Thread: Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!
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04-18-19 07:07 #17663
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by Kuratla [View Original Post]
Would work for me if the line-ups were nude or at least very scantily clag in see through underwear. I won't even choose Coyotes at bars with double layer bras, because I can't tell what the tits are really like at all, unless they are willing to show them. In Rainbow 5 (4) in Nana I was little interested in almost all girls, until a group took the bras off. Then I could see several had really nice tits. Before that I just could not tell.
Would be great to have an MP with quality girls and all topless and wearing maybe just a G-string. For sure I would be a regular customer. Or maybe the tops could come off temporarily during the line up. Not sure why it can't happen, but I guess MPs just don't have enough girls with good boobs, good ass, and good belly. Oily MPs are filled with girls not good enough to be in a go-go bar dancing semi-naked, maybe. Obviously there are exceptions, but not very plentiful.
For me, 80% or more of hookers, just don't have a good enough body. If want pretty face like I do, that cuts the percentage a lot more. Even a super eager pornstar won't work for me, if she does not look appealing. See Czar's post on old duck trying to suck him off. A few years back even famous Dao got too old and not great tits, that I could not do her any more.
Alas, right now, I don't have any regular pretty girl with good body in the MPs. A couple of girls who used to work in MPs only. Means patient work to find another ideal girl worth repeating regularly. I don't like taking the risk if not sure a girl has a possible good body. I am not like the guys happy to keep trying every new girl to know them all. Once I found June in Snow White years ago, I stuck with her. Hardly tried others till she left. Liked her body, especially ass, and her face was well above average. Same for Yok in Tulip years ago. The tight leotards showed a good body so easy pick over Nestle and Dao on my very first visit. I think Nestlé's looks improved a lot when she had silicone removed in her Mango Manager days. Then I would have picked her if she was available.
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04-18-19 01:59 #17662
Posts: 463Thanks.
Originally Posted by Sunlover2 [View Original Post]
There's a shop across from beer garden on soi 7.
Down the side of the hotel 20 meters called heavenly massage.
I walk by, early in the morning, 2 older women beg me 2 come inside.
I don't care what they look like, I want a good damn massage.
I say 500 do good massage my ass and balls really good.
The one was super eager, she was pretty old LOL.
She grabs my hand and drags me to area behind curtain.
She does a decent job, but keeps sticking my dick in her mouth and sucks as fast as she can.
So I push her head away, it was a bizarre scene so I roll over she's playing with my butthole.
And starts fingering it LOL so I roll over again, this woman is crazy but funny, she's like a horny teenage boy, she said she wants boom boom.
I'm not good with age anymore but she was over 50, 60?
She gave a pretty decent massage but I never went back, her horniness was 2 much even for me.
If you want her, pick the oldest woman working go around 800 am.
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04-18-19 00:39 #17661
Posts: 1222Originally Posted by Sunlover2 [View Original Post]
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04-17-19 22:41 #17660
Posts: 784Originally Posted by CzarNicholas [View Original Post]
SL.
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04-17-19 13:19 #17659
Posts: 354LOL. Yes she's a one off for me. I heard she offered some tulip style services so I booked her unseen. Yeah a kid did a real number on her tits. But she does have a great figure is super fit and bouncy. But if you can't get over the breasts she is also a one off for you. After the fuller figure girls at tulip, with big tits, I just couldn't go back.
Originally Posted by Kuratla [View Original Post]
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04-17-19 12:01 #17658
Posts: 4Sunny at Snow White (2018).
As a follow up to Kuratla's post below. I had Sunny last year. I had asked the mamasan for a lady who likes "strong" sex. I used the word a few times. She picked Sunny for me.
Walking up the stairs to the room you can tell that Sunny has a great ass. Got to the room then into the shower. As per Kuratla's, Sunny's tits are non-existent. I'm an ass guy, so I wasn't paying so much attention.
She started with a BBBJ while showering. Tried to DT with my hands on the back of her head. She asked me to stop ("don't like, I take care of you" Continued and let her go one with the BBBJ for a while. Shower finished, went to the bed to wait for her to finish her shower.
Laying on my back she continues with the BBBJ while kneeling between my legs. Naturally put my hand on her head to try for DT again. She stops and says "I take care of you" again. I get the picture. She then spins around to a 69 position, places hands either side of my hips and lifts one of her legs up in the air. Proceeds to start doing push ups and trying to DT at the same time.
I give her points for trying and style, but the DT just wasn't doing it for me. She really didn't like me giving her guidance or holding her head so it just felt mechanical.
After a bit told her to get up and go back to her kneeling position and had her start rimming. This is where she started to shine. Hands on both cheeks, spreading wide going as deep as she could. She then told me roll over, go on my knees and stick my ass up. She went back to rimming and was stroking my cock vertically down. This made up for the poor DT.
