Pattaya Reports

[Fleaker29]

Me and my girlfriend got back from celebrating my niece's birthday in Jeju, Korea at 1 am. A buddy whose first time it is in Thailand had arrived at 3 pm. I told him to give me 30 minutes and I would be there to get him. Same travel sweatpants, t-shirt, that I had on all day. I swapped my hiking sandals for flip flops. No need to dress up for hookers.

Our first stop was 808. We stayed there for a while getting chicks' numbers. He drunk a couple of beers and I had my usual soda water. Chick from Ruby Club that I reported about before came up to me acting like a puppy dog. I spoke to her but then just ignored her until she went away. Left there and continued to run the gamut. Walked through iBar and some chick pulled me over trying to kiss me in the mouth. They had a bottle on the table and tried to get us to stay by offering drinks. We were on a mission though. I got her info and my buddy got her friend's. The friend was skinny with big fake tits and a bunch of tattoos. My girl works at a small restaurant in Jomtien. I went to see her there yesterday and she keeps begging me to see her when she is not working. Seems this chick would be a pain in the ass though.

We went up the back way to Insomnia flirting with chicks on the way until we went out by way of the steps at the front. Went over to Myst. I told him that the place is a fire trap waiting to happen, as happens about once a year in Thailand. It was shoulder to shoulder, but we managed to make a round and get a few contacts before heading to Flexx. 4 am and Flexx was empty as it has been the last few months to at least 1 year. That place is on it's last legs.

We went to McDonald's for fries and ice cream. I met some freelance chick there. Then we went across the street to Tunnel. That place was fucking wild. We went to a table where some chicks were and the waitress came and got our order. Same: beer and soda water. We got those chicks' contact then did 1 lap and settled next to the bar. Some chick ran over trying to kiss me in the mouth and said finger me. Don't mind if I do. I was fingering her so hard. I tried to pick her up by the pussy with 2 fingers. She was soaking wet. Then I started talking about going to my place and she ran off. I told my boy about it and told him I was going to wash my hand and come back.

When I left out of the bathroom I was ambushed by a chick (pic white shirt) who was grinding against me with her ass. She pulled me over to the wall and pulled her skirt up and bent over to do the shit. I slapped her on her ass and said you are coming with me tonight. She said how much you give me. I said 1500. She said short time? I said hell no. Long time. She asked if she went with me before for 1000. I said yes. I got her contact. I told her to standby because I had to go back over to my friend. I went back where my boy was and told him what had just happened. Out of nowhere that first chick came back and threw me in a chair trying to kiss me in the mouth again and said finger me. This time I used the left hand and got my camera started with the right. She was making me suck on her tits and stuff. I told her let's go on back to the crib and that broad darted off again. I was like what the fuck is going on. Went back to the bathroom to wash my hands again. Came out and the second chick was there again wondering when we would leave. I said soon.

I went back on the side of the bar again and got dammit here comes the first chick again. But this time she was pulling an African dude by the hand. She sat in the chair and pulled him to her. I got my camera out and a chick next to me who had been standing there since we came said not to record them fucking. I told her I had to get that shit.

Sidebar: the chick that told me not to record. She was in the same spot when we went back the next night. For some reason I was not paying her attention. Then the next evening me and my boy were riding past Tukcom and that chick was there about to cross the street. It just clicked that she seemed sexy to me. My boy told me to make a you-turn and go talk to her. I said fuck that; I will see her later. He said okay you are going to be kicking yourself in the ass. Went back to Tunnel that night and the chick was not there. Last night my girlfriend stayed over. I messaged my boy that I would get up in the middle of the night and tell my girl that I am going to the store, but go to Tunnel to see if that chick is there.

Back to the story: I got the whole thing on video. Not sure who around me asked why I recorded them fucking. From my angle I do not know if they were really fucking or not. But he was definitely between her legs doing something. The girl jumped up and ran off. I told the African dude that the chick did the same thing to me. He said she is horny man. I said she could not be horny because every time I tell her to come to the house, she runs off. He walked off then an Indian dude came over and dapped me up and said you the man. Uhhh, okay.

It was 6 am so I went to find the chick who I told I would take. I told her to meet me outside. I started walking out and guess who the hell was in front of me. The first chick. I got my camera out for a video. When we got to the street I realized she was with some more people, including the guy who dapped me up a few minutes ago. That is when I realized that damn girl is not Thai; she is Indian!

