Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Axel Heyst]

Was about to book Rio for mid November for a few weeks and noticed that Pride is during that time.

I couldn't care less what sexuality people are but I don't like visiting cities when they are really busy. Is Pride a huge event in Rio?

If so, I'll just go to Sao Paulo and save Rio for next year.

Appreciate any advice, thanks.

Sao Paulo Formula 1 is happening during the 1st week in November 2026 (the race is on the 8th) and hotel prices in SP are going through the roof. I am getting out of SP on Nov 4. Hotel rates should get back their normally high level, by Nov 10 or 11. Keep these dates in mind and you do fine. SP is better than RJ anyway.

I would avoid RJ during pride whatever and I make no apologies. The pridesters will turn Copacabana into a zoo. Check to see when it actually gets going. If the craziness starts later in the month you might schedule RJ during FI and then Head to SP afterwards, or as I suggested, just go to SP after F1 and have a great time.

[SoberHans69]

Was about to book Rio for mid November for a few weeks and noticed that Pride is during that time.

I couldn't care less what sexuality people are but I don't like visiting cities when they are really busy. Is Pride a huge event in Rio?

If so, I'll just go to Sao Paulo and save Rio for next year.

Appreciate any advice, thanks.

[The Cane]

Thank you for a solid report with names, locations and descriptions. So often guys just give a Penthouse Letters report of their trip exploits. It might confirm that the destination is still happening, but it doesn't give us much beyond that. There's lots of fine information here.

And then there are the absolute best reports. We're talking Penthouse letters with names, locations, descriptions, and prices plus pictures! Very, very, very few guys can hit that standard, especially consistently.

[WyattEarp]

I was recently in Brazil for 7 weeks for work and in and out of Rio on several occasions. My free time was a bit limited, so my sessions were only with girls who were well reviewed on the local forums. Some I had been with in previous years and some were new. The good news, as it often is, is that the local foristas were accurate in their reporting and that I fortunately had similar tastes, especially in terms of service quality. First up was Dani who I had met at sexy hot masagems last year. She's now at a new prive at156 Rio Branco. Maybe early thirties, curvy in just the right way for my tastes, gorgeous long black silky hair, amazing breasts, and, most importantly, a great attitude. Super sweet and sexy, excellent GFE. R200 for an unforgettable hour. Repeated with her a month later.

Giovanna was also at a156 Rio Branco prive and well reviewed. Not as beautiful as Dani but very good service and well worth the R220 for the hour, especially as I had just finished a non-stop two week work commitment and was horny as hell..

Thank you for a solid report with names, locations and descriptions. So often guys just give a Penthouse Letters report of their trip exploits. It might confirm that the destination is still happening, but it doesn't give us much beyond that.

There's lots of fine information here.

[Viajero11]

I was recently in Brazil for 7 weeks for work and in and out of Rio on several occasions. My free time was a bit limited, so my sessions were only with girls who were well reviewed on the local forums. Some I had been with in previous years and some were new. The good news, as it often is, is that the local foristas were accurate in their reporting and that I fortunately had similar tastes, especially in terms of service quality. First up was Dani who I had met at sexy hot masagems last year. She's now at a new prive at156 Rio Branco. Maybe early thirties, curvy in just the right way for my tastes, gorgeous long black silky hair, amazing breasts, and, most importantly, a great attitude. Super sweet and sexy, excellent GFE. R200 for an unforgettable hour. Repeated with her a month later.

Giovanna was also at a156 Rio Branco prive and well reviewed. Not as beautiful as Dani but very good service and well worth the R220 for the hour, especially as I had just finished a non-stop two week work commitment and was horny as hell.

I met Nina at Bel Prazer last year and knew I had to repeat. She has a wild mane of curly hair, an interestingly attractive face, amazingly smooth skin, and a killer all-natural body with some of the most perfect breasts I've seen. Her best attribute, however, is her attitude. She aims to please, does a superb BBBJ, is serious about her DFK, and has the perfect combination of sweet and sexy. Also about R220 for a great hour.

