Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Whoreman]

I'd love to know what they were doing for the two minutes that I waited on the phone making the booking. But I was there and it was hot outside, so back came Mali and up we went. Mali is cute in a way, a bit of acne on the face and slightly thick but with soft, smallish tits and a very pretty smile. Not much English but between that and my not much Thai we sort of communicated, or I think we did. For all I know she went back to the other girls afterwards and said that I had told her that I once had butt sex with the Dalai Lama. Don't.

Not a good idea to criticize the leader of the Buddhist world in Thailand. 99% of the wg's I have met are devote Buddhist. They make merit and always give to the temple. I assume she did not understand what you meant. This could be a bad move on your behalf.

Your lucky she was not Muslim and you criticize Mohamed. She would have cut your junk off. 555.

RL.

You appear to have misunderstood the post Robert. Oosik was obviously just illustrating in a humorous way how a language barrier can lead to misunderstandings. In other words, maybe the girl thought he said that when in fact he said something completely different. You need to lighten up a bit. Also, the Dalai Lama is not the leader of the Buddhist world but only of Tibetan Buddhism. Thais are Theravada Buddhists.

[Tugga27]

I'd love to know what they were doing for the two minutes that I waited on the phone making the booking. But I was there and it was hot outside, so back came Mali and up we went. Mali is cute in a way, a bit of acne on the face and slightly thick but with soft, smallish tits and a very pretty smile. Not much English but between that and my not much Thai we sort of communicated, or I think we did. For all I know she went back to the other girls afterwards and said that I had told her that I once had butt sex with the Dalai Lama. Don't.

Not a good idea to criticize the leader of the Buddhist world in Thailand. 99% of the wg's I have met are devote Buddhist. They make merit and always give to the temple. I assume she did not understand what you meant. This could be a bad move on your behalf.

Your lucky she was not Muslim and you criticize Mohamed. She would have cut your junk off. 555.

RL.

He didn't criticize anyone.

Read it again.

[Robert Long]

I'd love to know what they were doing for the two minutes that I waited on the phone making the booking. But I was there and it was hot outside, so back came Mali and up we went. Mali is cute in a way, a bit of acne on the face and slightly thick but with soft, smallish tits and a very pretty smile. Not much English but between that and my not much Thai we sort of communicated, or I think we did. For all I know she went back to the other girls afterwards and said that I had told her that I once had butt sex with the Dalai Lama. Don't.

Not a good idea to criticize the leader of the Buddhist world in Thailand. 99% of the wg's I have met are devote Buddhist. They make merit and always give to the temple. I assume she did not understand what you meant. This could be a bad move on your behalf.

Your lucky she was not Muslim and you criticize Mohamed. She would have cut your junk off. 555.

RL.

[Bunky]

Mali is cute in a way, a bit of acne on the face and slightly thick but with soft, smallish tits and a very pretty smile. Not much English but between that and my not much Thai we sort of communicated, or I think we did. For all I know she went back to the other girls afterwards and said that I had told her that I once had butt sex with the Dalai Lama.

Diet Coke just sprayed out of my nose. Hilarious!

Keep up the good work sir. I think I speak for many when I say we enjoy your reports.

Bunky.

[RonnieMonger]

Are you sure you got your timing right? Bamboo only opened in 2014 after Bam and Bo left Mango and opened their own shop on Soi 8. Bo has left the business and married a Farang about 4 years ago and lives in Bang Na. Bam sold the shop about 2 years ago. Bee has also got a Farang partner and doesn't work anymore but she is still in touch with the old crew from Mango. My favorite Duo were Bo and Cheer. Cheer has also disappeared. Haven't seen and heard from her for a long time.

I liked Bo too. On timings yes you're correct about Bamboo. But before that it was called Aviva. I was referring to both but mostly Aviva (for Nice and Bee) then Bee was in and out of Bamboo and Mango. New was only at Bamboo I think. She told me she worked Thai massage on Soi Rang Nam before that.

[Oosik]

I figured I'd give Doki Doki a try. In truth, I somehow confused them with Mitu, where I'd had good experiences in the past and it wasn't until I was planning my trip over there that I saw that Google Maps put them on an entirely different soi than I remembered. I then searched for Mitu on the thread and the only recent hits were about Doki and another establishment that have some ex-Mitu girls. The two Mitu websites were not promising: One had a placeholder page and the other listed girls available, but for early last year, and now doesn't connect at all. The last post on their FB was in May. Why take the chance when you can go for the sure thing? Doki Doki it was.

