FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[Sirioja]

Just curious. She's done work in playboy. Definitely not Romanian. She's Dutch. Has anyone actually seen her there or is this just a paid model? And how does she compare to the actual talent there?

Some German girls, a old NL sometimes, at Sharks. Not even paid model, but just AI and same technique for all clubs. But some very pretty for real at Sharks. New Chanele ex Wellcum and Miruna are really pretty face.

[TomTraubert]

Just curious. She's done work in playboy. Definitely not Romanian. She's Dutch. Has anyone actually seen her there or is this just a paid model? And how does she compare to the actual talent there?

[Nyezhov]

Haha, yeah. It's funny because I criticize the facilities at Sharks myself, and I still stand by the fact that the place is pretty dirty and generally feels low-maintenance.

But Jesus Christ, if you compare it to some of the places I've seen in this world, it's a completely different scale. As an example, I was in Cambodia, and some of the places there were basically not much more than a dirt road with a roof over it and that was in 2018.

So I guess a lot of it really comes down to what your reference point is and what you're used to. By German standards, Sharks is certainly not exactly spotless or luxurious, but compared with some of the absolute shitholes I've been to elsewhere, it's honestly not that bad.

Complaining about paying an extra euro or three for a towel is ridiculous.

They still have those places in Cambodia.

I lived there off and on since before Covid. A tip of. 25 makes you are hero. It costs me $1 to feed the toothless granny sitting on the corner in the heat with her one hand out, since her other arm was blew off by a landmine.

Naw dude, I'm not getting worked up over a dollar to someone less fortunate than me. What would it cost me over the course of a year if I was there every two weeks? $150? $200? That's what you pay for the magic aroma squirter in a GT55.

The attitudes I see sometimes make me want to be an ugly American tipper. Oh thanks for the wristband sweetie, here's a 5. Nice bathrobe, here this is for you. Thanks for keeping the locker room clean, here ya go. Great coffee, here keep them coming. Bet ya a fast $100 in small bills to the staff will make their days bright.

Want to bet some euro guys comment on that LOL.

[Sirioja]

There is a mirror room on second floor. It is bright in the room. It is popular among punters and girls. It is free. IMPO, it is better than that ripoff VIP room.

Usually used by Balkanians with bottles at night. No need for fuckers like me, I just need a good bed and light, what is missing at Globe where VIP rooms, but most other rooms are bad.

[Sirioja]

Thanks a lot for all this information!

I have one question.

What benefits comes with the VIP room?

I mean what do you get for 50 Euros per hour?

Other than for party, not much interest, when beautiful rooms at Sharks. Now 3 € for 2 items more than those included in entry, which are 2 towels. Funny, some girls ask their easy clients to pay bed sheets, using guy key. On my 2 week end visits, at least I visit when I write, many girls buy 4 sheets for 2 €, then took in their locker, then take only 2 for each room, but when I made discovering my angel face, milky skin, immaculate, not skinny, on her second day at Sharks and virgin of the day, rooms upstairs and a room with window, when she is not skinny but I m not a obese sumo, 2 sheets put well on bed are enough for me and only 1 € for the girl, 2 sheets are what included in their entry. I prefer a high GFE level girl than counting towels. Some new and pretty girls like Chanele ex Wellcum, never saw her there, Miruna, Alessia. 2 fresh full natural Germans, Coco is nice but only speaking German. Some girls are back: Daniela with more tattoos, Brenda, Claudia since few weeks, Ruxi with few more kgs but still sexy body. Saturday night was quite crowded.

[UShobbyist]

Thanks a lot for all this information!

I have one question.

What benefits comes with the VIP room?

I mean what do you get for 50 Euros per hour?

There is a mirror room on second floor. It is bright in the room. It is popular among punters and girls. It is FREE. IMPO, it is better than that ripoff VIP room.

[Turgid]

......Maybe I'm old, but I can remember girly bars in Asia with dirt floors......

I've been around. Compare my experience in Sharks VIP room with a session on a rainy night at the Catacombs in Chang Ping, China in 2010. There was knee high water in the room and I had a non memorable romp with a girl from the country on a bed that was fortunately above the level of my knee.

[Turgid]

The VIP is 50 per hour to rent the private area upstairs.

You get a large private lounge with a large sofa and tables, a TV, a milking table, and the ability to play your own music. There are also three private rooms available for your use, including bubble baths and showers in each respectively.

