Sao Paulo Reports

[DavidAnderson]

I got there at 8:30. It seems its best to get there after 9 PM; It gets more crowed.

Talked to this mix girl (exotic looking girl); she said no to anal and also no chemistry. I moved on.

Had Steak dinner And beer. I saw this brunette that was 8 or 9; very sweet. She was about 25. Its interesting I have been going for brunettes.

I paid her R$ 1500 for 1 hour.

She licked me everywhere. She licked my butthole for 5-10 minutes. BBBJ. I ate and I mean ate her pussy and ass. We fucked in every imaginable position. Then I came in between her butt cheeks.

At some point she sucked my cock for so long; it must of been for 10 minutes. She said she didn't do full anal but I put the tip in there. I had my thumb in there all the time. Thats how I usually come doggy style. I have never had my butt licked this much the past couple of nights

I don't why it took me an hour to come. I think I'm not used to having sex everyday.

She let me do pictures and videos during the entire time. I post later

I love using the WISE APP

May be I will try Gauguin tonight.

[DavidAnderson]

Is it Garota approved? Is it Used late night by Garotas or used more by dudes than garotas? Those Centro prive garotas with gringo cash in their bolsas got to get their anal splooged asses home too! Which options they chose? Let me know what they say. ?


kkk

I have been using Uber Black; its cheap and excellent.

[Azzazelo]

I landed at GRU on a weekday around 8:30 AM. The airport was fairly empty, with almost no lines, and getting through customs was quick. All I needed was a printout of my Brazilian visa and my passport.

Once through customs around 9:30 AM, I connected to the airport's free Wi-Fi and ordered an Uber. Traffic in SP is no joke. It took about an hour to get to the hotel and cost around are $150.

Hotel Canopy by Hilton, Jardins.

I stayed at the Canopy by Hilton in Jardins. It's a solid 4-star boutique hotel, which I booked through the Hilton Honors website.

Free breakfast was included, which was a nice surprise.

I booked the room for one adult. I had guests come and go during both the day and night, and surprisingly, nobody stopped me or asked me to pay anything extra.

The hotel was quiet, with a solid king-size bed, and overall I felt it was a very safe option.

For lunch, I went around the corner to Mug. Sp Caf. Great coffee and a nice place for light snacks or an afternoon meal.

Day Trip The Palms Spa.

My first stop was The Palms Spa.

The place was very clean and quiet. I met the Argentinian owner, who spoke fluent English. He showed me an iPad with the available girls and made a recommendation.

His recommendation turned out to be good. She had a great, bubbly personality and provided everything I was looking for.

That said, the overall experience felt a little sterile. I have nothing negative to say about the place, but I also didn't leave feeling like it was anything particularly special.

Cost: are $500 to the house + are $450 to the girl.

Gauguin.

Around 1:30 AM, I took an Uber to Gauguin.

After front desk, grabbed a drink, and walked around for a while just to get my bearings.

The place has a fun energy and a little bit of everything: plenty of girls to choose from, a striptease show, and live music.

I chatted with a few girls and eventually decided to take Carla out. I paid her house fee, around are $250-300, and we went to a dive bar that was absolutely packed with locals.

We listened to a live rock band until 3 AM. It was a blast and a great way to experience a little local culture.

Afterward, we went back to my hotel, where she stayed until 7 AM. We exchanged WhatsApp information but never spoke again.

She was a nice girl and the experience was good, but SP simply has too many options to stop at one.

Carla's fee: are $750.

Scandallo.

The second night, I went to Scandallo around midnight.

It's a great place, and I can see why everyone raves about it. You could spend all day and night there and always find someone new to meet.

After walking around for a while, I settled into an outdoor bar area. It was less crowded and quieter, which made it perfect for having conversations.

That's where I met Paulina. She was very pleasant, friendly, and talkative.

I decided to take her out after paying her house fee of are $400.

We went back to my hotel, and she stayed until around 7:308:00 AM. She was outgoing, fun, and we had a great time together.

We exchanged WhatsApp information, but I never followed up.

I definitely overpaid here: Paulina's fee was are $3,000.

Fatal Model.

After waking up in the afternoon, I decided to try fatalmodel.com

Best decision I made on the trip.

I did have a few rules when selecting there. Girl had to have reviews on the site, and she needed to have been recently active to make sure her pictures were current and accurate.

I arranged a two-hour meeting at my hotel through WhatsApp. Mona Lisa arrived on time at 3 PM.

She looked exactly like her pictures, and her attitude and personality were fantastic.

We had a drink at the hotel bar before going upstairs.

Long story short, two hours later she called her friend Jaqueline to join us, and we decided to go to a love motel.

We ended up at Motel Austurias, and this place was awesome. The suite had a swimming pool with a fully retractable roof.

Add two gorgeous girls, food, drinks, and marola to the mix, and I was in paradise.

The girls ended up spending time with me from 3 PM until 8 PM the next day.

Total pay to both: are $5,500.

I will definitely be contacting Mona Lisa when I come back to So Paulo. Staying at the motel with these two girls was the highlight of my trip. I still have a smile on my face thinking about it.