Me and my girl walked back to Windmill where I always park my bike. She told me that she owns a salon and showed me pictures. We got back to my place and she said I have never been here. Why did you tell me that I went with you before. I told her that she asks too many questions. We went in and took showers and fucked and fell asleep. When I woke up at 11 she was dead to the world. I left her in my bed asleep while I went out to run errands. When I got back at 2 pm she was still sleeping so I left again to go eat. Since I was in Korea the lasf 5 days and all my brother wants to eat is that Korean Barbecue bullshit, I had to have a juicy burger. Looked online and someone said the best burger in Pattaya is Charlie Burger in Naklua. I drove over there and got the double bacon cheeseburger combo for like 250. I think they are right about it being the best burger. Definitely for the price it is.

When I got back home it was 4 pm. Old girl was still asleep so I turned on the big light and said why you sleep too much? She asked what time it was. I told her 6 pm. She jumped up and said she was late. She had to do some work at the salon because the 12,500 baht rent is due tomorrow. I said well give me your scan so I can give you 1500 of it. She started doing that grinding shit again. I asked her why she was not doing all that with her clothes off. She said next time. I walked her out and she called Bolt.

Will be there 25-28 SEP. You Available?

Another question, since I saw you posting in Bogotá. Are you also Spanish Speaker?

F.

[TwatHunter]

Now this sounds like a fun night 😆. My type of company man, show me around when I come in October, first hookers on me L O L.

Me and my girlfriend got back from celebrating my niece's birthday in Jeju, Korea at 1 am. A buddy whose first time it is in Thailand had arrived at 3 pm. I told him to give me 30 minutes and I would be there to get him. Same travel sweatpants, t-shirt, that I had on all day. I swapped my hiking sandals for flip flops. No need to dress up for hookers.

[Sam Sanuk]

Me and my girlfriend got back from celebrating my niece's birthday in Jeju, Korea at 1 am. A buddy whose first time it is in Thailand had arrived at 3 pm. I told him to give me 30 minutes and I would be there to get him. Same travel sweatpants, t-shirt, that I had on all day. I swapped my hiking sandals for flip flops. No need to dress up for hookers.

Our first stop was 808. We stayed there for a while getting chicks' numbers. He drunk a couple of beers and I had my usual soda water. Chick from Ruby Club that I reported about before came up to me acting like a puppy dog. I spoke to her but then just ignored her until she went away. Left there and continued to run the gamut. Walked through iBar and some chick pulled me over trying to kiss me in the mouth. They had a bottle on the table and tried to get us to stay by offering drinks. We were on a mission though. I got her info and my buddy got her friend's. The friend was skinny with big fake tits and a bunch of tattoos. My girl works at a small restaurant in Jomtien. I went to see her there yesterday and she keeps begging me to see her when she is not working. Seems this chick would be a pain in the ass though.

Yep. Thanks for taking the time to post this and a couple of other pictorial reports! Makes me wish I was 40 years younger. It's been at least 30 years since I did the "club" scene. That was in the day when the Nana Hotel had a disco on the ground floor and was a really happening place! Girls were a mix of "civilian" shop girls; freelancers; Nana Plaza chicks who arrived when the bars closed. Sadly, the music and tempo of today's clubs seem to be a poor fit for us elder philanthropists. No country for old men. I envy you young bucks. Monger on! And thanks again for the reports.

Sam.

[Mr Enternational]

Me and my girlfriend got back from celebrating my niece's birthday in Jeju, Korea at 1 am. A buddy whose first time it is in Thailand had arrived at 3 pm. I told him to give me 30 minutes and I would be there to get him. Same travel sweatpants, t-shirt, that I had on all day. I swapped my hiking sandals for flip flops. No need to dress up for hookers.

Our first stop was 808. We stayed there for a while getting chicks' numbers. He drunk a couple of beers and I had my usual soda water. Chick from Ruby Club that I reported about before came up to me acting like a puppy dog. I spoke to her but then just ignored her until she went away. Left there and continued to run the gamut. Walked through iBar and some chick pulled me over trying to kiss me in the mouth. They had a bottle on the table and tried to get us to stay by offering drinks. We were on a mission though. I got her info and my buddy got her friend's. The friend was skinny with big fake tits and a bunch of tattoos. My girl works at a small restaurant in Jomtien. I went to see her there yesterday and she keeps begging me to see her when she is not working. Seems this chick would be a pain in the ass though.