After a while got up, condom on then went A+ doggy on her. It was the best position, her great ass and no saggy tits to see. Finished there, had a brief massage then got up to leave.
At this point she asked me what I weigh (wtf? Tell her 80 kg. She then grabs me by the hips and lifts me up in the air. "I 50 kg, squat 100 kg". She tells me that she does muay Thai and goes to the gym everyday.
I guess my request for "strong" some how got translated to gym junkie.
Would I repeat with Sunny? If she was the only girl available, yes. Would take my chances on any other unknown SW lady first though.
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04-17-19 11:27 #17657
Posts: 239Sunny at Snow White
Some girls you never hear about and I guess there is a good reason for that.
Went in to Snow White this afternoon and had a look at the line up. Maybe 12 girls there. I looked them over and asked their names. I was hoping to find Emmy there but no luck. Audi was present and looked nice but I believe she's the on with extreme baby damage so I picked a girl who looked good but I had no info on her. Sunny.
Booked two hours and up we went. Sunny has a great ass and she was showing it off but also hiding her chest. Which was disgusting once the bra came off. Empty sacs like you'the imagine on a hundred year old hag. Harsh to look at.
Unfortunately I couldn't get past her chest and my shower erection went away when we were on the bed. I lost all interest. She tried a variety of blowjobs and handjobs but nothing doing.
She insisted on giving me a massage and waiting for the blood to return. I ended up leaving halfway through the session as there's no point if your member isn't doing his job.
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04-17-19 05:56 #17656
Posts: 463Can anyone say where I can get a decent massage.
I tried lek, never again.
I tried some by nana on soi 4.
And a couple other dives I will have to look up the names.
But no luck, I could get a better massage in the USA.
So I must be going to all the wrong places.
I paid $70 plus $10 tip at lek for hot stone.
I don't like to spend that much.
So are there any good places for under 500?
I don't want sex or HJ.
My only idea was find the spas in the high end hotels, but I was afraid it would be 5000.
Many thanks.
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04-16-19 23:23 #17655
Posts: 463Phrom phong bts.
There's a lek massage there on corner of 24.
I must say it was pretty bad walk up 3 floors of stairs.
Room had window with noise from bts and tuk tuk.
Paid $70 for hot stone which was really bad.
The woman was very old and sweet, I could tell she had zero training.
So I gave a $10 tip.
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04-15-19 13:11 #17654
Posts: 624Originally Posted by FreeMonger [View Original Post]
I once had nuru in either Analisa or Passion (can't remember), and it was a nice GFE from the girl.
One thing helps, if you're not in Bangkok for only few days, meeting the same girl again always gives bettee experience. Because she's more comfortable with you. 80% of time this has worked wonder for me.
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04-15-19 08:13 #17653
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by EricSwiss [View Original Post]
Offers to do your nails abound in Thailand whether GF, massage lady, bargirls etc. Many many times I knocked them back. I much prefer to cut my own nails, partly because I get it done very fast and I hate girls messing with cuticle, cutting skin off, etc. , don't need filing also. Nail job can be not the most pleasant experience.
Take an ear wax candling at the hair dresser instead. That is more difficult to do yourself. However I also never want the ear cleaning treatment again. Anyone speaking loudly very close to me, became like the thunder clap of a close lightning bolt. I just wasn't used to everyone being that loud at close range. Very distracting in a tight packed office too. My hearing of quiet speakers did not seem to improve, only made loud noises, louder still.
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04-15-19 04:59 #17652
Posts: 113Follow Up. Mai and Nong's Milking Table
So I went for it, and scheduled Mook and Nong for 2 hours. 7000 baht / 200+ USD for the session. No need to write an extended review as the services they offer are clear on the website. Everything! I chose two anal available ladies but did not take advantage of that, other than to rim both beauties and finger them while I licked. Pussies were fresh and clean, and felt luscious! I also got a pretty decent massage out of the experience. I asked them to edge me for most of the time as I wanted to only cum once. And I finished with a slow, well performed, prostate massage done by Nong with Mook sucking from below. I tipped extra. These ladies were on-time, discrete, welcome in the hotel (Grande Centre Point Ratchamdari. Staff let them in elevator) No bullshit involved. Thank you ladies.
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04-14-19 19:56 #17651
Posts: 62My pleasure.
Originally Posted by EricSwiss [View Original Post]
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04-14-19 15:08 #17650
Posts: 2Thanks Analogue and OrientalLover!
Analogue, is there any specific masseuse you can recommend in either of the branches?
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04-14-19 03:28 #17649
Posts: 357Originally Posted by LookAtWorld [View Original Post]