It was a short reconnaissance trip. I didn't make it to any of the restaurants I had originally planned to visit, but I don't have any regrets about that.

I was worried that knowing zero Portuguese would be a problem. However, because I speak a little Spanish, I was able to communicate successfully about 80% of the time without a translator. Most of the girls understood my broken English / Spanish, and I could understand them well enough.

For paying the girls, I used the Wallbit app, which I highly recommend. I only went to an ATM once, just to have some cash in my pocket.

Everywhere else, I used my credit card without any issues.

[Axel Heyst]

Safety rule #1!

Brazil's cars have tags on the front. On Uber they always show the license number as well as the make / model of the car. Don't get in any car unless everything matches. I learned that in Belm.

[Creideiki]

That sounds crazy all right. My girls all take Uber Black and nothing else. I originally thought it was because I was paying, but lately I been thinking that they know what they are doing. On 2 occasions I have changed plans while in an Uber. The driver was fine with it, but I got a message from Uber central asking if everything was alright. SP is safe until it isn't. Make sure you are entering an Uber, the Uber you scheduled, and not a fake one especially late at night in a dicey neighborhood.

Brazil's cars have tags on the front. On Uber they always show the license number as well as the make / model of the car. Don't get in any car unless everything matches. I learned that in Belém.

[Fewdie]

Fake Taxi?

That sounds crazy all right. My girls all take Uber Black and nothing else. I originally thought it was because I was paying, but lately I been thinking that they know what they are doing. On 2 occasions I have changed plans while in an Uber. The driver was fine with it, but I got a message from Uber central asking if everything was alright. SP is safe until it isn't. Make sure you are entering an Uber, the Uber you scheduled, and not a fake one especially late at night in a dicey neighborhood.

[Tochka]

How about 99?

Especially late night rides with valuable technology.

Is it Garota approved? Is it Used late night by Garotas or used more by dudes than garotas? Those Centro prive garotas with gringo cash in their bolsas got to get their anal splooged asses home too! Which options they chose? Let me know what they say. ?

Some centro prive garotas take metro or onibus if its 6 pm or 7 pm. I have seen them leave rio branco offices walking direct to Metro Estao Carioca or sometimes we walk together to Metro Cinelndia to grab a few drinks along the way... some do evening shift at Eden or shift start at 6pm Monte Carlos . they are docked if late

Shit why Centro has random places on the street in the evening that are happy hour drinking spots for the funcionrios.

Termas garotas in copa or botafoga Panda hop on motos, uber motos, is there 99 motos too?

Vagabundo let me know when you ask centro garotas & its their grana what they use as transport home.?

i have a Jae card for Rio and BILHETE
UNICO to ride free of charge in SP
kkk

[DonMoscow]

The rumor on telgram is that Karen has retired.

Prime has not been the same since the retirement of Najia, now Karen.

I hope this is not true or she would change her mind. If you're in town, please go ask and let me know.

[The Cane]

I hope she's there when I arrive next month. I'm not the type to go actively looking for girls somebody else wrote about, but if I find myself talking to a short blonde named "Daniela" and I find her attractive? I'm going for a ride on the A-train! First David Anderson enjoyed "safe passage". My turn! And yes, do try Gaugin. Don't go all that way and not experience one of the best clubs in town. Last time there, I assed fucked an attractive blonde who was pulling her alabaster butt cheeks apart so I could burrow in deeper. Try it. You might like it. Just don't pay Scandallo prices!

Oh my mistake, my mistake! The Italian-Brazilian branca "Jessica" spreading her ass cheeks wide was at the new Bomboa. That's the place. The one at Gauguin was a Polish-Brazilian blonde going by "Luna" who at first said she didn't want me to do anything to her butt hole. But then she was quite pleased to let a gringo eat her ass! I don't know too many girls who will turn that down, but some do. Anyway, been with so many Brazilian brancas I start getting the different sessions and clubs mixed up. Although, that doesn't happen with the Scandallo girls haha!

[Vagabundo1]

How about 99?

Especially late night rides with valuable technology.

Bailouts, Trap Cars & Safety Tips on Rua Augusta (SP).

First off, glad you made it out safe! Not all the sharks are inside the clubs or behind the bar at Gauguin (which, by the way, literally has an actual shark tank behind the bar).

My thoughts on navigating So Paulo & Rio nightlife.

1. Report That Uber Driver Immediately.

[Axel Heyst]

One other crazy thing occurred on my second casarao trip, I was taking an uber back home at 2 am. I was staying in paulista so not very far and I had a driver mid trip try aggressively demand I give him 100 usd. I tried to pretend I didn't understand him most of the trip until he got more aggressive, I literally hopped out of the car, stood behind two police that were posted on the street till he drove off. Then proceeded to jog the remaining 3/4 of a mile to my hotel at 2 am. So now that's a worry every time I get into a late night uber here.

That sounds crazy all right. My girls all take Uber Black and nothing else. I originally thought it was because I was paying, but lately I been thinking that they know what they are doing. On 2 occasions I have changed plans while in an Uber. The driver was fine with it, but I got a message from Uber central asking if everything was alright. SP is safe until it isn't. Make sure you are entering an Uber, the Uber you scheduled, and not a fake one especially late at night in a dicey neighborhood.