Duda was at Onix and also well reviewed. A sweet morena with yet again a great attitude. A few extra pounds but it worked well for her. Great foreplay and excellent BBBJ in which I had to ask her to stop a few times so as not to blow my load too quickly. Great sex in all sorts of positions, no BS, and a perfect final fuck as she was my last girl before the flight home. R210 for the hour, which, with the exchange rate and the fact that I'm getting paid to be there, might has well have been free. As many may know, you need to show ID to get into 156 Rio Branco and 185 Rio Branco. A paper copy of your passport or a photo on your phone is fine.

Though I've been to several termas, Monte Carlo is my go to for convenience and because I've never been disappointed there. As many have noted previously, I'the rather have great service from a 6 or 7 than the starfish treatment from a 10. However, as soon as I entered the boate on my first visit, I saw Morgana, a gorgeous morena with a brilliant smile, long black hair, and a body to die for. For my taste, the hottest girl in the room. A little chat and I knew that she was my girl. She didn't disappoint. Sweet and sexy and overall a great session.

Also at Monte Carlo was Vivi, a petite loira who I met and sessioned with there a few years ago. There were plenty of hot girls at Monte Carlo on both my visits, and while tempted to try someone knew, I have good chemistry with Vivi and went for the tried and true. Another girl who aims to please and defines what GFE is all about.

The good times in Rio were augmented by a handful of winners in Cuiaba and Manaus where I had some of the best sex of the trip. All of the ladies everywhere were Portuguese speaking only.

In response to messages about scuba diving, just my two cents. I don't dive, but I've snorkeled in Asia, Australasia, Africa, and much of tropical America. In my recent experience, try to know before you go. Tour operators don't benefit from informing potential clients about how fucked the world's oceans are. Coral bleaching, overfishing, and pollution have turned many once amazing places into wastelands. As just one example, the GBR off of Cairns was pristine 13 years ago. It is beyond dead today. So unless you're going to the coral triangle, be ready to dial your expectation meter way back if your main focus is wildlife.

[Vagabundo1]

I did a night dive on the great barrier reef, summer 2000. Floating with huge cod fish, it was surreal.

Water in Rio or anywhere else will never be as good as Australia.

In oz, we did 4 dives a day, including night dives, including dives with small sharks.

Are you talking about night diving in Buzios or just in general? Only place I have been diving in Brazil is Fernando de Noronha. It is supposedly the best place for diving in Brazil, but it was nothing to write home about.

[Axel Heyst]

Are you talking about night diving in Buzios or just in general? Only place I have been diving in Brazil is Fernando de Noronha. It is supposedly the best place for diving in Brazil, but it was nothing to write home about.

I wasn't talking about that kind of night diving Mr E, although I am a big fan of going downtown which I do plenty of in Sao Paulo and RJ. KKK.

I have never been to Fernando de Noronha. I read somewhere that it is not in pristine shape. But honestly, I am embarrassed by the number of destinations I have not been to in Brazil. I have to go up north one of these days. I recently heard that Latam has nonstop flights every Friday from Miami to Fortaleza, so I have no excuses anymore.

[Vagabundo1]

Soon will go to.

https://divesoul.com.br/

Who else is a diver?

Not just a muff diver haha.

Are you talking about night diving in Buzios or just in general? Only place I have been diving in Brazil is Fernando de Noronha. It is supposedly the best place for diving in Brazil, but it was nothing to write home about.

[Mr Enternational]

I have an open water PADI certification that never expires. I got it in the Cayman Islands back during the last ice age. I misplaced it around 2002 and PADI replaced it at no extra cost.

Night diving is great! It has a completely different vibe than daytime diving with the total blackness surrounding you except where you shine a light, plus you get to see many different marine species that rest during the day and only come out at night to feed including hard corals which extend their polyps to capture plankton. It is a must do experience (at least once)!

Are you talking about night diving in Buzios or just in general? Only place I have been diving in Brazil is Fernando de Noronha. It is supposedly the best place for diving in Brazil, but it was nothing to write home about.