We went up the back way to Insomnia flirting with chicks on the way until we went out by way of the steps at the front. Went over to Myst. I told him that the place is a fire trap waiting to happen, as happens about once a year in Thailand. It was shoulder to shoulder, but we managed to make a round and get a few contacts before heading to Flexx. 4 am and Flexx was empty as it has been the last few months to at least 1 year. That place is on it's last legs.

We went to McDonald's for fries and ice cream. I met some freelance chick there. Then we went across the street to Tunnel. That place was fucking wild. We went to a table where some chicks were and the waitress came and got our order. Same: beer and soda water. We got those chicks' contact then did 1 lap and settled next to the bar. Some chick ran over trying to kiss me in the mouth and said finger me. Don't mind if I do. I was fingering her so hard. I tried to pick her up by the pussy with 2 fingers. She was soaking wet. Then I started talking about going to my place and she ran off. I told my boy about it and told him I was going to wash my hand and come back.

When I left out of the bathroom I was ambushed by a chick (pic white shirt) who was grinding against me with her ass. She pulled me over to the wall and pulled her skirt up and bent over to do the shit. I slapped her on her ass and said you are coming with me tonight. She said how much you give me. I said 1500. She said short time? I said hell no. Long time. She asked if she went with me before for 1000. I said yes. I got her contact. I told her to standby because I had to go back over to my friend. I went back where my boy was and told him what had just happened. Out of nowhere that first chick came back and threw me in a chair trying to kiss me in the mouth again and said finger me. This time I used the left hand and got my camera started with the right. She was making me suck on her tits and stuff. I told her let's go on back to the crib and that broad darted off again. I was like what the fuck is going on. Went back to the bathroom to wash my hands again. Came out and the second chick was there again wondering when we would leave. I said soon.

I went back on the side of the bar again and got dammit here comes the first chick again. But this time she was pulling an African dude by the hand. She sat in the chair and pulled him to her. I got my camera out and a chick next to me who had been standing there since we came said not to record them fucking. I told her I had to get that shit.

Sidebar: the chick that told me not to record. She was in the same spot when we went back the next night. For some reason I was not paying her attention. Then the next evening me and my boy were riding past Tukcom and that chick was there about to cross the street. It just clicked that she seemed sexy to me. My boy told me to make a you-turn and go talk to her. I said fuck that; I will see her later. He said okay you are going to be kicking yourself in the ass. Went back to Tunnel that night and the chick was not there. Last night my girlfriend stayed over. I messaged my boy that I would get up in the middle of the night and tell my girl that I am going to the store, but go to Tunnel to see if that chick is there.

Back to the story: I got the whole thing on video. Not sure who around me asked why I recorded them fucking. From my angle I do not know if they were really fucking or not. But he was definitely between her legs doing something. The girl jumped up and ran off. I told the African dude that the chick did the same thing to me. He said she is horny man. I said she could not be horny because every time I tell her to come to the house, she runs off. He walked off then an Indian dude came over and dapped me up and said you the man. Uhhh, okay.

It was 6 am so I went to find the chick who I told I would take. I told her to meet me outside. I started walking out and guess who the hell was in front of me. The first chick. I got my camera out for a video. When we got to the street I realized she was with some more people, including the guy who dapped me up a few minutes ago. That is when I realized that damn girl is not Thai; she is Indian!

Me and my girl walked back to Windmill where I always park my bike. She told me that she owns a salon and showed me pictures. We got back to my place and she said I have never been here. Why did you tell me that I went with you before. I told her that she asks too many questions. We went in and took showers and fucked and fell asleep. When I woke up at 11 she was dead to the world. I left her in my bed asleep while I went out to run errands. When I got back at 2 pm she was still sleeping so I left again to go eat. Since I was in Korea the lasf 5 days and all my brother wants to eat is that Korean Barbecue bullshit, I had to have a juicy burger. Looked online and someone said the best burger in Pattaya is Charlie Burger in Naklua. I drove over there and got the double bacon cheeseburger combo for like 250. I think they are right about it being the best burger. Definitely for the price it is.

