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12-04-19 11:42 #18715
Posts: 922Originally Posted by Syzygies [View Original Post]
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12-04-19 07:12 #18714
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by *****man [View Original Post]
Lets face it, some girls look a disaster already at 21 (usually a baby was involved), and others look really good at 35 (maybe no baby or maybe just can't tell easily).
I did a young newbie at Long Gun. Name was Whip. She was 18 or 19. No English. From the farm. Young and stupid, no clues about sex but very fuckable with nice body. Was willing to do BBFS at first. I warned her about all the things that would stuff her up badly, getting a Thai boy leach was one, getting pregnant was another. Blah Blah. Being told once or twice is not enough.
I returned to Long Gun maybe 2 years later. Some girl approaches me. I did not know her. She finally says her name is Whip. Oh my god. I had not even recognised her. Now had a fat face and fat belly, after baby, with the railway tracks on belly and now very saggy tits. Sure enough the Thai boy got her pregnant, then dumped her, moving on to a hotter girl. She was totally wrecked at the age of 21, because poorly educated and did not know any better. This is the sick Thai society. Was totally un-doable for me now, no matter how much sympathy I might feel. No one would want her, most likely. Her life is wrecked already. Seen it far too many times. I would much rather a 35 YO beauty in immaculate shape.
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12-04-19 04:49 #18713
Posts: 922Originally Posted by LuvStJohn [View Original Post]
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12-03-19 16:38 #18712
Posts: 25Ageism
Originally Posted by Syzygies [View Original Post]
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12-03-19 13:41 #18711
Posts: 187Snow White
Just spent a wonderful hour with Beauty at Snow White. The session was centered on the extras, not the massage. She has a womanly body, not too skinny and she is soft and sweet. Upon entering the room she kissed me tenderly and showered me. Then it was straight to the reason I was there. She has a soft touch. She started me off with a very tender BBBJ, then some DATY, interspersing tender looks and very good DFK. Then on comes the raincoat and she rode me cowgirls until I had a very good orgasm. She worked hard for it.
After that, I lay on my back and she massaged my hands, legs, arms and feet. It felt so good I kind of drifted away in a trance. I don't remember when I have been so relaxed. Beauty then reapplied her lips to Herman the One Eyed German and tried to get me off again. She worked hard, but it was a no-go. I had done too many touristy things today and I was just too tired. We hardly talked at all, I don't think her English is very good. It was a wonderful session.
Looks: 7.
Attitude: 9.
Service: 9.
Ambiance: 5 (I did like the bed was a normal height. It is hell for me to get up off the mattress on the floor in most of these places.) The parlor was clean, but had seen better days. Who shivs a git?
Cost: 1,900 baht 1 hour, tipped 500.
WIR: Hell yes!
Without offending anyone's sensibilities, what is it that made Snow White such a legend? There were only about 4 girls on a couch there when I showed up at 5 PM (Tuesday). The facilities are nothing to shout about, just looks like a run-of-the-mill massage parlor in a big Asian city. I expected it to be a little more luxurious from what I have read. I am not complaining, I had a WONDERFUL session there, it just is hard to see what the past glory of the place may have been.
Tool Shedd.
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12-03-19 03:18 #18710
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by LuvStJohn [View Original Post]
I start to get used to implants a bit these days, if the girl is otherwise having a great body, and well above average face. A trim body like Nadia's helps a lot, as I can't get turned on by girls with folds of blubber, or low hanging deflated bags for tits, or very saggy ass. A slightly puffy girl like Beauty at Snow White was acceptable for me (not having blubber). Ugly or very plain face also turns me off, and even ugly pussy can turn me off. Rather fussy, but actual age is not a concern for me. Nadia is not particularly dark skinned I think, but is not really a criteria for me.
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12-02-19 18:52 #18709
Posts: 25Afternoon Doki Doki Visit
I've been a poor source of information during my time in BKK -- almost 3 months now. Every time I read this thread, the MPs seem like such a hit-or-miss proposition that I stayed away from them. I know some cater to PSE or more hard core experiences, but that's not my thing. I wanted something I considered erotic at a place where it seemed I had an above average chance of finding an attractive masseuse. Based on the information I read, it seemed like Doki Doki was a good choice for me. So I finally took the plunge, so to speak. It was a great experience, one which I would happily repeat about once a month or so.