There's a phone in the VIP area that you can use to call the bar and have drinks brought upstairs, so you basically don't have to leave the area.

I'd say it's less about getting additional facilities and more about having your own private party setting. You can invite girls up there to spend time with you, and they charge their normal hourly fee as usual.

So if you're there with one or more girls you particularly like, it's a much more private and relaxed setting than spending the whole time downstairs or in the more "public" rooms.

One day when the club was particularly busy a girl took me to a VIP room without an extra charge. The room was huge and I used it for the half hour which I arranged with the girl.

[HomelessMan]

Maybe I'm old, but I can remember girly bars in Asia with dirt floors. Ever been to the pissers in Thermae in BKK? Ever been in an ST hotel off Soi Nana? Ever been to a soapy in Kon Kaen or Khorat, the type of places that the locals go to? I agree that in Germany, the hygeine should be better, but its not like snakes under the bed or roaches in the bath. I agree that in Germany, the facilities should be cleaner than in Udon Thani or Jakarta but having to pay extras for a towel shouldn't be such a screaming crisis. Its a whole euro for god sakes. Hand it to the girl.

Haha, yeah. It's funny because I criticize the facilities at Sharks myself, and I still stand by the fact that the place is pretty dirty and generally feels low-maintenance.

But Jesus Christ, if you compare it to some of the places I've seen in this world, it's a completely different scale. As an example, I was in Cambodia, and some of the places there were basically not much more than a dirt road with a roof over it — and that was in 2018.

So I guess a lot of it really comes down to what your reference point is and what you're used to. By German standards, Sharks is certainly not exactly spotless or luxurious, but compared with some of the absolute shitholes I've been to elsewhere, it's honestly not that bad.

Complaining about paying an extra euro or three for a towel is ridiculous.

[HomelessMan]

Thanks a lot for all this information!

I have one question.

What benefits comes with the VIP room?

I mean what do you get for 50 Euros per hour?

The VIP is €50 per hour to rent the private area upstairs.

You get a large private lounge with a large sofa and tables, a TV, a milking table, and the ability to play your own music. There are also three private rooms available for your use, including bubble baths and showers in each respectively.

There's a phone in the VIP area that you can use to call the bar and have drinks brought upstairs, so you basically don't have to leave the area.

I'd say it's less about getting additional facilities and more about having your own private party setting. You can invite girls up there to spend time with you, and they charge their normal hourly fee as usual.

So if you're there with one or more girls you particularly like, it's a much more private and relaxed setting than spending the whole time downstairs or in the more "public" rooms.

[TomTraubert]

It is idiotic to make the girls pay, raise admission by $5, if they have too, but still, I'm an American. These girls are mostly poor eastern European who only because of their looks and ability to detach aren't living like pigs in their own country. I can spare the $1.

Over on the Tijuana sub guys are losing their shit over a dollar as well. They're complaining that the waiter wants a dollar for bringing you a beer. That the hotel clerk who hand you your room key and clean sheets not dirty sheets also wants a dollar and that the poor woman who cleans cum stained sheets for a living is waiting at the door when you leave also asking for a dollar.

That's three dollars. And when you try pointing out that this is a Third World country, the response is "but the peso is strong against the dollar and their cost of living is lower than mine. "

If you resent Third World sex workers over two or three dollars you need a new hobby, a new job, or a new Outlook on life.

Yes, I want clean sheets and dirty sheets are gross. But if I can solve the problem with a dollar that seems a better route to me than bitching and moaning online and endlessly to no avail on the interwebz.

That said both my scam artist from my first night in Barcelona and my unicorn from my second night provided clean sheets LOL. So team Spanish brothel is pulling way ahead of team FKK.

[Nyezhov]

You're right. It's a piddly amount of money. It's just that guys (including me) get tired of being nickled and dimed to death. It's already an expensive hobby. But even bigger than that, I just think it's idiotic for them to put the responsibility on the girls to pay. So many of the girls working in the clubs have virtually nothing and are struggling to get by. That smalll amount of money adds up for them and means something. And that's what can create the pressure for them to re-use sheets to save money. My view of it is don't put that pressure on the girls. And don't nickel and dime me either! Now, will it stop me from going to the club? No, I hope to visit early next year. But that doesn't mean I have to like it.

It is idiotic to make the girls pay, raise admission by $5, if they have too, but still, I'm an American. These girls are mostly poor eastern European who only because of their looks and ability to detach aren't living like pigs in their own country. I can spare the $1.