[Vagabundo1]

List of things that are better than sex.

1. making money remotely. By doing GLD, Mag7 Box option trades on ibkr, same maths as fires, brownian motions.

2. brownian motions of strippers from Belo Horizonte, which is better than porto allegre.

3. scuba diving.

4. shooting a MG338 on single shot select fire with a nice schmidt und bender scope at the nutsac of some adversary from 1200 meters.

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[Vagabundo1]

Done.

Vagabundo, ie, rabbi moses reincarnated, is breeding in the red tent little Latina! Gal gadot's for the next 5800 years of Finnish German Indonesian American veteran hereditary dominance of the capital of the world and its' own planet, Brazil.

By the way, there is a nice little prive with a hot girl near barra garden if you keep going out towards posto 12, but don't tell anyone, because toastmonger has fallen in love, and he doesn't want you to corrupt his data.

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[AmericanPi]

I did a live aboard dive trip there on the great barrier reef with a grad school girlfriend. 4 dives a day. Night dives, great time. In Rio, like Cabo frio or Buzios, but I have not scuba dived there yet. Need to get recertified.

Any one done scuba in Rio? There is a shop in barra, dive soul.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/ci3H1Bu7MjUnYT5t9

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[Jimmy Boy 99]

Hey Jimmyboy,

What are the links for Gp-GUia.net for all the best girls in.

1. Porto Allegre.

2. Belo Horizonte.

You know, the equivalent of miruna in SP, and Emporio, Belprazer in RJ, all the girls that we like, that I still owe you like. 7 fucks of for taking all those amazon sex toys, by the way, the best of which is a usb powered vibe.

Porto Allegre.

https://www.gp-guia.net/viewforum.php?f=82

Only Escorts shown for Belo Horizonte on gp-guia.net.

[Vagabundo1]

There are two things that are better than sex (for vagabundo).

1. scuba diving.

2. shooting, preferably the entire suite of Marine Corps weapons from 9 mm to 155 mm and bombs off of F18's at Udairi Range, Kuwait, or similar, like out at 29 Stumps, there, high on a desert plain, where the Streets have no name, west of Nellis AFB where the aliens and the porn stars and the illegal and legal guns from AVN mix with Kira Noir's pussy mixed with Oleo do Coco, surely an ASSET for some agency, if not an intel agency, then a casting agency, flying her mulatta ass down to Rio de Janeiro in a C17 so she can fuck a Russian hooker on a leash that we breed with Finnish eggs, and Vagabundo's sperm, on cell at a time, under the hands of a talented, hot, female doctor from UCLA.

3. That said, on a pernoite this week, Vagabundo fucked 2 hours at night and 45 minutes (only) in the morning because he forgot to take his Vitamin V, Vitamin see, and Vitamin V2 (valtrex) before the morning muay thai.

4. Shooting wads up over the asscheeks of Elsa jean in a scuba suit while calling in airstrikes on a boat trip on the great barrier reef, now that would rock. Rock in Rio this week.

Selah.

I have an open water PADI certification that never expires. I got it in the Cayman Islands back during the last ice age. I misplaced it around 2002 and PADI replaced it at no extra cost.

Night diving is great! It has a completely different vibe than daytime diving with the total blackness surrounding you except where you shine a light, plus you get to see many different marine species that rest during the day and only come out at night to feed including hard corals which extend their polyps to capture plankton. It is a must do experience (at least once)!

[Axel Heyst]

I did a live aboard dive trip there on the great barrier reef with a grad school girlfriend. 4 dives a day. Night dives, great time. In Rio, like Cabo frio or Buzios, but I have not scuba dived there yet. Need to get recertified.

I have an open water PADI certification that never expires. I got it in the Cayman Islands back during the last ice age. I misplaced it around 2002 and PADI replaced it at no extra cost.

Night diving is great! It has a completely different vibe than daytime diving with the total blackness surrounding you except where you shine a light, plus you get to see many different marine species that rest during the day and only come out at night to feed including hard corals which extend their polyps to capture plankton. It is a must do experience (at least once)!