Firstly, I didn't make a booking. I was running some errands so couldn't pin down a time and decided to walk in around 2 pm on a Thursday. The place seemed pretty quiet but there were about 8 or so girls to choose from. Nadia caught my eye so I went with her for 90 minutes. I think most readers know what's on the menu at DD so I don't need to go into that, but I will say that her service was excellent. She's about 35, but looks younger, had a nice tight bod, and has a set of hard bolt-ONS, which I wasn't thrilled about until she started massaging me with them. She was very proactive, took her time, smiled a lot, was extremely friendly, did everything I wanted and more though I admit I was in the mood to be pampered and let someone else take the lead. She did and she did it well. She even put a few good massage moves on me. And she didn't mind my roaming hands, digits and tongue either.
I know folks have different experiences at other MPs, as have I, and they have different expectations about what they want versus what I want, but Doki seemed like the closest thing to a 'sure thing' for Me. While you might pay a little more, the quality of the girls was excellent, and there were even more available when I was leaving. I would have been happy with 80% of them, if their service was as good as Nadia's. Anyway, after that experience, I don't plan to visit the other MPs unless someone sitting outside catches my eye (rarely happens and typically disappointed). It just seemed like I removed a lot of uncertainties by choosing Doki Doki and think it makes sense if you're not in the mood to experiment or haggle. Thank you to those on this board who recommended it.
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12-02-19 10:15 #18708
Posts: 3682Originally Posted by DexVbss [View Original Post]
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12-02-19 04:09 #18707
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by *****man [View Original Post]
It is a little silly we subdivide Bangkok mongering into MPs and all other, on this forum.
Similarly, BJ bars like Wood Bar, Kasilong, etc. are not really Massage Parlours, right? but not massively different to Eden in style, other than fucking in Eden is expected, and two girls in mandatory. Mostly I fuck in my BJ bar visits as well, but it is not available from all girls.
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12-02-19 04:02 #18706
Posts: 12856Originally Posted by Bouvis [View Original Post]
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12-02-19 01:46 #18705
Posts: 2Light skinned massage girls?
First time to Bangkok. Wondering if anyone has suggestions on where to find 20-30 yo light skinned massage girls? I've visited a few shops but have mostly seen older dark skinned ladies working.
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12-01-19 23:03 #18704
Posts: 14Happy ending from a normal massage shop
Does anyone else like to go to "serious" massage places where happy ending isn't normally on the table, and then hope that the massage turns erotic after all?
I had one such experience on Sukhumvit soi 15, "Magical Hands". The first time I was there I got a normal oil massage, and it was lovely. I got excited a few times during the session, but nothing happened.
A few days later I return, actually wanting a normal massage, as my other needs were met via other channels. I get a different lady, maybe 40 and chubby. I'm asked to shower first, which I wasn't the first time. Maybe I was just sweaty. I lay naked this time on the table, and cover myself with a towel. The session begins, and a while after I'm asked to lay on my back, things start to grow, like a lot. She isn't blind, and notices. She soon gets closer and closer to it, and before I know it, the towel is removed and her hands get to work on my raging boner. I'm like WTF, we didn't even discuss this or a price, but whatever, I need this now, whatever the cost. Because she is fully clothed and not really my type, it still takes some time, she really has to work for it. But the ending is happy.
Before we go down to the others I figure I should tip her, and I give her 1000 baht. She didn't ask for anything. Maybe it's a lot for a HJ? Still worth it because of the surprise element IMO.
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12-01-19 11:35 #18703
Posts: 105It's all here
Originally Posted by KidBrady [View Original Post]
Maybe also send an email to Eden club with your requests (email address is on their website) to ask if one of the masseuses will be up for it.
Got to love Bangkok-A show with everything but Yul Brynner.
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12-01-19 10:58 #18702
Posts: 105Erotic Massage
Originally Posted by Goatscrot [View Original Post]
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12-01-19 07:33 #18701
Posts: 624Originally Posted by Syzygies [View Original Post]