[GringoLoko]

What do you mean by?

* Recordings On: I keep safety features and audio / video recording enabled for every single trip.

Where do you turn that on?

You can have uber on your phone record audio during rides. Some drivers have it on as well. Look for it in the settings or google it.

But for the video recording the driver has to have the camera installed like a dashcam interior. Unless you just want to keep your video on during each ride then if anything goes bad submit the video to uber.

[DavidAnderson]

Bailouts, Trap Cars & Safety Tips on Rua Augusta (SP).


Stay safe out there, keep your head on a swivel, and trust your gut the second a situation feels off. "Not a sermon just a thought" kkk

What do you mean by?

* Recordings On: I keep safety features and audio / video recording enabled for every single trip.

Where do you turn that on?

[Tochka]

I've had a weird trip this go around.

One other crazy thing occurred on my second casarao trip, I was taking an uber back home at 2 am. I was staying in paulista so not very far and I had a driver mid trip try aggressively demand I give him 100 usd. I tried to pretend I didn't understand him most of the trip until he got more aggressive, I literally hopped out of the car, stood behind two police that were posted on the street till he drove off. Then proceeded to jog the remaining 3/4 of a mile to my hotel at 2 am. So now that's a worry every time I get into a late night uber here.

Bailouts, Trap Cars & Safety Tips on Rua Augusta (SP).

First off, glad you made it out safe! Not all the sharks are inside the clubs or behind the bar at Gauguin (which, by the way, literally has an actual shark tank behind the bar).

My thoughts on navigating So Paulo & Rio nightlife.

1. Report That Uber Driver Immediately.

Definitely report the driver to Uber Brasil. They actually take safety violations very seriously.

2. Rua Augusta Late Night (2 AM 5 AM).

It's unfortunate, but the stretch of Rua Augusta between 2 AM and 5 AM is an entirely different beast. The freaks really do come out at night. I've posted about having a Casaro garota doing a bailout oN Rua Augusta.

3. Dealing with the Polcia Militar.

Hate to say it, but the Polcia Militar in Brazil are known for knocking heads first and asking, "Oh, you're the victim?" later. Kkk. That said, the tourist-area PMs around Copacabana and Rua Augusta are pretty accustomed to gringos getting into strange late-night situations. Copa area PM always seems to have lots of road checkpoints in and out of Copa, Botafogo, areas. Checking for moleques from nearby favelas.

4. You Were 100% Right to Bail.

(My "Trap Car" Experience).

You did the right thing jumping out. Years ago before Uber went international. A stripclub doorman flagged down a cab for me late at night with one of those fake "Kojak" removable taxi lights on the roof.

I got in, and immediately things went sideways:

* he drove right past the nextbstrip club where I was heading.

* I looked around and realized the car had no interior door handles and no window cranks it was a literal trap car.

* he kept driving toward one of the worst parts of town, then slowed down to let his buddy hop into the back seat.

Fuvk the moment he slowed down, I hit him in the side of the head with a Tae Kwon Do kick from the back, kicked the door wide open directly into his buddy's stomach, and bailed into the street.

I had to sprint a mile and a half through a heavy favela zone to get back to safety. I was determined that if anyone or mofo car approached me on that jog, it was not going to end well for them, zero chances taken that night.

My uber and cab rule for Transport Now.

Ever since that night, I follow a strict protocol:

* Uber first There is at least a baseline level of driver vetting. Plus audio and video recording. Other rideshare apps in Brazil don't vet drivers nearly as well, leading to far more security issues.

* Garota Approved: The working girls at Scandallo, Casaro, and Gauguin almost exclusively use Uber for their own safety over the cheaper local apps. I ask them which they use and which they avoid. Sorry dudes I prefer opinion of garotas than this forum about using local shit.

* The Door Check: I will never step inside a car without automatically checking that the interior door handles work and that I have a clear escape route.

* Recordings On: I keep safety features and audio / video recording enabled for every single trip.

Stay safe out there, keep your head on a swivel, and trust your gut the second a situation feels off. "Not a sermon just a thought" kkk

[The Cane]

I don't know whether to go back to Scandallo or try Gauguin tonight?

Daniela: blond ; 28 years old I think. probably 7 or 8. nice body. tight ass. 5 feet 2 inches She was screaming while I fucked her in the ass. She licked my butthole for like 10 minutes.
She couldn't walk straight when we finish. Her pussy was so small and sweet. GFE was awesome. Just begging me to do her. She was French kissing me at the Bar. (I didn't get this level of GFE at Sharks).

I hope she's there when I arrive next month. I'm not the type to go actively looking for girls somebody else wrote about, but if I find myself talking to a short blonde named "Daniela" and I find her attractive? I'm going for a ride on the A-train! First David Anderson enjoyed "safe passage". My turn! And yes, do try Gaugin. Don't go all that way and not experience one of the best clubs in town. Last time there, I assed fucked an attractive blonde who was pulling her alabaster butt cheeks apart so I could burrow in deeper. Try it. You might like it. Just don't pay Scandallo prices!