[UShobbyist]

Best casting days are Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Wednesday, when most often more than 100 girls, sometimes around 150 naked girls. Brenda start around noon, Rachel around 1 pm, some stars around 2 pm. I don t understand how they work, but some girls start after 10 pm. Falling quiet after 1/2 am, when I made my record at Oceans, defeating with Joy. De at Sharks at 4.25 am, but starting at 5.30 am at Oceans and I was powerful. I m not a early fucker but love at night, vampire of sex, my last room at Sharks was on day, but with girl period and blood. FKKs are jouvence and even more with blood. Outstanding would be with blood on late night.

I will visit Sharks tomorrow to watch those totally nude girls. I expect that there will be more than 100 totally nude girls tomorrow. Believe it or not, there was only one totally nude girl in Oase yesterday.

[The Cane]

I agree that in Germany, the facilities should be cleaner than in Udon Thani or Jakarta but having to pay extras for a towel shouldn't be such a screaming crisis. Its a whole euro for god sakes. Hand it to the girl. This angst over towel / sheet prices reminds me of the guys over in Bangkok forums screaming about girls wanting 2500 B instead of 2000 B, a practical $12. They have a phrase over there called Cheap Charlie, the dude that won't buy even one lady drink.

You're right. It's a piddly amount of money. It's just that guys (including me) get tired of being nickled and dimed to death. It's already an expensive hobby. But even bigger than that, I just think it's idiotic for them to put the responsibility on the girls to pay. So many of the girls working in the clubs have virtually nothing and are struggling to get by. That smalll amount of money adds up for them and means something. And that's what can create the pressure for them to re-use sheets to save money. My view of it is don't put that pressure on the girls. And don't nickel and dime me either! Now, will it stop me from going to the club? No, I hope to visit early next year. But that doesn't mean I have to like it.

[Nyezhov]

I haven't been so far this year but will be there for 3 nights next month. It does sound the club is coasting as the facilities were the worst of the "Big 5" Hessen clubs but the problem is the quantity and quality of girls at the other clubs have declined so much they're barely worth a visit. Sure, you're likely to find 2 or 3 girls you like but for me the attraction of FKK clubs is to be spoilt for choice and have at least a dozen girls available that I really fancy. A few years ago, those three days would be split between Sharks, Palace and Oase but these days only Sharks gives me what I want in terms of quantity and quality.

How is Globe these days. I have a short business trip to Zurich later this year. Last year, partly based on feedback on this forum, rather than stay on a day for Globe, I took a train to Darmstadt and spent two days at Sharks instead which I really enjoyed. But this year, I'm considering just spending one day at Globe. I have only ever been to Globe once back in the summer of 2022, and whilst I found two girls I really liked and so had a good time, overall I wasn't impressed by the line-up (numbers were fine but so much silicon, Botox and peroxide) whereas that has rarely ever happened at Sharks and I have been there for circa 25 times over the years.

The problem with Globe, as I read the reports, is that the hottest girls get snatched up by "whales". But, tke into account the credibility of internet reports.

That's the beauty of sharks, because its a venue in a tourist / transit / business travel area that's what its designed for. The more girls, the more tourists, the more entrance fees, the more money. Face it, if you are posting here on an English speaking forum designed for Yanks about Sharks, you are a tourist no matter how many times you show up and no matter what fake relationship with certain girls you have constructed in your mind. Locals live in Frankfurt, speak German and post over on Lustscout. If sharks is so bad, stay in your own country or state.

Maybe I'm old, but I can remember girly bars in Asia with dirt floors. Ever been to the pissers in Thermae in BKK? Ever been in an ST hotel off Soi Nana? Ever been to a soapy in Kon Kaen or Khorat, the type of places that the locals go to? I agree that in Germany, the hygeine should be better, but its not like snakes under the bed or roaches in the bath. I agree that in Germany, the facilities should be cleaner than in Udon Thani or Jakarta but having to pay extras for a towel shouldn't be such a screaming crisis. Its a whole euro for god sakes. Hand it to the girl.

This angst over towel / sheet prices reminds me of the guys over in Bangkok forums screaming about girls wanting 2500 B instead of 2000 B, a practical $12. They have a phrase over there called Cheap Charlie, the dude that won't buy even one lady drink.

Not me. Ill put a roll of Loonies or whatever they are called in my pocket and hand a handful to the girl (in front of her friends) and say hey baby, lets get sloppy. That should make up for my looks.