I called and made a 3:30 booking for Miku based on my extensive clicking on lousy thumbnails to determine that she was the only one that didn't have something peeking from behind the masks that could lead to ugliness in the Unseen Areas. In all truth it is a complete crap shoot with their pictures. I presented myself punctually and the mamasan / receptionist or whatever asked whether it was an hour or ninety minutes, then told me to have a seat as she hustled into back. She returned and said it would be a minute. I heard a lot of rustling behind the curtain, like they were staging for a lineup, so I verified with the mamasan that I was the one with the booking for Miku. "Yes, yes. Just a minute!

And a minute later out came the lineup. WTF? Each was introduced. None was named Miku. To get them to go away I chose Mali because she was about the only one that I would rate as not below average. The herd, including Mali, went back behind the curtain. I walked over to the counter and again explained that I had a booking with Miku. "Miku with customer. ".

I'd love to know what they were doing for the two minutes that I waited on the phone making the booking. But I was there and it was hot outside, so back came Mali and up we went. Mali is cute in a way, a bit of acne on the face and slightly thick but with soft, smallish tits and a very pretty smile. Not much English but between that and my not much Thai we sort of communicated, or I think we did. For all I know she went back to the other girls afterwards and said that I had told her that I once had butt sex with the Dalai Lama.

The service was okay: enthusiastic but not very well trained, though in Nuru the smallish breasts can be a bit of a handicap. My only other experiences, at Mitu, involved major mammaries. A little strange to me was that there was never an attempt to move onto the Main Event, even though the player to be featured was clearly standing tall and ready. Maybe I was supposed to take the initiative? They aren't a glorified BJ place are they? In truth it probably would have ended in the usual ego-crushing failure as things tend to turn into pudding when the condom is put on, but strange nonetheless. Maybe she recognized my junk from a "Don't even bother. You'd just waste a valuable condom" poster. Throughout it all I was distracted by the booking screw up and it really took something out of the experience, unfortunately for Mali, who worked her little heart out to no avail. I tipped her well for the effort but don't see repeating simply because I don't see going back to someplace where I have little or no confidence my booking will do me any good.

On the way back to the BTS I sidetracked up Soi 33 to check on Mitu. They were still there ("Yes, web has problem! So I examined the tablet. Not the quality I remembered but far better than Doki's, though the latter had the disadvantage of my seeing them in the flesh. I made a booking with Haduki, or something like that, for a couple of days later. Haduki is a "5 Star +300 baht" girl because apparently a six star system cannot properly rate their girls even though Michelin can rate over 30,000 restaurants and hotels in Europe using half that many.

When I returned I found that they actually had my booking and that Haduki is cuter than her pics. Pretty face, slim, but at the expense of boobage, with just a slightly larger butt than was absolutely necessary. And NO TATTOOS!

And she had skills commensurate with those looks. Things started out in the shower with some vigorous and extended wet dry humping. In Mali / Doki's defense they didn't even have a shower so I got bucket washed while lying in the mattress. The Nuru body to body was excellent. One intriguing bit was that even though she had no more than Mali up top she had some of the hardest little nipples and knew how to run them back and forth in exciting places. In this case we did move to the Main Event and it it a tribute to her skills that it lasted as long as it did, but ultimately we were back to the hand, mouth and various other slippery body parts business.

Would I repeat? On the way out I made a booking with her for two days hence! Yes, it is about 50% more than Doki, but the service and girl were maybe 100% better. Obviously this is a very limited sample as far as Doki goes, though I have had good prior experiences as Mitu, so as always, YMMV.

[Franciscass]

After kiss left, I rarely go there now.

Anybody know what happened to Kiss. She told me early on he was staying at DD only as long as she needed to to save enough to open a restaurant. She was special and stood out for her personality and beauty as well as her willingness to please. She certainly made enough during her time at DD to open that restaurant but I guess it's also possible she met somebody. Whichever or whatever I hope she's happy.

[Gargano19]

Doki doki has been a hit and miss for me. Some girls are great and some just not my type. After kiss left, I rarely go there now. But went there recently to give it a try.

I had a booking but told her I will choose girl at shop. After waiting for 5 minutes, she showed me 5-6 girls. Out of them only one or two seemed good enough to spend 3/3. 5 k, I chose Yuri.

Yuri is slimmer than others and has cute enough face. She is new here, 4 months if I remember it correctly.

We started with basic wash on air mattress, after cleaning, she licked all the right places. I'm not huge into ass licking but I let her do it for a while. After nuru massage and usual sliding, she asked if I want to do it there or on bed, obviously I moved to bed. Not only it's uncomfortable to do it there, but it's also not safe with all the water and nuru gel.