When I got back home it was 4 pm. Old girl was still asleep so I turned on the big light and said why you sleep too much? She asked what time it was. I told her 6 pm. She jumped up and said she was late. She had to do some work at the salon because the 12,500 baht rent is due tomorrow. I said well give me your scan so I can give you 1500 of it. She started doing that grinding shit again. I asked her why she was not doing all that with her clothes off. She said next time. I walked her out and she called Bolt.

[Mr Enternational]

Took my boy to Honey 2 on 2nd Road to have a drink so he could check out the soapy. The manager laid out a card on the table with the cheapest price being 3,000 baht. I told her in Thai what is going on with this 3000 stuff? What happened to 2000? Then she brought out a bigger card with all the prices. If I was a new person and did not know any better, they would have had me. The price means nothing. We turned around to look at the 6,100/6,700 baht chicks who were in their own section behind us. I have seen tons of chicks on Soi 6 and Beach Road that look better.

[Mr Enternational]

When did Thai women get all this ass? I can't believe the bumfus on some of these Asian women. They didn't have all this booty when I came in 2019.

Yes they did. Maybe you just did not notice it. My girlfriend during covid (2020) worked at a salon on Buakhao.

[LondonBird]

Was in LK Metro last night. Showgirls gogo has closed down.

Atmos gogo in Walking Street closed last week but is being replaced by Aura gogo, which is having a grand opening tonight.

A lot has changed in WS since my last visit. Skyfall closed for refurbishment and is replaced now by Mirage; it's like the sky fell over it. Atmos has been replaced by Aura. I've been to the grand opening, but there was nothing special. They gave me a loyalty card like Starbucks; you get a stamp for each drink, and after 10 drinks, you get a free one. The same for lady drinks. Eden closed for a few days for refurbishment. I guess they are doing this now before the high season starts. Harem asked for 300 baht entry fee; of course I declined when I can enter for free to the equally good XS or Shark next door. The small Harem up front closed. Other bars remain the same.

[Dinosaur9]

When did Thai women get all this ass? I can't believe the bumfus on some of these Asian women. They didn't have all this booty when I came in 2019.

[Nyezhov]

No, it was not like that. Asking for hotel recommendations near soi 6, walking street, and beach road, is a very general question that has been answered many times already in the Pattaya hotels thread.

Got it. You don't have a recommendation either.

[Mogwai]

It wasn't an RTFF question. It was a basic question for respected Pattaya posters that called for some names. Not prices, girl friendliness, taking ids, etc.
Its like asking what do you guys prefer these days near nana, the Hilton or the westin.

No, it was not like that. Asking for hotel recommendations near soi 6, walking street, and beach road, is a very general question that has been answered many times already in the Pattaya hotels thread.

[Nyezhov]

No offence Nyezhov, but you're often the first to say RTFF when someone has a question that has been asked a zillion times already. So Explorer is right.
Nevertheless I have two suggestions, if cost is not a factor: Hilton Pattaya or Wave Hotel. Both are in a central location on Beach Road, and both are rather expensive.
Soi 6 and Walking Street can be easily reached by baht bus.

It wasn't an RTFF question. It was a basic question for respected Pattaya posters that called for some names. Not prices, girl friendliness, taking ids, etc.

Its like asking what do you guys prefer these days near nana, the Hilton or the westin.

[Mogwai]

So you don't know one? Hopefully an experienced member will chime in.
Hey admin, could you move this to humour the hall monitor.

No offence Nyezhov, but you're often the first to say RTFF when someone has a question that has been asked a zillion times already. So Explorer is right.
Nevertheless I have two suggestions, if cost is not a factor: Hilton Pattaya or Wave Hotel. Both are in a central location on Beach Road, and both are rather expensive.
Soi 6 and Walking Street can be easily reached by baht bus.

[Axel Heyst]

I hope the boys had a good time!

USS Abraham Lincoln heading home to America after five 'incredible' days in Thailand.

https://nypost.com/2026/09/06/world-...thailand-port/

[Nyezhov]

If only there were a topic called "Pattaya hotels".

So you don't know one? Hopefully an experienced member will chime in.

Hey admin, could you move this to humour the hall monitor.

[Explorer8939]

My bro wants to go to Pattaya. I told him to look here. He says he trusts me. I told him I don't go there and he should meet me in BKK. He insists I should help him.

He wants to stay a week, he wants to be near soi 6 and walking street, which I guess means near beach road.

Got hotel suggestions? One you have stayed at? Cost is not a factor.

If only there were a topic called "Pattaya hotels".