzales.

[Black Page]

Apologies for the question maybe needless, but in Antigua the cash to use is quetzales, never dollars, right?
I see many prices expressed in dollars. I don't have dollars from previous trips. I will withdraw some Q from the ATM.

[Huacho]

Does walking make sense? Or is it in the middle of dark nowhere?

I did it several times and lived to tell about it. Often I would walk there and uber back. It's right off the main drag but there is also a back way that is shorter but spookier. But I throw quetzales around like manhole covers, so me doing it does not necessary mean it makes sense. The bus runs until I think 20:30 and once or twice I took one of the last buses and although that gets you there a bit early-ish, I would go and have a beer or two in some regular bar. But in general Joco is quite a bit less safe than Antigua.

[Black Page]

Yeah, certainly no more than ten.

Does walking make sense? Or is it in the middle of dark nowhere?