She started with BBBJ, and then moved to wot. Her boobs are good, I can't remember if they were silicon, and my hands were there whole time during wot. Then moved to mis. She wasn't a screamer but moaned enough to keep me hard. Then we did doggy on bed and then standing doggy. This is when I came.

She's cute and overall experience was good. Maybe will visit soon here, won't try her again though.

[Jarlenm84]

They will know what you are there for. If you want you can ask for a "special massage" and that should clear up any doubt. The pricing is not that complicated. There is a charge for the room, and a charge for the lady:

1 hour is 400 for the room + 1500 for the lady = 1900 baht.

90 minutes is 600 for the room + 1500 for the lady = 2100 baht.

2 hours is 800 for the room + 1500 for the lady = 2300 baht.

The above pricing is for a Thai / oil / lotion massage, but that is basically semantics. Most customers go straight to the sex. They charge additional for the Nuru massage because the slippery stuff cost them more money, so:

2 hour Nuru massage = 1200 for the room + 1500 for the lady = 2700 baht.

SL.

Thanks! Will be back with reviews in late February.

[Sunlover2]

2300 for two hours, is this full service? Which massage do you order to get this? Website list 2 hours nuru massage for 1200. Thanks!

They will know what you are there for. If you want you can ask for a "special massage" and that should clear up any doubt. The pricing is not that complicated. There is a charge for the room, and a charge for the lady:

1 hour is 400 for the room + 1500 for the lady = 1900 baht.

90 minutes is 600 for the room + 1500 for the lady = 2100 baht.

2 hours is 800 for the room + 1500 for the lady = 2300 baht.

The above pricing is for a Thai / oil / lotion massage, but that is basically semantics. Most customers go straight to the sex. They charge additional for the Nuru massage because the slippery stuff cost them more money, so:

2 hour Nuru massage = 1200 for the room + 1500 for the lady = 2700 baht.

SL.

[OlJoh]

I haven't been in ages, though I'd been a regular customer for about ten years (on and off). Line up doesn't look that great anymore (judging by the girls sitting opposite the Kiwi pub).

My favorite girls were Nice, New and Bee in that order. Nice (the one with the dogs and the boat. Not the one whose photo pops up on their Website) divorced a Thai guy, hitched up with a farang guy and worked for him a legit biz for a while. But then came back to Bamboo for a year or so then disappeared entirely. Anyone know what happened to her? This would be ten years ago I guess.

Bee left and went to Mango for a few years but now she seems to have disappeared too. As for New, last time I heard from her she sent a photo of herself and an older Swedish gent (in Sweden). Married apparently.

Anyone know if any of them are back in LOS (and back in action)?

Are you sure you got your timing right? Bamboo only opened in 2014 after Bam and Bo left Mango and opened their own shop on Soi 8. Bo has left the business and married a Farang about 4 years ago and lives in Bang Na. Bam sold the shop about 2 years ago. Bee has also got a Farang partner and doesn't work anymore but she is still in touch with the old crew from Mango. My favorite Duo were Bo and Cheer. Cheer has also disappeared. Haven't seen and heard from her for a long time.

[Jarlenm84]

Expect 1800 or 1900 for an hour and like 2300 for 2 hours. Giver or take 100-200 baht or so. 1.5 hours is usually in the middle. This is the final price, you do not need to tip the girls (but of course you may).

This is also a long way of saying, generally 1. 5 or 2 hours is what you should be ordering. Once you've paid for the first hour, its not much more to get a second. And with the kind of service offered at SW and Cherry, go more than an hour if you can, its worth it.

2300 for two hours, is this full service? Which massage do you order to get this? Website list 2 hours nuru massage for 1200. Thanks!

[JenSona23]

I've seen Aom in the shop a few month ago (but I didn't took her).

She had long hairs and it looked like she took a lot of weight.

Thanks for heads up!

[Omigawd]

Expect 1800 or 1900 for an hour and like 2300 for 2 hours. Giver or take 100-200 baht or so. 1.5 hours is usually in the middle. This is the final price, you do not need to tip the girls (but of course you may).

This is also a long way of saying, generally 1. 5 or 2 hours is what you should be ordering. Once you've paid for the first hour, its not much more to get a second. And with the kind of service offered at SW and Cherry, go more than an hour if you can, its worth it.

Excellent, this is exactly I had in mind. Thank you very much.

[Tugga27]

Just in case anyone did not realise, "Katoon" is the Thai way of spelling Cartoon, as they borrowed the word from English, but they pronounce it somewhat like Gartoon.

การ์ตูน

Yep.

Thanks for that.